
OH NO, DID SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED? WHAT A SHAME! I WOULD JUST HATE TO GET ♣️KIDNAPPED♣️ AND FOR SOMEONE TO COME ♣️RESCUE ME♣️ FROM MY ♣️UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT♣️...!

WELL THAT DEPENDS... ARE YOU ♣️SINGLE♣️?
S8rry 8uddy, I don't have a lusus anymore. I w8s just giving you a friendly warning. ::::)

HAHAHAH, DON'T WORRY, I AM NOT ♣️THAT CRAZY♣️. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET FED TO ANYONE'S LUSUS REGARDLESS!! I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE SO ♣️ROMANTIC♣️ TO GET ABDUCTED AND THEN RESCUED. AND MAYBE MY ABDUCTOR AND RESCUER COULD ♣️BICKER WITH EACH OTHER♣️ ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH ME AND FORCE ME TO ♣️GET BETWEEN THEM♣️ AND HELP THEM ♣️SET ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES♣️ HEHEHEHHEH.
Ohhhhhhhh th8s is an auspistice fant8sy. Well just find a pitch c8uple and ask to g8t in the middle for s8me fun. It'd 8e w8y easier than w8ing around to get kidn8pped.

I'M TRYING!!! ALL THE HOT PITCH COUPLES ARE TOO STABLE. :(
Well are you 8eing CLEAR that it's just a kink thing, not that you think they're off the r8ils or something?

NO NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEM BEING ♣️UNSTABLE♣️ IS A CRITICAL PART OF THE APPEAL. JUST IMAGINE, TWO PEOPLE WHO DETEST EACH OTHER SO MUCH THAT A KISMESISITUDE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH... REALIZING THAT THEIR ♣️TOXICITY♣️ IS ONLY CAPABLE OF BEING SOOTHED BY A ♣️CERTAIN SOMEONE♣️... USING ME AS A ♣️PAWN♣️ IN THEIR ♣️TWISTED THINKPANGAMES♣️... THEY WANT TO MAKE THINGS WORK SO BADLY BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SO THEY NEED TO ♣️FORCIBLY ENLIST MY HELP♣️ IN ♣️SOLVING THEIR CONFLICTS♣️...!
Uh, you do re8lize that I KNOW how quadrants w8rk. I'll admit th8ugh, you're the first one I've seen thirsting f8r the l8mest quad there is........ I don't have any more advice on that, hahahahahahahaha mine was never official, just a n8sy meddling meddler.
