idk
@insufferablePrick
thats a damn good question actually holy shit what a sherlock mystery a well beaten conundrum what a fucking wonder lets do a think you and me angstrom meanie harley why would someone named insufferable prick be mean to you
you dont answer to anustrom btw dw abt it if this one gets all fussy ill bust out the spray bottle
... you werent always like this
and how was i always like exactly
i remember you could be annoying and rude but you were never cruel you never just shoved peoples trauma in their fucking face for no reason so what changed?
i dont think there has to be a grandiose change in someones life for them to be i dont even know what you would call it irreverent? dickish? dismissive? insufferable even? the only interactions ive ever had with you you were tryna preach and start some shit while being kind of just wrong on all fronts you enable people to never work on their personal shit and bury yours in the back yard like a sack of dog treats with the puppy equivalent of a dollar sign on it except maybe its bones idk how puppy folks do it and also youre eternally a blank between the eyes lapdog for someone else partially cause youre a dorky ass puppybrained doofus like i can practically see the dog collar outlines on your neck without even having to look at you but also because like to be quite honest with you it was a real pain in the ass to deal with every backsassing mouthy motherfucking grimbark i ever did meet self righteous stubborn sure of yourself even when theres nothing to be sure of hell even over the course of this conversation youre twiddling your thumbs hovering juuuust over the block button with the court of pubic opinion on speed dial i meant to say public but pubes is way funnier anyway point is youre a grown ass adult puppy or not
oh, and bitching at people is a good way to get them to work on themselves is it?? how has that worked out for you huh??? every time youve accused me of that i was either trying to guide someone towards the right answer GENTLY without making them clam up, or expressing some fucking empathy to someone being actively mind controlled!!! and yeah. i was a piece of shit when i was )(ers. im not denying that. i wasnt fun to be around. i couldnt be. but im trying to be better. and so what if i play puppy with people i love? so what if i have some fucking fun in between processing all the fucking blood on my hands?? you have no idea how much this all hurts 200 years. 200 years of having )(er in my head, having no choice but to accept everything s)(e told me, and then suddenly s)(e's gone. a part of my brain just dies on me and i have to pick up the pieces. and then i dare to discuss that trauma and you walk in like "LOL U ENJOYED IT LOL U ASKED 4 IT WHAT A DUMB BITCH" so yeah im going to get a little fucking pissed!
i think you might be putting words and feelings in my mouth that straight up bippity boppity ass conjured that shit out of nonexistance ive literally never said lol you enjoyed it lol you asked for it what a dumb bitch until literally just now and that was to point out how fucking stupid that sounds and also not like me i said lol you would because you yourself admit you enjoyed being a pawn thats it it doesnt go any deeper than that this isnt me hitting you with a big fuckmassive victim blamey stick that reads it was your fault you got used for two hundred years you silly little goose you unfuckwithably stupid cunt munchkin i am pointing out yes you would enjoy being a pawn you still do youve just crowdfunded thinking for yourself instead of getting capital investments from one huge evil bitch
now whos putting words in whose mouth you dont know how i think you dont know what i do in my real life you dont know the work i have to put in to remind myself how to be a fucking person and for the record you would enjoy it, too. being her pawn. you wouldnt have any other choice.
i literally do know what you think in limited very specific scenarios namely when you broadcast your thoughts fucking publicly that is the very nature of posting things all those super secret dead diary do not eat or read psyche locks all those super complicated brainy encryptions yeah they dont apply here where you just blurt shit out i know exactly the work you have to put in to remind yourself how to be a fucking person maybe not in sum total but i literally just got through explaining to you why killing someone because youre mad probably isnt a good fucking idea you have free will now and youre learning how to use it and for the record i would not enjoy that shit too there is always a choice no matter how hard somebody like her tries to take it away from you youre here she isnt thats your choice you stuck it out you did what you felt you had to survive thats why it matters that you hear you shouldnt off someone good class remember to do the daily required reading and read to page one hundred and one of how not to be a murderous douchebitch one o one
ok sanity check its ok to kill someone if they tried to kill someone you love right?? i know killing is supposed to be bad but this one feels like a reasonable exception
youre asking questions wholly unwilling af to go by the answers people give you begs the question of why you fetched a question at all kill dont kill it doesnt matter what you resolve to do because its not the same as what you do in the heat of the actual moment there are no reasonable exceptions in killing youre taking a life you need to make peace with that or youll never know peace again thats a line you dont cross cause youre never getting let back in once you do if its wrong once it stays wrong even if you put down the blade and never pick it up ever again
... maybe youre right on this one..... i. havent actually killed anyone since s)(e died i tried twice, and both times i....... couldnt? i just couldnt. so ill give you this one. please dont get smug about it.
whats there to be smug about i already know im right its why i started speaking
LOST THE WHORE-OFF TO A HUMAN. SHOULD I #CW-SELF-HARM MYSELF. #CRONUSBABEOFF.
Its 0kay damara. Jane is rigged 0r s0mething
YOU WOULD THINK. ***SOMEBODY.*** WOULD PULL SOME ***STRINGS.*** TO SECURE MY FATE. BUT I GUESS HE'S NOT LOOKING AT HIS PALMHUSK. WHICH HE CAN ALWAYS SEE. WITHOUT NEEDING TO CHECK IT.
WE ARE MOST ASSUREDLY TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT GUYS.
oh yeah my b megidork said like mega dork i just figured jane should win entirely and devastatingly in your place nothing personal im just extremely biased against you specifically
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM???? DO I KNOW YOU????
im friends with your boss which basically makes me like your fraternal uncle in utero while you were a fetus i was ruining your chances of getting a promotion at the country club swinging nine irons and carrying a caddy for your extradimensional daddy im like the human version of the glass ceiling that your silly ass light up rocket shoe eyes will have to wipe tears over for generations to come youre the handmaid im the hand your ass right back to you on a platter made im also like so fucking with you we have like no prior relationship outside of cali b
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
@insufferableprick here’s your update dave, how’s that betting pool looking? are we enjoying my misery yet? is my suffering making you fat stacks of cash to lounge in yet?
so far i have made enough to buy a business suit or replace a broken window just to use a random nonspecific and common ass household analogy for hella dough had
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
clearly you and i must have a very different relationship with context clues because for me shit comes as natural as steve with blues clues bow bow bow blue ska do we can too and i pop my ass in a living painting for you that shit must be incomprehensible demons and shit the ppgs in the top of the thread are the new ppg
i dont know how to tell you this but youre like if the anime had a live action spin-off.
We should give it a rewatch, sometime. :B
cold as fuck but ill take it
fucking bet
Yeah you're off your fuckin rocker dude. I think you're the only one here confused.
dude im not confused you are just a straight up dookie brain dumbass the new pgg is the one in the tier list
Okay you got me. I'm running on thirty minutes of sleep. Give me a goddamn break.
we good big of you to recognize