turnback tuesday the lilest beat some shit i wrote as lil beat years and years ago epic rap battles of all time rough draft dave strider versus voooooooooooooooldemooooooooooooooort begin heres tom torn and riddled apart with an answer that left him leadlined dave spell checked your dipshit diary (gun in hand) and redlined (bop) bitch be like "you ruined my dream journal" damn right i fuckin did whore the crux of which so ugly its like a gas station toilet skid found you some bullet points as hollow as the fangs of a basilisk beast no one wants to hunt or find out where or why that ass is tsk gonna slytherin your mom give her a kid she really wants instead of an avadacadacrobrat straight out the vat in two punts you obliviated abortion why cant you take a hint rather than rez your face a portion homies in azkaban a stint bout to slap the eyes straight off of the back of your head take some creative liberty or die with the snake shit you shed call me long bottom the way my ass drags this out instead cuz (take that bitch alive) aint what dumbledork said never met a muddled muggle mugger mugged like you inside a story as the dude age seven two dunked on by highschool hunky dorry better fetch yourself a wig before i snatch a wand thats elder or we can revisit your mom cause i know its been a while somebody had held her epicrapbattles offffffff all time you won dave decides shit i already said that shit
dude2 larpiing a rap battle wiith volde-fuckiing-mort on my chiittr feed. bro get on the game need2 you.
i cannot think of a single solitary thing more important or better put the fuck to use of my time than blowing you in particular the fuck off on this request epic rap battles ofalltiiime
no u tiny