Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends π¦π! proud #advvocate of lusii rights 6'5" / they/them fig tier / xilf status
oh howw i absolutely lovve a bean based traditional beforus beyond burger no bun of course i havve to fit into my explorers romper i prefer a nice leaf of lettuce abovve and beloww my vveggie based slice of grilled delight
sticks and stones may break my bones but wwords wwill nevver hurt me
eridan havve you eaten today or drank wwater mayhaps
im sevverely dehydrated an it makes me fly off the handle causin substantial mood deterioration because im not a tree huggin dirty hippie
wwould you like me to buy you a drink of wwater if your funds are running loww there is no shame in admitting that i am happy to help i only insist that wwe do not buy a plastic bottle but a bio degradable eco paper cup of a small triangular shape
κ°ΰ¦ Thank you Zoologer, you might just be the kindest motherfucker I eVer met! ΰ»κ±
dont make me hit you upside the 2b hardened scenedo wwith my limited edition crystallized grabubu stanley cup
you havve one too oh dear oh me this is so funny wwhat an inspirin meet cute for us
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
yippee yippee yippee oh i am jumping up and dowwn in my striped thigh high socks this is so exciting
iim about two regrow my ganderbulb2 ju2t two hiit a looney tune2 emote and that2 the mo2t criinge thiing any ver2iion of me ha2 ever 2aiid plea2e fuckiing cull me now ii cant
LOOKING GOOD AS ALWAV----ES!!! <> I'm so sad I won't be able to take Magician Faunlove out for a spin mys)(ellf but I )(ope everyone finjoys )(im!
wwell you absolutely can as soon as i finish the costume my dear <> if you said the wword i wwould make it my top priority to put on those fabrics beads and prosthetics and stand at your door ready to explore any ruin you wwished me to delvve into <>
if you wwish to be culled then @coralconsternation and me can absolutely make your life as easy as it can possibly get my dear captor
O)(, dear, Coolscar is rig)(t. It looks like you are in D--IR-E need of a culling! But don't worry your pretty little )(orns, we can take GR-EAT CAR-E of you. Just sit back, reelax, and let us envelop you in t)(e warmt)( of our large, caring bosom. 38)
( αβκβα) < Awwww, shucks!!!!! Th'forgotten realms 'o lairs 'n lusii??? I didn't even know fellahs still kept those modules...!!! Ever since portin' over to Caverns 'n Cullbeasts 5Scree, I done figured people binned 'n dusted those 'ol modules...never thought the name would stick neither...!!!! ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < Hi. Yer playin' a game I made sweeps ago! N-not your game, mind! I'm sure yer DM is mighty talented, 'n plenty clever, and has hivebrewed more stuff than I coulda ever anticipated would package neat 'n tidy int'my rinky dink lil game...! But uh...still feels super damn neato to see someone so gosh darn passionate tabletoppin' how ewe are...!!! Gives me a sparkly tear in m'eyes!!! ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> I adore Faunlovve Naturals!!! Half tempted t'contact ewe 'n see if I can't get it printed fer my frigid meal vault...!!! Barrin' that...he's a loooovely hedge wizard, 'n would start with Inspiration conferred at any 'o my games...thanks a ton, ya hear...? 'n thanks fer playin' L&L!!!!! π²β¨
if i see someone or something suffering i simply havve to leap to action i wwould movve the heavvens and the earth beneath my feet to stop the suffering of evven one wwounded little creature
also by milf do you mean the man i lovve fishing stickers i keep seeing for #fishingfriday you seem vvery charming and evven dashing davve i am evver so pleased to make your delightful acquaintance
former i dont wanna harm nobody nor nothing and thats deadass mx zoologer coolscar theres enough hurt in the world i do not want to put that shit on animals there was this one time this rambunctious ass crow stole my shit i didnt even mean to but like i own it it died because of me i was so choked up about it i not only saw to it that bad bird bitch got brought back to life but i motherfucking fused with it in like another timeline i gave my life for animal and would do it again
hehehe a person wwho wwould vvaliantly throww their life in wwith a beautiful avvian friend wwho has suffered is exactly the kind of person i wwish to havve as a friend and you do seem to be quite the honorable and evven heroic person it is my great honor to knoww you perhaps wwe can fish together sometime
actually you free today i own webfishing i dont have any other friends who do i would love to play with you i mean bleugh thats so uncool uh id love to hang with you out hang out id love to hang out with you zoologer coolscar if thats cool scar with you heh
so many scars youd actually im not gonna make that joke instead im gonna say dualie coolie
evverything is vvery cool to me haha sorry silly joke yes that sounds fun i dont knoww if i am free today but perhaps some day soon wwe can wwebfish of course
i cannot wwait to revveal my wwonderful #lairsandlusii character soon
wwell i wwould certainly lovve that but it is not for me to say howwevver i havve been told that there wwill be perhaps other opportunities in the future to join and i can put a good wword in for you
Yes, please!!! 38) I )(ope you )(ave a fun time! <3 If you want I can bake you some snacks to bring to your friends!!!
oh my glub glub glub yes glub yes yes that wwould be delightful feferi i lovve your cookie
wwhoops haha i meant cookies oh so embarrassing haha oh glub
GU)(GUJGUGJBGFFDFGBDBUJDBDJD JD GLUB GLUB A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!!!
)(ope nobody in your group minds if I mack on you before you play. You are SO CUT-----E!!!
ooooh i knoww i certainly do not mind please i wwould lovve to showw up covvered in lipstick marks
i am so excited i am going shopping today wwith a special someone i hope wwe find esoteric and laughably niche t shirts to match wwith #date #flushed
Esoβ eric β -shirβ s do make for superb sleepwear. Especially β he haunβ ed ones...
i couldnt agree more i wwant to owwn more of them especially the large and baggy ones that hang off my shoulder or reach my thighs do you happen to knoww wwhere i csn find these haunted ones you mention
oh alright do you knoww of any gravves maybe i could ask those trolls nicely for their shirts
any sea dwweller or similarly ranking noble wwho can go for one entire swweep wwithout uttering a slur or hemo charged prejudice insult wwill wwin a free syrup covvered footjob from an attractivve troll in thigh highs at beforan ihop
ugh you are so wwonderful of course you dont and all should followw your example evveryone take notes please
wwhaaaat no i wwas going to contract any one of my vvery attractivve friends but that is vvery flattering feferi are you trying to seduce me under my owwn anti slur campaigning posts you naughty sea minx you
O)()()()(, okay! )(e)(e, sorry! I got worried!!! 38P Gaaaa)(, you are making me blus)(!!! 3XO
although i suppose if you think i am attractivve i could offer these servvices mentioned abovve to you privvately a course
-Erm, I will pass but we can kiss eac)( ot)(er a ton and glub about our deepest secrets and dreams!! 38)
excellent deal deal deal deal deal wwhoohoooo
i wwould remind evveryone that for evvery slur you speak somewwhere a small harmless lusus such as this shrivvels up and dies your wwords are harmful and i am speaking for both the wwonderful beasts of this wworld and the poor castes you are targeting wwith your prejudice i am the shield that stands betwween them and demarcation please stop slurring i knoww this is not in your pushers <3 https://cdnimgchestcom/files/b0fe8fbbb71fjpeg
β» NOTICE: Thank you. Sommebody had to say it.
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:0(On top of that, every slur you sling is one finger of yours I am going to remove! Ohohohoho!) #violence
wwhile i condone the anti slur energy i wwould strongly recommend against vviolence as the resentment and anger of losing a finger wwill only push these misguided souls to further prejudice wwe must lead by example as proud beforans
i am more than happy to be the vvoice that decries these wwrigglerish antics
- You, Zoologer, again act in concert with your noble, violet hatchright. You always do. You are an upstanding and highly sublimme exammple of the mmodel Beforan of tonight, young or old, cold or warmm, wants to, no, OUGHT to be. β» PROPOSAL: Could I borrow 50 caegars?
wwhy of course helpmeet you can borroww 100 caegars as a kind thank you for your generous wwords the heaps of praise you dump on my horns is perhaps the highlight of my night and i hope you knoww that that to me money is a small and inconsequential happenstance of my hatchright wwhich i alwways put secondary to the plights and needs of those under me
evveryone join me in my nightly affirmations cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm
βοΈi have been informed there is a secondary, lamer definition for the word cull.βοΈ βοΈI WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT MY STATEMENT.βοΈ
vviolence culling does not constitute vviolence i am beforan
hahahaha oh my gosh that is too funny so silly imagine i am sticking out my tongue and putting my hands on my face laugh out loud
wwhy thank you kind sir your convvictions are charming and admirable noww that this olivve branch has been extended i hope wwe can be glorious and fast friends
you knoww cull all land dwwellers as in the beforan cull
absolutely i do protect them care for them guide them nourish them
can anyone help me acquire a fursuit or perhaps help me craft a fursona i can pay handsomely
make the suit, no, 8ut aid you in opening your pan to the wondrous possi8ilities of fursona creation ?? a8solutely
my pusher is all a flutter please help me wwhere do i begin
pick a 8east !! or like, com8ine your favourite 8easts together, or pick the 8east you think represents you, or pick your lusus, really anything is fine !!
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your enthusiasm is so infectious and wwonderful yes please assist me all you like
oh my can it be any beast does it havve to be mammalian for example i am quite fond of aquatic sky horses like this one https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4aea72273293wwebp
it can 8e anything you want !! you can even make up a 8east that doesn't exist yet !! the 8est part is that if anypuppy says it 'has to 8e' something they're WRONG and LACK WHIMSY !! follow your pusher. let it guide you without shame or judgement
β₯βΆββ€ β> Creating a fursona is mostly a matter of selective self-curation. You choose traits you already possess and e%aggerate them into something more visually coherent. β₯βΆββ€ --> Ideally, the design should possess some degree of STRENGTH and visual stability. Weak silhouettes tend to blur together in a crowd. β₯βΆββ€ --> Most people overdesign the h*** out of them, though. They keep adding details because they think comple%ity automatically creates individuality. Eventually, the character starts to 100k like a vending machine covered in convention stickers. β₯βΆββ€ --> A fursona with genuine visual POWER can usually be recognized immediately. Shape language matters more than decorative clutter. β₯βΆββ€ --> Species selection is mostly symbolic shorthand. Wolves project confidence. Cats project independence. Reptiles project βI definitely owned knives in middle sch001.β β₯βΆββ€ --> Equines naturally project e%ceptional physical STRENGTH and MUSC001AR superiority. β₯βΆββ€ --> Anyway, once someone settles on a design, they sometimes decide to build a fursuit, which is honestly a bizarrely demanding combination of sculpture, sewing, and heat endurance. β₯βΆββ€ --> A proper suit requires STRUCTURAL integrity, balanced weight distribution, internal support, and ventilation. Otherwise, the entire thing collapses under even minimal STRAIN. β₯βΆββ€ --> Thereβs also the issue of sweating to death inside a moving carpet.
yes yes #wwizardpussy for the wwin wwahoooo #nsfww
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
wwhy it is so delicious and after wwards you can get frozen yogurt wwith organic and ethically sourced fruit popping boba
wwell neither am i for that matter i just lovve these foods but i am actually not sure wwhat the muckrakes diet consists of
:33 < if she's anything like me, its purrobably meat based. :33 < if we do get food i will nyot be ordering the abomination purrger, but mew can!!
wwell if i had to harbor a guess i wwould say her busy wwork schedule and long sleepless nights stalking the rich and famous likely leavve her little time to eat more than instant noodles and perhaps cans of tuna but this is simply a guess i do knoww she enjoys a nice cup of tea
:33 < well that sounds ameowt right at least. :33 < i too enjoy a good cup of tea :33
wwonderful creatures you both are see wwe are not so bad is it so wwrong to put your friendship foot forwward first rather than lead convversations at the business end of a 2x3dent
:33 < me thinks an arms length would be best in purrms of a furriendship here :33 < i do like how furriendly mew are :33 < but i am fur too independent to allow mew to coddle me
wwell that is alright i wwould not cull you if you did not wwish me to i respect your independence and your strength as an olivve but perhaps a tea party is in order
i hope that evveryone likes my #hole please excuse me and forgivve for howw wwet it is it can be quite slippery but i alwways enjoy leading my friends and close ones to enter its cold and tranquil embrace #holeposting #nsfww #megidomay https://cdnimgchestcom/files/71abe373b45fpng
thank you exemplar please feel free to enter my hole wwhenevver you wwish i wwould lovve to receivve you
An unplleasant thought is Dawning on me regarding the verbage of this trend.
wwhy wwhat do you mean duellist is there something odd about the wword choices for this recent trend of showwing #holes
yes my magical artifact of esoteric and eldritch wwisdom it often feeds me advvice
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okay vvesica this is ridiculous i am going to un block you so that i can see wwhat you are saying
wwe should nevver indulge in negativvity i am doing some #self reflection i just care so so much about certain topics i wwish to uphold
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it wwas intentional but do you really think it looks silly perhaps i should edit the post thank you for your advvice thank you young captor
Aw! If you ever feel negative we can always talk it t)(roug)( to fix our problems!
oh alright howw kind of you perhaps i can privvately message you to speak of this issue
hello evveryone i just wwoke up wwhat a delightful day wwe are havving no havve i missed anything of import
No it's been very uneventful. #Tranquil, even. - MC Oleana
i am going to restate this as a neww post rather than a reply because i am curious i do not understand wwwwhy the hate replies to my happy feminine caretakers day are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servvvve to mean servvvve in the sense of servvvvice clearly you do not knowwww ball
>> Β‘t dependΰͺ‘ entΒ‘re1y on who Hated Β‘t
on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
i do not understand wwhy the hate replies are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servve to mean servve in the sense of servvice clearly you do not knoww ball
hmmm i am quite disturbed by this but i wwill bite my tongue i think
i simply do not wwish to stand in your wway from the jokes you wwish to make or social commentary i suppose part of me does wwish to laugh if that is any consolation perhaps i should be more focused on the satirical nature of your posts
just a little something for evverybody to keep in mind and remember for #fishingfriday catch and release fishing is the vvastly superior form of the sport please be kind to our gilled colleagues https://cdnimgchestcom/files/b455ad676b72jpeg
i am feeling vvery bonita today i hope evveryone else is as wwell if you are feeling bonita please let me knoww dowwn beloww
π²ΦΌπ’π) I feel soooo bonita ( β¬ έΛ. έββΉ
