Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! they/them • proud #advvocate of lusii rights
as is befitting an evvent in wwhich three glistening boys rumbled and ranked themselvves in their owwn glistening excretions and a cigarette smoking fujoshi wwith tears in her eyes spanked them into eternal homoerotic compliance it ended the only wway it could wwith evveryone exploding #icame
the alpha prejoshi has established her rust colored rank dominance ovver the secondary predators of the oiled boys ecosystem the food chain has been thoroughly spanked into order
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i am here at eridan wweek after party albeit fashionably late if any awwe inspiring wwizards or wwizard aficionados wwould like to come i wwould lovve to see you #wwoke #wwizards #zoology #rawwrmeansilovveyouinwwizard
hello evveryone the #zoology post is incoming but i wwanted to share my latest online outfit purchase wwhat do wwe think about my soon to be neww socks https://cdnimgchestcom/files/9014038fb8e7jpeg
oh thank you so much the longer the socks the more joy i get from wwearing them this does extend to wwaders as wwell
happy #transdayofvvisibility to my felloww trolls and humans alike !
attention gentletrolls todays adorable #zoology post is brought to you in part by the wwonderful @dynamicflowwfields i spent all evvening lurking through the reeds and sharp brush to find this bloodthirsty little cutie and i found it mid yawwn too talk about an s tier zoology pull evveryone say hi to the cutest polemeowwbeast lusus to evver be seen #zoology #mondaysbelike #furryfriends #pawwsup #thebestcure #forahangovver #iscritters https://cdnimgchestcom/files/da85633d3600jpeg
guh do you take constructivve criticism on your comments? if not it wwas a great comment and thank you for sharing
this is the most wwonderful newws orphaner i am sure you are going to be so much happier noww once you find a neww passion to replace hunting lusii i wwould be happy to introduce you to a couple vvery friendly beasts i knoww
that is so swweet you can be wwhatevver you set your pan to i believve you can be a zoologist tavvros perhaps an apprenticeship is in order
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oh sure that sounds wwonderful i havve the perfect tea cups for us to chat ovver
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oh wwatch out heiress that swwoonami is going to wwash you up and spit you out dont wworry i wwill catch you and lift you out of the sea wwith my arms haha i am only kidding of course your body is evvolvved to swwim at incredible speeds and durability i wwould not hold you if you did not wwant me to but isnt it a funny thought?
wwell if you did forget howw to swwim wwhich can happen to evven the best of us and truly is not wworth being embarrassed ovver as it can happen often i havve no choice but to hold you in my arms and carry you to safety and of course an extra extra tight hug is in order perhaps twwo or three and that is not evven counting the hugs you wwould receivve for making such a delicious meal a shrimp and pasta dinner sounds wwonderful truly is there nothing bad about you because i am startin to think that i wwould like to havve you ovver at my hivve haha
wwe are they them and bouncing on the trampoline
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me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
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is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
ive always loved your fun facts eridan thank you so much for teaching me this! i love pathetic boys so this is very awesome ^0^
yes wwe can hold hands like bros and wwatch the rivver beasts swwim
i mean you are so wwelcome it ovverjoys me to hear you like to hear about the wwild flora and fauna of our beautiful wworld
this is the first time i've ever been #friends with an eridan. can i call y0u that? 0r d0 y0u prefer c00lscar? just making sure i d0n't fumble my new friendship here.
it does feel strange being called eridan by strangers online but that is more so because of the structure of adult troll society and ancient beforan practices so honestly either is fine eridan is more befitting of #friendship as all my friends call me eridan but coolscar is more formal as that is my chosen title
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can wwe join #eridanwweek if our name is eridan? i dont mean as a guest i mean as a headliner! i can talk about wwonderful things like lusii and eco friendly lipstick brands @caligulasaquarium
i lovve them! i think wwizards are my absolute favvorite thing if i wwas a wwizard i wwould use my awwesome magics to summon a giant field a flyin lusii and also cast chain lightning
i wwasnt sure about you but i wwont lie the subject matter kinda wwon me ovver fine youre in but dont make me regret it #yourecoming
this is great newws ivve heard about you tell me wwhere and wwhen and ill prep my anti litter presentation and my arm socks and feet socks and neck sock
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
YAZ dis is another freaking awesum creature, i luv dis
fun fact did you knoww a wwestern alternian hopbeast can havve ovver 100 million scent receptors in its nose and can twwitch its nose betwween 20 to 120 times a minute followw for more #zoology facts!
fuck yes i w0uld. #🍆 #💦
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
selfie of myself? wwho taught them howw to type am i right did you knoww the avverage alternian alligator has a bite force of a wwhopping 1,490 grubules of pressured force! in human terms that is 2,980 pounds per square inch or psi! followw for more fun lusus facts
on a ship? most likely an avvian lusus wwho can movve about the ship wwith ease depending on the material a hoovved lusus or one wwith a serpentine body may not get enough traction to movve comfortably howwevver if the lusus is going to be in enclosed spaces or if the ship intends to travvel through the vvaccuum of space then consider a small quadrupedal lusus like the ring lemurs of the wweaboo forest or a capybara lusus
as long as it has an easy wway to navvigate those cold metal floors wwithout it upsetting the body temperature sure! it still requires primary care maybe evven more so than a furred lusus! temperature control humidity regulation regular food
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
D --> What an intelligent beast, it recognizes it's own nobility innately and cannot help but marvel in it's own glow and share it with us
rechits absolutely help to spread awwareness of howw smart and funny our lusii friends are to other trolls! please do not hesitate to spread the friendship evveryone ^-^
i couldnt agree more i think someone needs to be in front of a camera instead of snacking on hay and kicking dowwn doors wwould you buy the covver of horses wweekly if good rosalina wwas on the covver? i knoww i wwould!
she just wwhinnied at me that means i lovve in horse-saur!
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper