@insufferablePrick — #nsfwe
i cant do men man not because im homophobic not because im sexist not because i would love a woman any less if she decided hold up remix peach fuzz and pit hair now not because i would love a man any less if he were retroactively always a man all along because of timey wimey bullshit we still smoochin but i have never had an evil baddie woman not want to eat me alive when we hit it off its only weak willed dudes who are like gee willikers dave are you sure b b but i eat from there stfu yo ass up
i wish i watched more cartoons where odd shit happened growing up yall got all the cool fetishes and kinks about tying people to stuff im into some stuff that can and will require a reset checkpoint and time travel or it kills my ass
celebrating vore day on 8/8 but only partially and noncommittally by telling someone to suck my dick
WHO THE FUCK REPLACES ALL THE WIDE ASSED NAUGHTY PICS ON A GROWN ASS MANS LAPTOP WITH the picture
i fucking hate bullshit only affects clauses in fetish stories the abo rutting virus only affects men under thirty the werewolf anthro disease only affects women who shave their pubes the shrinking virus only affects men only women in their twenties take over the world in this matriarchal plot anybody older opted out and was like naw we got spice girls reruns to catch up on the pharaoh’s immobilization curse only affects women with c cups or greater is it really such a fucking boner killer if the new world order world building includes outcomes that dont wet your dicks whistle goddamn it is so imm...Read more
btw hide your pennies yall sollux dry beats it to a bigass copper baddie up in nyc he saw the one scene in ghostbusters that john slimes himself over when the statue of liberty comes to life and it radically altered his sexuality this dude folds like laundry on a clothesline he hopes snags on the sandal clad foot of the whole ass actual literal not metaphorical or exaggerated genuinely made of metal in the 1880s statue of liberty he saw aradiabot and was like what iif iit was green for no rea2on hehe hey eq could you relea2e an alt skiin please open 2ource iit
did yall know that @farmstinkButtlass used to have a gaiaonline rpverse account jade was suspicious as hell always minimizing windows when i walked by or when we shared screens and stuff getting all defensive about her art projects then i find the smoking gun cocked in the chamber she leaves her fucking window open onscreen while im helping her deal with some ransomware bs whole ass setting called hot dog shes got this whole animorphs inspired closed species thing going fucking crazy you know the drill original species do not steal energy but make it vintage internet and the NAMES the NAMES killed me...Read more
call my hair the crows nest the way my do be perched call it a bird baths rest the bitch be goddamn parched bob yo head weave back and forth on this dick and close up shave these pubes up drive a manic pixie dream girl fuckin sick wolf barkin out like use more lubes up ar arrr arrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo snatching a bitchs wig in between each verse stuck on repeat like yaint had time to rehearse trim the edgers taper the baby got back like another brother cant deny scissor a sister like i cant decide whether you should live or die
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the...Read more
@cuttlefishCabbalist first bump in the road miss maams madam dolorosa aka porrim maryam think of this like a not so short shortcut weve got to appease her to get through to the next part imma sit back and letchu solve this one actually because frankly shits a bit complex from where i am and plus you got that finmenine touch that no anemone of mine is an enemy of me attitude so like its all you girl own the creepy freaky night https://i.imgur.com/ZpvM45l.png
@cuttlefishCabbalist dont worry despite everything its not you dont get it twisted you arent some freaky giant sea abomination you wanna keep it that way dont wind up like that guy sorry sack of shit tried to bring something back that wasnt ready only unlike in stephen kings pet cemetery that shit has bigger consequences every action has a horrible cosmic reaction push and pull jump and fall leap and land entropy and shit ok i shouldnt have pretended like i knew what the opposite of that was but you get the idea dont think about giant feferi and there wont be a giant feferi just a god feferi almost the...Read more
so like i need to stress @cuttlefishCabbalist ive been through the bubbles before to help friends of ours get god tier post all that shit we went through it is never too late to lay your shit out on a slab and carve all uh freaky fogo de chão style but i need to stress we are not just going through time we are not just rewinding to when the dream bubbles are not just memories but waves of emotion and experience actively being visited we are traveling through space too real physical tactile touchy touch space which means the things you feel and do have actual consequences the names you ca...Read more
soft around the middle call that shit a filler arc that wimp that got extinguished was a former hero spark soft shit you aint shit lets talk shit you weeb too poor to share thoughts you mfing dumb plebe leave you like your troll east alternian so broken boasts about your power level aint all that all jokin no one takes you seriously in this life or the next its my fault youre not popular you bitch who hadnt sex isekai yourself then maybe attempt a redo of cleric flex reincarnate as a slime the way its you im solo leveling round out your edges soft as fuckall in a beveling a tax on your titan im slaying ...Read more
every chitter chit i schitt is copyright ip of ip thats me feel free to violate it though uwu