π | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" π | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" π | It's ππππ ππππ. My hair color. Is fucking. ππππ ππππ. It is not πpinkπ or πsalmonπ or π«©fucking rareπ«©, it's ππππ ππππ. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have ππππ ππππ hair like my ππππ ππππ hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. π | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. π | I am an early adopter. π | ππππ ππππ is my looks. my likeness. my eminence. and it can be yours! for a fraction of retail value. π | Unless you are @tepidConspirator. she can get fucked, frankly! anyone can use my patented ππππ ππππ mixture and color except for @tepidConspirator specifically. when you add it to your cart. there is a special ticked box. and a highly complex algorithm that checks your payment information supplied to acquire ππππ ππππ against a database of known @tepidConspirator payment options. so that fat fart doesn't get any. but you? you can have as much ππππ ππππ as you want. π | So long as you aren't @tepidConspirator. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #IsAShotOfHexspresso #ππππ ππππ π±ββοΈ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ππππ ππππ.
( αβκβα) < ...well bAaAaaaAAdamn!
π | Oh...Jade of no business sense... π | You couldn't possibly have any idea. how fully full-filling and fulfilling. some seriously stupid-ass-motherfuckers are. π | And you never will! because you can't have ππππ ππππ hair like the ones who profit off of them. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | You'll be picking my silly flower-tinted hair out of your teeth. after you devour my unshaven bulge from tip to base. until i drown you in seed. and you choke on the pubes. you unwashed fucking bitch in heat. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt #NSFWE #BecauseIwouldNeverHireYou #Ever π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | Not while choking on one, no. you'll find the jaw has a habit of struggling when the airways are obstructed. and thumbs pry the damn thing open. cute try though! not that i expect a Jade to know how the real world works outside of the cavern. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt #NSFWE #BecauseIwouldNeverHireYou #Ever π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
not letting this one get edited after the fact either tbh
