LIVORS DAWYER, MQT
@auspiciousDealings
♣️ PROFESSIONAL QUADRANT MEDIATOR ♣️ ARE ♣️YOU♣️ HAVING TROUBLE IN PARADISE? NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE SIDES IN AN ♣️ARGUMENT♣️? YOU'VE COME TO THE ♣️RIGHT PLACE♣️! https://forms.gle/v3vw1yrvTVP4vp5K6
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ♣️HAPPY COUPLE♣️!!! I HOPE YOU GIVE MBIRTH(?) TO BEAUTIFUL BABY GRUBS. :)
>> ¡ hope he doeડ not
OH, I'M SORRY. LET ME RECTIFY THIS STATEMENT. I HOPE YOU GIVE MBIRTH(???) TO UGLY BABY GRUBS!
>> BWKAHKAHAH ¡ juડt hope nobody ever g¡veડ mb¡rth per¡od
I SEE... AND WOULD THAT CAUSE A ♣️STRAIN♣️ ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
>> ¡f.. ¡f he got mpregnant? And gave .. mb¡rth? Yeડ..
HEHEHEH I'VE NEVER FELT THIS VERIFIED BEFORE!
HMMM. MAYBE I NEED TO INVEST IN SOME ♣️BADGES♣️ TO LIVEN UP MY PROFILE. @IMJUNIOR CAN I GET ALL OF THE VERIFICATION THEMED BADGES? PRETTY PLEASE??
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO FINDS IT ♣️ABSURD♣️ HOW MANY HUMANS ARE NAMED JADE. ARE CASTE BASED NAMED JUST COMMON AMONG HUMANS? WHAT'S NEXT? HUMANS NAMED OLIVE? VIOLET???
i think it is the name of a precious earth minera| or gem, so i can see why it is used as a name
\ 0l1ves and v10lets are earth plants fr0m what 1've heard, s0 1 guess 1t makes sense? /
liv, lovingly rendered as a shitling, courtesy of spookypoopet! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d81b4cd4b47.png
PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME "DR. DAWYER, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN ♣️ASHEN ROMANCE♣️? ISN'T IT JUST A WAY OF KEEPING A QUADRANT FROM HAPPENING? THAT'S NOT VERY FUN OR ROMANTIC." AND I GO, "PLEASE!!! DR. DAWYER WAS MY ANCESTOR. YOU CAN JUST CALL ME LIV." AND THEY GO "...OKAY. LIV, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN ♣️ASHEN ROMANCE♣️? ISN'T IT JUST A WAY OF KEEPING A QUADRANT FROM HAPPENING? THAT'S NOT VERY FUN OR ROMANTIC." NONSENSE!!! YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG, MY FRIEND! DESPITE WHAT ASHEN-DETRACTORS MIGHT HAVE YOU BELIEVE, ♣️AUSPISTICISM♣️ IS NOT SIMPLY THE ACT OF PREVENTING TWO PEOPLE FROM ♣️MURDERING EACH OTHER♣️. BUT I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THINKING SO! MOST ILL-INFORMED AUSPISTICES BELIEVE THEIR JOB IS TO ♣️RAIN ON ONE'S PARADE♣️ AND STOP TWO PEOPLE FROM HAVING ANY FUN. BUT ANYONE WHO TRULY ♣️UNDERSTANDS♣️ ASHENROM WILL TELL YOU THAT THEIR GOAL IS TO ♣️HELP♣️ TWO PEOPLE IN THEIR EXISTING RELATIONSHIP SO THEY CAN BE THEIR ♣️BEST SELVES♣️, BOTH FOR THEMSELF AND FOR EACH OTHER. A GOOD AUSPISTICE KNOWS THEIR DUTY IS TO ♣️FACILITATE COMMUNICATION♣️ BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHOSE RELATIONSHIP MAY ALREADY BE ON THE ROCKS SO THEY CAN ♣️MURDER EACH OTHER BETTER♣️, IF THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE INTO! OR MAYBE THEY FIND THAT MURDERING EACH OTHER ISN'T WHAT THEY TRULY WANT AND WERE JUST LASHING OUT AT ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THE PROPER FEELINGS OUT. IN SOME CASES, THEY MAY EVEN DISCOVER THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL AND ARE ONLY TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION. WHILE IT'S TRUE THAT THEIR AUSPISTICE HELPED THEM BREAK UP, IT WOULD BE INACCURATE TO SAY IT IS THE AUSPISTICE'S ♣️FAULT♣️, AS IS THE COMMON PERCEPTION. IN ALL CASES, THEY ARE ONLY DOING THEIR BEST TO AID THEIR LEAVES IN ANY WAY THEY CAN! A GOOD AUSPISTICE ♣️HELPS♣️ A RELATIONSHIP, NOT HINDERS IT!!! #MEDIATION #COUNSELING #AUPISTICISM #ASHENROM #LIVORSDAWYERMQT
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Thank you for the education, this one was one of the ones that eluded me the most for figuring out and this makes sense even to a human. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #sincere #ilikelearningabout #alternianculture ]
*This upstanding and ełøquent Chittr user gets it. Sørry abøut that.
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WELLLLLL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I AM AN EXPERIENCED ♣️QUADRANT MEDIATOR♣️ MYSELF! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY SERVICES, FEEL FREE TO FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW! OTHERWISE, MY RECOMMENDATION IS TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SOMEONE WHO IS SKILLED AT ♣️SOLVING PROBLEMS♣️, HAS GOOD ♣️PEOPLE SKILLS♣️, AND KNOWS HOW TO PROPERLY ♣️DEESCALATE A SITUATION♣️ WHEN EMOTIONS START TO RUN HIGH. ESPECIALLY IF THIS IS SOMEONE YOU ALREADY KNOW. IT'S VERY COMMON FOR AUSPISTICISMS TO FORM FROM EXISTING FRIENDSHIPS!
@FELLATEDEDGE SINCE WE TALKED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT EARLIER. :)
￣\ oh yeah, cool honestly i thought from the jump that your deal was obvious as hell, i'm just a shithead who likes to be annoying. it is true that a lot of people expect auspiticism to look a certain way, which is what i was getting at before. but i don't i did mean it about it being the least straightforward quad, though, just because there are so many different ways to take it. there's what you're doing. a pitch couple with their shared polyquad moirail. the cockblocker style. the red club variety?? it makes sense lowkey, i mean. the more people you add to a relationship the more complex it's bound to get just by virtue of how people work not much of a quadrant guy, but i do spend a lot of time thinking about people /￣
SOME TROLLS WILL REALLY LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE AND MY QUIRK AND MY PROFESSION AND STILL WONDER WHAT MY WHOLE DEAL IS. ISN'T IT ♣️OBVIOUS♣️?
￣\ not really dawg, you picked the least straightforward quadrant to theme yourself around /￣
it’s pretty straightforward. you’re a professional mediator.
￣\ it's not that it's complicated, it's just like. the non-quadrant quadrant. a quadrant (most commonly) specifically built around preventing another quadrant from happening. it's just a unique dynamic. and sort of the kind you can only really fall into. i don't know of anyone who specifically yearns for an ashen relationship, you know? they just seem to happen /￣
I MISSED AN ORGY? :( #NSFW
OH NO, DID SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED? WHAT A SHAME! I WOULD JUST HATE TO GET ♣️KIDNAPPED♣️ AND FOR SOMEONE TO COME ♣️RESCUE ME♣️ FROM MY ♣️UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT♣️...!
Are you asking to 8e kidnapped? 8ecause unless this is a consensual kink with a specific person in mind or something you should know I fed all my host8ges to my lusus.
S8rry 8uddy, I don't have a lusus anymore. I w8s just giving you a friendly warning. ::::)
HAHAHAH, DON'T WORRY, I AM NOT ♣️THAT CRAZY♣️. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET FED TO ANYONE'S LUSUS REGARDLESS!! I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE SO ♣️ROMANTIC♣️ TO GET ABDUCTED AND THEN RESCUED. AND MAYBE MY ABDUCTOR AND RESCUER COULD ♣️BICKER WITH EACH OTHER♣️ ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH ME AND FORCE ME TO ♣️GET BETWEEN THEM♣️ AND HELP THEM ♣️SET ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES♣️ HEHEHEHHEH.
Ohhhhhhhh th8s is an auspistice fant8sy. Well just find a pitch c8uple and ask to g8t in the middle for s8me fun. It'd 8e w8y easier than w8ing around to get kidn8pped.
Well are you 8eing CLEAR that it's just a kink thing, not that you think they're off the r8ils or something?
NO NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEM BEING ♣️UNSTABLE♣️ IS A CRITICAL PART OF THE APPEAL. JUST IMAGINE, TWO PEOPLE WHO DETEST EACH OTHER SO MUCH THAT A KISMESISITUDE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH... REALIZING THAT THEIR ♣️TOXICITY♣️ IS ONLY CAPABLE OF BEING SOOTHED BY A ♣️CERTAIN SOMEONE♣️... USING ME AS A ♣️PAWN♣️ IN THEIR ♣️TWISTED THINKPANGAMES♣️... THEY WANT TO MAKE THINGS WORK SO BADLY BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SO THEY NEED TO ♣️FORCIBLY ENLIST MY HELP♣️ IN ♣️SOLVING THEIR CONFLICTS♣️...!
Uh, you do re8lize that I KNOW how quadrants w8rk. I'll admit th8ugh, you're the first one I've seen thirsting f8r the l8mest quad there is........ I don't have any more advice on that, hahahahahahahaha mine was never official, just a n8sy meddling meddler.
AS WE REMEMBER THE LIFE OF POOR CLOVER, WHOSE UNTIMELY DEATH CAME AS QUITE THE SHOCK TONIGHT, WE MUST MAKE SURE TO HONOR HIS LEGACY BY SPREADING ❤️LOVE❤️ WHEREVER WE CAN. THAT'S WHY THE OFFICE OF LIVORS DAWYER, MQT IS HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE A SPECIAL OFFER ON MATESPRITSHIP RELATED WOES!!! IF ♣️YOU AND YOUR MATESPRIT♣️ ARE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING THE ♣️SPARKS FLYING♣️ IN THE WAKE OF THIS TRAGIC NEWS, YOUR FIRST **TWO** ♣️COUNSELING SESSIONS♣️ WILL BE ENTIRELY FREE! THIS OFFER ONLY LASTS THE REST OF THE WEEK, SO ACT NOW TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS OFFER! DON'T LET CLOVER'S CULLING BE IN VAIN! KEEP YOUR ❤️LOVE❤️ ALIVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! #ADVERTISEMENT #SELFPROMOTION #LIVORSDAWYERMQT #MEDIATION #QUADRANTCOUNSELING #RESTINPEACE
OF COURSE NOT!! THAT'S DISGUSTING. I'M ❤️HONORING HIS LEGACY❤️.
~MAYBE~I~DONT~REALLY~UNDERSTAND~CERTAIN~CUSTOMS~BUT~UM~IT~JUST~SOUNDS~A~BIT~MESSED~UP?~I~DONT~KNOW~I~MIGHT~BE~MISTAKEN/\/\/\~
SHOOT. TONIGHT IS A BAD NIGHT TO BE A TROLL WITH AN AFFINITY FOR A PARTICULAR QUADRANT. :( #DASHWATCHING
take my prong little snoopy
AWWWW H-o-o-lds y-o-o-ur hand
If You're Trying To Endear Yourself To Me, It's Working.
HEHEHEH YOU AND FLORID BOTH OFFERED TO HOLD MY HANDS...! MAYBE AT THE ♣️SAME TIME♣️? I'M FLATTERED. >///<
YOU ALL SHOULD LIST THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR ♣️PARTNERS♣️ NEXT HEHEHEH.
GENIUS. @slopMaster how tall are you again
YESSSSS OH THANK YOU YAOI FAIRY, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU.
you aren't even ready for the like 3 feet difference 8etween my spade and I
WHOOPS! HAND SLIPPED. AHAHAH. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, WOW THAT'S ♣️BEAUTIFUL♣️.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE JUST HOW FAR THEY HAVE TO BEND OVER TO KISS YOU. OR MAKE YOU JUMP FOR IT. HEHHH.
@AENEASCALDARIUM HEY THERE! YOUR ♣️♣️NOT-BOYFRIEND♣️♣️ SATURN @LOVWERBOY WANTS ME TO PASS ALONG A MESSAGE: HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO UNBLOCK HIM FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR ♣️BROMANCE♣️. HE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS SORT OF ♣️RELATIONSHIP♣️ MIGHT BE NEW FOR YOU, BUT HE IS WILLING TO PATIENT WITH YOU. AND I PERSONALLY WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU TWO THROW AWAY WHAT SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ♣️PARTNERSHIP♣️... #MEDIATION #NOTROMANCE #UNLESS? #LIVORSDAWYERMQT
i dont care hovw she/her your pronouns are, im not playing this game. i aint paying for it either.
HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/LOVWERBOY/FCDC411B-3F8B-4EFB-8138-3E01BE43F7A4#REPLY-F9591BF3-CCAF-445E-AB5E-3F4EE3326222
ok when i said bromance that might have been a ring but exaggerated an a tiny bit one sided. i mean it's the truth but it's also kinda one a those truth is in the eye a the beholder deals, yknow. anyway A for effort thanks
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE ♣️UPSET♣️ WITH ME? PERHAPS, SAY, UPSET ENOUGH TO NEED SOMEONE TO ♣️MIDDLE LEAF♣️ BETWEEN US INSTEAD?
UGHHHHHH.
HELLO, HELLO, ♣️HELLO♣️! GREETINGS, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF CHITTR! ARE ♣️YOU♣️ HAVING TROUBLE IN PARADISE? NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE SIDES IN AN ♣️ARGUMENT♣️? OR HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY? IF YOUR MOIRAIL'S PAPS AREN'T SHOOSHING YOU LIKE THEY USED TO, IF YOUR KISMESISITUDE HAS LOST ALL DANGER IN THE RESPITEBLOCK, AND IF YOUR MATESPRIT HAS TURNED INTO A HATESPRIT, YOU MAY BE IN NEED OF SOME ♣️♣️♣️CONFLICT MEDIATION♣️♣️♣️!!! WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK! DAWYER IS THE NAME, AND QUADRANT COUNSELING IS MY GAME. I AM AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR QUADRANT MEDIATOR, AND FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE ♣️COMPLIMENTARY CONSULTING SESSION♣️, I'LL HELP YOU AND YOUR BELOVED OR BELOATHED GET YOUR ISSUES ♣️SETTLED♣️. JUST FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW AND I'LL WORK MY ♣️CONCILIATORY MAGIC♣️. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! #ADVERTISEMENT #SELFPROMOTION #ROMANCE #COUNSELING #MEDIATION #LIVORSDAWYERMQT
HMMM, NOT QUITE! TRY REPLACING THE FIRST LETTER WITH AN L AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
HAHAHAHA. I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO ♣️RILE ME UP♣️ ON PURPOSE.
IT'S ♣️QUITE ALRIGHT♣️, CESPAR!! IN FACT, I WELCOME IT. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A ♣️PARTNER♣️ WHO MIGHT GET ♣️SEETHINGLY JEALOUS♣️ AT OUR ♣️INTERACTIONS♣️ OHOHOHO.
Oh Liver, I have my moirail. But they’re sweet as can be. I don’t think she’d be seething or jealous about this. Do you have any quads? Or are you Heh Married to the job?
PFFFTHAHAHA, GOOD ONE! YOU'RE A FUNNY TROLL, SACPER. AS IT HAPPENS, MY QUADRANTS ARE INDEED ♣️OPEN♣️. BUT DON'T LET MY CURRENT STATUS AS AN ♣️UNATTACHED TROLL♣️ COLOR YOUR OPINION OF MY CAREER AS A QUADRANT COUNSELOR!
Livons, I think we’re gonna be good friends.