@insufferablePrick — #nsfw
you cant trust a guy who doesnt know where tf the urethra is bitches be aimless no sense of direction in life fated by mandate of heaven to wander without purpose or resolve forever prolly doesnt wash too
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the...Read more
beak reveal been on this okey doke ass website long enough if i was a bird my bitch ass would absolutely be a magpie just an fyi
fuck you mean horny jades on the timeline bull every jade i have ever spoken to is a god fearing woman having an existential crisis about a person on a planet she has shrunk to the size of a commemorative snowglobe never once have i ever met a horny jade you made that shit up
new aesthetic becoming so ironic that i loop back around to being sincere and then ironically sincere about my sincerity i keep this going until i achieve perpetually indefinite motion on my dick then i use it to get off
i would invite the fuck out of archibald leland sutter to my quinceañera if his bitchass was around years and years ago man id be like ayo archieeeeeee and hed hit me with the 💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨 https://i.imgur.com/hH9x2Qu.png
absence makes the heart go fondle her
🎤 aight bet 🎤 🔇 🔈 🔉 🔊 lets slam some poetry chucklefuck heads i win gettin tail you lose too i aint gotta take this shit in lieu of a bro who only pops off like a motherfuckin screw you wouldnt believe the shit ive slain and slew call me postal the way im goin fuckin off on you shove my hand so far up your ass mid hokey vocation your next snuff puppet film can be shot on location youre built like a wikihow on gettin pepper sprayed you write like a bitch in heat jealous n gettin spayed just cause your sex life is virtually nonexistent dont mean im a clone of your brother whose distant...Read more
if my tentacles were my tentacles in that if i had tentacles shit would be so cash life would be on easy mode i would have that shit on lock like it would be over for all yall they would be shaped like a half completed gear the bevels the the teeth pieces that lock together and stuff and they would squish loudly around dumb fools necks for tryna step to me i would have their bitch asses snapped clean motherfucking in half call that a remix of your lifespan run a studio fade to black straight up cut content your life is lost media hahaha
call me psycho the way that im sexual clip that shit wordlessly out of contextual she steps on my face without reason to strife call that bitch my fated sole purpose in life droppin manifestos like bodies bouta catch these hands hand in unloveable hand cheerlead from the stands mirror mirror on the wall whos most baller of em all d strider thats lil beat d-a-v-e playin fuckin ball read reread the shit that we spit and we vetted our own shits on you dipshit kickin it solo and forever alone slap that micro schween on a tech deck n then get it twisted glad you star in snuff the way you can get fu...Read more
like am i just violently unaware how in the minority i am about this tell me im fucking crazy so i can acknowledge the turn and burn rubber room im in am i just cuckoo for cocoa puffs looney bargain bin discount insane i thought using time powers for sex was hot you know infinite edging replay the greatest hits overstimulation overlapping orgasms scratch table but the tatas serve as the discs looping is it fucking not
ok ok constructive criticism taken yall didnt vibe with the last post and i fuck with that left the target audieass audience so instead who up tryna get they butt hole licked also a science project btw theres like a conference and everything
who up tryna get they butt licked its for science dw dw school project
im gonna totally jack @imJunior ’s shit with some technicolor ass sparkly hoo ha ass jank limewire technologies get me a twink badge and program its shit to be hereditary so @itsDirk has to wear it you come swinging for the kinging best not hear no ringing i will visit unto you torment your eyes will blot out with more bleeding than most heads should reasonably have in them and when youre done you will behold the ugliest dumbass badge that ever was dont tell jr to remove my heard earned skill gotten gains and badges
how long can a person not breathe and still be ok asking for kink reasons not because im concerned about someones safety or wellbeing
a̾h̾ ̾f̾u̾c̾k̾ t̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳a̳i̳n̳t̳ ̳g̳o̳o̳d̳ https://i.imgur.com/5fHdITU.png #unreality #horror #bodyhorror #eyehorror #nsfw
@cuttlefishCabbalist ok im gonna be so real i thought we were fucked categorically genie schlonged when you said you actually wished for something right after i told you why we dont do any wishes remember the whole dont draw outside the lines dont think outside the box well you can just forget that i guess because the shit that you said got us closer to your god tier bed than weve ever before been but i guess thats true of every step why the fuck did samwise gamgee say that anyway does he know does he fucking know that every step he takes will be the furthest he has ever been fromthe shire d...Read more
@cuttlefishCabbalist first bump in the road miss maams madam dolorosa aka porrim maryam think of this like a not so short shortcut weve got to appease her to get through to the next part imma sit back and letchu solve this one actually because frankly shits a bit complex from where i am and plus you got that finmenine touch that no anemone of mine is an enemy of me attitude so like its all you girl own the creepy freaky night https://i.imgur.com/ZpvM45l.png
@cuttlefishCabbalist dont worry despite everything its not you dont get it twisted you arent some freaky giant sea abomination you wanna keep it that way dont wind up like that guy sorry sack of shit tried to bring something back that wasnt ready only unlike in stephen kings pet cemetery that shit has bigger consequences every action has a horrible cosmic reaction push and pull jump and fall leap and land entropy and shit ok i shouldnt have pretended like i knew what the opposite of that was but you get the idea dont think about giant feferi and there wont be a giant feferi just a god feferi almost the...Read more
@cuttlefishCabbalist stay close to me please i dont like this shit either you dont recognize any of the bodies in the lake no they do not look like your friends that is not a voice you know and you are not lonely you dont miss anybody here a single wish is a wish you ought to be motherfucking careful of it could ruin everything stay close to me and dont wander off #nsfw #bodyhorror #abstraction #stilllifes #backbubbles https://i.imgur.com/Fzv16zW.png
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you ca...Read more
freakass friday so i kind of always wanted to get with a fine thing who has a job or at least a steady stream of income not because im some kind of striderian gold digger joint account balance remixer or because i plan on jacking her shit 50 50 but i want her to be able to leave if she wants i want to be so secure in what we have together that im not scared if she can just up and leave one day with whatever she entered our partnership having because ill know if shes here its because she wants to be not because she has to be
can someone wipe my badges please i look like a fucking troll gangbang bukkake
every arbitrary bit of time that goes by without junior getting the digs back @itsDirk digs a shallower and shallower boy shawty grave as i unveil some of the most heinous shit ever said by this monstrous man ie “boobs are for the weak” “facecheck the pavement like a self respecting fucking adult” “if you have boobs i look down on you actually” “and i can barely look past the swollen tumor tatas on your face” “eyes up here” “like fucking where” “you are like two thirds pepperoni nipple”
@magicianChartreuse gentlemen i give you the future beef on the timeline lemme see if i cant pummel you online chuck a bad bitch a few taunts by voiceline cobbled sick shit together like nu frankenstein bitch you saltier than some pacific ass brine make like the dog you resemble n mf whine to be let out population of trout without a doubt will be impacted thumbs in your jaw whats in your mouth staring in awe ope its my down south suck it you bitch pummel worthy stitch cept this ohana means youre dead to me and no one gets left behind alive you see yo https://i.imgur.com/aQfKENj.gif
i could be a sexy secretary who leans over the copy machine when an inauspicious gust of wind lifts up my undercarriage like the lady from the commercials for pads if i wanted to
drawers all dropped balls fuckin wide post just flopped pissin mean tide cock on the mic call that beatin off dead fuckin silent til i turn my head n cough duck from somethin violent like multiple sclerosis pop prescription pills like my penis diagnosis um excuse me sir like what the actual hell smack that dumb shit off like its name was speak and spell SPELL OWNED AND ERECT Y-O-U? THAT IS CORRECT!
i get so much puss call me a virgin larper twist my dick up in it like she a pencil sharpner ass so waxed need my motherfucking shades fuck her and her bestie no longer bridesmaids i swing my sword connect my blade dutifully her cheeks are hot blazing red bootifully got me crawling bare bellied like my name was strider snake got me stalling on knees jellied like rainbow cake that ass yes this is another one about crocker please be cool
if i open the memory box for one of my memories and its not about that time in the future a bigass lady sits on me im slamming that shit shut and punting it i have no time for thoughts not conducive to getting me hella strung out on behind
you know what that is so fucking fair https://i.imgur.com/RGleAK1.png
yo yo yo angels to some demons to others what's with all these bad bitches in my @s wanting to be somebodys mothers nagging on my shit like you thought you had something ragging on my bit like you caught a hand lumping knuckle to knuckle face to fist breast in each hand call me mr kfc the way that i can fry this 1 pc nobody band no disrespect youll lose a war against the colonel youre picking through my shit for each stray trace and kernel sprite thats what you are right the drink but not the meal the thirst that gets spilled whenever lovers not fulfilled its over scram no @ when your pillow forts so ne...Read more
call me ip the way i urinate call me hm call me my property intellectual the way she fuck hold on ive got this