@charmeuseCaressing â #thefelt
ð«¶ð«¶ð«¶ i just had...the BEST...SLAYBORDAY...of my life...i couldnt EVEN...post it...when todayborday WAS slayborday...ð«¶ð«¶ð«¶ ð«³ð«Žð«³ð«Žð«³ð«Žcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllamitous COD ALMIGHTY!!!. A SCALES-AND-ALL SEADWELLER HELTER SKELTER SEABED SOURCED SENSATION HAS BRrRRRRRrrRREACHED THE SURFACE OF SKY REFLECTING OCEANTOP STARDOM. AND I GOT TO ðPEAK???ð SHE IS ABSOLUTELY *BLINDING* WITH OTHERWORLDLY RADIANT ABYSSAL ENERGY!!! SLAYBORDAY. OR ANY OTHERABORDAY!!! I AM LITERALLY SHAKING MY HANDS AT THE SHEER AUDACITY OF THIS AQUATIC ACHIEVEMENT!!! AND YET?!?!? THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME? MY HAND...Read more
â°ðªð«²ð«±ð OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! â°ðªð«²ð«±ð ðð€â·â° twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUNDðð€â·â°ð 𫵠YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? 𫵠âšðâðâðšðâðšðâðšðš exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! ðððð ðððð PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!âšðâðšðâðšðâðšðâ ð€ð€ð€ behold the woman. the myth. the han...Read more
ðª©ðªðð§¡âïž OH YES. A STERLING STARSTRIKING COMEDIAN RISES TO THE SPOTLIT OCCASSION!!! I WISH I HAD THE WORDS TO STRESS THE IMPORTANCE UNINERRUPTED BY LAUGHS!!! âïžð§¡ððªðª©ðª 𫵠YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FUNNYGAL HAD RUN OUT OF LOUD LAUGHS AND QUESTIONABLE CAREER CHOICES??? 𫵠âšðâðâðšðâðšðâðšðš exTREMELY loud incorrect buzzer!!! VAST ERROR ON YOUR PART!!!!âšðâðšðâðšðâðšðâðš ð§°ð§°ð§° behold the woman. the myth. the hardhat. the absolute chair leg kicking, ribripping, chucklefuck languish-laugh-longing class act cuekeeper...THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT!!!!!! @comedyGold ð§°ð§°ð§° ð€ð¶ðªµâ SHE'S N...Read more
â«ð©ð€ððUH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!ððð€ð©â« ð«¶YOU BET its not about my sovereign self𫶠ð€im only ð€ like ð€ technically ð€ FRACTION of a finger ð€ walking in ð€ on this ð€ utterly immaculate ð€ english coronation ð€ 𫵠after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack 𫵠âïžâïžâïžone more time for the back âïžâïžâïž ð«³ð«³ð«³ we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bage...Read more
ðâšðCHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO ððâš ð«¶only this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping𫶠ð€im only ð€ like an ð€ itty bitty ð€ smidgen even ð€ responsible ð€ for this ð€ 𫵠compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy 𫵠âïžâïžâïžone more time for the back âïžâïžâïž ð«³ð«³ð«³ this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it f...Read more
