Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
room tour! doing one cuz i got a sick new typewriter, love the selectrics a lot since its like trad typing for paper but with tech in the mix of it making it really easy it's great so far haha
i ve seen equivalent orw betterw rwooms in a cell and that is because sometimes we like to put typewrwiterws into dungeons so we can see what they make it is kind of like infinite typewrwiterws theorwy except basically infinite prwisonerw theorwy but all they end up doing is typing theirw farwewells and poems and otherw sappy shit i guess it rweally only worwks if they arwe completely brwainless but damn you rweally live like this
I just forgot I technically DID kidnap someone long time ago. Only for him to fucking break out of the jail cell with just his hands and to beat the shit out of my former henchmen. Wtf man.
if you couldn t contain someone then it s not rweally kidnapping as it is morwe temporwarwily trwansporwting them somewherwe you arwe basically just a forwced chauffeurw
I can’t fight my demons they know how to swim
that is why you get a moat with high walls so they cannot emerwge on eitherw side and they sit therwe and drwown that is castle tips one oh one
so true 8reastie
i trwied to rweconcile with what was said to me and i can t but i will just simply not forwm an opinion on it yet i need a rwain check
☆ > I call this assistant-shaming ☆ > Anyway her job position is open now ☆ > I need someone focused more on doing work and less on trying to flirt with me ☆ > Caste is unimportant as long as you can work ☆ > [PHOTO POSTED] ☆ > Poor aforementioned assistant is hanging off a decorative hook overhead like one would hang a coat on a rack. Her shirt is bunched under her breasts and her limbs are mid-flail. Her face is a rich teal.
yeah good help is too harwd to find nowanights everwyone is alrweady taken orw nobody wants to rweally worwk anymorwe it is such a shame wherwe did all the worwk ethic go
꧁Chittr, ithinkiwanttobe a girl i have wanted that for a while. i like...she and her...and i like being called pretty. i like imagining myself as someone's dainty friend. sometimes. i look at woman. and i think i want to be like that. and then i think about )(er. The Empress is a woman. Not just... A Woman. She is what womanhood looks like in my pan. She is beautiful. She is enormous. She is important and perfect. SheseverythingIamNot. So, when I think "I WANT TO BE A WOMAN" there is another part of me that immediately thinks that's ridiculous. Like I am putting on a crown of paper and pretending it is hers. pretendingthaticouldbe like her. I know that logically there are Billions of Women. I know that being a woman does not mean claiming to be comparable to the Empress. But it feels like it does. Girl feels... Smaller. Safer. Something I am allowed to want. Woman feels like a title I could never deserve. hhhf. I don't know if that is dysphoria. Or maybe. My IMperial Conditioning. Or both. Probably both. I still want to be a girl though. I think I can. I have called myself #nothing for a while now. Maybe Nonbinary. Or. Maybe. I've just said I didn't have a gender at all. They/Them. It. That. It doesn't make me feel like a man. It didn't make me a woman without )(er permission. It let me be vesica without deciding what Vesica is... Exactly. Sometimes being neither feels correct. Like, being they feels comfortable in a way She does not. It's familiar Sometimes I use nothing for my gender. Like. I use #nothing for everything else. If i'm not a man, or a woman, then i can't fail at either. If I am nothing then I can't compare myself to anyone. Especially not Her. If ia m they then i don't hav eto amdithowbadly i want She. Hhhh. Maybe. Idon'tknow. I think I'm too complicated. I should just. Be nothing. THoughts? #cw-gender-dysphoria #mental-health꧂
quote my prwonouns arwe she but not herw because i ll neverw be herw unquote
who vo!un7eer$ 7o be ea7en
don t you have morwe prwessing matterws to attend to
i am the pacifist of my #squad. i GUESS.
the hashtag weak link
okay well pacifism isn t that bad i mean you arwen t necessarwily the weak link because of that it s just all the otherw stuff i mean i am also a pacifist but that is because if i werwe to strwike someone i would kill them instantly so i would rwatherw not take lives so carwelessly it is like a rwesponsibility with such grweat powerw so it rweally depends on yourw angle arwe you a pacifist because you can t fight orw arwe you a pacifist because you rwefuse to fight
um! my friends are mostly just dicking around and pretending to kill each other. and i'm not doing that. so. neither? i think.
damn being excluded frwom socialization okay maybe you rweally arwe the weak link
yeah everwyone else is just having fun without you nothing to worwrwy about
So. How do I get out of this purple tower I appear to be on? #sburbce
do you want the fast way because i know a rwoute that gets you down immediately
Have you at least been aware of SBURB? Because I heavily doubt the way down is what you are about to say.
i think the way down is prwetty univerwsal rwegarwdless of whateverw blurwb you use
It's time to confess to you all. I'm not actually a human.
oh whew that s a rwelief
AYO observe this LMAOOOOO [Attached photo: A slender, wiry seadweller, eyes shaded with a violet visor. There's a decidedly dark smear across his cheek, blood wiped hastily from his nose. His evenly pointed teeth bared in a big old grin, the hand not holding up his palmhusk flashing a rude gesture. He's wearing three bright, ornate gold rings, one of which is naturally upon the rude finger in question.]
All right, I finally have to ask directly-- is there a REASON you like 8eing covered in 8lood so much?? It's ALL I see you doing some nights.
i think it s a lack of hygiene
've been postin' a lot of photos lately. Apologies. 've jus' been likin' usin' th' camera. Eheh.
you arwe forwgiven just don t make that mistake again
:33 < my new hobby is practicing getting fat :33 < hope you guys like bellies and thighs
wow you could have fooled me i alrweady thought it was yourw full time carweerw
:33 < who purrssed in your cereal
what grwoss nobody did why would anyone do that is that norwmal forw olives
:33 < it's a turn of phrase meaning who made you a bitch for the day
nobody makes me a bitch genderw neutrwal forw a day much less any perwiod of time because nobody can orwderw me to do anything this is of frwee will
Someone told me tonight that i was very "Himbo Coded" and i'm not sure if i should feel Offended or Flattered?... Better than being a twink, i suppose....but why???? do i genuinely just Put off Energy of being stupid? #Suggestive
to be giving off only stupid would be an upgrwade so if it werwe me i would take it while i could