♦ pitied by @lordJack

i couldnt even imagine what it would be like at the end of time (|:o i would like to think it would be...sorta freeing in a way or maybe it would be a burden being the one to decide who lives and dies in the end ......... the arbiter of life and death at the end of all things is quite the title to hold big boss!!! we think you wear it pretty well hahahaha :)
do you know, do you know? there are simply so many universes out there… infinity crossed infinity, familiar and different in so many little ways- and some, far too strange for most to understand. isn’t it lovely, to live to see even a fraction? I want to see it All.

see under assumptions cause a that other one that did in fact wanna eat me. he was real bummed out when i said no. i'm always havin to let people down easy ;(

B;33 < varies
Hell, who knows if I even taste like me (before I got the ring)

I mean... better to keep track right?

It can wait a little longer

It's getting harder to ignore
TRICK QUESTION MY GOOD FRIEND/BAD FRIEND/GUY WITH THE AWESOME e y e s YOU TAKE BOTH AND MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT AND LIVE IT UP LARGE AND SERVE IT UP GARYS WAY YOU TAKE ALL AND

i dont know what either of those kind of powers are!!! not like i have powers now i dont even got a survival ability hehe soooo either are good! flip a coin! see what fate has in store (|:p
well i kinda already got first guardian powers + god tier powers. kinda a lose-lose if i were to pick either.

I don't know why but genuinely I'll get a break when I'm done with all this so why should I break now? I just need to focus on getting it done and I rest afterwards! I don't really know if we're that similar though, but hey whatever you wanna believe I won't stop you.

You know I don't even know why I'm talking to you still at this point, I Have things to do I gotta focus on that instead of arguing with you.

You can call me foolish as much as you want but at least I'm holding up my end of the deal. Sure I don't really like who I am...and I wanna change that but this comes first. I don't think the fate will change unless I put a little more backbone into it. Still, you won't make me stop this , no one can.

When was the last time I talked with someone in person? Huh, been a while ha!

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PROUD MUTANT WINDBAG. @carmineGnosiology. WHO WAS ON ALTERNIA FOR #BOYSNIGHT. FOR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS. BEFORE ELECTING TO CORRECT THE INVENTOR OF #SLAVERY. @commandingAuthority. ON HIS PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. #HESFINE #VIRTUEDEFENDED #IDIOTRESCUED #WHYAMIGOODNOW #YUCK #PORRIMDONOTBEMAD #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #ONEGAI #IHAVESUFFEREDENOUGH.
(OHHHHHHHH,^NOW^THAT^IS^SOME^SHIT^I^BE^LIKIN^TO^HEAR!!!^HELL^THE^MOTHERFUCK^YEAH,^BRO!!!^(0:=)

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I am already ⦶verly familiar with the friend inside y⦶u m⦶re than Eye w⦶uld like t⦶ be. Beg⦶ne, and take @amusedKatnip with y⦶u. Y⦶ur applicati⦶ns have n⦶ place here.
Good ol looney toons logic. The indomitable human spirit Stubborn refusal in regards to dying. Teleporting helps.
Perhaps you are right. So very much has interrupted my omniscience, so many surprises. Who am I to say what will become of me? I still have six years remaining. And look at all that has occurred in less than one… Hm. Yes, food for thought.
…depends on if i knew i’d come back, honestly.
you can’t imagine who i’d kill to escape this dormancy.
My role is that of an observer. I play, I have my fun, I tell my jokes, I carry my opinions, but at the end.. I would not have mattered as much as my notes and my research do. That is the love i leave with this world. When I finally dip my toe into the inky black, it will consume me and leave nothing but traces of my impression of this world behind. And then someone will pick the pieces up and continue the work.
i mean, wasn’t gonna SAY anything but yeah. can’t blame him for what the shitheads put in the ring, though.
trust me, he’d be a goddamn stiff if i didn’t know he knew what he was talkin about when it came to keeping things running smoothly. and if i didn’t sort of kinda maybe not want to stab him all the way to death.
gotta say, not a bad name.
he)s the most terrible guy i almost kind of don’t despise completely.
did you know part of being a monarch is like, having to do public appearances and shit? and you CAN’T stab people in the throat for looking at you funny when ya do? i mean, i could, but lousy fuckin dignitary refuses to do the paperwork for a week when i do.
how about you shut the fuck up and get outta before you and your goddamn eyes give me a migraine?

Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)
… alright, ill play your weird game. another time, then.

This website is my hell.
It seems my lord considers my actions taken on this website…”corruption”. Of my original purpose.

correct. :B #totallyflirtingbytheway #twirlingmyhair
wOW, tHIS IS SO CREATIVE cALIBORN, yOU REALLY DO HAVE A KNACK, fOR CREAT1VE WR1T1NG, aLSO, tHIS REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND, wHO IS BL1ND AND HAS MANY SHARP TEETH AND, iS ALL ABOUT, jUSTICE AND STUFF, sHE'S COOL THOUGH, nOT A DAD, uSUALLY, i WOULD SAY, i THINK MAYBE, i HAVE HEARD gAMZEE REFER TO HER AS THAT, oNCE OR TWICE ON OCCASION BUT, i KNOW BETTER THAN TO PURSUE, tHAT LINE OF REASONING, bUT ANYWAYS, KUDOS DUDE, tHOUGH i WOULD LOVE TO ALSO, sEE YOUR TROLLSONA, dEFINITELY NOT JUST, sO i CAN WEDGIE THE HECK OUT OF HIM, aND THUS VICARIOUSLY, yOU, iS HE ALSO BALD, bY THE WAY, bECAUSE i WOULD NEED TO KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT i NEED, a PLUNGER, iN THIS HYPOTHETICAL PLAYSPACE, i AM CRAFTING, uSING MY IMAGINATION, tAG TEAMING IT UP, wITH YOUR IMAGINATION, tO CREATE THIS SCENARIO WHEREUPON, mY OWN TROLLSONA (WHO IS JUST ME, rEALLY) SHOWS YOURS, wHAT IS FOR, aND FOR WHAT, iT IS FOR, #SUGGESTIVE

...I HATE YOU.

I JUST SAW SOMEONE CALL LORD ENGLISH DADDY ENGLISH AND I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT THERE AND JUST BLASTING THEM FOR EVEN MAKING ME READ AND TYPE THAT.
// no reason ic to post this yet but here is 8x prototyped sinister scoundrel https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/Sinisterest%20Scoundrelest.png

DON'T PITY ME.

WE ARE NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO HIM. A MISERABLE EXISTENCE FOLLOWING HIS EVERY COMMAND. I'VE ACCEPTED MY FATE.
……that is weirdly philosophical
Don't worry you learn to embrace the madness like I have. But honestly, we should just go killing various versions of him. Seems like a good time.

Likely not. Alas, I am the one they elected.

Hence why I had to repeal it. The tealbloods know best.

B33 < yknow what nah live your truth
cannot fucking sleep proper lately. tragic.
overwatch.

Good night to my beautiful matesprit whom I love that is very attractive and let me hunt him for sport and also admitted to several federal crimes to my face and who I am half convinced is a psyop sent by the powers that be in a (very successful) attempt to deepen my appreciation for humanity (it is working). Also he’s hot and listens. Everyone else good night I guess.
Because it’s good to keep track of which of you makes me want to commit more violence than usual. And I was bored, honestly.

I'm a simple man and for that I apologize.

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#nuhuh

You literally just said. Haaheehaahoohoohoo. Like Lord English does. I have seen him do it a million times. On this website. You are ridiculous.

Disgusting. For there to be so many Noirs.
Nice place to sleep at for the night. Now it’s time to get back to work.
Who brought the walking strobe light here? Go away I already dealt with one of you a long time ago.

omg is it meeeee ^_^

use #nsfw / #gore for flashing.














