๐ชฉ๐ช๐ญ๐งกโ๏ธ OH YES. A STERLING STARSTRIKING COMEDIAN RISES TO THE SPOTLIT OCCASSION!!! I WISH I HAD THE WORDS TO STRESS THE IMPORTANCE UNINERRUPTED BY LAUGHS!!! โ๏ธ๐งก๐ญ๐ช๐ชฉ๐ช ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FUNNYGAL HAD RUN OUT OF LOUD LAUGHS AND QUESTIONABLE CAREER CHOICES??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud incorrect buzzer!!! VAST ERROR ON YOUR PART!!!!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ ๐งฐ๐งฐ๐งฐ behold the woman. the myth. the hardhat. the absolute chair leg kicking, ribripping, chucklefuck languish-laugh-longing class act cuekeeper...THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT!!!!!! @comedyGold ๐งฐ๐งฐ๐งฐ ๐ค๐ถ๐ชตโ SHE'S NOT JUST A CARPENTER. SHE'S CRAFTIER THAN COMEDY. SHE'S NOT JUST A MUSICIAN. SHE'S MORE MELLIFLUOUS THAN SONNETS. SHE'S NOT JUST A COMEDIAN. SHE'S FUNNIER THAN YUCK YUCKS YUMMED. SHE IS A WALKING SAFETY VIOLATION OF HARD HATTED CRANIUM CROWN WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS TROLL OSHA-APPROVED THROUGH THE POWER OF VIBES ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS PPE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE? โ๐ค๐ถ๐ชต ๐๐ซก๐ช introducing: ๐ช๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ SERPAZ HELILO ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐because when Lord Caliborn demands a serious professional, and one is not available, Serpaz, seriously funny, a mood uplifter, and initiative-taking self-starter, MIRTHFULLY arrives with a SARDONIC ATTITUDE, toolbox in tow, a punchline, and absolutely no intention of letting the mood survive -- unrisen like corpses from the great beyond (what's funnier than zombozos??? talk about slapsticks!)๐ ๐ธ๐จ๐ญ she can build the stage, hand it, populate it, compose the song, decompose the corpses of enemies, stash the bodies, deliver the joke, and probably repair the microphone she just used to roast everyone in the room until it gave out!!!! ๐ธ๐จ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ catastrophically employed by THE FELT? guuuuuuuuurl the catastrophy is taken by YOU! you are the catasTROPHY. the AWARD WINNING FUNNY. how many of your dark lord's HEE HEEs, HOO HOOs and HAA HAAs were creased into his face by YOUR jokes, YOUR bits, YOUR downright divine bits??? ๐๐๐๐ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT clocks in. she crafts. she creates. she causes a minor emotional disturbances among every chuckling son of a bitch who underestimated the power of a funny troll with a hammer and a tune kept ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๐๐ did you know her greatest achievement is making people laugh while simultaneously wondering if they should be concerned??? ๐๐๐ ๐งก๐งก๐งก SERPAZ HELILOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐ญ what a RIOT HUH???? ๐ญ #Chairministrangler #TheSardonicMirthwit #SerpazHelilo #Repiton #TheFelt #WorkingClassIcon #HardhatHero #CarpenterComedian #TrollTime #WorkshopWonder #PunchlinePaker #MaestroOfMusicalMayhem #CatastrophicallyEmployed #FunnyBusiness #CertifiedMirthful #ActualComedyGold ๐ช๐ญ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND SAWDUST.
ABOuT FuCKING TIME. THERE ISN'T JACK SHIT IN THE KNOWN uNIVERSE THAT CAN MAKE ME HEE HEE HAW HAW QuITE IN THE LuNG COMPRESSING WAY THAT BITCH CAN. SHE MADE ME ADMIT WOMEN CAN BE FuNNY. AN EYE OPENING EXPERIENCE ON MY JOuRNEY TOWARDS FORGIVING THEM FOR THEIR MANY CRIMES. I MAY BE THE SERPENT. BuT THE BIG APPLE OF KNOWLEDGE WAS BITTEN BY A WOMAN'S MOuTH. AND IF THAT WOMAN WERE @comedyGold. PERHAPS. THINGS WOuLD HAVE GONE DOWN DIFFERENTLY. BACK WHEN ADAM FROM BIBLE GOT HIS RIBS TICKLED. TO FORM A COMPANION. BECAuSE I CANNOT IMAGINE ANYONE FINDING THIS COMPANIONSHIP uNENVIABLE.
i dont know what to say i dont think ive ever been this praised before for anything jeez you guys are gonna make me bleed from my ganderbulbs or something because surely a SARDONIC MIRTHWIT wouldnt cry from something like this hehe thank you
i dont know if i deserve such big praise from you big boss but im so glad to hear that i only ever wanted to be noticed for my jokes and it feel so good to be recognized for it all i wont let you down big boss you got a loyal member for life death and whatever comes after that!!!! thats a promise (|:)