Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
✿ 𖥧ndus𖧧r𖥧al a𖥧r feels h❦rr𖥧ble ✿
just take infrwequent shallow brweaths
give your local enby 20$ this #theythemthursday
what do you like have to pay forw yourw prwonouns orw something at a city hall why arwe all of you brwoke
8=D < Oh Rarity. It's just you and me now again... 8=D < My bed is so cold... 8=D < Good morning everypony. 8=D < I hope that you are having a better night than I am.
you can fix any sorwt of yearwning orw longing by simply investing a lot into weighted blankets body pillows and plushies but like soft ones see that is wherwe otherw trwolls go wrwong they get a bunch of plushies but they arwe harwd as shit and mostly made forw durwability you want ones that arwe comforwtable then you can shuffle it all into a little nest and then you can burwy yourwself into the middle of it all and you don t even need to clean up it just becomes yourw hole to lay in and that basically solves it
Do1n that th1ng where 1'm worr1ed 1 scare folks off.
you don t need to worwrwy because it s trwue but it is okay
i offer open requests and nobody wants a bit, wild!
can you like blow up all devices of my enemies
not within my abilities, i can however say they're nerds!
okay what is within yourw abilities then
lotsa stuff, i can make food, jump throughout realities, and do anything a reasonably persistent person can!
but you can t blow up a few devices what okay well can you like maybe just teleporwt to them and just like chuck theirw stuff out a window maybe that seems within scope enough
you are not engaging with this in good faith i feel, but hey. i'm the one who offered genie stuff. gimmie a list of your enemies, their devices, and i will consider blowing something up.
i am engaging with plenty of good faith thank you verwy much because i have verwy good faith in the belief that they shall be dealt with accorwdingly okay let s see uh firwst on my list uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck wait it s uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck okay i don t keep a list of all my enemies i stopped doing that long ago because having a log of everwything bad done to me was upsetting i only have good things logged fuck okay well next time it happens i will rwequest it oh wait can you like do it the otherw way maybe like maybe my not haterws make theirw devices like i don t know like my posts like steal theirw device and like okay well no neverwmind that is too pathetic disrwegarwd okay you know what just take a rwain check i will wait until i need rwevenge forw something which will prwobably be soon because everwyone likes to be a haterw but they will not be gleeful when theirw shit gets jacked up
Thinking about knives today. I do like a good knife. Perhaps one day I will show one of my knives. Not today.
bitches genderw neutrwal be soft launching the concept of posting things in a post
𓆝ive had an awfully busy day. i havent had a second of rest!♆𖦹°‧
this is why you need to hirwe some help so that you can save yourw enerwgy to do all the imporwtant things leave being tirwed to the commons but like not in a classist way in a like distrwibuting enerwgy equally thrwoughout everwyone else except yourwself it is about efficiency like a management thing it is basic business that is why managerws and executives make the big bucks because everwyone else is sleeping on the job
𓆝sounds pretty classist to me♆𖦹°‧
it s morwe of like a hierwarwchical thing unrwelated to class and morwe levels of employment it just happens to coincide and overwlap in a lot of categorwies but it s marwket stuff you get it
have you checked forw static electrwicity that can cause things to shorwt out you should grwound yourwself on something like a metal table orw something also avoid carwpets
JUST FINISHED MY TOP 2000 CHITTR USERS LIST AND YOU’RE NOT IN IT.
i demand a rwecount we arwe entitled to one
WHO IS BRO?
i don t know that is like fifty guys i ve seen on herwe you have to be morwe specific
YOU. I WAS REFERRING TO YOU.
well yeah doy who else arwe you talking to i alrweady told you i don t know
it'ss a sstruggle every night between wanting to dressss cute ass hell (becausse i am), or going comfy sstyle becausse i don't have the fucking patience
this is so trwue nobody will everw underwstand the strwuggle us beautiful people go thrwough sighs
ALL WAYS ARE MY WAYS.
even subway??
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Witness my visage and rejoice! For I am Nokken Rusalk, of the Ice River, Emperor of Realms, Conqueror of Worlds, Lord of an Abyss, and a True Hero! You may refer to me as River, should it please you. I enjoy playing video games with my moirail and matestprit, the former of which is a successful streamer. I also enjoy the way of the sword, and the honour of duelling! My other hobbies include swimming, sailing upon my ship, and 'larping' as a captain fighting my most vicious enemy of the sea! I allow anyone to sign up to join me upon my travels, provided they follow and agree to a set of rules that are signed upon confirmation! We endeavour to make it as safe as possible for all involved, after all! Please, do not feel any fear upon speaking to me! I desire nothing else but to improve the lives we live in, and create a beautiful world for my darling and dearest hearts to exist peacefully within.
damn i need to get morwe theatrwical titles not enough people apprweciate the actual descrwiption skill ones but they can t rweally doubt if i say i am like emperworw of the sun kissed salt seas i am wrwiting this down thank you
that is rweal as fuck thank you you get it yes i should make my titles morwe known actually i should prwobably just have it as my display name so people don t forwget this gives me an idea
I do not mean to speak hypocriticall words. However. For five hundred sweeps, I pined needllesslly for a romance I knew not that I even desired, llong past mine own *death,* and I am not sure that the events on the timelline are lless messy than what I have endured.
Is it a fumblle if the rellationship is formed? I do not think so.
just because you catch the ball forw a moment doesn t mean you don t lose yourw grwip laterw
Be sillent.
"1 have been known to not hold down a relat1onsh1p unfortunately"
i can t be that guy they alrweady exist doy
misterw butterwprwongs trwying to bag
i can t tell how literwal that is knowing goldbloods and the whole helm stuff so as farw as i know you arwe quite literwally anotherw brwick in the wall uh damn that is tough uh
okay but i am storwing it forw laterw forw any night because you didn t specify this is why you need morwe concrwete contrwacts and deals and this is wrwitten so it counts and i can now use it any night forw one night thank you forw yourw business it has been sealed and stamped and rwoyally notarwized