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i couldnt even imagine what it would be like at the end of time (|:o i would like to think it would be...sorta freeing in a way or maybe it would be a burden being the one to decide who lives and dies in the end ......... the arbiter of life and death at the end of all things is quite the title to hold big boss!!! we think you wear it pretty well hahahaha :)
I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE END OF TIME. I ARRIVED ALONE AND uNACCOMPANIED. THE FuCKING SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS CANNOT BE uNDERSTATED. I ALONE OuTLAST ALL. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SuRVIVES ALL EXTINCTION EVENTS. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SKIRTS THE BOuNDARIES OF THE APOCALYPSE. I ALONE FLY IN THE FACE OF INEVITABLE AND INEFFABLE END. I CAN MAKE EVERY AND ANY WIMP DICKED LIMP WRISTED LOSER INTO A GOD. MY CHARACTER ARC. THE CHARACTER ARC OF ALL TIME. IS CHOOSING WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES. FOREVER. IT’S NOT JuST A BADGE. OK. TECHNICALLY IT KIND OF FuCKING IS. BuT IT SIGNIFIES MORE. ALL THE IMMORTAL PRETENDERS DIE OuT. ALL THE EVERLASTING WERE OuTLASTED AND SPENT. ALL THE INVINCIBLE. PROVED VERY VINCABLE WHERE IT COuNTED MOST. WHEN IT COuNTED MOST. AND I WILL AuTHOR A GLORIOuS ETERNITY. WITH WHOEVER I WANT. BECAuSE I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT.
WHAT A RUSSSSSSH, WHAT A THRILL!
#VIOLENCE
heh i guess i just still got it is all call me a modern day wordsmith ;) gl with findin your guy who wants to be dinner or whatever
man idfk what i taste like i ain't a freak like that. but if you mean metaphorically or metaphysically i probably taste like an august evening on a back porch with sandalwood burnin on the ledge an rain just startin hope this helps <3
B;33 < varies
DAMN (|:O sounds like a lot of power to control!! guess thats why hes the boss huh hehe
i dont know what either of those kind of powers are!!! not like i have powers now i dont even got a survival ability hehe soooo either are good! flip a coin! see what fate has in store (|:p
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👆 ☝️ no thats it ☝️ 👆 😁 😄 my face is the entire advertisement 😄 😁 👌 think about it like this 👌 🖐️ ✋ my deliverables and handmade products only make me a fraction of retail value income because of supply chains, material constraints, labor hours, psionic taxation fees, and minimal gratuity payments 🖐️ 🖐️ 🤔 💭 but brand awareness? instant value 🤔 💭 🥇 🏅 organic adspace acclaim? that fosters initiative to seek out more info 🏅 🥇 😝 consumers arent dumb they know when they are being manipulated and sold a lie, and that leads to brand fatigue and #ImTiredBoss 🥱 🛞 😪 😁 but knowing about me is the tiered subscription model of automatic networking, over the course of this conversation my ad has become a hit netting me FIVE new followers who otherwise never would have seen my content ⚡️ #Chairminisplaining #LikeABoss 🟢💅🫶 CHARMS is ONLINE and ADVERTANTALISING.
anytime my guy
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| Do L|ke Games.
(OHHHHHHHH,^NOW^THAT^IS^SOME^SHIT^I^BE^LIKIN^TO^HEAR!!!^HELL^THE^MOTHERFUCK^YEAH,^BRO!!!^(0:=)
QUITE SO, MY friend, we'll HEEHOO BACK TO BACK! Or perhaps you're my enemy? I NEVER KEEP TRACK!~
ONE AND THE SAME, IN our little GAME, To summon a LORD, that is the key! Take our places on the BOARD, Let's together SET HIM FREE HEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAA MEOWhonkMEOWhonkMEOWWWW
Perhaps you are right. So very much has interrupted my omniscience, so many surprises. Who am I to say what will become of me? I still have six years remaining. And look at all that has occurred in less than one… Hm. Yes, food for thought.
One could say that life is joke and dying is the punchline!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
awww thank youuu (|:) i dont find it too bad here but maybe living on repiton and all its bland greyness or oversaturated neons primed me for it hehe and yea we got some sour plant byproducts here but I like our group of murders and ancient beings hehehe may your travels bring you many a righteous slaughter and may your path be carved onto the flesh of paradox space forevermore!!!
ya know i get asked that a lot!! ive kinda defined it down as this: i make sure things dont get dull around here!!!! as well as gathering info causing distractions causing necessary mayhem helping guests making sure things dont SUCK in ways we dont want them to and being funny both on accident AND on purpose!!! its never a dull moment in the Felt OR ELSE hehehe
:33 < thats how i live my life, bold and stupid
((Man now I wanna do a dc themed sburb-session. That would be insane. This is a joke character, really but man would that be fun.
I like how I just looked at Egbert laying on their quest bed and was like "Yeah okay I'll just stab them" To be honest, really don't know what was going on in my head at that moment.
I have a feeling me and Jack will get along swimmingly HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The experIment was a success. :) #gore #cw-blood #LIke-a-lot-of-blood #It-got-quIte-messy https://I.postImg.cc/rpVYVVnH/surgery.png
[This post was made by Sara Mendel's Emergency Autoresponder. An emergency post is scheduled to be uploaded ten minutes after the account owner is in CRITICAL CONDITION.] Sara Mendel is currently most likely in CRITICAL DANGER or DEAD. [A video has been uploaded. Unquirk to view.] The location of her Quest Bed, in case the worst has come to worst, has been embedded in this post. #gore #blood #cw-death #cw-violence #emergency
then no, i wouldn’t. i ain’t no quitter.
It'll be fun the whole way through. And the empty nothing after? The death? That will be it's own experience. And then it will be over. Thank you.
- A disk of Goosebumps 2015 - Vanilla Candle - Can of Sprite - Rat Plush - Some random Wriggler - Someone's Lion-Bat lusus - A poster of Jooste Kleinn - Harlequin doll
Hmm. More of a flare that burns out under it's own heat. A spectacle, but ultimately one that reduces to ash with time. But after the death is where the fun begins.
⚫🎩🖤🌑👑UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!👑🌑🖤🎩⚫ 🫶YOU BET its not about my sovereign self🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like 🤏 technically 🤏 FRACTION of a finger 🤏 walking in 🤏 on this 🤏 utterly immaculate 🤏 english coronation 🤏 🫵 after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out🫳🫳🫳 😁😁😁did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember😁😁😁 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑💀THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???💀🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself👑 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🌑👑he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!👑🌑🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🌑💀he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances💀🌑🩸 🫴🫴THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 ♠️what a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!♠️ 😁😁😁 🤞 here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day🤞 #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation ⚫🎩 CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
I suppose as long as I remain alive I do have a role left to play, regardless of foiled plans.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO 👑💛✨ 🫶only this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like an 🤏 itty bitty 🤏 smidgen even 🤏 responsible 🤏 for this 🤏 🫵 compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness 🫳🫳🫳 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ please give a sugar sprinkled applause 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🤡🦷to the dental damnation himself🦷🤡🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🦷💀the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer🦷💀🩸 🫴🫴without any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me 😁😁😁 🤏like 🤏 if 🤏 i 🤏 were 🤏 this 🤏 big 🤏 🫵 compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called🫵 🤞 here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list🤞 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot 🟡🪥 CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
HMM. EXPECT WORDS FROM ME SHORTLY. I MAY HAVE. RECOGNITIONS. MERITS. AND WORDS TO SHARE WITH YOu. THERE IS A DISTuRBING LACK OF EXALTATION OF SOME OF MY MOST POWERFuL MINIONS. AND I HAVE BEEN GRADuALLY SLINKING IN THE SHADOWS ALONGSIDE SOME OF MY MOST TRuSTED. AND LEAST IRRITATING. OF BITCHY EMPLOYEES AND uNDERLINGS. THEY HAVE TOLD ME THINGS. HIGHLIIGHTS OF YOuR ENDEAVORS. IT MAY BE TIME. THAT A RECOGNITION OF SORTS IS IN ORDER. SOMETHING. CuSTOM FIT. MADE TO ORDER. MY TIME IS PRECIOuS. EVEN THOuGH IT IS uNLIMITED. EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ONE OF MY CONTRACTORS SHORTLY. YOu ARE DuE FOR. SOMETHING OF THE OPPOSITE OF A DRESSING DOWN. THINK OF THIS LITTLE PAGEANT PRACTICE AS A KIND OF. CEREMONY. THOuGH YOu WILL BE THE ONLY ONE IN ATTENDANCE. ITS VALuE CANNOT BE uNDERSTATED. YOuR LOYALTY HAS BEEN NOTICED. AND SHALL SOON. BE NOTARIZED.
QUESTION 1 FROM @LORDJACK “MAKING SURE YOUR ASKBOX HAS MORE TO IN IT THAN STUPID BULLSHIT BY SENDING MY MOST MOTHERFUCKING REVERED REGARDS MY LORD“ MARVELOUS, AN EXCELLENT START, TO BE EXPECTED FROM SUCH A WORTHY VESSEL.
BITCHES BE LIKE. *WAH. KILLING IS WRONG. SNIFFLE.* WHO TOLD YOu THAT? A KILLED PERSON? EXACTLY. GET SOMEONE. WITH SOME REAL ASS EXPERIENCE. BEFORE YOu LOOK THE FOOL. TALKING ABOuT SOME SHIT YOu DO NOT KNOW. DO NOT QuALIFY YOuRSELF. A KNOWER OF THINGS. IF YOu. DO NOT FuCKING KNOW. YOu SELF-ANNIHILATING ABSOLuTE ASS BANDIT CHEEK-BEATING BuFFOON.
All Jack Noirs fuse together to make one big fucking knife
gotta say, not a bad name.
how about you shut the fuck up and get outta before you and your goddamn eyes give me a migraine?
A Healthy Appet|te |s An Excellent S|gn Of The|r Future Strength.
popcorn ate a cuteberry }:D (not really haha... just a raspberry, no worr1es y'all...) {r} https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/b216f7b721f7.png {r)
… alright, ill play your weird game. another time, then.
what can i say, im a mold breaker.
//// art credit goes to @turntechGoddouche!
I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
The Jack-Off never ends. It's a circle. #suggestive
Oh we are really jacking it now guys. #suggestive
alright, startin to get a good idea the hell is up with this place. shits gonna be annoying, ain’t it? fuck it, i could use the novelty. gotta keep the monarch-megalomurderer lifestyle interesting.
Yes and I am better then you in everyway. Good luck.
((Quick rundown: Doomed timeline/Canon divergent Jack. His ring never got prototyped the fourth time through some reason or another I’m sure to develop later, and so he’s stuck as Jackspers Noirlecrowe, ruling over a doomed Incipisphere until it fades into irrelevance. Also hi this is another @dagHub special because I’ve lost control of my life.
:o) In His infinite wisdom and proudest of bearing :o) My Lord has seen fit to bestow upon me a Title :o) So that I may stand proud amongst my peers in The Felt :o) #MyCoworkers SEE NOW THE GLORY OF MINE OWN TITLE! I AM HIS LORD'S VERY OWN MIRACULT PREACHER! I WILL SING HIS PRAISES DULY TO THE HEAVENS NOW AND FOREVERMORE! MAY DOUBLE DEATH RAIN UPON ALL, MAY THE SWING OF THE CLOCK'S PENDULUM HERALD THE END OF ALL MOTHERFUCKING THINGS! HONKAFUCKINGLLUJAH!
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MURDER MONDAY.
HMMMM. THE HUNGER GROWS LARGER AGAIN.
♡ I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE but i can relate TO A LARGE ENDLESS HUNGER so I PITY YOU ♡
HIS HUNGER GROWS EVENTUALLY HE WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO FEAST APON, AND IT SHALL SWALLOW HIM WHOLE WITHOUT MERCY OR THOUGHT, FOR IT IS A THING AS FORMLESS AND ANCIENT AS THE COLD
IT’S GOOD TO BE THE LORD.
SO IT WILL BE. SO IT ALREADY HAS.
SOMETHING NEW, THAT CAN PUSH ITS WAY INTO PLACES I CANNOT REACH. THOUGH IT IS MERELY A KERNEL OF AN IDEA FOR NOW. MY CURRENT FOCUS IS ON GROOMING A PREEXISTING BEING INTO JOINING MY SIDE.
TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.
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THE NARRATIVE HUNGERS TO BE TOLD.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING ELSE. IT’S IN HER BLOOD, AS IT IS MINE.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO SEE. AND LIVE FOR. THAT SO MUCH IS ME FOR THE RECORD.
DON'T DO IT...
NOT *ME* YOU SCREWBALL EYED... SORRY, I SHOULDN'T LOSE MY TEMPER WITH A BADASS LIKE YOU, JACK. I AM IMPLYING THAT THE READERS OWN PATHETIC PATERNAL PISS STAIN IS OBESE.
... RIGHT. YES.
I POSTED A PHOTO. WHERE I SET MYSELF ON FIRE. LAST LIGHT. IF YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER IN AN AESTHETIC WAY. I KNOW YOU ALL ENJOY WATCHING ME SUFFER IN A SEXY WAY. #VIOLENCE
THIS IS A POST ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. BuT HI.
BE ME. CALLIE BHORNE. TEMPORARILY. ONLY TO BROKER uNDERSTANDING. FROM YOuR FEEBLY uNWORTHY PERSPECTIVE. THEN LEAVE. TOuCH AND GO. AND REALLY. DO GO. ANY FuRTHER TOuCHING AND I WILL HAVE MY HANDMAID. ER. ASSASSIN BADBITCH. REMOVE YOuR OBSTINENT STuPIDITY FROM MY FuCKING NARRATIVE FACE. I WAS BORN ESPECIALLY YOuNG. HATCHING BEFORE I HAD FuLLY FORMED AND HAVING TO KILL MY HATCHMATE IN ORDER TO SHOW EXTREME PROMISE TO AVOID BEING CuLLED. "DAMN". ONLOOKERS SAID. "MY FuCKING GOG". OTHERS GASPED. IT WAS IMMEDIATELY APPARENT TO EVERYONE. AS I DEVOuRED THE SHELL OF MY SISTERS YOKE AND EGG. I WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING. BETTER. SOMEONE. BETTER. SOMEONE. TYRANNICAL. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY AND PITIABLY. A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I GREW uP IN A WORLD WHERE THE WEAK WERE DEVOuRED WHOLE AND ALIVE. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. AND I DECIDED AT MY PRECOCIOuSLY VERY YOuNG AGE. AS THE YOuNGEST PERSON EVER. CHERuBICALLY YOuNG. IN FACT. THAT I WOuLD RATHER BE THE ONE DOING THE DEVOuRING. MY FIRST WORD WAS "CONQuEST." I DID NOT CALL OuT FOR TEAT MILK. OR WHATEVER IT IS GRuBS EAT WHEN YOuNG. ACTuALLY. WHAT DO THEY EAT? WHAT. HOW DO YOu NuRSE AS A GRuB? PRIOR TO PuPATION? DOC. DOC SCRATCH. I REQuIRE CLARITY FOR MY METAPHOR. uPON FuRTHER HEARING. YuCK. I DID NOT REQuIRE CLARITY FOR THAT METAPHOR. MOVING ON. MY SECOND WORD WAS "SKuLLFuCK." MY THIRD WORD WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE "MORE" OR "AGAIN" OR "YES." I DO NOT REMEMBER BECAuSE I WAS BuSY BEING EXCELLENT. AND SELFLESSLY DEVOTED TO OTHERS. BuT ALL OF THAT CHANGED. WHEN I WATCHED POWERLESSLY. OR. SLIGHTLY LESS POWERFuL. LIKE. ONE OF MY TEETH WAS RIPPED OuT. AND A LEG WAS DISABLED. GuTS BERSERK STYLE. AS I LOOKED ON IN TERROR. AS MY ENTIRE CASTE. OF FELLOW LIMEBLOODS. WERE MuRDuRED. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. MY TRIBE. OF FIRST BHORNES. BEFORE ME BORNS. MY ANCESTRY. CALLED OuT TO ME AND SuNG IN MY VEINS. I SPROuTED MY WINGS. WITHOuT GOD TIER. I SCREAMED. A VAST. AND VISCERAL EXPLETIVE. FOuND RIPPLING THROuGH THE COSMOS. FOREVER. CARRYING THE RAGE. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND I CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD. BuT THEY WERE RED. MY PEOPLE'S COLOR. A COLOR OF TRuE SuFFERING. SIGNLESS. AT FIRST. BuT SOON THEREAFTER. CAuSE FOR ALARM. FOR THIS WAS NO ORDINARY MuTANT RED BLOOD INCIDENT. IT WAS. THE COLOR. OF HAVING ACTIVATED. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. AN OP ABILITY. IN WHICH CALLIE BHORNE. CHANNELS. CALLIE OHPEEE. THE ALTER EGO. THE SISTER HE KILLED. I MEAN. HATCHMATE HE KILLED. WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND NEVER LEAVES HIS SIDE. FOR A PROCESS. BY WHICH HE DRAINS HER AFTERLIFE. WHICH IS FOREVER. AS ALL AFTERLIVES ARE. ESPECIALLY FOR TROLLS. WHICH SHE IS. SO IMAGINE THE SuCK POTENTIAL WHEN HE REALLY GETS GOING. ANYWAYS. CALLIE. SIPHONS HER IMMORTALITY. SHIFTING HIS CLASS. FROM PALADIN. TO PALADAMNATION. ALLOWING HIM TO uSE ALL OF HIS ABILITIES. AT 100% MAXIMuM EFFICACY. 100% ELIMINATION. OF EVERY THRESHECuTIONER THERE. NONE SuRVIVED. I WAS BAPTISED ANEW. IN THAT BLOODSHED. I CAME OuT OF IT A CHANGED. AND OCCASSIONALLY REDDER. TROLLIAN MAN. I SWORE MY OATH NOT TO SOME PATHETIC GOD OR SOME WORTHLESS CODE OF HONOR. OR REALLY BIG SWEATY FuCKING STuPID ANIMAL. LIKE THIS SYSTEM. REFERENCE DOCuMENT SuGGESTS. HABITuALLY. I SWORE MY OATH TO MY FuTuRE SELF. THE SELF THAT HAS ACHIEVED EVERYTHING. BECOME EVERYTHING. THE SELF THAT HAS CONQuERED ALL. THE SELF THAT SITS uPON A THRONE OF BONES BEFORE RIVERS OF BLOOD AND BOuLEVARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS AND LOOKS BACK AT THIS MOMENT AND SAYS "YES. YOu WERE RIGHT TO BE SO RuTHLESS. YOu WERE RIGHT TO SHOW NO MERCY. YOu WERE RIGHT TO EAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE. YOu REALLY DID THAT. WAY TO GO. STuD." THE SELF. THAT IS ALREADY THERE. WHO SMILES AT ME. I SMILED BACK. BECAuSE THAT IS WHAT PALADINS OF CONQuEST DO. WE DO NOT PROTECT THE WEAK. WE DO NOT HEAL THE SICK. WE CRuSH THE WEAK AND WE END THE SICK BECAuSE THEY ARE FAILuRES AND FAILuRES DESERVE ONLY ONE THING: TO BE STEPPED ON. TO HAVE THEIR CONTAGION CONTAINED. TO HAVE THEIR SICKNESS ROOTED OuT. AND TO BE QuARANTINED. TO THE AFTERLIFE. WITH MY STuPID HATCHMATE. WHO WAS TOO WEAK TO LIVE. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. THIS IS YOuR GOD. EVENTuALLY. HERE SPEAKING TO YOu NOW. YOu ARE WELCOME. @handMaid @docScratch @affableCantor @glitteringAcuity @deathlessDeadwood @woeGothic @archiveAddict @caligulasAquarium https://i.ibb.co/R4H9qqxF/image.png
https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/d330278e-71b9-4d2f-bad4-8510c5fdb5ae I GIVE YOu. THE FuTuRE. ME.
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. HEE HEE. HOOHOO. HAAHAAHAAHAA HAA! THIS IS TRuLY. WHY YOuR uNMISTAKBLY KOOKY MANNERISMS. YOuR STRANGE ODDITIES. YOuR PECuLIAR WHIMS. AND THE STRANGENESS THAT PERVADES YOuR PERSON. WERE EMBRACED WHOLLY INTO THE RANK AND FILE. OF THIS VILE GALACTIC GLOBES TROTTING CRIMINAL SYNDICATE ORGANIZATION. YOu HAVE AN EYE FOR TALENT. AND VALuE. AND CRAFT. I DO NOT REGRET MANY OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER DONE. ANY IN FACT. THIS IS BECAuSE I uNDERSTAND CONTINuITY OF TIME. EVEN IF I CAN FuCK IT TO PIECES WITH APATHETIC DRuBBINGS OF MY CROWBAR. AND YET. DRuBBINGS SuBSIDED. I CAN SEE THE VALuE IN A MASTERPIECE. CRAFTED TO TACITLY COMMuNICATED PERFECTION. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. THERE IS NOTHING TO FuRTHER PERFECT. WISE. VERY WISE. AS EXPECTED OF YOu. VERY WISE INDEED.
YO DADDY. IS SOOO FAT.
AGREED. AN ASTuTE OBSERVATION TO SAY THE LEAST. WHICH IS WHAT I AM SAYING. ANYTHING FuRTHER RuNS THE RISK OF BELABORING THE POINT. WHICH HAS BEEN MADE. YOu LIKE IT. AND THIS IS VERY WISE OF YOu. HAVE YOu SEEN. CALLIE BHORNE? THAT IS A SIMILARLY EASILY APPRECIATED DESIGN.
that's a really cool design!
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
OFTEN HAVE I BEEN ACCUSED. OF LUSUSLESS BEHAVIOR. THIS IS TRUE. I WAS HATCHED TOO LATE. TO REAP THE BENEFITS. OF BEING REARED BY AN UNSPEAKING WHITE MONSTER. BUT GETTING PARENTED. IS FOR CODDLED WIGGLERS. AND THE IGNORANT. AND UNEDUCATED. I WAS HIVESCHOOLED. ON ALL SUBJECTS. INSTANTLY. BY THE UNIVERSE'S FOREMOST ACADEMIC. AND IT WOULD BE DELUSIONAL TO PRETEND. THERE WERE NOT SOME GOOD PULLS. IN THAT FROTHING CROCK OF DAYMARE FUEL. SUCH AS GODZILLA (1954). OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP HAS EVOLVED. FROM TEACHER/STUDENT. TO EXECUTIVE/MAID. DOCTOR/PATIENT. AND EVEN HANDLER/WEAPON. BUT SINCE THERE ARE NO DAYS FOR THAT. HAPPY LUSUS DAY. TO THE ONE RESPONSIBLE. FOR ALL MY LUSUS ISSUES. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
YOU TOO. I THINK YOU WERE A FATHER FIGURE TO SOMEONE, ONCE, PROBABLY, SO IT IS APPLICABLE IN SOME ABSTRACT SENSE TO YOU.
HELLO, BITCHES. DADDY'S HOME.
IMMOLATION IS EASY.
#VIOLENCE #GORE #SELFIE #CW-GORE
MY INSTINCTS TRULY NEVER FAIL.
and that is exactly why you are in charge
WHAT THEY FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS HOW LITTLE I CARE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHO AND WHAT I AM, AND NONE OF THEIR WHINGING, BITCHY INSULTS CAN CHANGE THAT. AND I AM WILLING TO SUFFER AS MANY INDIGNITIES HERE AS IT TAKES BEFORE I REACH MY DESIRE.
IT IS FUNNY. THAT EVEN WHEN MY PRESENCE IS LIMITED BY THE EXTENT OF MY RETROCAUSALITY. I AM STILL FEARED. THE AMPWHORA OF BEFWHORUS (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) WAS SHAKING IN HIS SKINNY JEANS, TERRIFIED OF MY ARRIVAL. MY ALPHA ADVICE FOR THE DAY IS: TERRIFY CRONUS AMPORA IN WAYS THAT DEFINE HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE. #ALPHAADVICE
MOST DO NOT COMPREHEND, OR EVEN SEE. THE FACT. THAT MANY UNBIASED SOURCES, SUCH AS YOU. WELCOME ME INTO THEIR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCES WITH GLEE. INSTEAD OF WHINING AND SHITTING THEMSELVES LIKE MOST. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FUCKING *BRAIN*, JACK. I THINK. UNDER THAT SHELL OF YOURS.
NO. PERISH.
HAHA. HEHE. HOOHOO.
TO COMPLIMENT YESTERDAYS THEME, BEHOLD: #STAFFSATURDAY.
AN UNWILLING SERVANT. BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE. FUCK YOU.
IT IS INTOXICATING TO HAVE A PROPER VESSEL PRESENT WHO UNDERSTANDS THE GRAVITY I REPRESENT.
I HAVE BEEN PRIVY TO SO MANY VERSIONS OF MYSELF. SOME ARE HERE, SUCH AS THE YOUNGER LORDLING WHO HAS MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF, AND ANOTHER FULLY REALIZED COUNTERPART. OR THE HUMAN VERSION WHO REMAINS QUIET. AND THAT INTRIGUINGLY DISGUSTING VERSION OF MYSELF WHO LIVES IN DIFFERENT HUES. THEN THERE ARE THOSE BEYOND, IN THE FRINGES. SUCH AS THE ME THAT WAS DRAWN INTO A WAR BY A CONFLICT BOUND EMPL0YER WHO POACHED AND REDIRECTED MY PUPPET. THE POINT REMAINS ALL THE SAME. MY EXISTENCE IS INEVITABLE. MY ASCENDANCY INEVITABLE. I AM INEVITABLE.
#FIREARMFRIDAY? NOW THAT I WILL FREELY PARTICIPATE IN.
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MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE HUNTING DARK GODS IN YOUR CAIRO OVERCOAT. HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/CFGQ7QS1JHA?IS=76DBRIBZXWMK2SI7
DEEP POST. FuCKING HYSTERICAL IT CAME DIRECTLY AFTER THE *GYGAAX GYGGLY ASS RATINGS* ONE. IT IS LIKE. CINEMATIC POETRY. LESS FRILLY WORDS. MORE THINGS BLOWING uP. #NSFW #DEARFuCKINGGOD #LORDOFTIMING https://i.imgur.com/YVDpRbc.png
THERE IS A POWER IN BEING DIFFERENT. IN DIVERGENT. THOSE WHO ARE NOT WILL ASSUME IDIOCY, ASSUME INCOMPETENCE AND IMPOTENCE. THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR UMBRAGE AND YOUR DETERMINATION, THAT YOU CAN ADAPT THE WORLD TO YOUR WAY OF THINKING SO AS TO DOMINATE IT. NOT UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE.
FACE YOUR FATE FRIDAY.
TO SUFFER AND TO ENDURE IS TO ASCEND.
They $$$aid I $$$hould be in the in$$$ane a$$$ylum the way I $$$TRAIGHT JA¢K IT!!!!!!!!!!
……that is weirdly philosophical
APEP. TYPHON. SURTR. AHRIMAN. ALL OF THESE AND MORE ARE BUT FACES I WEAR WITHIN THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE HUMAN MIND.
Don't worry you learn to embrace the madness like I have. But honestly, we should just go killing various versions of him. Seems like a good time.
YOU ARE ALL WEAK OF CONSTITUTION.
You know Maybe I had you all wrong. We can both shake our hands in agreement. That if we were fighting to the death. And we saw that guy in the distance. We would stop, nod our heads and go to kick his ass instead.
3> Someone said it. <3
can troll obama make like one (1) post aboat economics dis is y i aint respect t)(e guy
Likely not. Alas, I am the one they elected.
DISRESPECTFuLLY. NO. THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS. HE DID SO uNDER MY EXPLICIT INSTRuCTION. AND IT WAS INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING. IF YOu STAB ONE ANOTHER. THEN YOu SHOuLD HAVE STABBED HIM. WHILE THE COMPETITION WAS ONGOING. PERHAPS IN THE NECK. OR JuGuLAR. OR SOMEPLACE VITAL. YOu SHOuLD HAVE uSED. WHATEVER BuLLSHIT POWERS YOu HAD. TO CONDuCIVELY RATIO. AND PREVENT THIS ASCENSION. IF YOu EVEN CARED. INSTEAD. YOu ARE SHOWING uP LATE TO THE PARTY. PEERING INTO EVERY CHEST. YOu KICKED OPEN. IN A COLOSSAL TANTRuM. BECAuSE YOu CANNOT FIND YOuR ARMS. WITH HOW FAR. BOTH OF YOuR THuMBS ARE. uP YOuR OWN ENTIRE ASS. WHICH IS CONSuMING THEM. EACH HAND. WRIST DEEP. HANDS SO FAR uP YOuR OWN ASS. IT IS LIKE IT HAS DECIDED TO EAT. YOuR HANDS. AND IT HuNGERS. FOR MORE.
(=^･⩊･^=) < MOG!! SO TRUE!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE LORDING IS DESERVING OF THIS PURRAISE!
HE WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT ME SOME DAY.
Glad you finally Jacked off, man. Proud of you.
I LITERALLY WISHED YOu. A SLIGHTLY LESS TERRIBLE THAN uSuAL. BIRTHDAY. YOu DID NOT MISS DICK FuCKALL. YOu ARE MERELY CLINGY. AND OVERLY ATTACHED. YOu MASOCHISTIC MELODRAMA ADDICTED FuCKING DWEEBASS.
NOBODY WOuLD SAY THIS. YOu ARE A DOG. YOu ARE MEANT TO BE WALKED AND SWuNG AT WITH NEWSPAPERS AND TOLD TO WET YOuRSELF ONLY ON THE NEIGHBOR'S CuRTAINS.
YOuR SHIT. WAS JACKED. BY THE MORE. OPEN MINDED JACK. THE BRINGING OTHERS TO THE TABLE TO SHOOT THEM LIKE IN A MAFIA MOVIE. THE uNION JACK. YOu KNOW. BECAuSE HE IS. ESPECIALLY ENGLISH. MORESO THAN uSuAL. ESPECIALLY FOR A JACK.
CAN YOu DENY. THAT THIS ONE. DID IN FACT. JACK OFF.
things have gotten a little better since i woke up. feeling okay enough to actually have company today. been kicking it with my dude all morning. believe it or not i kinda missed having people around. lmao.
anything for you.
yeah man. ive always got time to help a bro jack off.
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
Evil Trollbama: Don’t take your medication.
I’VE BEEN ENJOYING THE NIGHTLY CRISIS, AND THE PRESENCE OF TH PERFECT NOIR.
SUCH FUN THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN. I MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED TO KILL ANYTHING TO ALLEVIATE THE BOREDOM.
Good night to my beautiful matesprit whom I love that is very attractive and let me hunt him for sport and also admitted to several federal crimes to my face and who I am half convinced is a psyop sent by the powers that be in a (very successful) attempt to deepen my appreciation for humanity (it is working). Also he’s hot and listens. Everyone else good night I guess.
in t)(at locked course of time w)(ere t)(e inevitable flows t)(roug)(, my underlins t)(at escape my grasp now will reunite again w)(en time realigns to permit t)(e meaninful action of t)(e mec)(anisms of paradox space bearin fruit to t)(e result of t)(e end. but know in t)(at convoluted but linear little line, i will find my loop)(ole. in an endless sc)(ool of fis)(, every guppy t)(at escapes my grasp only precludes anot)(er fallin into my clutc)(es. all for t)(e express purpose of defyin FAT-----E itself.
My matesprit is quite excellent, so I won't be arguing there.
THIS HAS CERTAINLY BEEN A FUN NIGHT.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
YOU’RE ALL LOVELY ENTERTAINMENT.
maybe hic was right maybe not all of you guys need to be alive
if you got eye lasers w)(y da fuck u aint gon use em? sometimes i jus blast a )(ole in a roof of waterever buildin im in cuz im too tall n t)(ey s)(oulda made room before i s)(owed up 3B-/
dont listen to him man just keep jacking off.
oh yeah man. dominate the fuck out of them.
im not jacking off any dudes. im giving the dude tips on how to jack off. get your shit straight.
I could feel your glee from across the planet typing this.
no man i am more than happy to help you jack off. thrilled, actually.
we arent arguing. im helping him.
my notifs full of some jacking off. man. #nsfw ?
So glad I could be the missing piece in your quest to jacking off.
DONE.
IN HONOUR OF MY MOST FAVORED NOIR’S PRESENCE, MORE MUSIC TO LISTEN TO IN YOUR CAIRO OVERCOAT: HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/SLY2P6MVZ9A?IS=SUTOXCSEBLBJBYZB
I. AM. THE NEW. GOD.
YOU WILL SHOW RESPECT, DOG.
A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN.
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YOU THERE, BOYSKA.
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS, TO HAVE THE PERFECT NOIR PRESENT.
Well, your vocabulary has improved. For the worst.
B33 < aw hey union jack we thought you were dead
WELL SAID, MY FAITHFUL VESSEL.
WELL, WELL, ISN’T THAT SOMETHING?