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Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set ๐ 12 Sweeps exec experience ๐ Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)๐ ๐ Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! ๐NO HANDOUTS!๐
๐๐โ๏ธomg hey bestiesssssssssssโ๏ธ๐๐ ๐คซdoes ANYBODY else remember hit alternian tv show THAT'S SO RAVENOUSโข????๐ซข ๐ค๐ซฐcaught a few reruns and my widdle poochisimo was HOWLING laughing!!!๐ซฐ๐ค #Chairministrangling #Relaxmaxxing #Flashy #CW-Flashing-Lights #Fast-GIF #Bright-Lights #NostalgiaPackage #MemoryLaneAcquired #NowChargingAllWhoPass #ThatSoRavenous #MemoryLaneMonday #WhoAlwaysRembers #HeadEmpty #BroadcastingBroadly #TVBroads ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ~ATH do us part bbycakes... ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ #Chairministrangling #GoingViralBBY ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
II have been through the code, chiittr ii2 a viiru2.
๐คซ #Chairministrangling ๐ฑ CHARMS is ETERNITY IS A DISH BEST SERVED CUNTY AND COLD.
๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ ass fat, lips real ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐๐๐ purse full, big bills ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ bitch, i'm a big deal โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ legs, legs, face, eyes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ thin waist, thick thighs ๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฐ you, me, you wish ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ new phone, who this? โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pussy puss, puss, give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ mama, yes, god, then you pop that tongue, bitch ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ this whole club is my runway, run, bitch โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ y'all five, four, three, twos, i'm a one, bitch ๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐โจ๐ ๐๐๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ so make it rain on me (me) โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค and i might let you see ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ what you gonna let them see? ๐๐๐ ๐ โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ head, shoulders, knees, toes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ don't know these hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ face, lips, eyes, nose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ camera, click, we pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค beat mug, limp wrists ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ v.i.p list ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ wave, wave, blow a kiss ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i'm that bitch, sis ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ left, right, left, right, left with a spin, bitch ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ where's my sash and crown? 'cause i win, bitch ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ so make it rain on me (me) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ and i might let you see โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค what you gonna let them see? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ i don't want to see you dance ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i want to see you work, come on ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ drop for me, drop for me, drop โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ pose for me, pose for me, pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now ๐ snap ๐ for me, snap for me, snap โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ give trade for me, trade for me, trade โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ that's all โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ๐ค๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee ๐ข CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
โโฝ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? โพโ
๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒPASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, ๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒ ๐๐ฒโฐ๐ looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss๐๐ฒโฐ๐๐ โจ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐จ menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!โจ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, grind-governing, polyquandary-preferring calamitous cavern cartographer...THE MAMASBOY OF THE SWEEP!!!!!! @tautologicalTechnique!!!! tautological...taught a logical...taught a logical technique...OH I LOVE PUNS!!!! YIPPEE! SO FUN AND INTERESTING! moving on,๐ค๐ค๐ค โฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐โ HE'S NO ORDINARY CAVERN MASTER. HE'S A MANAGER OF MULTIPLICIOUS MATRIARCHAL MATRIMONIES. HE'S NOT JUST A BHILDR. HE'S A BOUNTIFUL BEHOLDER OF BOUNDLESS BLOODLINE BOUNTY. GOT AN ANCESTOR? THIS GUY HAS PROBABLY HEARD OF THE MYTHICAL HOT MESS!!! HE'S NOT JUST INVENTOR. HE'S AN ILLUMINATED ILLUSTRATOR OF INFINITE INTIMACY INTERFACING INTERCONNECTED INTERESTS INWARDLY INVITED TO TOPPLE THE TABLETOPPLING TABLE!!!! HE IS A WALKING CAMPAIGN SETTING OF CALCULATED COMPASSION INDUCING CHAOTIC CHARM WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS PALADIN-ALIGNED (AND NEVER OATHBREAKER) THROUGH THE POWER OF UNASSAILABLE MATERNAL MAGNITUDE ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS QUADRANT LIMITS WHEN YOU'RE A TROLL LIKE HE??SERIOUSLY??????????? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHO ROLLS FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE!โโฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE MAMASBOY BEHOLDER๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ GYGAAX BHILDR (ughhh roll to slaaaaaaaay) ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐there are no words to do it justice...FYI??? that hair clip??? it is hiding something...and that something? is talent. pure unbridled legendarily attuned. talent. and let me tell you. in the hours i have taken to know him. nothing could have prepared me to attune to legendary and/or mythological artifacts (ancestral weapons, gamblignants, supercharged jujus belonging to former handmaids) better than THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! GYGAAAAX!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ซฑ๐ฒ CHARMS is NEXT IN TURN ORDER. AFTER GYGAAX BHILDR.
( แโ๊โแ) < E-eheh??!?!? I-I don't know what t'say...!!! I-it was a real...easy attunement process, w-wands are LITERALLY starting equipment...!!! H-honestly, ewe probably coulda figured it out all on yer lonesome, tinkerin' about all curious-like!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < G-glad...I could uh...inspire such a...such a wild and...provocatively flamboyant, er, response, Charms, never a dull moment, eheh...!!!! ( แโ๊โแ) < L-let me know if ya need any more pointers...fer those...chopsticks, ya called 'em...??? Jujus like that are real rare, 'n I'd love t'take a closer look at 'em sometime for uh...realism!!! In Caverns 'n Cullbeasts Exotic and Legendary tables...j-just fer a quick few ganders 'n peaks...!!!
YOU HAVE MARKED YOURSELF FOR DEATH. #OMAEWAMOUSHINDEIRU.
( แโ๊โแ) < Oh! Is that. Is that s'pposed t'be a bad thing? Sorry, I uh...I've still got three Death Saving Throws t'make. 'n all my Spellslots...!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Ewe had a long day, or so I've heard...maybe uh...maybe you ought t'take a nice Long Rest, or several? ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < #OmaeWaShindeiHowDoYouDo
DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST A USELESS. PISS-WEAK. RUSTBLOOD LAMB. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YET. BUT I WILL REMEMBER THIS. AND YOU WILL BE MADE TO PAY. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <> <> <> <> I mean...if yer threatenin' me or my friends...or their...lusii? I don't mind settlin' things while yer underleveled...that'd be on you, girlie. ( แโ๊โแ) < ...But I'd really prefer not to...? I ain't got no ill will with ewe! Roewzi asked me fer a helpin' frond, and as a friend, I was right happy to. I'd have done th'same if ewe asked me fer a solid. ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Granted. Before you started shakin' yer fist at the sky swearin' vengeance...sheesh!
KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING DIAMONDS TO YOURSELF. CONCILIAWHORE.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <3< <3< <3< 'n ewe, quit litterin' if ewe don't want people unlockin' th'secrets of yer magic stickin' points...!!!! How hard would it have been t'pluck th'lil used syringes outta yer ass-beaten nemesister? ( แโ๊โแ) < Everyone knows ya loot the drops after ya beat the BBEG!!!!
๐ซฐ๐ซต๐ซถi am so keeping the title, i dont give a fuck๐ซถ๐ซฐ๐ซต ๐ซธ๐ ๐๐ซทyou can (try to) have it when its up for renewal in a fiscal sweep๐ซท๐ ๐๐ซธ #Chairministrangling #CopyBirthrite #GettingRustyWithAge #YouWillHaveToGetUpMuchEarlier #IfYouWantCharmsOfYourOwn ๐ด CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
Nโฌกw THAT'S what I call upward mโฌกmentum! Yโฌกu miss 100% โฌกf the prโฌกmโฌกtiโฌกns yโฌกu dโฌกn't steal frโฌกm โฌกther interested parties while they aren't lโฌกโฌกking, by fโฌกrce if necessary. #Yasking #Flayyy #Welโฌกvetโฌกseeit #Chairmancing #Lurkedinpโฌกsting #Business #War #Philโฌกsโฌกphy #Wโฌกrkplacerivalry - MC Rโฌกse๐น
๐ฅน๐ซฐ๐คomg im literally crying,,,,,yy,,,y o u were at my side all along,,,my guiding mentor light๐ค๐ซฐ๐ฅน ๐ซถ๐ซถso fucking true bestie, i knew i was right to idolize and idol eyes you, snffffff๐ซฐ๐ซฐ #Chairministrangling #YasFlayyyy #ChairmancersGetShitDone #BusinessManaged #HostilesInWorkplaceEliminated ๐ก CHARMS is NOT DISTURBED.
๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธeight fucking stitchesโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฑ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐeight๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ฑ ๐ซฅthe medictator says i wont be able to use my standing desk for at least three wipes๐ซฅ ๐ซ ๐ฅฒ๐ฅขive had a set of chuddy little essence de damara megina sticks sprinkling bitch pixie cunt porpourri dust out of the base of my horn and my thigh (67 cm circumference btw size xl if you even care) for over an hour, they almost had to operate๐ฅข๐ฅฒ๐ซ ๐ฅฒwhere the FUCK have these things BEEN???????? #EW๐ฅฒ โ๏ธโ๏ธ finders fee though ๐๐ ๐ซต๐ซตyou are NOT seeing these again but your piddly little ass has NOT seen the last of me ๐ซต๐ซต #Healthcareministrangling #GettingLikeFiftyBajillionVaccines #WomanInMeDominatedFields #BeforanCulturalExchange #NSFW #Gore #Injury #BodyHorror #FromABodyWhorer #ScreechToText ๐ด CHARMS is INTENSIVELY CARED ABOUT. UNIT. [This Message was sent by SCREECHTOTEXT MODEL V113]
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE WANDS. BAKA. YOUโRE NOT EVEN ATTUNED.
๐๐ซธ๐ซout with the old, in with ร๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!! ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ๐๐๐thats what i always say!๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #PreSpringSpringCleaning #NewStaffing #WealthRedistribution ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIME.
YOU ARE A FROG. IN WARMING WATER. UNAWARE OF HOW COOKED. YOU ALREADY ARE. FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW.
๐ฅน๐ค๐ohhhhh exciting!!!!!๐๐ฅน๐ค ๐ซธ๐ค๐ซณlet me set a timer!!!โ๏ธ๐๐ซท #Chairministrangling #BadBitch #BadAtBitching ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
๐ฑโช๐scratch daddy's desperate approval-seeking lil disappointment ๐โช๐ฑ #Chairministrangling # #AlreadyHere ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ ๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the woman. the myth. the handshake made of the stuff of legend. the absolute deadline-driving, timeline-dividing, grindset-grievance-hoarding stakeholder savant...THE CHAIRMINISTRANGLER'S CHOICE AWARD RECIPIENT!!!!!! @handMaid i have GOT to hand it to you, i couldnt have done this without you!!!! literally๐ค๐ค๐ค โฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธโ SHE'S NOT JUST AN EMPLOYEE. SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR OF OUTWARDLY EXTENDED EXTINCTION. SHE'S NOT JUST A SERVANT. SHE'S A SYNERGY SADIST. SHE'S NOT JUST ASSASSIN. SHE'S AN ANGEL INVESTOR IN ANGUISH INFLICTING AERIAL ASSASSINATING DOWNWARDLY DRAPED BODIES!!!! AND SHE! DROPS! THEM! LIKE! SHE'S! HOT!!!! SHE IS A WALKING PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF LETHAL LETHARGY INDUCING POISONOUS PROPORTIONS WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS HR-COMPLIANT THROUGH THE POWER OF UNALIENATED OPTICS ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS WORK-LIFE BALANCE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE???? EY??? WHAT'S UP DOC??? YOUR DAUGHTER, SCRATCH DADDY, DUH!!!! AND WHAT GOES UP... โโฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE BADBITCH DEMONESS๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDO (oomfie!) ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐because when the profaned dark lord demands scalable solutions for timeline tackling, and the talent pool run dry, Damara, a bodybag deliverables-obsessed, a paradigm-shifter, and cutting-edge edge-cutting (but not corner cutting) self-starter, STRATEGICALLY arrives with KILLER OPTICS, slide deck in hand, a glowy needle, and absolutely no intention of letting the competition survive even a minute past the thirty this little circle back around is scheduled for -- removing bitches like unoptimized legacy code in a server migration (plus, what's more disruptive than temporal paradoxes??? talk about trailblazing!)๐ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ she can pivot the timeline, hand you your ass, optimize the workflow, streamline your ancestors, downsize the population, leverage the causal loop, this badbitch, ohhhhh guuuurl, she would circle back to kill your grandfather just to shove the bootstrap paradox down his throat just to feel the butterfly effect in his tummy, and probably scratch it all before it crashes the whole damn session!!!! beforans get shit DONE!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ ๐๐๐ introducing one more time, starting today, my official fellow title-bearing coworker (thaaaanks cali b!!!!!! @caliBorn) annnnnnnndddddd shoulder-to-shoulder peer...as ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ to my chosen title of ร๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐ญ what a HOSTILE TAKEOVER HUH???? ๐ญ #Chairministrangler #TheHandMaid #DamaraMegido #Alternia #TheFelt #StartupVillainsWISH #TemporalDisruptor #GoldbloodGrindset #OpticsQueen #SynergySadist #TimelineCEO #MurderousMentor #CatastrophicallyEmployed #BusinessEndOfTheNeedle #CertifiedStrangledMoment #ActualHostileTakeover #NSFW #BecauseWhatWorkIsSafeNow #IMean #REALLY ๐ซฑ๐ซฒ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND GOOD TIMES (ABOUT TO BE) HAD.
๐ซก๐yesssssssssir mr seven sir๐๐ซก ๐๐คโทโฐ ill do everything in my power to stay off of that list ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
..i wholepusheredly disapprove.
๐๐๐ awww cheer up, pantsed o mime, you got caught with your drawers down, hearty boxcar briefs visible aplenty ๐๐๐ ๐ซถ thoughโฆ maybe there is a good lesson brief to be taken away from all of this? dont spite my charming offers, you will only force my hand to take it into my own ๐ซถ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
bitch, i ain't spite shit??? i did what you motherfuckin' asked me to do. i *said* i would, did i motherfuckin' not?! i truly cannot fathom what the fuck your game is, Charms.
๐๐คญโdid you though? did you reeeeeeallllly? or did you kick your pjโd feet up in the felt manor and only now try to play ball with the big boys?๐๏ธ๐คญ๐ ๐ฅฐ๐and squeakpest on poor sweet roewzi, who was just trying to do you a favor๐๐ฅฐ ๐ซฐnow i get to seem the thoughtful sort, credit i didnt ask for is mine, and you have๐ซฐ ๐ฅ๐ณegg on your face?๐ณ๐ฅ โ๐ซถoh the walls here are so remarkably thin!๐ซถ๐ค ๐ข๐๏ธ CHARMS is LISTENING.
...motherfucker i couldn't do it immediately, i was on call for work. don't all up and pretend you know what the fuck i was up to. i wasn't even at hive until, like...an hour ago. locally. as little as that means for motherfuckers like us :o/
๐๐figuratively speaking, big makara๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐i had no way of knowing what you were up to in the mansion until my offffficial induction just now! guh doyyyyy!๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๏ธ CHARMS is LISTENING.
๐๐ฉomg you are so olddddddduh๐ฉ๐ ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐no one says swag anymore, you old fogey fuck๐๐ซฅ๐ซฅ ๐ CHARMS is KINDA CHARMED ACTUALLY.
:o) I say it because I think it is funny. :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo like i give a fuck what you think, kid.
โ๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ got plans in the #WORKS bestiiiiieesssss โ๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #AllGoodThingsRequireSacrifice #Manifesting #Manifesto #PlotHookLineAndSinker #Felt ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ again? ๐ ๐คฆ โ ๐คฆ i am in the wrong motherfucking business, i could be creating generational wealth selling halfway decent hive security at this rate ๐คฆ โ ๐คฆ ๐ค ๐ a monthly subscription rate no less ๐ ๐ค #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LockTheDoorsAndCloseTheBlindsOfABoss ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
โโโ๐all my love love luvvas to @theEmpress of beforus for recognizing the beforan importance of ๐๐๐๐๐โโโ ๐๐๐few materials gleam as bright, conduct as richly, and attract advertantalizers nearly as quickly, it is practically a prerequisite to being taken at all seriously, like, genuinely, how do you just get by without gold? fascinating๐๐๐ ๐คand the tweaks to culling? ugh!!!๐ค ๐๐๐love what youve done with the place!!! SOOOOOOOOO much better than just straight up killing trolls for being different, ehhhh????๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐annnnnnnywaves๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟhope i can shower a good time somedusk, maybe make one of my gold spinny badges, because i really just cant help myself๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ #Chairministrangling #OutlandEmpire #RememberThoseWhoCameBeforus #BeforanOpportunityUpAndLeaves #WouldNotHesitateBeach #Goddamn ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
@(ใใป0ใป)@ KONGAR DOES NOT THINK. PRETTY CHARMS. KNOWS HOW BAD IT IS ON BEFORUS. เดฆเตเดฆเดฟ@(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ ONCE TROLL IS CULLED. THERE IS NO OPTING OUT. THAT IS FOREVER. ๐@(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ IT IS STINKY. AND SAD. AND FORCED ON YOU ALWAYS. NO TRAINING ARCS TO SURPASS. NO STRENGTH TEST TO REMOVE. IT IS THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU ON THE PLANET. NO MOBILITY. JUST OWNERS. โโ@(ใใป~ X)@ AND THAT IS IF YOU GET NICE ONE.
๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair so so cutely and so so sincerely, OMG kongar hiiii its usually so nice to hear from you!!! what happened???? ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ is it worster than dying, bestie????๐ค๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #BeforversusAlternia #BvA #BetaVsAlpha #AlphaGrindset #AlphaMentality #BeforantSquished #Beforuhhhhhs #OoOoHuhHuh ๐ข CHARMS is SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
@(ใใป0ใป)@ GUESS NOT...OO OO OH. OH. โห๊ฉ๏ฝกโโโ@(ใใป0 X)@ ๐๐๐ ALSO? KONGAR ASKS. HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY ACCOUNTS?!?!? HOW DO YOU REACT SO QUICK WITH THEM? WHAT UNSEEN FIST ARE YOU SWINGING WITH, PRETTY CHARMS?!? ANSWER KONGAR! ๐๐๐
๐๐คโทโฐ trade secret ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ #Chairministrangling #GoldbloodGrindsetTM #NoLoopholesNeeded ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE AND FULLY PATENT LAW COMPLIANT.
๐๐๐๐ชฎ๐๐๐งน funniest shit in the world to me is folks who start some shit, say they're over it, and cant let it the fuck go, like, what, like, hello??? you stepped on the rake??? fuck you mean you turned around and there was another one there and you stepped on it anyway? are you a cartoon character? loony ass dork? ๐ชฎ๐๐๐งน๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅบlet me be mean๐ฅบ๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คBITCH IS YOU DUMB???? PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE MEAN BACK TO YOU??? THAT IS WHAT BEING MEAN MEANS?????? LIKE?????? cry i guess????๐ค๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฑ ๐stop talking if you dont wanna be talked about, all i am saying๐ #Chairministrangling #VaguePosting #Wild ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ค๐ค๐ค my dash has a built-in self-cleaning feature ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ค๐ค๐คwhere tiny prick losers sort themselves out as autonomous self-disposing-of-garbage that migrates to the curve on its own at the push of a button ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐no filter replacements or cleaning required๐ โ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ i just be my fine ass bad bitch self ๐๏ธ๐๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซดand they stare daggers at the screen like a seethingly unseen moron until they pass out and leave behind a modestly unimpressive inheritance๐ซด ๐๐too easy๐๐ #Chairministrangling #BlockedBTW #CannotImagineThrowingATantrum #OverEmojis #VaguePosting ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑi dont understand why people act like being beautiful is an affront to personal choice or whatever๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ ๐ซตyou can look as grubby, unshowered, unwashed, unhugged, unkissed, and unwanted as you like, your beggarly person cosplay is your consumer right๐ซต โ๏ธand in matters of taste, good business sense peaces outโ๏ธ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธbut dont act like me being gorgeous means you have to put just as much work into your routine as i do??? like i objectively am doing too much, but i love it, it feels worth it to me๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐๐๐ugly people are the vegans of looksmaxxing swear to god๐๐๐ ๐ฅโ๏ธ "what if i want to smell like unfettered unwashed swampass all the time and my skin would burn if it ever touched bathwater"โ๏ธ๐ฅ โข๏ธ โฃ๏ธ ๐คฟ๐stinks for you i guess??? and everyone unfortunate enough to be around you? ew? good fucking luck or whatever? go reek havoc! somewhere else๐โข๏ธ โฃ๏ธ ๐คฟ #Chairministrangling #PerfumePreferencePorFavor #Scentmaxxing #Looksmaxxing #SelfCare #Vs #SelfIDoNotCareAbout ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
the โvegans of looksmaxxingโ. bravo charms i wasnt sold but now you can consider several of my dollars yours.
๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair so so cutely and so so sincerely๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey bestieeeeeeeeees? you know Lord Caliborn's very own SWEETROT, KAINE of THE FELT???? yeah well i just learned EXACTLY where this big hunk of lovin laughs and goofy good times gets his rib tickling namesake from and not just from yanking bones out of depressed chest cavities๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ซถ๐ ๐จ did you know @twistedComedy is an ARTISTE? and talented to boot? ordinarily i would yammer on about the merits and fine particulars of the artsy execution, and i still wanna compliment how dropdead GORGEOUS the hair is, by GOD they really went ALL the fuck out on my bangs and my lumpy chunk of cotton candy sweet ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ signature style and not to mention the accentuated shoulder pads that could deflect EMPIRE GRADE BULLETS which is what i was SWEATING when i saw how ADORABS ACCURATE THIS RENDERING WAS????๐จ๐ ๐ซถ ๐๐๐ be sure to seek out @twistedComedy if you wanna snag one of your own likeness!!!! who knows? this could be the new profile makeover youve been waiting for!!! ๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #TheSweetrot #KaineTouthe #Commissions #CommsOnline #CommSlots #DefinitelyConsider #WhatABrightChibifiedSmile #MightLookLikeToYou #AndWhatItCouldMean #ForFutureGrowth #ThinkSmallToGetBig #KaineDoAttitude #LikeTheSweetrots #YoullBeSet
๐ชฉ๐ช๐ญ๐งกโ๏ธ OH YES. A STERLING STARSTRIKING COMEDIAN RISES TO THE SPOTLIT OCCASSION!!! I WISH I HAD THE WORDS TO STRESS THE IMPORTANCE UNINERRUPTED BY LAUGHS!!! โ๏ธ๐งก๐ญ๐ช๐ชฉ๐ช ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FUNNYGAL HAD RUN OUT OF LOUD LAUGHS AND QUESTIONABLE CAREER CHOICES??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud incorrect buzzer!!! VAST ERROR ON YOUR PART!!!!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ ๐งฐ๐งฐ๐งฐ behold the woman. the myth. the hardhat. the absolute chair leg kicking, ribripping, chucklefuck languish-laugh-longing class act cuekeeper...THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT!!!!!! @comedyGold ๐งฐ๐งฐ๐งฐ ๐ค๐ถ๐ชตโ SHE'S NOT JUST A CARPENTER. SHE'S CRAFTIER THAN COMEDY. SHE'S NOT JUST A MUSICIAN. SHE'S MORE MELLIFLUOUS THAN SONNETS. SHE'S NOT JUST A COMEDIAN. SHE'S FUNNIER THAN YUCK YUCKS YUMMED. SHE IS A WALKING SAFETY VIOLATION OF HARD HATTED CRANIUM CROWN WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS TROLL OSHA-APPROVED THROUGH THE POWER OF VIBES ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS PPE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE? โ๐ค๐ถ๐ชต ๐๐ซก๐ช introducing: ๐ช๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ SERPAZ HELILO ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐because when Lord Caliborn demands a serious professional, and one is not available, Serpaz, seriously funny, a mood uplifter, and initiative-taking self-starter, MIRTHFULLY arrives with a SARDONIC ATTITUDE, toolbox in tow, a punchline, and absolutely no intention of letting the mood survive -- unrisen like corpses from the great beyond (what's funnier than zombozos??? talk about slapsticks!)๐ ๐ธ๐จ๐ญ she can build the stage, hand it, populate it, compose the song, decompose the corpses of enemies, stash the bodies, deliver the joke, and probably repair the microphone she just used to roast everyone in the room until it gave out!!!! ๐ธ๐จ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ catastrophically employed by THE FELT? guuuuuuuuurl the catastrophy is taken by YOU! you are the catasTROPHY. the AWARD WINNING FUNNY. how many of your dark lord's HEE HEEs, HOO HOOs and HAA HAAs were creased into his face by YOUR jokes, YOUR bits, YOUR downright divine bits??? ๐๐๐๐ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ THE SARDONIC MIRTHWIT clocks in. she crafts. she creates. she causes a minor emotional disturbances among every chuckling son of a bitch who underestimated the power of a funny troll with a hammer and a tune kept ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๐๐ did you know her greatest achievement is making people laugh while simultaneously wondering if they should be concerned??? ๐๐๐ ๐งก๐งก๐งก SERPAZ HELILOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐ญ what a RIOT HUH???? ๐ญ #Chairministrangler #TheSardonicMirthwit #SerpazHelilo #Repiton #TheFelt #WorkingClassIcon #HardhatHero #CarpenterComedian #TrollTime #WorkshopWonder #PunchlinePaker #MaestroOfMusicalMayhem #CatastrophicallyEmployed #FunnyBusiness #CertifiedMirthful #ActualComedyGold ๐ช๐ญ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND SAWDUST.
ABOuT FuCKING TIME. THERE ISN'T JACK SHIT IN THE KNOWN uNIVERSE THAT CAN MAKE ME HEE HEE HAW HAW QuITE IN THE LuNG COMPRESSING WAY THAT BITCH CAN. SHE MADE ME ADMIT WOMEN CAN BE FuNNY. AN EYE OPENING EXPERIENCE ON MY JOuRNEY TOWARDS FORGIVING THEM FOR THEIR MANY CRIMES. I MAY BE THE SERPENT. BuT THE BIG APPLE OF KNOWLEDGE WAS BITTEN BY A WOMAN'S MOuTH. AND IF THAT WOMAN WERE @comedyGold. PERHAPS. THINGS WOuLD HAVE GONE DOWN DIFFERENTLY. BACK WHEN ADAM FROM BIBLE GOT HIS RIBS TICKLED. TO FORM A COMPANION. BECAuSE I CANNOT IMAGINE ANYONE FINDING THIS COMPANIONSHIP uNENVIABLE.
i dont know what to say i dont think ive ever been this praised before for anything jeez you guys are gonna make me bleed from my ganderbulbs or something because surely a SARDONIC MIRTHWIT wouldnt cry from something like this hehe thank you
i dont know if i deserve such big praise from you big boss but im so glad to hear that i only ever wanted to be noticed for my jokes and it feel so good to be recognized for it all i wont let you down big boss you got a loyal member for life death and whatever comes after that!!!! thats a promise (|:)
๐ซด๐๐ค๐๐ซฑOH?????? HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE BECAUSE I HAVE A DIFFERENT SORT OF CROWN TO POLISH TODAY!!!!!๐ซฑ๐๐ค๐๐ซด ๐๐TODAY BELONGS TO FAIRYAOI!!!! @cryhoundColortura๐๐ ๐ค๐ค๐คLOUDER FOR THE CHITTR CRITTERS HIDING IN THE FERN PATCHES, DUCKED IN THE CLOSET (valid!), OR EXPERIMENTING WITH BOYS BUT NOT SURE!!!! (also valid!!!)๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ง๐๐ซ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณim TALKING about the flutteriest little miracle to ever sprinkle sparkledust into the rotten girl, guy, gal, and they all occupied logs of this chittr dot ing website!!! somebody who somehow found a way to BESTIE BEST COTTAGECORE, GAY LITTLE DAYDREAMS, still have enough energy for the emotional equivalent of sitting in a moss bed while butterflies aggressively validate the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck outta your existence!!! what is your SECRET!?!?!? i couldn't tell you, with all my years of seasoned business transaction and trans action experience!!!! maybe they bribed the woodland spirits. maybe they ARE the woodland spirits. maybe theres just a suspicious concentration of rainbow mushrooms involved??? fairy rings perhaps???๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ง๐๐ซ ๐คฒ๐คฒdid you SEE the way THE FAIRYAOI makes every interaction feel like somebody tucked a flower behind your thinkpan all cutesy? every word lands like fresh herbs drying in the window. every drawing, every joke, every silly little ramble somehow smells like pine needles after rain. its actually UNFAIR. i want reimbursement for emotional damages for EVERY DAY spent not with THE FAIRYAOI IN MY LIFE???????????๐คฒ๐คฒ ๐๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑTHEIR VIBES could still and shoosh pap a rabid jibber jabbering lusus into hosting tea parties!!!! wounded and bruised egos line up for appointments!!!! lost trinkets practically WALK HOME???? iron or not!!! forgotten memories peek out from behind tree stumps just to wave hello before scampering away again. the WHOLE FOREST starts acting like its auditioning for a romance visual novel whenever FAIRYAOI wanders through it and why wouldnt they?????๐ซฒ๐ซฒ๐ซฒ๐ โ๐คโ๐คโ๐คevery moirail deserves somebody willing to chase them through the underbrush carrying six poultices, a blanket, three snacks, and exactly ZERO judgment for whatever incredibly preventable injury just occurred, cuz, aftercare doesn't have to come after blackrom injuries YOU YOURSELF inflicted, ughghhg, this one would be such a catch in ANNNNNNNNNY quadrant, it's no wonder so many are filled???? he LITERALLY has QUADS LOCKED DOWN๐คโ๐คโ๐คโ ๐ซถ๐HERES TO MANY MORE MOSSY ADVENTURES, GIGGLING GLADES, MYSTERIOUS HERBS, ACCIDENTALLY ADOPTED CRITTERS, AND GAY LITTLE FAIRY MIRACLES๐ซถ๐ #chairministrangling #calibbabycalib #thefairyaoi #nfa #not-felt-affiliated #nft #not-felt-trained #goldspinnybadges #CryhoundColortura #LikeARainbowMoss #RechitaRainbowMoss #PityARainbowMoss #WhimsyWins #NoFaekesHere #PollenPower #GigglingGlade #AO3
vvhaโ are you blabbering on abouโ you pยงychopaโ h.
WE โฅ FLORID IN THIS VIRTUAL HIVECEPTACLE!! (CROWD CHEER!!) (CROWD THROWING ROSES!!)
YES YAY!!! WE L-O-O-VE FL-O-O-RID!!! MY GEEN GUBLING!!!!
YOU FLATTER MEEEEE IM KICKING MY FEET TWORLING MY HAIR
๐๐๐modest are we?๐๐๐ ๐ซตbestie.........................................................๐ซต ๐ซต๐คจ๐ YOU are telling ME๐ซต ๐๐๐that some FINE FIN FACED CATCH like @aeneasCaldarium logs onto the timeline and publicly announces "you're my favorite MILF" with ALL the tact but pitiable persistence of an unpaid telemarketer dialing random numbers during supper break...๐๐๐ ๐ค...and YOUR response is to issue a โจ (fake) PRESS RELEASEโจ clarifying that you're actually NORMAL?????????๐ค ๐๐ HELLO?????????๐๐ ๐THAT is the MOST BRAND BETRAYING BAD MANAGEMENT i have EVER witnessed!!!! WHERE IS THE SELF-PROMOTION???? WHERE ARE YOUR HIGHER POINTS???๐ โ no "I LOOK KILLER IN GRIPPY SOCKS" โ no "thank you to all my sanepporters OK with my madness" โ no "i'd like to thank the institution that is not an academy" โ not even a LIMITED EDITION merchandise drop???? like 9 commemorative phone number digits????? ๐ฅ๐คinstead we get๐ค๐ฅ "actually i'm sane ๐ค" ๐๐BESTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐ ๐ฆชif your response to someone catastrophically candidly thirstposting at you, someone you are DROPDEAD INTO and NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING TO BAG, if your market strategy is to IMMEDIATELY minimize yourself (blegh), reject the implication (why?), and start clearing your own reputation to whitewash in front of the unseen masses with the enthusiasm of an auditor balancing receipts...๐ฆช ๐ฃTHAT ISN'T VANITY.๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐ฃTHAT ISN'T TAKING OR CHUMMING THE BAIT๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃTHAT IS WEAPONIZED MODESTY!!!!!๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ the allegations have NOT been beaten bestie...๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐ซต you NEED to give yourself a chance! you are TOTALLY good enough for Cronus Ampora! in fact i couldn't think of a better match if i tried? stop being shallow! see the guy for his depths!!!! its the least you could do now that youre yknow felt unaffiliated or w/e given the whole badge debacle shebang๐ซต #Chairminglestrangling #LoveIsLove #Shipname #DamnUs #Damanus #DamnAnus #NSFW #WeaponizedHumility #IsNeverWorkplaceAppropriateAttire #NegativeEgoEquity #MILFMarketCrash #BrandDepreciation #ShareholdersDemandConfidence #GoForItDamara #PleaseAcceptAComplimentForOnce #Like #FUCK #CEOlife #GoldBloodGrindset โจ๐๐
๐๐๐kinda funny how like๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ค๐คthree out of the three previous favors i did for you๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐๐ค๐คyour immediate go-to at-the-ready response was to bring them up against your fat free featurelessly washboard ass with a steeper slope than a crashing economy after it invested in $YOU ๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ฑ TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: YOUR ASS IS OBSESSED WITH MY EVERYTHING ๐ฒ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐จ๏ธwonder if i said cronus's face was a gift from me to you, you would act similarly, go on a date, and be not my fucking problem anymore๐ฌ๐ฃ๏ธ #Chairminglestrangling #NSFW #Facesitting #Finfacesitting #Finefinfacesitting ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE AND CRYIN.
๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซฐ๐ซฐwould that i could, handsome๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซถ๐ซถ ๐คmy fatal flaw is that im too respectful of other people's boundaries (i know!!!) and it wouldn't be up to me alone what damara and i both get up to๐ค ๐๐๐ตher inexperienced windchute would also choke her to a long overdue dusty bitch death if we tried, joint pains would keep her from making this at all interesting for either of us, and that body of hers? flatter than her affect, might as well just drop dead in bed the way she stars at starfishing lol๐ต๐๐ โ๏ธโฃ๐โโ๏ธ there are also OTHER concessions id rather you didn't have to make, my big catch bad bitch hook line and sinker ๐โโ๏ธโฃโ๏ธ ๐๐ซง๐ซงyou are way better off giving damara some pity action, champ!!!! reel her in!!!! i bubblieve in you!!!!!!๐ซง๐ซง๐ #Chairminglestrangling #NSFW #Damnus #Damnanus #CronusXDamara #BROTP #OTP #InvestingHeavilyIn$DAMNUS #๐๐๐ #๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ON TOP OF ALL MANDATORY DISCLOSURES.
๐คโจ๐ sorry unsweetened tea cheeks i make too much ๐โจ๐ค ๐๐๐ filed an exemption ๐๐๐ ๐คฒ๐๐ these hands of mine are a gift to alternian society, and i legally cant be requisitioned for some goofy ass rinky dink space rocket ๐๐๐คฒ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐunderstandably you, achievement challenged, competency deficient in diet, and as i am starting to learn, anally retentive, could never know what thats like ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ ๐but hey maybe doc can misdiagnose you as worth someone's time before you're all out of yours? yknow, as a joke๐ #Chairminglestrangling #LOL #LMAO #CouldNOTHelpMyself #GottaHandItToYou #YouReallyKnowHowToMakeAGuyGoAllOut ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐๐having sex with anything that survived to adulthood = / = having GOOD ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ SEX ever in your entire lifespan ๐๐๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐbut again๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ ๐ซต๐ซตyou wouldn't know๐ซต๐ซต #Chairminimizestrangling #TheOnlyVirginToEverHaveSex #IsOneDAMARAMEGIDO. ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซต๐ซต๐that is awfully 11 sweep language๐๐ซต๐ซต ๐๐๐for a 1e+100 sweep ancient body๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐คwere the meds really forgotten? orrrrrrrrr are you just loopy on the effects of your shuddery cock unsuited fingers struggling so bad with the grub proof safety cap you took one too many? ๐ค๐ค๐ #Chairminimizestrangling #NSFW #SeniorExecutiveServiceShaming #SeniorDiscountedPutdowns #OldieAndNotEvenAGoldie ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
CAREFUL WHERE YOU POINT THOSE SHUDDERY. FEEBLE. VIRGIN PRONGS. THREE MORE POINT BACK AT YOU.
๐๐๐more like three pointing straight down to hell where your lusus is getting rammed by rods the size of a forearm, worstie ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐ค when you get to be as cunty as me (as if) youll learn how to gesture in ways some consider to be unnatural๐ค๐ค๐โ๏ธ๐ค ๐คwait actually that really WON'T ever happen cause you got no psionics giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl๐ค ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to ask scratch daddy to change the channel for you when the remote control is too far and the seat is so warm and also not a face because your bony ass is too spiky to prop up on anybody's kisser without killing them to prematurely lacerated death๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to ask scratch daddy to do up your hair because it won't stay down and there's no way to shoot a weak electric signal through it to make all the follicles bend how you want them to after drying your dusty ass old person stapled wig ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คwhen you scrape your knee do you have to wait weeks and weeks for it to reheal because theres no quick and dirty way to pressure pinch point together the area without stitches that poke out of your mistake of an unloveable body๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คdo you have to pluck your thousands of grey hairs off the top of your powdery scalp and ears and tits and ass like the sexually repulsive fucking yeti beast you are without a single floating palm to pressure lightning speed exfoliation without you having to lift a single finger ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐ซด๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐คyou gonna cry? piss your skirt perhaps? go and jerk off and cum someplace about it? ๐ฅบ๐ค๐งธ๐ฆ๐ซด ๐๐it must be tough being a damara๐๐ ๐not because nobody understands๐ ๐๐but because nobody fucking wants to (and you are why!)๐๐ #Chairminimizestrangling #NSFW #SeniorExecutiveServiceShaming #SeniorDiscountedPutdowns #OldieAndNotEvenAGoldie #BodyShaming #AsInWhatAShame #ToHaveThatSpecificBody ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
โก๏ธ โ ๐ณ ๐ค โก๏ธ omg you guys โก๏ธ โ ๐ณ ๐ค โก๏ธ ๐ poke @handMaid ๐ ๐ guess the felt reeeeeally liked the gold plated standard i bring to the table, huh ๐ ๐ ๐ poke @handMaid ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ญ cum to think of it (and honestly i do, this next part is kiiiinda better than a lot of the sex ive had) ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ poke poke poke @handMaid ๐ค๐๐ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ ๐ didnt someone lose their englishโs chosen badge recently? ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐ poke @handMaid ๐ ๐ ๐คท ๐คทโโ๏ธ ๐น ๐ฅ oh well thems the breaks tough tatas better fuck next time ๐ฅ ๐น ๐คทโโ๏ธ ๐คท #Chairministranglinguffawing #NSFW #BecauseNobodyWhoWorksHereGivesAFuckAboutYou #LolJk #ThisIsntTheSameBadgeBTW #HadTheOptionTo #ButYoursReeksOfUnfetteredUnwashedAss #MaybeNextTimeThough #JKItIsTotallyTheSameBadgeWhore #ThereIsNoStenchOfYoursIWontTolerateToTwistTheOneProngedTridentFurther #DoNotBeSurprisedIfItsFloraScented #IfYouEverGetItBack ๐ข CHARMS is LIVING IT THE FUCK UP.
hehehehehe get her ass
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNTS?
๐ #- ๐ข CHARMS is HAS READ YOUR MESSAGE.
USUALLY. I WOULD RESPECT THE SORT OF BITCH. WHO NEVER SAW A KNIFE. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TWIST. HOWEVER. YOU ARE A MUTANT. AND A STUPID WHORE. WHO THINKS SHE HAS WHAT IT TAKES. TO ENCROACH ON WHAT IS MINE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
WHAT A STUNNING DISPLAY OF WANTON HATERATION!! HOW PETTY! HOW NASTY! I AM IMPRESSED. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO โฃ๏ธSTEP INโฃ๏ธ AND HELP YOU TWO โฃ๏ธSETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCESโฃ๏ธ.
๐ hey just remind me what do your psionics do again when they forget to include magic chopsticks with your takeout? ๐ ๐ ๐ข ๐ช ๐ช CHARMS is INQUIRING HARMLESSLY.
I DON'T NEED. THE CRUTCH THAT IS PSIONICS. TO BEAT YOUR NUGBONE IN WITH A PAPERWEIGHT.
๐ wow ok so nothing huh ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐งจ go on girl ๐งจ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ give us nothing ๐ณ๏ธ โซ๏ธ CHARMS is VOID OF ALL SOUND BUT LAUGHTER.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐back from a brief stabbatical๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โจ๐๐ CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT ๐๐โจ โจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ sorry ik im popping off today no filterโจ!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? ๐๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ THE CHARM$ SOLUTION ๐ what if -- and hear me out bestie -- what if we ๐didn't KILL them??๐ what if we โจINCUBATEDโจ them?? special economic zones!!! favored caste nation status!!!! mutant-led startups!! "divergent thinking" consulting firms!! we could be the FIRST empire to leverage NEURODIVERGENT HEMOGLOBIN for competitive advantage!! ๐ง ๐ ๐ผ๐ชthe other empires are LAUGHING at us bestie!! they're saying "look at those Alternians, killing off their most INNOVATIVE assets because they're scared of a little DIFFERENCE!!" we're literally leaving MONEY on the TABLE and then BURNING THE TABLE!! when we could be FUCKING THEM OVER IT!??!?!?! ๐ฅ๐ช๐ผ #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
โจ๐๐ CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT ๐๐โจ ๐๐๐bestie bestie BESTIE we need to have a SERIOUS conversation about โจUNREALIZED MARKET POTENTIALโจ because i have been crunching the NUMBERS (i love numbers, i literally doze off with a calculator in my ooze, i DREAM in spreadsheets ๐๐ญ) and i am ready to drop a HOT TAKE that might get me CULLED by the PR department (joking!! ...mostly!!? mostly!!!) but i simply DO NOT CARE because i am BUILT DIFFERENTLY and i speak TRUTH to POWER even when power has a massive sword and a napole-yonic height complex, the cunt ๐ก๏ธ๐ ๐งฌ MUTANTS ๐งฌ here's the thing bestie, here's the ACTUAL WHOLE ASS thing, the empire is sitting on a GOLDMINE of untapped labor innovation and we are THROWING IT AWAY because someone in the old guard got SCARED of a little GENETIC VARIANCE?? ๐๐ค mutants aren't a BUG bestie, they're a โจFEATUREโจ!! they're literally DISRUPTORS!! do you know what a limeblood could do with their special little flickery flamey quirks in the PHARMACEUTICAL space?? we're talking VERTICAL INTEGRATION with the medical industrial complex!!! MEDICTATORS WISH they had this kind of potential!!!! we're talking PATENTS!! we're talking EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS!!!!! we are talking IMPOSSIBLE RETURNS ๐๐ฐ #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #SpeciallyEconomically #DisruptTheHemospectrum #LimebloodLucious #SigmaSweeps #ChairministranglerThoughtLeadership #ProbShouldntCullMeImAnAssetClass #WhyShootOurselvesInTheFrondJusttoStickToOurGunsโจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is logging off before the drones get dispatched (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ONLINE)
theyre nno differennt thann the rest of uus. the color they bleed has nno bearinng onn worth
๐๐high key i will NEVER get over ๐๐ โ ๏ธ THE FFFFFFFFFFUCKING SHORT SIGHTEDNESS OF IMPERIAL POLICY โ ๏ธ ๐คthe empress wants to cull them because she's running a CLOSED SYSTEM, bestie!!! she's got a SCARCITY MINDSET in an ABUNDANCE ECONOMY!! she's literally KILLING her own ROI because she's afraid of what she can't CONTROL!! ๐๐ซ ๐๐ mutants are NATURAL ENTREPRENEURS!! they have to be CREATIVE to survive!! they have HUSTLE baked into their DNA!! you think your average rust ( see @handMaid ) has that kind of ADAPTIVE RESILIENCE??? have ever had to do dickfuckall to stay alive???? no bestie, they're playing by the RULES while mutants are out here REWRITING the SOURCE CODE of survival!!!!!!!๐๐ #Chairministrangling #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #Grindsetting #GoldbloodGlitzAndGlam #IsPrettiestWithAllTheColors #GoldenHours ๐ขโจ CHARMS is purchasing life short term insurlance policies for cujojito (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ENSURED)
@commandingAuthority ITโS MUTANT CITY IN HERE. I DONโT WANT THIS ONE. ALL YOURS.