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Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set ๐ 12 Sweeps exec experience ๐ Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)๐ ๐ Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! ๐NO HANDOUTS!๐
๐ซถโจโฐ๐๐ซถ do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! ๐ซถโจ๐โฐ๐ ๐๐๐ THE ๐ GAVEL ๐ HAS ๐ DROPPED ๐ AND ๐ THE ๐ WINNER ๐ IS ๐ YOU!!!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซตโจ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)โจ๐ซต ๐ค๐ I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! ๐โฐโจ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ๐ซถ๐โฐ๐ ๐โจ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) โจ๐ ๐๐ some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little โจfiscal maintenanceโจ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! ๐ ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ BUT BESTIE!!!!!! ๐โ ๏ธ ๐ซถ๐assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! ๐๐ซถ ๐โจ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! โจ๐ ๐๐ซต do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) ๐ซต๐ *หขแตแตแต แตแตสณแตหข แตโฟแต แถแตโฟแตแถฆแตแถฆแตโฟหข แตแตสธ แตแตแตหกสธ ๐ข๐ this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! ๐ข๐ ๐โฐ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES โฐ๐ ๐ซถโจ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! โจ๐ซถ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ซต FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...๐ซต ๐๐ enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! ๐๐ #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lightsโจ๐๐โฐ๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
I believe acclaims are in order for you as well Ms. Charms. That's quite the sale you've made. Might I ask a question about the payment schedule?
๐๐๐ you first skankzilla ๐ช๐๐ช ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ you can ask!!!! no promises it wont be a well kept trade secret ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Who's days are being counted for the payment schedule? Depending on how that works would Mr. Vantas not have effectively infinite time with the use of his new wands?
DOES GIVING AWAY MY NEEDLES MEAN YOU ARE PRESENTLY UNARMED.
๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ฅฐ sorryyyyyy!!! all purchase transactions are final! ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ชโ besides you are 48 payments tooooo early to be making those offers to 24K! they belong to me, they are on lease and payment plan to him ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐๐ and to think i just got through praising you for reading...so close! as mentioned above, theyre his days. time since acquiring. a lil running counter on the needles themselves independent of outside progression... ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ช think of it like the tiny crystal doodads that oscillate to keep most fancy shmancy elite watches working!!!! it keeps track of time since acquiring the wand...not the surrounding mechanism. he could go back in time right now ten thousand years...the wands (and corresponding app) will still track miles wracked up! ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค better analogy: like a scuttlebuggy!!!! a tamper proof odometer! โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐ ๐ i am NEVER unarmed damara ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed ๐๐๐ โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ and more about who is ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
In that case my offer stands, I'll give you double his bid. One payment.
๐๐๐ double his payment is ๐ช๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค exactly the same bid ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ชโ i would have to refund 24K, torch my credibility, and accept exactly the same amount of the principle loan ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ youll understand if this isnt a particularly compelling offer yes? when i value relations and intentions over raw $$$ # amount ๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ฅฐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
I lost like eighty caegar on that bet/
๐๐๐ need a way to recuperate some big losses with even BIGGER gains? ๐ธ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
What is it this time///
๐๐๐ฐ why, BYOB, bestie ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ต be your own boss be your own bestie be your own bailout ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ ๐ชโฐ๐ช be your own buy ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ BE YOUR OWN BUSINESS! ๐๐๐ ๐ฅฐโจ๐ฅฐ tonight? i like you. so no charge, no cost, no obligations, no questions asked, 180 caegar (80 in principal amount + 100 REPRIEVE APPROVED as a sign-on bonus and goodwill gesture) in your account before COB (close of boss / bestie / bailout / buy / business) ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค ๐๐ฅ๐ and as long as you repay within the apogee, that is at NO charge to you, empowering you to make the decisions you need, in a GOUGE LATER payment structure that can be broken up into fourths, eighths, fortnites, or sixteenths of the principal loan amount!!! anyway you slice it, that's savings, babey!!! ๐ชโฐ๐ช ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
How about you BYOB as in, br/ing your obstinate body, over to the West W/ing/// I'm not *stupid* enough to go into a time-cont/ingent loan with the troll with *the* time needles/ You'll probably send me a scour (troll century for any humies read/ing this) forward and demand interest/
๐คโจ๐ค you WOUND me! ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ but sure, was worth a shottttttt~! ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ seeya at the West Wing, pretty thing~! we'll #WORK something out๐๐๐ฐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
That wounds you/// How frail are you///
๐โจ๐ currently? puny porcelain princess ๐ค๐๐ค ๐โจ๐ thats because of one troll in particular and a very โ๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค VERY ๐ฅฐโจ๐ฅฐ ๐โจ๐ temporary setback ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Oops. Accidentally found myself prattling on about my "bradsona" as my girlfriend calls it
โ๏ธ๐ธโ๏ธ sounds like what you need is a brand new BRANDsona!!! ๐ต๐ค๐ค ๐๐๐๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
#sickness recโ๏ธvery cโ๏ธmpleted~!!! That really sucked, but I guess it did give me sโ๏ธme semi needed time tโ๏ธ myself sโ๏ธ I'll fโ๏ธrgive the pโ๏ธwers at be fโ๏ธr like, making bed ridden :}
๐๐๐ฐ and now that youre done being bed ridden ๐๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ you can get rid of that bed! ๐ช๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐ค time to RISE and GRIND and start coughing up caegar (up 4% on the intergalactic money market since you last snoozed!) instead of phlegm (no market value, non-fluctuating appraisal) ๐ช๐๐ช ๐ ๐๐ while your body was pressure cooking your illness, the market heated up with anything but stillness!!! we are talking puts that will not stay put! stocks that stalk record highs!!!! the time to make generational wealth is literally NOW ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ or you know, hand it off to let someone like me do it ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ #Chairministrangling #Stonks #LineGoUp #DiamondHands #Goldrushing ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Do you know how much work I would have to do to get those tits for that costume horse man? Why would you want to see that @craftsmanToxophilite
8=l < I have been specifically called out 8=l < Put the work in, Hal 8=l < Do it 8=l < I command you
@charmeuseCaressing 8=l < Please, pretty Charms 8=l < Help me out here 8=l < I will owe you e%actly one favor https://chittr.ing/profile/heartMarauder/0663f2e9-76e2-4e63-83bf-6c1779778083
๐๐๐ awww, you know i cant say no to a little hostile takeover when someone begs so nicely! enjoy your bid offer spread of gross domestic product! ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ assuming OP delivers...you got a shipment incominggggg! ๐ค๐ธ๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.