
๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ i just had...the BEST...SLAYBORDAY...of my life...i couldnt EVEN...post it...when todayborday WAS slayborday...๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ ๐ซณ๐ซด๐ซณ๐ซด๐ซณ๐ซดcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllamitous COD ALMIGHTY!!!. A SCALES-AND-ALL SEADWELLER HELTER SKELTER SEABED SOURCED SENSATION HAS BRrRRRRRrrRREACHED THE SURFACE OF SKY REFLECTING OCEANTOP STARDOM. AND I GOT TO ๐PEAK???๐ SHE IS ABSOLUTELY *BLINDING* WITH OTHERWORLDLY RADIANT ABYSSAL ENERGY!!! SLAYBORDAY. OR ANY OTHERABORDAY!!! I AM LITERALLY SHAKING MY HANDS AT THE SHEER AUDACITY OF THIS AQUATIC ACHIEVEMENT!!! AND YET?!?!? THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME? MY HANDS. ALL PSIONIC SEVEN, EIGHT, OR NINE OF THEM!!! WRINGING THEM OUT AND FEARING MY EYES MIGHT START MELTING STRAIGHT OUT OF MY SKULL!!! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH THIS GAL KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!!! HOW TO GET KRUNK!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO...how to...how to make a party guy cry...๐ซณ๐ซด๐ซณ๐ซด๐ซณ๐ซด ๐ฆ๐ธ when she gets absolutely SLIZZARDED IN on appleteensie AVALANCHES after a long grueling day of FELT FAM FAMILIARIZATION!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh! best initiation maybe ever??? #EatYourPusherOutHandMaid @handMaid jk jk jk unless๐ธ๐ฆ โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ you think you knew nautical nonsense??????????? nawwwwww that was the SHALLOW END, BESTSEAS!!!!! this slayborday this gal said BRINE IT ON and brought THE DEEP!!!!!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ behold the woman. the myth. the absolute barnacle-braced-and-braving, trench-tearing, kelp-swilling, deep-pressure-diving disaster-bringing MASTERpiece...THE CALAMITY CULTIST!!!!!! @veritysGleam ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐๐ซงโ SHE'S NO ORDINARY SEAWORTHY DEEP SEA DWELLER. IT GOES DEEPER THAN THE MARIANA. SHE'S NOT JUST A PARTY GIRL. NONE ARE MORE TURBULENT THAN THE MIGHTIEST TSUNAMI LIKE SHE IS. SHE'S NOT JUST A BAR CRAWLER. SHE SELLS SUREFIRE SEASHORE SEA SHELL SELLING SEACOURSES BY THE SEASHORE!!! SHE CAN DO A JELLY SHOT FASTER THAN A BELLY GOT ROOM TO FILL PAST EACH GILL!!!! SHE IS A WALKING DEPTH CHARGE OF CHAOTIC ENERGY UNMATCHED!!!!! WHO NEEDS A LIFE VEST WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE? SINK OR SWIM SHE STILL COMES OUT ON TOP!!!! โ๐ธ๐๐ซง ๐๐ซก๐ช meet the exec-in-training: ๐ช๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ MIZZZZZZZZ CALAMITY CULTIST ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ HICARI AHYMZAAAAAA ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐this good time ticker is one unhinged, unmatched, and unmoored mood intoxicator, a true initiative-taking shot-pounder, and true to name, always CALAMITOUSLY arrives with a CULTISH DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT, flask in fin, a the CRAY CRAYfishest stories ssssstraight out of pocket, and absolutely no intention of letting the bar tab survive -- uncalculated like krill in a feeding frenzy (take THAT bottom feeders!)๐ ๐ฆ๐น๐ we were having the BEST slayborday weekend EVER and i cannot beREEF this woman hasnt been in my life for like. all of it?!?!?!? im still plucking pieces out of my hair from the bar stool she used to fucking CCCCCCCCCCCCCLAWaunch herself into the chandelier until it gave out!??!???!! or the time we TIDE-ALLY got our drinks mixed up and nearly saw stars before our necks craned back on the beachhhhhhhhhh like auuuuuuuuuuughghghgh!!! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss-sea!!!! ๐ฆ๐น๐ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ and not to mention???? a surprise visit from @caliBorn?????? i know its tooooootally not kosher to tell an itty bitty exaggewation about the DIRENESS of his need...but omg the way his jaw UNHINGED when he saw the shit hicari got up to i just could not fucking BELIEVE it...i WISH we had pictures of the damages, honestly, for the legislacerators alone, that couldve made things dicey, hush, hush, hahahaha๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐ซถ we laughed, we cried, i think we bonded on a level even some hatchmates never muster??? ๐ซถ ๐งฟ๐งฟ๐งฟ did you know some trolls can ACTUALLY COMMUNE with LITERAL HORRORTERRORS?!?!? like???? JUST CASUALLY?!?!?! LIKE THAT IS A THING THEY CAN DO?!?!?! SLAYBORDAY WEEKEND MADE THAT SHIT. CRYSTAL CLEAR. AUGH!!!!! i could NOT let the horroterror badge go unupgraded...this girl had TALENT out the WATERY WAZOO and you KNOW the #Felt just HAD to get her inducted into her closely knit little group A$AP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐งฟ๐งฟ๐งฟ #CalamityCultist #HicariAhymza #ReppedHard #TheFelt #Slayborday #SlaybordayWeekend #BrinePittedAgainstOneAnother #Caliborn #Abyssed #TheShotPoundingSiren #DeepSeaDiva #CalamitouslyCaughtUpInSome #FishyBusiness #CertifiedCalamitous #ActualAbyssalGold #NSFW #ESPECIALLY #IfThereArePicturesOMG ๐ซง๐ธ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM SOBS AND SEAWATER AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

