
🜂 | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" 🜂 | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" 🜂 | It's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. My hair color. Is fucking. 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. It is not 😒pink😒 or 😑salmon😑 or fucking rare, it's 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair like my 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. 🜂 | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. 🜂 | I am an early adopter. 🜂 | 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 is my looks. my likeness. my eminence. and it can be yours! for a fraction of retail value. 🜂 | Unless you are @tepidConspirator. she can get fucked, frankly! anyone can use my patented 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 mixture and color except for @tepidConspirator specifically. when you add it to your cart. there is a special ticked box. and a highly complex algorithm that checks your payment information supplied to acquire 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 against a database of known @tepidConspirator payment options. so that fat fart doesn't get any. but you? you can have as much 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 as you want. 🜂 | So long as you aren't @tepidConspirator. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #IsAShotOfHexspresso #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 👱♀️ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃.

