
LIVORS DAWYER, MQT
@auspiciousDealings
♣️ PROFESSIONAL QUADRANT MEDIATOR ♣️ ARE ♣️YOU♣️ HAVING TROUBLE IN PARADISE? NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE SIDES IN AN ♣️ARGUMENT♣️? YOU'VE COME TO THE ♣️RIGHT PLACE♣️! https://forms.gle/v3vw1yrvTVP4vp5K6

HELLO, HELLO, ♣️HELLO♣️! GREETINGS, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF CHITTR! ARE ♣️YOU♣️ HAVING TROUBLE IN PARADISE? NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE SIDES IN AN ♣️ARGUMENT♣️? OR HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY? IF YOUR MOIRAIL'S PAPS AREN'T SHOOSHING YOU LIKE THEY USED TO, IF YOUR KISMESISITUDE HAS LOST ALL DANGER IN THE RESPITEBLOCK, AND IF YOUR MATESPRIT HAS TURNED INTO A HATESPRIT, YOU MAY BE IN NEED OF SOME ♣️♣️♣️CONFLICT MEDIATION♣️♣️♣️!!! WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK! DAWYER IS THE NAME, AND QUADRANT COUNSELING IS MY GAME. I AM AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR QUADRANT MEDIATOR, AND FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE ♣️COMPLIMENTARY CONSULTING SESSION♣️, I'LL HELP YOU AND YOUR BELOVED OR BELOATHED GET YOUR ISSUES ♣️SETTLED♣️. JUST FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW AND I'LL WORK MY ♣️CONCILIATORY MAGIC♣️. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! #ADVERTISEMENT #SELFPROMOTION #ROMANCE #COUNSELING #MEDIATION #LIVORSDAWYERMQT
humans wwill claim ashen attraction aint evven a real thing an then divve into the centre a any ongoing interpersonal drama they see evven if it doesnt impact them not sayin such cases are alwways a romantic thing but its the same impulse

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ♣️HAPPY COUPLE♣️!!! I HOPE YOU GIVE MBIRTH(?) TO BEAUTIFUL BABY GRUBS. :)
NEVER let them tell you mediating is only for pitchmates! The Ashen quad is a DIVERSE and FULFILLING quad that can mediate ALL other quads! I've mediated SO many flush quads TRUST me B)⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

HEHEHEH I'VE NEVER FELT THIS VERIFIED BEFORE!

HMMM. MAYBE I NEED TO INVEST IN SOME ♣️BADGES♣️ TO LIVEN UP MY PROFILE. @IMJUNIOR CAN I GET ALL OF THE VERIFICATION THEMED BADGES? PRETTY PLEASE??

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO FINDS IT ♣️ABSURD♣️ HOW MANY HUMANS ARE NAMED JADE. ARE CASTE BASED NAMED JUST COMMON AMONG HUMANS? WHAT'S NEXT? HUMANS NAMED OLIVE? VIOLET???

liv, lovingly rendered as a shitling, courtesy of spookypoopet! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d81b4cd4b47.png

^^ I don't talk about it much, nor do I really *practice it*, because really, who has the energy for auspistizing? But I'm actually pretty passionate about the quadrant from a utilization standpoint. ^^

PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME "DR. DAWYER, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN ♣️ASHEN ROMANCE♣️? ISN'T IT JUST A WAY OF KEEPING A QUADRANT FROM HAPPENING? THAT'S NOT VERY FUN OR ROMANTIC." AND I GO, "PLEASE!!! DR. DAWYER WAS MY ANCESTOR. YOU CAN JUST CALL ME LIV." AND THEY GO "...OKAY. LIV, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN ♣️ASHEN ROMANCE♣️? ISN'T IT JUST A WAY OF KEEPING A QUADRANT FROM HAPPENING? THAT'S NOT VERY FUN OR ROMANTIC." NONSENSE!!! YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG, MY FRIEND! DESPITE WHAT ASHEN-DETRACTORS MIGHT HAVE YOU BELIEVE, ♣️AUSPISTICISM♣️ IS NOT SIMPLY THE ACT OF PREVENTING TWO PEOPLE FROM ♣️MURDERING EACH OTHER♣️. BUT I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THINKING SO! MOST ILL-INFORMED AUSPISTICES BELIEVE THEIR JOB IS TO ♣️RAIN ON ONE'S PARADE♣️ AND STOP TWO PEOPLE FROM HAVING ANY FUN. BUT ANYONE WHO TRULY ♣️UNDERSTANDS♣️ ASHENROM WILL TELL YOU THAT THEIR GOAL IS TO ♣️HELP♣️ TWO PEOPLE IN THEIR EXISTING RELATIONSHIP SO THEY CAN BE THEIR ♣️BEST SELVES♣️, BOTH FOR THEMSELF AND FOR EACH OTHER. A GOOD AUSPISTICE KNOWS THEIR DUTY IS TO ♣️FACILITATE COMMUNICATION♣️ BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHOSE RELATIONSHIP MAY ALREADY BE ON THE ROCKS SO THEY CAN ♣️MURDER EACH OTHER BETTER♣️, IF THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE INTO! OR MAYBE THEY FIND THAT MURDERING EACH OTHER ISN'T WHAT THEY TRULY WANT AND WERE JUST LASHING OUT AT ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THE PROPER FEELINGS OUT. IN SOME CASES, THEY MAY EVEN DISCOVER THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL AND ARE ONLY TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION. WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT THEIR AUSPISTICE HELPED THEM BREAK UP, IT WOULD BE INACCURATE TO SAY IT IS THE AUSPISTICE'S ♣️FAULT♣️, AS IS THE COMMON PERCEPTION. IN ALL CASES, THEY ARE ONLY DOING THEIR BEST TO AID THEIR LEAVES IN ANY WAY THEY CAN! A GOOD AUSPISTICE ♣️HELPS♣️ A RELATIONSHIP, NOT HINDERS IT!!! #MEDIATION #COUNSELING #AUPISTICISM #ASHENROM #LIVORSDAWYERMQT

SOME TROLLS WILL REALLY LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE AND MY QUIRK AND MY PROFESSION AND STILL WONDER WHAT MY WHOLE DEAL IS. ISN'T IT ♣️OBVIOUS♣️?

I MISSED AN ORGY? :( #NSFW

OH NO, DID SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED? WHAT A SHAME! I WOULD JUST HATE TO GET ♣️KIDNAPPED♣️ AND FOR SOMEONE TO COME ♣️RESCUE ME♣️ FROM MY ♣️UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT♣️...!

:33< f33ling evil over the concept of human marriages :33< we can wear our quadmates colors, special jewerly sure :33< but there is something so appealing to me about the purposal and ceremony

AS WE REMEMBER THE LIFE OF POOR CLOVER, WHOSE UNTIMELY DEATH CAME AS QUITE THE SHOCK TONIGHT, WE MUST MAKE SURE TO HONOR HIS LEGACY BY SPREADING ❤️LOVE❤️ WHEREVER WE CAN. THAT'S WHY THE OFFICE OF LIVORS DAWYER, MQT IS HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE A SPECIAL OFFER ON MATESPRITSHIP RELATED WOES!!! IF ♣️YOU AND YOUR MATESPRIT♣️ ARE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING THE ♣️SPARKS FLYING♣️ IN THE WAKE OF THIS TRAGIC NEWS, YOUR FIRST **TWO** ♣️COUNSELING SESSIONS♣️ WILL BE ENTIRELY FREE! THIS OFFER ONLY LASTS THE REST OF THE WEEK, SO ACT NOW TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS OFFER! DON'T LET CLOVER'S CULLING BE IN VAIN! KEEP YOUR ❤️LOVE❤️ ALIVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! #ADVERTISEMENT #SELFPROMOTION #LIVORSDAWYERMQT #MEDIATION #QUADRANTCOUNSELING #RESTINPEACE

SHOOT. TONIGHT IS A BAD NIGHT TO BE A TROLL WITH AN AFFINITY FOR A PARTICULAR QUADRANT. :( #DASHWATCHING

- Holy mmoly. Holy fr**king f**k, that RESUME of yours is ABSURD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


YOU ALL SHOULD LIST THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR ♣️PARTNERS♣️ NEXT HEHEHEH.

@AENEASCALDARIUM HEY THERE! YOUR ♣️♣️NOT-BOYFRIEND♣️♣️ SATURN @LOVWERBOY WANTS ME TO PASS ALONG A MESSAGE: HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO UNBLOCK HIM FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR ♣️BROMANCE♣️. HE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS SORT OF ♣️RELATIONSHIP♣️ MIGHT BE NEW FOR YOU, BUT HE IS WILLING TO PATIENT WITH YOU. AND I PERSONALLY WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU TWO THROW AWAY WHAT SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ♣️PARTNERSHIP♣️... #MEDIATION #NOTROMANCE #UNLESS? #LIVORSDAWYERMQT

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