#caliborn
🫶🫶🫶 i just had...the BEST...SLAYBORDAY...of my life...i couldnt EVEN...post it...when todayborday WAS slayborday...🫶🫶🫶 🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllamitous COD ALMIGHTY!!!. A SCALES-AND-ALL SEADWELLER HELTER SKELTER SEABED SOURCED SENSATION HAS BRrRRRRRrrRREACHED THE SURFACE OF SKY REFLECTING OCEANTOP STARDOM. AND I GOT TO 👀PEAK???👀 SHE IS ABSOLUTELY *BLINDING* WITH OTHERWORLDLY RADIANT ABYSSAL ENERGY!!! SLAYBORDAY. OR ANY OTHERABORDAY!!! I AM LITERALLY SHAKING MY HANDS AT THE SHEER AUDACITY OF THIS AQUATIC ACHIEVEMENT!!! AND YET?!?!? THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME? MY HAND...Read more
My first kiss? Death itself. Second. I shan’t say. But I will leave your lurid imagination to wonder. It could have been anyone. #Godzilla #Batman #ShaquilleONeal #AaronCarter #AbrahamLincoln #OptimusPrime #JackieChan #IndianaJones #CareBears #ChuckNorris #Gandalf #TheBlackKnight #BenitoMussolini #TheBlueMeanie #CowboyCurtis #JambiTheGenie #Robocop #Terminator #CaptainKirk #DarthVader #LoPan #Superman #EverySinglePowerRanger #BillSPreston #TheodoreLogan #Spock #TheRock #DocOck #HulkHogan #MrRogers #Gloomweiss #Crabdas #KarkatVantas #JakeEnglish #LordEnglish #JadeHarley #Egbert # #Incest #MomLalonde #Da...Read more