
did yall know that @farmstinkButtlass used to have a gaiaonline rpverse account jade was suspicious as hell always minimizing windows when i walked by or when we shared screens and stuff getting all defensive about her art projects then i find the smoking gun cocked in the chamber she leaves her fucking window open onscreen while im helping her deal with some ransomware bs whole ass setting called hot dog shes got this whole animorphs inspired closed species thing going fucking crazy you know the drill original species do not steal energy but make it vintage internet and the NAMES the NAMES killed me shess got characters named fuckin YIPPEE HURRAY HUZZAH just straight up celebration words rhyme or reason just yippee the macro wolf living his truth at like 50+ feet tall stepping on buildings and scratching his ass on big fuckmassive pine trees and sipping on river water so i tried to join in as an anon i was like "jade this is ironically hilarious let me get in on this ground floor ill make a character called FUCKYEAH the micro fox hell be like an inch tall and hell have a sassy attitude and a tiny leather jacket and he can hang his stuff on like toothpick coatracks and shit and steal crumbs" fucking REJECTED she looked me dead in the digital eyes through our pesterchum window and said dave thats not on brand for the celebration theme NOT ON BRAND so now im sitting here realizing my best friend has a whole taxonomy of woohoo themed macro furry yahoos and i cant even get fuckyeah the micro fox into the canon continuity of the series do you know how that feels? do you know what its like to be gatekept from your beastie besties weird size kink adoptable universe by BRANDING GUIDELINES? well i did so i tanked her reputation for the next three years with flamewars and spam and shit talking until being a lassie or being a prick became a bannable offense didnt even mean to i thought she was going to fucking kill me but you know what this psycho girlie said to me? after years of an entire fictional species went up in flames "that was a lot of fun! seeya tomorrow ip :B"




