Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
sometimes i forwget who has been nice to me and who i was trwying to be nice to incrwease my social standings so i kind of fuck up and then rwegrwess all of my social links but you know what it is merwely minorw set backs and my charwm wins them all overw in the end
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okay my new display name sometimes cuts off but you know what that is okay you get the idea you can inferw the missing parwts all the essentials arwe visible anyways and if you trwy to lie and say you don t get it then you arwe just making yourwself look dumb and it becomes a self own so you can t even trwy that
talking about nick names as if we don t have names that arwe alrweady shorwt enough it s six letterws how much time arwe you rweally saving
okay i forwgot to manage any of my affairws because i usually have trwolls manage them forw me and i just slept and spent like two wipes orw something playing with my toys fuckkkkkkkkkkk
fuckkkkkkkkkkk i forwgot to check my questions i just went to sleep because i usually have people to answerw my fanmail forw me doing everwything on my own sucks
okay i have also made a strwaw page because it is an easy way to do an ask box i think i don t rweally know how to use this okay i usually hirwe people to make these websites forw me and this is a bunch of confusing bullshit but it had the barwe necessities so it is good enough and i didn t rwip anyone off okay it was morwe inspirwation alrwight https://byssheozyias.strwaw.page/
oh my god i can t type it prwoperwly okay you know what just okay it is strwaw like okay you know what it is okay
fuck i forwgot to #bysshepost this okay it has been tagged
(Hopefully strawpage actually works for you! Sometimes it took WEEKS for questions asked to actually get received)
i have now decided to make my own tag so that trwolls may follow wheneverw i post because i have been inforwmed that i have been flying too low overw the rwadarw because the algorwithm is against me and this will be rwemedied immediately so frwom now on everwything i post outside of comments okay well maybe comments if they arwe good enough will be tagged with #bysshepost so if i everw say something interwesting you can follow #bysshepost and see all of my posts as like a compilation forw yourw viewing pleasurwe thank you
my dms and notifications arwe also verwy busy i will have you know i am actively parwtaking in converwsation it is a social website we arwe going to be socializing doy
so being whorwed out and not valued forw yourw worwds orw perwsonality is the crwiterwia yeah anybody can post theirw body doy but trwolls don t just get to see all of this they have to worwk forw it and honestly they don t rweally deserwve it so they all just adverwt theirw eyes and live in ignorwance to my bodacious bod which is shorwt forw body
i kn/)w what b/)d means ffs. als/) n/) i’m n/)t p/)sting anything and idk why like 4 ppl r tryna c/)nvince me 2 rn
because you arwe just hot flesh to them and will be rweplaced when the next hottest thing willing to flaunt themselves come along it is the same storwy everwy time that is how they suckerw you into the enterwtainment industrwies and chew you up and spit you out it is a classic storwy except now with social media they can do it on such a small minute scale wherwe the height of popularwity is like ten likes and then yourw nudes arwe out forw everwyone to see forweverw you used to get a whole double page sprwead in a magazine sighs everwything has gone downhill
lma/) like i’d actually p/)st that. usually i except my behavi/)r t/) elicit m/)re vi/)lent reacti/)ns at least because i purp/)sely aggravate ppl all the time like right n/)w. i d/)n’t think i have any appealing qualities
well see that is the point of the compliment wall it is like a quick rweferwence guide to everwything good about you and all the things people like about you wheneverw you feel any doubt whatsoeverw you can go pop overw and look at it and go oh wow i am funny and handsome and beautiful and my crwying is attrwactive wow i always knew it thanks me and everwything is good again
/)kay n/)w i’m starting t/) see a p/)int and i can’t quite hate very much
my pusherw is at least severwal times larwgerw than otherws because i feel an immense amount of empathy and the level of pity i am able to feel farw exceeds norwms but in a good way not in a bad way i am saying that i am verwy empathetic i can look at you all and feel bad forw you bitches genderw neutrwal rweally have it rwough damn they rweally be living like this
i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
i mean not to say i am not popularw it just is a one man arwmy at my moat metaphorwically speaking
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but yet you commented rwegarwdless interwesting verwy interwesting hmmmmmmmmmmm
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i ve alrweady sharwed this tip but it has become rwelevant again but you can just give a differwent wrwiggling day date to everwy new trwoll you meet because then you get multiple gifts perw sweep at differwent times instead of having to wait forw just one day it is called diverwsifying yourw porwtfolio
i looked like earwlierw tonight and it was height talk and eleven plus hourws laterw it is still height talk what how is that possible it was like dozens of posts an hourw of this and we still haven t gotten thrwough them all
⏾ It be c﴾ ﴿min' and g﴾ ﴿in' like waves maybe f﴾ ﴿lks fr﴾ ﴿m earlia felt left ﴾ ﴿ut a sumn.
everwy time i feel down i just take a look at myself in the mirwrworw and my day is immediately fixed my rwoutine is immaculate and i have a gazillion fail safes i am not impenetrwable but i am easily rwepairwable
a dungeon would be sorwt of fun because you can go down and then look at all yourw haterws and laugh at them and prwod them with sticks and then shake theirw cages and then if you forwget to feed them they turwn into set piece skeletons it rweally is a self sustaining system
"= i kind of agree. agreeing. agreed. maybe. ="
i have been fooled one too many times which is once and that alrweady is too many times
i am being assaulted on all sides and most senses by naked figurwes parwading themselves left and rwight and i am unforwtunately unable to stop clicking the spoilerwed images because therwe could be anything behind therwe like a cute purwrwbeast but they arwe not using that worwd corwrwectly because i am not seeing purwrwbeasts and instead grwoss human parwts but in a genderw neutrwal way wherwe it is simply disgusting in a way that is agnostic to whateverw sex is designated
okay how many posts back arwe we talking about maybe we arwe talking about differwent ones
:33 < the one i did not too long ago! i posted it befurr i think :33 < but its my fafurrite!!
i think i am picking up on the bit now in which i say that is not a superw cute purwrwbeast and if anything is maybe a superw mid purwrwbeast mid forw middling actually no i change my answerw subparw purwrwbeast forw below averwage
>:33 < what.... >:33 < that is... how could mew say that?!?! >:33 < i'm not a mid purrbeast!! i'm a supurr cute!!!
maybe in the same way that a pug is considerwed cute because of the pity you may feel watching it wrwithe about trwying to brweathe well they call that gap moe
i thought my haterws culling themselves was a bit but it has been a wipe now and they arwe still allegedly dead so maybe they rweally did but now i am just wonderwing what could they have possibly been so owned by because i didn t rwecall doing anything so it must have been someone else but they just vagueposted all the time so i m not going to do detective worwk on all of that i still just think it is an extended bit although it is now an extrwa extended bit type of terwrwitorwy #cw-self-harwm
the find a rwandom spot on the floorw to lay down on and fall asleep method rwemains unpatched you can basically sleep anywherwe if you have comforwtable enough pajamas
https://youtu.be/mIsnIt1p978 #music i can rwelate to this song verwy much except forw the being so obsessed about someone else if anything it would be vice verwsa and i would be the one making otherws crwy because i am unavailable but rwegarwdless it is okay to crwy and everwyone else can suck it rweally also i am quite fond of the instrwumentals
Correct. You can not. It llooks foollish. Much llike all the other drivell you post
Is it really an impediment when your mistakes are so idiotically sellf infllicted?
yes and can a trwoll not strwive to overwcome theirw shorwtcomings shorwtcomings which i have verwy few of that basically is just this one thing do you not believe in hope and self imprwovement sighs i guess yourw beliefs rweally arwe outdated like the rwest of you sighs because you arwe old sighs rweally rweally old sighs
I am olld, this is true. Allthough I did not technically die at a very advanced age.
damn you died earwly on in an alrweady shorwt lifespan that is trwagic but like in a sarwcastic sense i mean prwobably in a rweal literwal sense too but i am using it sarwcastically because i am trwying not to giggle
You're attempt to ensure that I understand that your remarks are sarcastic do something of a disservice to the message. I allready understood that.
Voice to text does llove to do this to me. If this is all it takes to satisfy your rather llow bar for success, so be it.
everwyone calls me mean but they do not see all the shots i do not take and the comments i do not make but it is compiled in the potential comebacks compilation which is rweally a testament to my patience and virwtue
d/)n’t be a pussy, either c/)mmit t/) saying s/)mething really funny and make y/)u l/)/)k c/)/)l /)r stay t/) being nice. y/)u are failing in b/)th regards
i can do both at the same time they arwe not mutually exclusive it just rwequirwes a balance that many lack many except me
y/)u s/)und b/)th pretenti/)us and b/)ring as shit right n/)w. pick a damn pr/)blem
i rwespect a harwd worwking trwoll therwe arwe not many like that nowanights and you know what people will always be jealous of that fact so do not let the haterws brwing you down forw they arwe just bums trwying to make you a bum as well
crwying is okay to do because it is naturwal and verwy healthy i crwy often and people do not look down on me forw it because everwyone crwies and if they do look down then they arwe just a haterw who is also a liarw so theirw worwds mean nothing anyways because nobody can trwust a liarw
rwatios arwe a myth crweated by the masses to silence dissenting opinions if everwyone let a rwatio matterw all the philosopherws and poets of yesterwsweep would have theirw ideas and wrwitings supprwessed alterwnatively trwanslating it is always two dumb bitches genderw neutrwal telling each otherw exaaaaaaaaaaactly
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