À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿👉👈ROEWZI CHARMS🤙
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Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set 👑 12 Sweeps exec experience 📈 Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)💎 📊 Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! 👇NO HANDOUTS!👇
🫶✨⏰💖🫶 do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! 🫶✨💉⏰💖 🎉💎👏 THE 👏 GAVEL 👏 HAS 👏 DROPPED 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 WINNER 👏 IS 👏 YOU!!!!!! 👏💎🎉 🫵✨ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)✨🫵 😤💅 I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! 💉⏰✨ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! 🫶💉⏰💖 💛✨ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) ✨💛 📊💅 some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little ✨fiscal maintenance✨ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! 💅📊 ⚠️💎 BUT BESTIE!!!!!! 💎⚠️ 🫶🔒assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! 🔒🫶 💛✨ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! ✨💛 👑🫵 do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) 🫵👑 *ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 🏢💅 this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! 🏢💅 💉⏰ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES ⏰💉 🫶✨ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! ✨🫶 📈💛💛💛💛💛 BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛📈 🫵 FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...🫵 💖💎 enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! 💎💖 #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lights✨👑💛⏰💉 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
👌🏆👌 and to think i just got through praising you for reading...so close! as mentioned above, theyre his days. time since acquiring. a lil running counter on the needles themselves independent of outside progression... 👍👍💎 💪💼💪 think of it like the tiny crystal doodads that oscillate to keep most fancy shmancy elite watches working!!!! it keeps track of time since acquiring the wand...not the surrounding mechanism. he could go back in time right now ten thousand years...the wands (and corresponding app) will still track miles wracked up! 👆📈👆 🤏🔮🤏 better analogy: like a scuttlebuggy!!!! a tamper proof odometer! ✌️🌟✌️ 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🙄💅🙄 i am NEVER unarmed damara 💅👍💅 😏💋😏 but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed 👍💎👍 ✌️🌟✌️ and more about who is 😗💄😗 👍🏆👍 his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be 😒💅😒 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Ah my apologies. I've just gotten done writing one of the tomes, I am a little "scatter panned" I believe the saying is.
In that case my offer stands, I'll give you double his bid. One payment.
👍💎👍 double his payment is 💪💪🔥 🤏🔮🤏 exactly the same bid 👍🚀👍 💪💪☕ i would have to refund 24K, torch my credibility, and accept exactly the same amount of the principle loan 👆💰👆 👉💎👉 youll understand if this isnt a particularly compelling offer yes? when i value relations and intentions over raw $$$ # amount 🥰💅🥰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Y☼ur pers☼nality is st☼r☁︎y and ℃ha☼ti℃. L☼ud, thunder☼us, and ℉☼r ☼n℃e. I have been ann☼yed, regardless a ℃☼☁︎pli☁︎ent ℉r☼☁︎ ☁︎e. ℃☼ngrats ☼n the lu℃ky buyer.
iintere2tiing! ii wa2n't expectiing two be tagged iin a po2t at all. ii don't know who lord calii b ii2 or "handmaiid" but that remiind2 me of 2omeone. well, thank2 for keepiing me 2omewhat iin the loop. ii'm grateful two be iincluded. iit'2 niice two 2ee 2uch a productiive and energetiic per2onaliity!
@veritysGleam COME COLLECT YOUR BUG IN A CUP. BEFORE I STOMP IT TO DEATH BENEATH MY MAIDLY FLATS.
C__ming b__ck t__ this, __ctu__lly! This is interesting! Pretty gre__t t__ le__rn. Th__nks :)
🤫🤞✌️ just...er hem...give it a few to buffer and load... 🤞✌️🫰🫰 🫳👉👍 ER-HE-HEM!!! would you...add me to cart...?✌️👈🫴 😒✨😒 before checkout? 👍💰👍 #Chairmini+strangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #MiniMe #TravelSize #FunSize #ZeroBulkFootprint #OrAnyFootprintForThatMatter #Modern #Sleek #Unobtrusive #StreamlinedProfile #Microengineering #SeamlessBlend #HeavilyPortable 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👇👇👇👇😎👑😎 always remember: 👍👍💵 👇👇👇👇 👈🏆👈 there are no course requirements, certificates, credentials, or accreditation necessary to just SAY SHIT on the internet! 👍👍💎 💪💎💪 EVERYONE can claim to be god tier fuchsia horrorterror fugly mad competent decatrillionare descendants of orphaner dualscar from a never before disclosed illicit redrom affair partner who has never been seen in public and survived the limeblood extinction before contracting rainbowdrinkerism and becoming infected with two fully functional robotic limbs and vision ninety ninefold 🥰✨🥰 💸👋👋 does NOT mean they can pay for your mortgage or rescue a grubnapped bestie 💰👐👐 👌💎👌 make mature decisions before you accept help from someone offering 😘👄😘 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
N☼thing y☼u say ☁︎akes sense, but y☼u p☼st like a st☼r☁︎, s☼ I respe℃t it.
you are my new favorite account on this site.
🙄 some of yall need to stop giving a certain woman the benefit of the doubt 🙄 😒✨😒 and start doubting the benefit of a certain woman 💅💄💅 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
💖💎💍♦️🫶🫶 YOU ALL HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!! 24KARAT AND I ARE NOW IRREFUTABLY UNDENIABLY CHITTR OFFICIAL (BRAND RECOGNITION)!!!! 🫶🫶♦️💍💎💖 🥹🫴🫰🫴🫰🫴 https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 👈🫰👈🫰👈🥹 🫶🫶BESTIE. BESTIE. BESTIE. 24 KARAT KATTTTTTT!!!!! and others ig 🫶 🫵 WE👏 SAW 👏 THAT 👏 VEIL DROP TO UNVEIL 👏 AND 👏 MY 👏 LONG TAIL 👏 IS WAAAAAAGGING 👏 I AM SEEING STARS 24K 👏 AND THE STARS? WELL THE STARS IS YOU 👏 AND MEEEE 👏 ugh excuse me pls 👏WHILE 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 GggggggggggggggggggAGGING 👏 ON 👏 THIS 👏 👀 FEATURE LENGTH LOOK👀 👏 #SUGGESTIVE OF UPPER MANAGEMENT 👏 🫶🔥🔥🔥 👏DID 👏 I 👏 JUST 👏 WITNESS 👏 THE 👏 GREATEST 👏 BRAND 👏 REFRESH 👏 IN 👏 ALTERNIAN 👏 HISTORY 👏 BESTIE 👏 or WHAT?!?!?!??!🫵 YOU? 🫵 ME? 🫵 COMMONERS TO COMMON HIVEHOLD NAMES? 🫵 RAGS TO RICH BITCHES???? 🫵 VINTAGE TO VINEYARDS??? 🫵 BOSSED TO BOSSING??????? 🫵 🏢💅 when I said "dress for the job you WANT," I didn't realize you were going to MANIFEST the ENTIRE executive suite, perks and all, across your PERSON!!! But here we ARE!!! Here you ARE!!! sitting on that chair with manners like you got the MANOR BENEATH IT!!! (which btw if ive got any say you WILL own the building bestie btw, I'm drawing up the acquisition papers AS I TYPE!!!) 🏢💅 👤 BRAND TRANSFORMATION MATRIX ...10%...20%...40%...67%!!!! 88%!!!!!!!!! 99.99999% 100%% COMPLÈTE!!! 👤 🫵 FROM CHALKBOX TO CHALKBOSS!!!!!!!!! 🫵 💛 our parallel track running POWER PALETTE: ONYX & AURUM (#000000 & #FFD700) - the ONLY acceptable power couple bestie, we don't do silver we do SUCCESS!!! ✨ 📊💛 shape: that's a look called PREMIER EXECUTIVE BESTIE (TM) 💛💅 🫶 i am making EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU appreciate MY 24K's embroidery so FUCKING HELP ME CALI B...teehee...er hem...metallic gold bullion embroidery traces the FINEST rose and sufferer insignia motifs across the lapels, down the seams, and around the cuffs, and reinforcing the breathable mesh material🫶 💛 first the broadcloth base, cemented with a dense anchoring, alternian imperial military-grade weave, designed to mask every last streak of blood to speckle or shed, inspired by the grand threshecutioners of escullpades and overstars war campaigns~!!! it took me many sleepless lights to get the features JUST right, buuuut when the gravitas of near ORBIT INSPIRING gravity set in on his collarbones and shoulders...i KNEW i had PROMOTED 24Karat Kat to something as FOREVER as GOLD 💛 💛next the black base...any dipshit can point out that is the EXACT dye belonging to the SUBTLE variation SPECIFIC to the Mourning Standard of the GRAND THRESHECUTIONER CORPS, who wore unrelieved black, not for death, but for the WORK of death, of refusing to distinguish between caste colors because all blood ran the same when spilled!!!! is that not METAL AS FUCK?!?!? (hint: it FUCKING IS!!!!)💛 🫶 look closely at those wrist cuffs - thats not thread - that is CORD THICK AS CONCRETE BABEY - thick, twisted filaments of gold-wrapped fiber that could steal a spotlight from a crucified messiah, the wool is a material called aetherspun matte...used...YOU GUESSED IT!!!! for restraining PRISONERS OF WAR and HIGH RANKING OFFICERS! these restraints were carried ceremonially by threshecutioners of only the ELITE most flaysquads tasked with processing high-caste prisoners, yyyyyyuppppp yup yup, to prevent personnel from being marked by the condemned's final thrashing while an execution is requisitioned! 🫰🙂↔️👏 in this executive reinterpretation, with the gold, the exaltation, the glory, the shimmering, glistening, gleaming, titanic towering tallness, the epicenter of eminence, they become ornamental shackles, suggesting the wearer has already been bound to duty, to office, to the endless grind of enforcement, 🫶 JUST 🫶 LIKE 🫶 SPARKLE KARKLE 24 KARAT KAT!!! 🫶🙂↔️🫶 🏷️ OFFICIAL DESIGN CREDITS 🏷️ conceptualized by: YOURS TRULY (obviously!!!) | tailored under: Charm$ Bespoke Atelier™ | psionic measurements taken by: THESE HANDS (only SIX of them were even needed bestie, the rest were just there for show!!! ...ing off, call that a CIRCUIT DE CIRQUE DU FREAK!!!!) | fabric sourcing: Imperial Grade Threadcount (the gold embroidery alone cost more than most retirement plans bestie!!! buuuut worth every pinch!!!) | final fitting: EXQUISITE (MADE TO ORDER!!!!)! 😉✨ 💡 AESTHETIC PHILOSOPHY 💡 💅they call it "too much gold" i call it ✨JUST SUFFICIENTLY GILDED✨ 💅they say "that's not standard Felt issue" i say ✨BESPOKE CORPORATE DISTINGUISHMENT✨ 💅they claim "you can't smoke in the office" i say ✨ATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE GENERATION✨ 💅"inappropriate footwear"? bestie i'm ✨RAISING THE BASELINE FOR DRESS CODE VERTICALLY✨ 💅"who authorized this budget"? that's just ✨RETROACTIVE EXPENSE APPROVAL✨ 💅"is that blood on the collar"? it's simply modern haute couture ✨WEARING THE HUSTLE OUTWARDLY✨ ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅I'M LITERALLY WATCHING AN EMPIRE'S ENTIRETY BE BORN ON THE SHOULDERS OF ONE TROLL IN REAL-TIME AND THE HATERS AREN'T EVEN INVITED TO THE IPO!!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #24KaratKat #CW-SUCCESS #TW-SUCCESS #FLASHING #FLASHING-LIGHTS #FLASHING-FLASHING-LIGHTS-LIGHTS ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
huh. __g__in? c__ngr__ts __n y__ur br__nd stuff.
ᐖ HWUH I WUZ EATING ORANJ ᑈHIKIN WHAT HAPPENIGNK ᐛ
Did anything twitch a lit~tle when you typed mine? #sug~gestive
⚠️🥹🫴🫰🫴🫰🫴 https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 👈🫰👈🫰👈🥹⚠️ 😆😁 we GLOMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😆 #ChairministranglEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🥰💄🥰 oh stop it, you cad-sanova~! dont go grifting my pusher 🔴 LIVE where all can see! of course i twitched and convulsed and pounded every last letter with the hesitation of a stock thats sure to crash and burn!!! but...the residuals...the tax loss harvesting...mmmf...long term capital gains... 😏💰😏 👍💵👍 no. NO! i am a CHITTR OFFICIAL (TM) spoken for man! 👍👍💰 😌💎😌 you dont want me to stop keeping my hands to myself around a girlboss as...established as you are...not without a VERY clear understanding of which sort of hostile acquisition we are on about!!!! 💸🙏🙏 💪🏆💪 hmph! 😛👅😛 #Chairministrangloomfie #CallMe #ButOnlyOnASecureLine #Suggestive #ServiceWithASmile 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
YOU MUST LOVE BEING REPEATEDLY BEATEN TO DEATH. THE WAY YOU KEEP BEGGING FOR IT. LIKE A DESPERATE WHORE.
😏💰😏💰 "i cant afford entire market shares" 💸🤲🤲💸 💪📈💪📈 "theyll cull me if i dont make regular payments" 💪📈💪📈 😌✨😌 "i cant see myself investing" 😌✨😌 💪🏆💪🏆 "if the markets dont rebound i cant keep my hive" 💪🏆💪🏆 🥰👠 "looks arent all that, cant imagine waking an hour early just to dress up" 🥰👠 🫴😌💎😌 but i can. if others dont. i will. you follow the money. or youll never EARN the change you want to see in the world. being a brokie bitch is entirely a mindset. 😌💎😌✌️ #Chairministrangling #GoldbloodGrindset #401k #quietquitquitterstalk #SharesOfInsight #RoeRoeRoewziYourBoat #UpTheIncomeStream #MerrilyMerrilyMerrilyMerrily #RetirementsADream 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👍👍💎 ...ugh...in another life i would be an idol. 💪💪🔥 🙄🙌🙄 embbbbbbbbbbbbbarassssssssssssssiiiiingggggggggguh it wasnt THIS ONE...#yet...sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... 🙄🙌🙄 #Chairministrangling #Advertantalizing #SharesMiseryAndWoes #Sob #StillSinkingInTheAblutionTorrent #ScumbuddyOnceToldMe #TheEmpireIsGonnaTrollMe #ThatAintTheSharpestInvestmentShed #HeWAsLookinKindaDumb #WithAWaiverInHisThumb #AndTheShapeOfAnLOnHisFolio #WellTheSweepsStartSweeping #AndTheyDontPermitKeeping #FUDFromTheFools #WhoHitTheGroundPlumbing #DidntMakeSenseToInvestForFun #BothPocketsGetFull #ButYourFreetimesDone #SoMuchEschewed #BuyMoreForMe #SoWhatsWrongWithNamingAFewStreets #YoullNeverGoldIfYouDontGlow #YoureNeverFineWithoutMoreDough #HeyNow #Millionallstar #OwnTheGame #WeAll #Play #HeyNowThePriceFallsNow #BuyThemAllAndGetPaid #AllThingsGlitterInGold #ShootingForTheMoon #DontGetOld #ItsACoolMart #AndTheySayItGetsColder #YourPutsExposedNow #WaitUntilItGetsSoldOff #ButTheMeatierMakesGetToBicker #JudgingByTheWholeOfTheFOMOsalespitcher #TheMarketStakes #AreGettingPrettyThin #CholerbearsWarn #ThatYouGottaAllIn #MyGainsAreOnFire #HowBoutYours #ThatsTheWayILikeIt #AndINeverGetPoor 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
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😁😂👏 you are sooooooooooo funnnnnnny omfg ✌️😁😂😅👏 😇✌️ im way too powerful, pretty, and well connected for that to EVER happen but like can you imagine? hahaha, au where no meeeee 🤌🤏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
P9st C9ntent warning: #excessivetagging #triggeringlanguage #lyricp9st #lyricsintag #meltd9wn #gifusage #dramaticflair #selfentitlement #eg9tism #excessiveem9jiuse #p9tentialmentalhealthcrisis Reply C9ntent Warnings: #excessivetagging #tagging #pseud9reply
😏🫦😏 i can tell you are sooo fun at parties 😏🫦😏 👆💻👆 maybe some night youll learn why you dont get invited to any? 👆💻👆 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
don't be up2et, chaiirmiinii2trangler!! your 2TRONG DEDIICATIION TO THE GRIIND make2 you worthy of iidolhood iin my eye2!! #yep #whataconcept
Reply C9ntent Warning: #antag9nizing6ehavi9r #attemptedinsults #insults #dryj9kes #insultsthatd9ntland #assumpti9ns #inc9rrectassumpti9ns Resp9nse c9ntent warning: #m9retags #excessivetagging #quips I get invited plenty t9 parties, and I g9, then I leave. I am dead; the parties in the 6u66les are the same and have 6een f9r a l9ng time. Judging fr9m past events with a Damara variant, y9u certainly seem t9 have maintained a pseud9-assured eg9 with elephantine expectati9ns f9r s9me9ne 9f diminutive stature right n9w. While I am n9t saying "check y9ur eg9," I certainly think that y9u have much m9re phara9nic things t9 w9rry a69ut than me pr9perly tagging y9ur chitt and y9u flinging 6antam insults at me.
💰👐👐 a second opinion? my clothes dont have to endure multiple ppls drippings daily...so idol or no...i must have done something right! 💵☝️☝️ 😋💋😋 omg i should keep you around all the time, tenteensie weensie cutie! youre like a little feel better about myself charm! 😏🫦😏 #Charms4Charms #TentenOutOfTen #SoCuuuuuute #BTWIsSomeonesPagerBeeping #NotMine 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😏👑😏 the best thing you can do with your money, is spend it 😎👑😎 👆💫👆 the second best thing you can do with your money, is make more of it than god, so when you spend it, you can afford to do whatever the fuck you want without becoming a brokie bitch too small to have your face and triple initials in lights 👆💫👆 #Chairministrangling #Advertantalizing #MoneyAdvice #MakesAdSense #AdDorable #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #HateABoss #ButWhateverYouDo #RechittABoss 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
😁😀🙏 oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! 🙌👏🤝 ✌️👌🤗 guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know 🫴✌️🤝 ✨✌️ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! 🤌👍 🟡 CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
👉🤏↷➰ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! 😁🤏↷➰👈 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😟🙂↔️✌️ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... 🤭🫢🫡 😀🙏🙌👏 if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E👏🙌🙏😀 🔴 CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] ∘☽ I can, yes. ^ ^ ☾∘
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
😎💎😎👍👍🏆 sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! 👍👍🏆 😌👑😌 TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material😌👑😌 💰👏👏 COSMIC 👏 CONSUMERS 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 CONSUMERS! 💰👏👏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oωo)(
🤣🤣🤣😂 ITH (IN THIS HIVE) WE FUCKING STAHNE @carbolicGalvanologist!!! 😂😂😁🥰 😁😂🤣 this is the FELT BITCH!!!! we CLOWN like a motherfucker! customer survey says: dont like it? take your sensitive ass back to the MIDNIGHT CREW!!! 🤣😂😁 👉🤏↷➰ im NOT gonna lie...taking the time to get to know kk? BEYOND a surface level ofc...this dude is driven. the stuff of upper leadership. vainglorious upper management. a straighter shooter than an archeradictator. and an all purpose threshecutioner of bad vibes. we are talking the spitting (and hissing and himming and hawwing and cursing) image of absolute goddamn PEAK PERFORMANCE!!! you dont need to KNOW his caste to know he is an upper rung reacher! 😁🤏↷➰👈 🫣👈 someone who doesnt have the crayons or time to explain why hes not gonna put up with your bullshit.... 🖍️⏰ 😚🥰 someone who treats life like a cinemassacre slaughterfest and culls every dull moment...real scene stealer and spotlight snatcher!!!! 😷👍 👍👍👍 which is why im HONORED to offer him a lifelong partnership...youre pretty alright 24 karat kat...!!!!! 👊✊👌 😘🫶 #Chairministrangling #Charminadorabloodthirsty #KarkalusciousHairBTW #MakingCujojitoLoco #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #CannotSTRESSENOUGH #HOWCOOLTHISGUYIS #LFGKSFGDFJFDS #WhatAGEM #CancerMyPlansLater #IveGotAYouvieMarathonToWatchBestie #Felt #NetJerkingAround #Connections #Mixers #HemoanonSolidarity #SaferInUnknownNumbers #CompetentAtAnyCaste #MeritBasedFriendship 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
Mr. Vantas is neat! ^^ This is quite th' pretty GIF.
SOMETIMES I THINK THAT I'LL NEVER FULLY HABITUATE TO THE SOUND OF ALL THE DAMN CLOCKS. THAT THE TICKS AND THE TOCKS WILL CONTINUE TO CARVE FURROWS INTO MY AURICULAR CLOTS LIKE EAST ALTERNIAN WATER DROP TORTURE THROUGH A WEEPING WAR PRISONER'S SPONGECASE. UNTIL THE RIVULETS OF MY PERFECTLY HEMOANONYMOUS BLOOD RUN DOWN THE SIDES OF MY HEAD AND PAINT EVERY GRANDLUSUS CLOCK, EVERY POCKETWATCH, EVERY NOVELTY PURRBEAST WITH A TAIL FOR A PENDULUM, EVERY HOURGLASS AND EGG TIMER AND MOTHERFUCKING MOONDIAL A STARK, SCINTILLATING SHADE OF "NUNYA." BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT THE BEST WAY TO COVER UP THE SOUND IS WITH AN ENTIRE FUCKING FOLEY STUDIO OF WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU MANAGED TO CAPTURE IN THIS. THAT, AND THE SHOT-FOR-SHOT FIRESTORM RICOCHET OF TWO CEASELESS, MASTERCLASS YAPPERS. INCIDENTALLY, "NUNYA" IS ALSO THE ONLY KIND OF BUSINESS I HAVE A CHAIRMINISTRANGLER-ADJACENT HISTORY WITH. AND LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU, CHITTR. WE ARE IN BUSINESS.
ALL MEN KNOW HOW TO DO IS LIE AND CHEAT AND SNEAK AND FUCKING BETRAY.
WHEN I GET MY PRONGS AROUND YOUR FRAGILE BISHIE THROAT.
DON’T COME TO #GIRLSNIGHT. NEITHER OF YOU. IT’S ON SIGHT.
:33< wait nyo this is cute as fuck :33< im also penciling down "24 karat kat" as anothfur karkatism
🌝 hey besties... 🌝 😱😱😱 have you considered the DANGERS of quirking UNPROTECTED? 😱😱😱 🫵😃😄😁 thats right, if YOU haven't spoken to a notoriety public to get YOUR quirk certified by an impartial and imperial witness, ANYONE could be stealing your likeness RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT... 😁😄😃🫵 👏🙌🤚 which could lead to untimely delays, holdups, setbacks, or worse!!! don't delay...reach out to a certified notoriety public (such as me, hi!) to get your quirk recorded...dont let people put words in your mouth!!! and make sure when they take them out...they're said the RIGHT way...¡~!Y0UR ovvn W4Y!~¡🤚🙌👏 #Chairministrangling #notorietypublic #notorietypublicserviceannouncement #npsa #ProtectYourself #IfYouSeeSomethingBeSomething #QuirkyTipsAndTricks #IdentityTheftIsNotAJoke #SoDoNotBeThePunchline #ActFast #WhileAvailabilityLasts #CertificatesRenewAtthe1stAnd15thOfEveryPerigee #SomeLapsesMayApply #CallNow 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I m3an I cant imagin3 anyon3 out th3r3 could 2ay anything dumb3r than I alr3ady 2ay
🙂↕️👍👍👍🫣 all TOO true bestie... 🤭🫢🤞🤞🤞 😨😬😱 if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... 😱😬😨🫵 😝😜🤪 impersonation is a sign your success is without honest competition...unscrupulous scrubs who can make nothing with their own hands, hope to fasten puppet strings to yours and make you dance, dance, dance, dance, dancedancedancedancedance! bleugh! paaaaaathetic! derivative! a nonstarter for any serious would-be chief execution officer! 🤪😜😝 🫶🤚🫢 it sounds like you need 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙍𝘼 protection! you can never be too sure when a bad faith actor will reach into your pocket and...is that duzzy lint on your tie? is there some schmutz on your jimjams? or is someone just russling your... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no! 🫢🤚🫶 😨😰😭 THAT FUGLY FUCK JUST MADE OFF WITH YOUR LIKENESS!!!! OH THE TROLLIANITY!!!!! 😭😱🥶 🥹👍 THAT'S WHERE 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗨𝗠 𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗬-𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔 (PIGU) COMES INTO PLAY! THE MOST ADVANCED ASSET-MONITORING SERVICE ON ALTERNIA! WITH REAL-TIME ALERTS, TOKEN-BASED MULTIFACTOR AUTHENTICATION, MULTIBUREAU CREDIT MONITORING, AND MONTHLY CAPS, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WEALTH WHERE IT MATTERS MOST...fucking spent on something. that YOU chose. 🥹👍 🙂↕️🤞🫢 so choose 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗨𝗠 𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗬-𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔...while you can still afford it, bestie. 😍🥰🥳 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🫢🤭🥰 mwah mwah! couldnt have said it better myself...and im the type of guy to take this bizness bidness VERY srsly!!! 🥰🫣👍 😱😰😨 it's never too late until it is!!! and when that comes around, the only thing ill have for sale within the price range of the recently robbed is...condolences!!! premium grade luxury condolences...!!! and pusherfelt apologies!!! and those are on a monthly reoccurring rental rate subject to quarterly inflation adjustments...😨😰😭 😖😣👍 when youre ready to cup your future by the globes and shake the shame out of it...come and talk to me right away!!! ill make sure youre protected faster than you can hit an oversized commemorative cubicle button and listen to it say "that was easy!"👍😣😖 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Oh, not that kind of experience bestie. I'm talking from the other side. Could you not hawk these kinda wares, I'm trying to stay afloat over here.
😱😭😰 i know, right??? it defies imagination what these depraved fuh-REAKS are capable of!!! mr partymaster, i cannot stress enOUGH how good you are at observing things which are true and prescient, my friend... 😰😭😱 🤞😣 i hope your wisdom lasts longer than your enemies do...because these punks will stop at nothing to ruin credit, character assassinate, and, above all else...start some shit... 😖🤞 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🙂↔️🙂↔️ ill be rechitting your testimonial promptly. thaaaaaaank you! 🙂↔️🙂↔️ 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👉😌😉 for a fellow job creator and industry disrupter? always 😉😌👈 😁😄😃 you keep one of my businesses in business!!! 😃😄😁 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😏🫵 you have the POTENTIAL to win EVERY ARGUMENT you EVER HAVE with some DETESTABLE SCUMFUCK NOT WORTH YOUR TIME OR CONSIDERATION 😒🫰 😛🥹☝️☝️☝️ just have more money than him ☝️☝️☝️🙂↕️🪙💰💱💳 🤭😬 be like "oooffff...with your hrly wages? bestie, cant be saying that!" 😁😃 🫣🤭 works like a 🤭🫣 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😚👍🤟 #entitlements are for closers, cavern-chiseling fucking brood dodger??? like. dont you have some stains to scrub up somewhere dimly lit and out of my goddamn face? 😄😃😬 💰👎 why dont you stick to your duties and i 🧋♨️do☕♨️ mine? 👍💰 🫰🫰🫰😍 kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? much love 🥰🫰🫰🫰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👋👋👋 uhm hi exsqueeze me 👋👋👋 🤏 just a teensie lil question from accounting 🤏 😁😁😁 are we operating "at cost" or did you actually get your little whoopsie do fuckup 👋 handwaved 👋 because the crashout was costlier than telling you to suck it up buttercup???? like???????? what the fuck??? 😁😁😁 🙄👇👇👇 THIS IS...ugh , ok ok , i ch ipped a fu ck ing nal one sec👊✊🫸 ✋🤏😁 i need ang rier mo jis🙄🤟👎 😃 dry you stupid press on piece of overpriced GARBAGE ok😃 👌 message received, @handMaid, i thought you WANTED to be friends, i thought you could LEARN from me that i could be a MENTOR figure to you... ive been try ign s of uc king hard to like...learn and stuff...im not perfect...i never pretended to be...sure...i took your needles and id dndt give them back and yeah i sometimes get fo fu cking foaming pi ssed tha t my nai ls just spl inter and chip and wont g o back on n n nnnn even if thats what i PAID for them to do,,,,, bu t 👌 👎✋ tell me youre not ACTUALLY thinking of bringing those fucking things here??? like???? hello????? 🫂🧠 mental 🌪️🫂 detectors on the perimeter anyone??? i am LITERALLYyy,,,LITERALLYLITERALLY LITERALLY so ❌not on board❌ with this acquisition,,, you didnt even thin k to fu cking ask?!?!?! what is with you, miss wand wacker, you couldve just asked instead of demanding all fussily and stuff and i probably wouldve, definitely wouldve, shipped them priority mail! but now i dont even wanna??? this WITCH over here thinks she can just chomp my whole entire fucking bit for her own like its okay???? where the fuck did you get those???? HOW did you get them working???????????????????? 🤚👎 🔊🔔📢⚠️ 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆??? ⚠️📢🔔🔊🔊 📢🔔🔊🔊🛥️🚢 𝒚𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒐??? @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @terribleFate @taciturnTerror @gullibleColumnist @veritysGleam @bulgeCurator @comedyGold @lordJack @twistedComedy @mrBenedict @numberSeven @calliOpe @therapistofThedeepone @woeGothic @apocalypseAbided @terminatedRegalia @lejayjaY @adiosToreador @zealousWeaponsmith fuck it, ANY felt, are we seriously letting her get away with this??? one of you has to STOP THIS!!! FUCK!!!! corpse parts??? from CALLIOPE???? BIG MAN'S DEAD SISTER???? cali b would NOT be happy to hear about this... 🛳️🚢📢🔔🔊🔊 😁😁😁 BIT OF AN ISOMETRIC EXERCISE???? 😁😁😁 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ ___ / /\ / /::\ / /::\ / /::\ /__/\ /__/\ / /::\ / /:/\:\ / /:/\:\ /__/:/\:\ \ \:\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ \:\ _\_ \:\ \:\ \__\:\ / /::\ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:| /__/:/\:\ \:\ /__/\ \:\ \:\ / /::\ __/ /:/\/ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/\:\ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\_\::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\_\:\ / /:/__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\_\/ \ \:\/:/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \ \:\_\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \ \::/ \__\/ \__\/ \ \:\ ~~ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ / /:/_ / /:/ / /::\ /__/\ / /:/ /\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \ \:\ / /:/ /:/_ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ \__\:\ /__/:/ /:/ /\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\_\:\ / /::\ \ \:\/:/ /:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ / /:/\:\ \ \::/ /:/ \__\::/ \__\::/ / /:/__\/ \ \:\/:/ / /:/ / /:/ /__/:/ \ \::/ /__/:/ /__/:/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ /__/\ / /:/ / /::\ \ \:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \__\:\ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ / /:/\:\ \__\/ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/__\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \:\ /__/:/ / /:/ \ \:\_\/ \__\/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ __ / /:/ \:\ / /::\____ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/ / /\ /__/:/ \ \:\ /__/:/\:::::\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ / /:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/~|:|~~~~ \__\/ \:\_\/ \ \:\/ /:/ \ \:\ | |:| \ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\ | |:| \__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ |__|:| \__\/ \__\/ \__\| 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 #GoldBloodGrindset #WeAreSoNotPassingThisSweepsAuditYouGuys #LiterallyCrying #IThoughtWeLivedInASociety #YouveGotToBePissingMe #Damnara #DamnThatBitchStraightToRetirementHiveHell #ThatStupidFuckingConnivingCunt #FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou #YouFlatAssFuglyFuckcuntFrothingFangNookedFuckstupidFuckcuntSmellyBovineHornedBITCH #UGH #EW #STAY #THE #FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK #AWAY-FROM-ME #IF-ANYONE-NEEDS-A-SHRINK-YOU-DO #NOT-ME #FUCK #didntevenWANTtheneedles #please-stop #IF-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-IS-GOOD-FOR-YOU #someone-cute-save-me-pls ✨👑💛 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY DOING REAL WORK.
꧁ishethat bigofaman? imean. iknowhe's... immense. in a way.꧂
Roewzi, dearest, darling, beloved friend. Will this interfere with my appointment with the Handmaid?
🙃😌 if you spent less time choking on the carpeting 😌🙃 👎🤞✌️ and more time keeping your word to me ✌️🤞👎 👌🫶 that might register ☝️🤏🤌 🫙 and shes thinking about putting ME in a jar 🫙 😖😵👎 what a sick joke 👎😖😵 🤏🫳🫴 the best and most you can do for me is stay the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck away from whatever dummy dumb stuff she tries to pull, i am NOT having my standing with you sold short over this👋🤙✌️
Not/// Not me, right/// I enjoy your company and all, but I don't think I can handle that level of workplace bond/ing/ And, for the record, it's not that I *haven't* kept my word to you, it's that I had someone to, ahem, treat, first/ My schedule's opened up after tolight/
😨😰😶🌫️ rainnnnnnnnnnncheck maybe on tolight??? 😶🌫️😨😰 👌✋ i enjoy OUR company and all, and believe me, im just as happy to be an enabler of you keeping your word, but if @handMaid keeps her word im going to be real short on temper, attention span, demands, really, just about everything possible, whole inventory, short supply, soooo 🤚👌 😖👎👎👎 who wants to see that? right??? tough sell! ❌🚫NO🚫❌ thank you! you deserve me at my handiest, biggest, and brightest!!! 👎👎👎😖 🤌🤏 such discerning taste deserves rewarding...at a later date!!! 🤟✌️
SHE'S BUSY TOLIGHT. FUCK BACK OFF INTO YOUR SQUEAKBEAST HOLE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ UMMMM!!!! WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP???? }*A*{ }*A*{ }*A*{ }*A*{ oh my god. PLEASEEEE BE ALIVE STILL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🫶🫶🫶 i just had...the BEST...SLAYBORDAY...of my life...i couldnt EVEN...post it...when todayborday WAS slayborday...🫶🫶🫶 🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllamitous COD ALMIGHTY!!!. A SCALES-AND-ALL SEADWELLER HELTER SKELTER SEABED SOURCED SENSATION HAS BRrRRRRRrrRREACHED THE SURFACE OF SKY REFLECTING OCEANTOP STARDOM. AND I GOT TO 👀PEAK???👀 SHE IS ABSOLUTELY *BLINDING* WITH OTHERWORLDLY RADIANT ABYSSAL ENERGY!!! SLAYBORDAY. OR ANY OTHERABORDAY!!! I AM LITERALLY SHAKING MY HANDS AT THE SHEER AUDACITY OF THIS AQUATIC ACHIEVEMENT!!! AND YET?!?!? THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME? MY HANDS. ALL PSIONIC SEVEN, EIGHT, OR NINE OF THEM!!! WRINGING THEM OUT AND FEARING MY EYES MIGHT START MELTING STRAIGHT OUT OF MY SKULL!!! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH THIS GAL KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!!! HOW TO GET KRUNK!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO...how to...how to make a party guy cry...🫳🫴🫳🫴🫳🫴 🦐🍸 when she gets absolutely SLIZZARDED IN on appleteensie AVALANCHES after a long grueling day of FELT FAM FAMILIARIZATION!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh! best initiation maybe ever??? #EatYourPusherOutHandMaid @handMaid jk jk jk unless🍸🦐 ✨🌊❌🌊❌🚨🌊❌🚨🌊❌🚨🚨 you think you knew nautical nonsense??????????? nawwwwww that was the SHALLOW END, BESTSEAS!!!!! this slayborday this gal said BRINE IT ON and brought THE DEEP!!!!!✨🌊❌🚨🌊❌🚨🌊❌🚨🌊❌🚨 🦑🦑🦑 behold the woman. the myth. the absolute barnacle-braced-and-braving, trench-tearing, kelp-swilling, deep-pressure-diving disaster-bringing MASTERpiece...THE CALAMITY CULTIST!!!!!! @veritysGleam 🦑🦑🦑 🍸🐙🫧❌ SHE'S NO ORDINARY SEAWORTHY DEEP SEA DWELLER. IT GOES DEEPER THAN THE MARIANA. SHE'S NOT JUST A PARTY GIRL. NONE ARE MORE TURBULENT THAN THE MIGHTIEST TSUNAMI LIKE SHE IS. SHE'S NOT JUST A BAR CRAWLER. SHE SELLS SUREFIRE SEASHORE SEA SHELL SELLING SEACOURSES BY THE SEASHORE!!! SHE CAN DO A JELLY SHOT FASTER THAN A BELLY GOT ROOM TO FILL PAST EACH GILL!!!! SHE IS A WALKING DEPTH CHARGE OF CHAOTIC ENERGY UNMATCHED!!!!! WHO NEEDS A LIFE VEST WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE? SINK OR SWIM SHE STILL COMES OUT ON TOP!!!! ❌🍸🐙🫧 👇🫡🪖 meet the exec-in-training: 🪖🫡👇 💥💥💥 MIZZZZZZZZ CALAMITY CULTIST 💥💥💥 🟠🟠🟠 HICARI AHYMZAAAAAA 🟠🟠🟠 👆this good time ticker is one unhinged, unmatched, and unmoored mood intoxicator, a true initiative-taking shot-pounder, and true to name, always CALAMITOUSLY arrives with a CULTISH DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT, flask in fin, a the CRAY CRAYfishest stories ssssstraight out of pocket, and absolutely no intention of letting the bar tab survive -- uncalculated like krill in a feeding frenzy (take THAT bottom feeders!)👆 🦈🍹🌊 we were having the BEST slayborday weekend EVER and i cannot beREEF this woman hasnt been in my life for like. all of it?!?!?!? im still plucking pieces out of my hair from the bar stool she used to fucking CCCCCCCCCCCCCLAWaunch herself into the chandelier until it gave out!??!???!! or the time we TIDE-ALLY got our drinks mixed up and nearly saw stars before our necks craned back on the beachhhhhhhhhh like auuuuuuuuuuughghghgh!!! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss-sea!!!! 🦈🍹🌊 🫳🫳🫳 and not to mention???? a surprise visit from @caliBorn?????? i know its tooooootally not kosher to tell an itty bitty exaggewation about the DIRENESS of his need...but omg the way his jaw UNHINGED when he saw the shit hicari got up to i just could not fucking BELIEVE it...i WISH we had pictures of the damages, honestly, for the legislacerators alone, that couldve made things dicey, hush, hush, hahahaha🫳🫳🫳 🫶 we laughed, we cried, i think we bonded on a level even some hatchmates never muster??? 🫶 🧿🧿🧿 did you know some trolls can ACTUALLY COMMUNE with LITERAL HORRORTERRORS?!?!? like???? JUST CASUALLY?!?!?! LIKE THAT IS A THING THEY CAN DO?!?!?! SLAYBORDAY WEEKEND MADE THAT SHIT. CRYSTAL CLEAR. AUGH!!!!! i could NOT let the horroterror badge go unupgraded...this girl had TALENT out the WATERY WAZOO and you KNOW the #Felt just HAD to get her inducted into her closely knit little group A$AP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🧿🧿🧿 #CalamityCultist #HicariAhymza #ReppedHard #TheFelt #Slayborday #SlaybordayWeekend #BrinePittedAgainstOneAnother #Caliborn #Abyssed #TheShotPoundingSiren #DeepSeaDiva #CalamitouslyCaughtUpInSome #FishyBusiness #CertifiedCalamitous #ActualAbyssalGold #NSFW #ESPECIALLY #IfThereArePicturesOMG 🫧🍸 CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM SOBS AND SEAWATER AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ NOOOO!!!! };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ OUR LUNCH PLANSSSS!!!! };ᯅ;{ }TᯅT{ };ᯅ;{ </3 </3 </3 </3 #krillingmyself #wannafry }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ yayyyy! };3;{ #yay #bringyourneedles #fournospacificreefsonatoll #thankiesseayousoon }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm! wait, hey! helloooo! @charmeuseCaressing }*A*{ }*A*{ whats all that four???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre trying to give her a pitchy itchy 1, you kinda already did it babes! now she like! wants to GUT you! }@____@{ are you GOOD???? }>A<{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
😩😞 omgggg you shouldve said so sooner!!! i tooootally wouldve!!!! if i had any idea which needles you were talking abt 😔👌 🖐️👋 the hand (me downs) maid is having a nepogrubby normal one about losing something and needs someone pretty to blame 🖐️🤚
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh.... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ wellll! since the 3 of us are cowhelkers nowwww.... maybe we could help her? }>3>{ to like! maximize our joint slay later!!!! }6u6{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ {also like! nepogrubbies arent even a THING! theyre lying to you babes....! they made that up to disclaminate against the upper class!!!! #flakesfourthought} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🙄👈 literal actual god forbid a bad bitch like a post a few times for a funny 👉🙄 #Chairministrangling #BoughtTheLikesAward #EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsBoughtAccount #WhoWouldEvenPayForAChittrAccount #TheyreLiterallyFree 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🎱⏰😁👋 oh scratch dᵃaᵃaᵃaᵃddy~ @scratchDoctor✌️👋😁⏰🎱💚 ✨👔💛 HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY XXXECUTIVE!!!!!!!! 💛👔✨ 🫶 OH MY GOLD OH MY GOLD OH EM G OH MY GOLD 🫶 it's your 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐘???? time to promote it to my PERMANENTLY embedded calendar crosspopupated onto EVERY device i ever own!!!!🎉🎂 the one (1) day where the timeline REVOLVES around who it motherfucking OUGHT TO???? out LOUD????⏰✨ i am GAGGED!!!! and yet no cue balls? huh! what's that about?📊🎈 💼💚 I HAVE ALWAYS 💚FELT💚 A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT YOU 💚💼 🏆 i've crunched the numbers bestie (and i ALWAYS crunch the numbers~! 📈) and the data indicates you are OFFICIALLY one (1) year more POWERFUL, more RADIANT, and more DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE than the previous temporal cycle!!! AND YET? i feel EXACTLY as dedicated to repping you good and proper because hot DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? for as long as ive existed...i shuddered to the small of my back at the base of my piddly widdle torso pillar at the STORIES about OLD SCRATCH...the unseen orchestrations of our great empires progress...the MAN on the MOON who stares unblinking without eyes...the one who TAMED the UNRULY DEMONESS...aughghhg!!! nothing? has? ever? made? me? feel? quite? the? same? way? if only she properly took to it! aHAH! 💅🔥 🫵AS YOU DO🫵 ✨📋 as an omniscient: YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BESTIE~!!! and we will NEVER age out of agreeing on that!!! #WhiteFox #MrComplexSugars #AngelCake😉✨ 💫😤🫵 BIRTHDAY DIRECTIVES 🫵😤💫 ✨you WILL accept these digital tributes!!! digitALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!!! 🎂 youll meet me after office hours for some yummyyyy caaaakeeeeee🎉🎂✨🍰🥳🍑 🎁 you WILL be made to feel like the NARRATIVE HIMSELF!!!! the story is told BY and ABOUT YOU!!!! 💋 you WILL let me shower you with affection (it's TAX DEDUCTIBLE as a BUSINESS EXPENSE under ✨EMOTIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE INVESTMENT so dw no charges strings terms or conditions apply✨)!!! 🕺 you WILL dance like EVERYONE is watching (as they SHOULD be???) 👑✨ 💛you WILL find my behavior preordained and any punishment(s) therein for impossibly defying expectation already all ready for! 💛 EXECUTIVESCLUSIVE ACCES (∞) [NEW!!!] 💛 i'm offering you UNLIMITED ACCESS to my 🟢 CONSULTING SERVICES 🟢 which includes but is NOT LIMITED TO: moral support. rapport-building tips and tricks, secret hacks for finding that stitch that doesnt sit right, full seam massage services for the finer in life, around the clock entityhood appraisal, professional portfolio review, and COMPLIMENTARY headpats (long as you sit still like a GOOD DOC for your EXAMINATION😤💅)!!! 🐾 Cujo has been BRIEFED AHEAD OF TIME cause we ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME and is standing by with FLAVORED CONFETTI in his mouth!!! he's ready to execute business plan : FOREVER INEVITABLE!!! 🐕💋 (he's very professional about it, dw, dw, i trained him myself, he's got a GREEN TIE and everything!!!) 💚🎀✨ ⏰ THE CLOCK IS TICKING BESTIE ⏰ 💛but NOT towards doom or some eventual end!!! towards CAKE!!! towards PRESENTS!!! towards ME potentially LOSING MY GOOD SENSES because WOWZAH is it getting HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IN HERE or are you JUST THAT HOT AT THE NEW BIG AGE???? FINE WINES MOVE OVER...THE NEW TURN OF PHRASE IS DOC SCRATCH AT THE TURN OF A CENTURY...WHOOWEEE...talk about citizen number one!🥵💼💚 😤💫STAY BIRTHDAY-PILLED!!! AND HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY IF YOU CHOOSE TO CELEBRATE??? 😤💫 #GreenSunGrindset #ConsummateProfessionalism #CakeInbound #MyBirthdayBestie #Chairministrangling #GoldStandardForHappyBirthdays #PremiumGoodTime #DocScratchedAnItch #ThisTimeIsAboutTime #TheNationOfUrSentBalloons #Ughhhhhhhhh #YesImFlirting #ItsInTheBudgetBestie #NSFW #Violence #Fast-Gif #EditOverlay #SameThighRatioBTW #HopeOmniscienceMeansYouveGotMyNumber #BirthdayBoy✨🎱💚 🟢✨ CHARMS REMAINS ONLINISCIENT.
😁👋 YOU KNOW IT DIRKFRIEND!!!!!✌️👋😁 🤏 will this go to my head? A LITTLE FUCKING BIT!!!! 👈 😁😁😁 doesnt make it ANY LESS SPECIAL given how often you lose yours!!! even the prettiest dolls still have heads that twist and leap from their shoulders under the right circumstances huh? just...ughghhghgh!!! thank you??? thank you. absolutely, positively, no shade!!! thanks for keeping it real!!!! 😁😁😁 🟢✨ CHARMS REMAINS ONLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
What a remarkably thorough birthday presentation. You will, I am sure, forgive me for declining to comment publicly on every item included in your tribute. Some gifts are best acknowledged with a degree of discretion, particularly when their contents would make the accompanying cake appear almost prudish by comparison. Though I should correct one misconception. Knowing precisely what you intended to send me did not make receiving it any less enjoyable. Omniscience has never prevented appreciation. It merely allows me to begin appreciating certain presents somewhat early. Thank you, Charms. Your enthusiasm has been noted, your calendar entry is unnecessary, Cujo's preparations are commendable, and the photographs were exceptionally thoughtful. I expect you already knew which of those compliments mattered most.
😁👋✌️omg hey bestiesssssssssss✌️👋😁 🤫does ANYBODY else remember hit alternian tv show THAT'S SO RAVENOUS™????🫢 🤟🫰caught a few reruns and my widdle poochisimo was HOWLING laughing!!!🫰🤟 #Chairministrangling #Relaxmaxxing #Flashy #CW-Flashing-Lights #Fast-GIF #Bright-Lights #NostalgiaPackage #MemoryLaneAcquired #NowChargingAllWhoPass #ThatSoRavenous #MemoryLaneMonday #WhoAlwaysRembers #HeadEmpty #BroadcastingBroadly #TVBroads 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🫰🫰🫰 ~ATH do us part bbycakes... 🫰🫰🫰 #Chairministrangling #GoingViralBBY 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
II have been through the code, chiittr ii2 a viiru2.
🤫 #Chairministrangling 🎱 CHARMS is ETERNITY IS A DISH BEST SERVED CUNTY AND COLD.
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∘☽ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? ☾∘
🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲PASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, 🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲 👉🎲➰🔄 looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss😁🎲➰🔄👈 ✨🗑️❌🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🚨 menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!✨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌ 🤝🤝🤝 behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, grind-governing, polyquandary-preferring calamitous cavern cartographer...THE MAMASBOY OF THE SWEEP!!!!!! @tautologicalTechnique!!!! tautological...taught a logical...taught a logical technique...OH I LOVE PUNS!!!! YIPPEE! SO FUN AND INTERESTING! moving on,🤝🤝🤝 ⛰️🎲🐉❌ HE'S NO ORDINARY CAVERN MASTER. HE'S A MANAGER OF MULTIPLICIOUS MATRIARCHAL MATRIMONIES. HE'S NOT JUST A BHILDR. HE'S A BOUNTIFUL BEHOLDER OF BOUNDLESS BLOODLINE BOUNTY. GOT AN ANCESTOR? THIS GUY HAS PROBABLY HEARD OF THE MYTHICAL HOT MESS!!! HE'S NOT JUST INVENTOR. HE'S AN ILLUMINATED ILLUSTRATOR OF INFINITE INTIMACY INTERFACING INTERCONNECTED INTERESTS INWARDLY INVITED TO TOPPLE THE TABLETOPPLING TABLE!!!! HE IS A WALKING CAMPAIGN SETTING OF CALCULATED COMPASSION INDUCING CHAOTIC CHARM WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS PALADIN-ALIGNED (AND NEVER OATHBREAKER) THROUGH THE POWER OF UNASSAILABLE MATERNAL MAGNITUDE ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS QUADRANT LIMITS WHEN YOU'RE A TROLL LIKE HE??SERIOUSLY??????????? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHO ROLLS FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE!❌⛰️🎲🐉 👇🫡📜 introducing: 📜🫡👇 💥💥💥 THE MAMASBOY BEHOLDER💥💥💥 🟩🟩🟩 GYGAAX BHILDR (ughhh roll to slaaaaaaaay) 🟩🟩🟩 🕰️🐲📜there are no words to do it justice...FYI??? that hair clip??? it is hiding something...and that something? is talent. pure unbridled legendarily attuned. talent. and let me tell you. in the hours i have taken to know him. nothing could have prepared me to attune to legendary and/or mythological artifacts (ancestral weapons, gamblignants, supercharged jujus belonging to former handmaids) better than THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! GYGAAAAX!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! 🕰️🐲📜 🫱🎲 CHARMS is NEXT IN TURN ORDER. AFTER GYGAAX BHILDR.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < E-eheh??!?!? I-I don't know what t'say...!!! I-it was a real...easy attunement process, w-wands are LITERALLY starting equipment...!!! H-honestly, ewe probably coulda figured it out all on yer lonesome, tinkerin' about all curious-like!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < G-glad...I could uh...inspire such a...such a wild and...provocatively flamboyant, er, response, Charms, never a dull moment, eheh...!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < L-let me know if ya need any more pointers...fer those...chopsticks, ya called 'em...??? Jujus like that are real rare, 'n I'd love t'take a closer look at 'em sometime for uh...realism!!! In Caverns 'n Cullbeasts Exotic and Legendary tables...j-just fer a quick few ganders 'n peaks...!!!
YOU HAVE MARKED YOURSELF FOR DEATH. #OMAEWAMOUSHINDEIRU.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh! Is that. Is that s'pposed t'be a bad thing? Sorry, I uh...I've still got three Death Saving Throws t'make. 'n all my Spellslots...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe had a long day, or so I've heard...maybe uh...maybe you ought t'take a nice Long Rest, or several? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < #OmaeWaShindeiHowDoYouDo
DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST A USELESS. PISS-WEAK. RUSTBLOOD LAMB. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YET. BUT I WILL REMEMBER THIS. AND YOU WILL BE MADE TO PAY. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
(Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> I mean...if yer threatenin' me or my friends...or their...lusii? I don't mind settlin' things while yer underleveled...that'd be on you, girlie. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...But I'd really prefer not to...? I ain't got no ill will with ewe! Roewzi asked me fer a helpin' frond, and as a friend, I was right happy to. I'd have done th'same if ewe asked me fer a solid. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Granted. Before you started shakin' yer fist at the sky swearin' vengeance...sheesh!
KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING DIAMONDS TO YOURSELF. CONCILIAWHORE.
(Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <3< <3< <3< 'n ewe, quit litterin' if ewe don't want people unlockin' th'secrets of yer magic stickin' points...!!!! How hard would it have been t'pluck th'lil used syringes outta yer ass-beaten nemesister? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Everyone knows ya loot the drops after ya beat the BBEG!!!!
🫰🫵🫶i am so keeping the title, i dont give a fuck🫶🫰🫵 🫸📅📆🫷you can (try to) have it when its up for renewal in a fiscal sweep🫷📅📆🫸 #Chairministrangling #CopyBirthrite #GettingRustyWithAge #YouWillHaveToGetUpMuchEarlier #IfYouWantCharmsOfYourOwn 🔴 CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
N⬡w THAT'S what I call upward m⬡mentum! Y⬡u miss 100% ⬡f the pr⬡m⬡ti⬡ns y⬡u d⬡n't steal fr⬡m ⬡ther interested parties while they aren't l⬡⬡king, by f⬡rce if necessary. #Yasking #Flayyy #Wel⬡vet⬡seeit #Chairmancing #Lurkedinp⬡sting #Business #War #Phil⬡s⬡phy #W⬡rkplacerivalry - MC R⬡se🌹
🥹🫰🤟omg im literally crying,,,,,yy,,,y o u were at my side all along,,,my guiding mentor light🤟🫰🥹 🫶🫶so fucking true bestie, i knew i was right to idolize and idol eyes you, snffffff🫰🫰 #Chairministrangling #YasFlayyyy #ChairmancersGetShitDone #BusinessManaged #HostilesInWorkplaceEliminated 🟡 CHARMS is NOT DISTURBED.