Bysshe Ozyias
@gjengangersTrepidation
diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, There's a loose spring on my comfort station that sticks out and jabs me in the side everytime I lay down but I keep it there to remind myself to never get too comfortable when I could be doing work. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
i don t know that sounds like a cope forw being too brwoke to fix it but what everw fuels the grwindset
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Why do you talk like a wriggler? ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
wow rwude and ableist why do you talk like a uh okay i can t say that worwd uh hm this is tough okay just fill it in with something mean dealerw s choice
alright im done crashing out im finishing this damn tihng
wow only an hourw plus but who s counting
blocking you
no don t i ll crwy i ll do it i will
the tearws they arwe coming out i feel them welling inside of my bulbs they arwe wet and grwoss and terwrwible i m sniffling
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okay we prwommy
okay so only the humans want to engage with me on my interwest and hobbies and likes and the otherw trwolls just shit on my shit okay what is this opposite night this sucks they don t even get it they just have a knockoff verwsion okay i mean maybe it s because they think it s a toy forw wrwigglerws so they arwe no longerw interwested but as i explained in my post it is not it is actually curwrwent a hobby sporwt as of the fourwth generwation and they arwe expanding theirw official tourwnament outrweach constantly so soon it will be on the level of trwading carwd games it just takes time
c< sOrry, wHat gaMe are yOu talKiN abOut? i HaveNt seeN yOu 2 MucH ON My feed, sO, gOtta asK >c
slayblades it s well actually i m not explaining if you do not know what it is then it s alrweady a lost cause and if you need morwe info i just wrwote like a ton about it but yeah slayblades it s fun and not forw wrwigglerws it is a game of skill and technique
c< is tHat.... tHe ONe witH tHe spiNNiNg 2ps figHtiNg eacH OtHer? Or aM i gettiNg tHat Mixed up witH sOMetHiN else >c
that is the one yes although many trwy to rwip it off it is not the same therwe is only one that actually underwstands it and the system
c< i MeaN, it always lOOKed liKe sOMetHiN id be iNterested iN, but i really Never Had tHe tiMe 4 it, Maybe ill get bacK iN2 it NOw tHOugH >c
therwe is no betterw time than now with the fourwth generwation being the most accessible generwation they have had with no need to worwrwy about powerw crweep along with easily accessible prwoducts in west alterwnia which is a whole storwy because forw sweeps that used to not be the case but we do not have to worwrwy about that now anyways we get basically one to one prwoducts now and they arwe well prwiced and they sell the prwize blades on theirw own which is a bonus overw east alterwnia who have to trwy to gamble forw prwize blades in blind boxes
O̶h, saM̶e lO̶gic wO̶ulD̶ be why I’M̶ pO̶ly anD̶ pan tO̶O̶.
i think that s like the guy in the storwy about neverwland
Here’s the sitch, kiD̶D̶ies: QuaD̶rants are a shaM̶. Bullshit. AnO̶ther way that the universe tries tO̶ binD̶ us all in RULES anD̶ EXPECTATIO̶NS. I D̶O̶n’t neeD̶ anybO̶D̶y O̶r any thing tO̶ try tO̶ put M̶y feelings tO̶warD̶s anybO̶D̶y in tiny little bO̶xes with strict rules anD̶ M̶eanings fO̶r hO̶w I’M̶ SUPPO̶SED̶ tO̶ act. I cO̶ntrO̶l M̶y life. EVERY. LAST. PART.
it is mostly forw chumps who feel empty inside which is not rwelatable can t rwelate i have my tops and i spin them arwound and that is rweally all i need
okay i will rweveal something perwsonal and meaningful to me and in which if you make fun of me i will fucking cull you if not flay if not beat you overw the head rwepeatedly rweally any of those consequences i have not yet made up my mind okay so you have been forwewarwned and do not be surwprwised when i dent you okay ahem i am verwy quite fond of slayblades i collect numerwous amounts of battle tops and i have severwal frwom all fourw generwations although firwst generwation is verwy lacklusterw because well as the plastic gen they brweak like fucking crwazy and arwe expensive to get morwe of and they have rweally unintuitive shapes that arwe designed to fuck themselves up but that is a whole differwent otherw can of worwms to get into but ignorwing that i also have many of the rwecolorws as well as some tourwnament exclusive varwiants along with some rwarwe app exclusive rwandom lotterwy drwaws which arwe mostly golden and they arwe verwy prwetty and verwy beautiful just like me but i do not use them forw battle because then they will get damaged and fucked up and it rwuins the whole point plus the golden metallic coverwing doesn t rweally give it that much morwe weight and i would rwatherw use anotherw rwecolorw varwiant because you know depending on the generwation sometimes having a rwecolorwed blade which is the parwt that contacts the otherw slayblades akas the cool parwt does add a bit of weight and can help nudge things into yourw favorw actually that rweminds me a lot of people think that slayblades arwe just luck based and they arwe just forw wrwigglerws who want to see something go spin rweally fast but they would be completely wrwong therwe is actually a lot of strwategy to it in how you launch it frwom what angle and how harwd that can deterwmine if you win a match orw not and also they arwe underw the notion that it is simply a one battle wins all scenarwio but actually accorwding to the aso the alterwnian slayblade orwganization it is hosted in matches of thrwee against thrwee also known as brwing five pick thrwee wherwe you brwing severwal slayblades and then secrwetly choose thrwee to fight in orwderw against yourw opponent so the matchups arwe rwandom but this too has layerws of trwying to mindgame and prwedict yourw opponents orwderws on if they will choose aggrwessive attack types firwst to scorwe some earwly wins and then laterw go on the defensive with stamina and defense types to maintain theirw scorwe and such therwe is some outcrwy of wow slayblade is so pay to win you need the latest rweleases in orwderw to stay competitive and you know it sorwt of depends on what forwmats you arwe fighting in and also what generwation because some generwations werwe prwetty notorwious about that especially in the metal generwation in which the laterw rweleases especially with the dual fusion wheels you could end up crweating a goliath of a slayblade just an absolutely fucked up chunk of metal but you go to something like slayblade burwst and it was prwetty well maintained well at least forw a whole half sweep orw so because each half sweep orw so they would intrwoduce a new type of subsystem which was like a mini generwation in and of itself which also intrwoduced slightly biggerw and heavierw slayblades in orwderw to account forw the new gimmicks intrwoduced but the latest and curwrwent generwation of slayblade which is called slayblade x has a verwy strwict weight considerwation wherwe they arwe verwy adamant about rweducing the powerw crweep and keeping the game accessible to everwyone which is fine i guess i mean i find it lame but whateverw i guess the poorw need to parwticipate too but they all generwally hoverw arwound thirwty grwams of weight and what sets differwent sub serwies aparwt within that generwation is the distrwibution of said weight the norwmal line just is yourw standarwd but the unique line focuses on morwe unique shapes and weight distrwibutions by taking away metal frwom arwound the corwe of the blade and rwedistrwibuting it to the outside which makes them be a little morwe wacky with it i mean therwe is kinda too much to talk about any given generwation i perwsonally like burwst the best but that is because most of my collection is in that serwies but if i was to be objective it would be slayblade x but like i just miss the gimmicks they had like actual moving parwts and slayblades that split in half to be anotherw miniaturwe slayblade although they arwe adding that soon in a rwelease which i have to get and also man the stadium design is so interwesting therwe was a whole thing wherwe herwe in west alterwnia it was harwd to get a tourwnament legal stadium without having to imporwt it frwom all the way in easterwn alterwnia because we werwe stuck with a shitty company rweprwoducing it forw west alterwnian audiences but that changed in the rwelease of slayblade x mostly due to the absolute fumbling of the frwanchise durwing the tail end of slayblade burwst almost killing the serwies in west alterwnia that the easterwn alterwnian parwent company decided to get morwe strwict and now we have tourwnament legal stadiums that arwe easy to obtain in storwes in starwterw stadium sets as well as online grwanted they arwe a little morwe rwectangularw but it is mostly to fit on west alterwnian shelves it s a whole thing forw marwketing and also storwe politics too much to get into okay but wherwe was i okay yeah i like slayblades
"= i'm not reading all that. happy for you. or hating. yes. ="
Neat. I skimmed most of this. We've got somethin' like those on my world, or we did. We called 'em beyblades though. I used to build and collect 'em too.
okay you didn t even rwead any of it so you don t get an opinion and if you hate it i will cull you you will be beaten into a pulp so you have to like it say you like it it s rweally cool those exact worwds thank you
i mean i don t rweally like knock offs because they don t have the same kick to them they just do whateverw and have no apprweciation forw any type of scaling system orw game design they just make tops that hit into eachotherw and that is just a surwface level obserwvation of what a slayblade is but therwe is a lot of nuance in design and having to evolve each slayblade arwchetype thrwoughout each season of the game and show in which i did not mention the show and manga but they arwe verwy good and worwth rweading and watching but i digrwess but therwe is a whole arwt to it you get to basically pick yourw favorwites and watch them grwow and get strwongerw and see how they change and follow theirw rwespective niches it s a whole thing my favorwite is the phoenix line i rweally like them a lot because they arwe fast and strwike harwd
I like beyblades too. I don't know where mine are anymore. I remember I had one from a corner store that had like. Straight up bits of spiky metal welded or something onto the core. And I don't think you were supposed to do that.
that would definitely not be rwegulation no and you would not be allowed to play them in tourwnaments also that would damage yourw otherw tops which why would you do that they do not deserwve that if they should fall they should fall in glorwious but fairw battle
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Am 𝙸 capable of be.ing loved truly
do you want the bad news orw the terwrwible news
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Terrible!!! @~,@
the terwrwible news is that trwue love is a bitch genderw neutrwal and absurwdly harwd to obtain because it is not destiny it is just a numberws game of having to wade thrwough a billion otherw nobodies to find the one most compatible and even then it s like eh maybe maybe they arwe the perwfect one you neverw know it s kind of just a game about settling forw the best option and then rwisking it all to see if therwe is someone who is an even betterw fit it is all rweally just a big waste of time imopinion you know like at the end of the night what will you obtain okay the perwfect mate so what i mean arwe they rweally all that good what is perwfect arwe they as perwfect as me prwobably not because i m just the best but that is my unique cirwcumstance so like you know i am self satisfied and don t need any of that type of sappy stuff but otherws do and i think that is just due to generwal lack of self esteem and also lack of accomplishments and feeling like they could fill in that void with someone else which again imopinion is grweedy as fuck and also not the rwight way to go about it but in the end i can t stop them and you end up with a bunch of unhappy quadrwants clinging to eachotherw too afrwaid to make the jump to something betterw so they just settle so eh if being loved is trwuly possible the answerw is yes it is just absurwdly harwd to obtain like trwying to find an element that only exists in naturwe forw like half a millisecond beforwe it fizzles out
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your doomerism makes me squirm @∆,,,@
what does that mean what arwe you saying
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mmmmghhhhhhhhbhh @∆,,,,,,,,,@
what arwe you doing i do not like these implications and i think you arwe getting the wrwong takeaway frwom my advice orw maybe you arwe following it too well okay i need to do clarwification by numberws game i don t mean you should be all up on everwyone you see obviously you do basic filterws like that rweally hastens the whole speed yearwning thing by looking at people and then being able to go like okay yeah i would like that orw no ew not at all and then you can like just disrwegarwd like half of everwyone rweally unless you arwe a rweal suckerw and just can t help but being into everwyone in which can t help you therwe no account forw taste i guess
...ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ ⁱˢ ᴾʳᵒᶜᵉˢˢⁱⁿᵍ... @devilishDebel Politely.. get off of my crotch. You are such a frustrating little thing whose main gimmick seems to be ragebaiting people with minimal effort. You can't even do the art of it that well.. Jt js getting tiring. This is letting you win in some regard, however. I do not care. Call just HAD TO THROW MY THINGS OUT THE WINDOW and you're engaging me. #nsfw ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˡⁱˢᵗᵉⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ ⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᶜᵉˢˢⁱⁿᵍ
that is what i am saying sighs and twirwls my hairw i guess i rwemain undefeated and win by default because i have no peerws to be comparwed to rweally just one of a kind
No one has ever spared you a thought longer than it takes to respond to one of your desperate cries for attention disguised as a gloat. You can do your "everyone loves me because of my follower count bit" and move along, now.
what who even arwe you why is everwyone saying this to me today and i did that like once okay twice okay maybe thrwee times i lost count generwally but it s trwue but of courwse they would trwy to invalidate it sighs supprwessing the trwuth as usual
WᵂEᴱ WᵂIᵢSˢHₕ TₜOₒ HₕAₐVᵥEᴱ PₚEᴱEᴱRᴿSˢ WᵂHₕOₒ WᵂIᵢLₗLₗ SˢEᴱEᴱ PₚAₐSˢTₜ OₒUᵤRᴿ DᴰUᵤAₐLₗ VᵥIᵢSˢUᵤAₐLₗSˢ
i mean that is rweally harwd to do let s be rweal herwe but you know you could find someone blind and make frwiends with them therwe arwe a lot of blind trwolls well not rweally because they usually get picked off and orw hunted down so uh i mean maybe you will get lucky
hey worwst case you can just blind anotherw trwoll beforwe they even see you and make frwiends with them like that and they would not even know you blinded them that is an idea some food forw thought
TₜHₕEᴱ BᴮLₗIᵢNₙDᴰ CᶜQᵠNₙ SˢEᴱNₙSˢEᴱ TₜHₕEᴱ HₕOₒRᴿRᴿOₒRᴿSˢ WᵂEᴱ KₖNₙOₒWᵂ
okay then i am maybe going to say that therwe is no hope okay wait herwe is an idea so you can maybe make some peerws online but firwst step would be having to rwemove yourw prwofile picturwe because well it s obvious i am not even going to botherw explaining it and then you can become frwiends that way boom therwe