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@insufferablePrick
Striders, finish him.
done
you meant dracula right
I could entertain the idea of hosting a social event in the end of this month but I must decline. I am not a coordinator for such things nor would I prefer such ... disgrace into my home.
plus theres the immortal risk a belmont would kick your fucking ass
here i made something absolutely of my fucking free will, you can use it to get my wisdom (and most of you look like you need it.)
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really what everywhere?
I cast a spell that installs League onto your computer, now suffer as I have.
Are y0u at least g0nna play with me
I don't see why not, who do you play?
I d0nt but i guess i d0 n0w since it was decided f0r me by this curse
Well I suppose I shall be showing you the ropes of this hellish game, I apologize for the torment in advance.
Its fine! I think it w0uld be g00d f0r us t0 hang 0ut anyways What characters d0 y0u think w0uld suit me 0v0
It probably would be nice to get to know you better I agree. And, do you prefer someone who supports, someone who hits hard, someone who tanks, or someone who is just the most insufferable thing for the enemy to play against?
the most what thing for the enemy to play against?
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youre going to be what about this?
Can I pay someone to murder my ex? #violence
ill do it for free.
Fucking please.
just give me a direction.
Somewhere on Earth C. She's insufferable, incredibly hard to miss.
shes what now
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
ive never seen a stove in my life that wasnt gold inlaid when my cooking skills french fucking kissed it i am literally a god unfathomably unrivaled in kitchen cookery and recipe thieving crookery ill take your ma and her recipe and ill do em both better like there is nothing im incapable of with a pinch of spice and an oven preheated to 425 call me mr easy baked the way im snoopin soups and salads to pair with each garnish rich dish im fucking unstoppable when enabled a foodie feedies best and worst nightmare aint nobody gonna be able to tell you different without bullshitting
hey fuck you
Okay! Well, do you have a favorite recipe to cook or bake?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tex mex barbecue burgers and steak fries ive never seen someone cry for anything but more when those bitches hit the table
I've never had those before! I mean Tex-Mex barbecue burgers. I have had steak fries!
look you choose what you put in your mouth in this life and what flavor profiles youre ready to experience but you havent truly witnessed absolute peak of culinary irony until youve stared into the greasy over engineered soul of a tex-mex burger with both lips parted in anticipation it is a disposable wrapper canvassed art piece dripping with pepper jack cheese intercepted by a tactical airstrike of spicy jalapeños picture this angus beef patty minding his own goddamn business just to get oh snap shanked in a motherfucking alleyway with flavor shivs fine aged cheese slices that look you dead in the eye and dare your digestive tract to make a move come fuck with me guacamole that makes the eyes water faster than the tongue can flick across this culinary regent crowned king call me el rey the way the sun is shining on my bitchass before ive got these ingredients wedged between two buns you bite down foolishly expecting a standard bun-to-meat ratio but nah familia theres a rogue element an unanticipated layer of crispy tortilla strips hiding under the hood the shanking aint over its just begun every chew is another crispy updraft kick of flavor you werent ready for and just when you think that bitch is over boom bitsy nachitos packed right the fuck in there right in the middle of the heart of the chaos with a glob of queso blanco no need to kiss the chef your mouth is already full of all the love it can take that is a tex-mex burger
im sorry a bitch got flavor finesse exceeding some shit regurgitated from krusty burger senior steamed hams or is that just what theyre gonna have to call your kooky ass when i grill those wings
you took a big fat glob of guacamole and tortilla strips and called it tex mex i ought to flock a bitch up for ruffling my feathers this bad i admit i am not a michelin star motherfucker but at least ive never made something with whatever the fuck a nachito is
you leave my nachitos the fuck alone
She's already being swarmed by Striders. But I can cook; I have shared my cooking. Never doubt my cooking skills. You will be uninvited to the barbecue and shamed.
long as yall fuck with tex-mex burgers we are capital G Good
i need to make fun of people spiritually i will dunk your ass in a locker i will spiritually manifest the toilet bowl to make you do straw snorkeling swirlies in come fuck with me i will have the hokiest goddamn string of insults you were ever offended by
why are you so evil knights are supposed to be nice
common misconception knights are supposed to have aura defend stuff and be chivalrous chivalry dont apply to people who spear expensive phones to death thats kind of one of the sacred instant opt outs
we're going to file that under perfectly normal posting. :p
well shit.
its rewind time miss a bracket i got you
a fortune teller told me my name was one day gonna be added to the list of inventors killed by their own invention wikipedia page i have thus proudly begun dedicating the rest of my life to my brilliant invention sixty foot tall fat dumpy bearing cat girl milfs who purr loudly
do 7ou need investors, be(ause i would love to get in on the ground floor
honestly the moral support means more than you could possibly know also wtf nyrita knows ball?
The weather is starting to cool off. Might as well go ahead and insulate myself with fiberglass batts before I shrivel up for five months.
dracula or whatever the fuck from hotel transylvania when there isnt a movie
“Or whatever the fuck” and it’s the most notoriously appropriated vampire character across all forms of media. But yes. That’s probably what he lines his coffin with.
for the record i pronounced it dra cool yuh
YO DUDES THE FELT IS PRETTY CHILL MAYBE YOU COULD LIKE JOIN IT OR SOMETHING?
miss me with those army recruitment tactics man
mornin
is it though