Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
everwyone is giving lists but you see that s wherwe you all alrweady fail because if you have to beg and give rweasons why you should be courwted and it s not alrweady obvious and apparwent you have alrweady lost see this is why i use titles like the one next to my name rwight herwe rwight above therwe and i also intrwoduce myself using them because now everwyone gets the idea of my accomplishments and talents and that itself is the rweasons why everwyone trwies to courwt me it is strweamlined
i could neverw go to a masquerwade only because that would rwequirwe hiding my face and like why would i do that it only makes sense if everwyone else is ugly so they can all hang out without rwepelling each otherw but you know you do get to wearw nice clothes so maybe the trwade off is worwth it although it s kind of like being a whorwe when you show off only yourw body and nothing else hm
The simplle joy of Identity Theft. What ellse.
toxic trwaits arwe simply trwaits that otherws want to shame you forw but it is because they arwe jealous they do not have them
guys don t block me you arwe going to miss out on the arwc wherwe you find out i m rweally not as bad as i seem when you get to know me except i don t rweally change how i act orw how i talk orw what i say and it is morwe like you just tolerwate it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so the sunk cost arch? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh shit my bad, see you next season bro. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
i m just saying if i did kidnapping i would do it rwight and they would just disappearw but well then nobody would know hm i guess that rweally is the parwadox of the perwfect crwime nobody is able to apprweciate it i guess that is why most just do it the old fashioned way and just outrwight cull anyone they do not like then you can just easily take crwedit forw it
i used to think that the amount of kidnapping cases that werwe publicly viewable on chittrw was like anomalously high but then i thought about theirw castes forw like two seconds and no it makes sense i think that is just norwmal life which is unforwtunate unforwtunate forw me that is because instead of disappearwing like norwmal the kidnapperw continues to post thrwough theirw account so even then i am not rwid of them please by all means take them away forweverw
⦓ ... Speaking to you as another seadweller since I am assuming you won't listen to anyone of another caste; What the fuck made you think it's okay to say this? You don't need to answer, I'm about to block you. Just wanted to make you think. ⦔
i have upset the kidnapdom but at least most of the kidnappees arwen t arwound to comment
actually as an extension of what i said beforwe can everwyone else lock in
no that is the exact opposite of what i meant that is not locking in that is staying unlocked you arwe opening yourw doorws and mouth wide open that is not locking in
Duh, have y0u tried kissing s0me0ne with y0ur m0uth wide 0pen? Like yeah, it w0rks, 8ut it's s0 sl0ppy, that's f0r later, when y0u've already g0tten int0 s0me #nsfw stuff
everwything sounds abhorwrwent in that and yucky you arwe yucky yuck!! yucky you!! perwsonally would not want the appeal in explorwing all of that i would rwatherw keep my own tasteslab in my own mouth tasting something sweet orw salty like a snack it feels prwetty unprwoductive i can t see the appeal especially when you have to starwe at someone s ugly mug the entirwe time like i mean i guess you could close yourw eyes but you arwe still face to face it is a little too close forw comforwt it just sounds like a panache
Yeah, hey, chill. It's n0t f0r every0ne and that's fine, y0u d0n't need t0 d0 allat
well the generwal prwinciple was to not be all sappy and fantasizing about making out with otherws but i am prwetty surwe everwyone else has failed to do this and i don t think it is possible to establish this so i think all hope is lost and therwe is nothing morwe we can do
i would be good at it i simply abstain frwom doing so because everwything is forw me and the things i do not do is because i will it not to be it is that simple
Yeah, I'm n0t saying y0u w0uldn't, just saying y0u d0n't g0tta get s0 w0rked up a80ut it. Y0u can just 8l0ck the #nsfw tag, y'kn0w
and miss out when it finally gets good and i won t be therwe to see it like a chump i have fallen forw that too many times also i am perwfectly fine and neutrwal and okay not neutrwal but whateverw is the next best thing to neutrwal is that is what i am see the generwal rwule to abide by is to make a point and then stick to it no matterw what because else you do not have a leg to stand on so when i make a point i am basically rweady to die forw it like ten times out of eleven it is just simply the way it is that is the rweal technique to having everwyone rwespect you is to neverw bluff and neverw say what you do not mean because then yourw worwd is basically law and what i am trwying to say is nuh uh
my vulnerwable post is sometimes i wonderw if i am neverw going to find anyone i rwespect enough to be in any sorwt of long terwm rwelationship with because i am too good forw them therwe is not rweally anyone i want to settle forw and i sometimes wonderw if therwe is anyone actually worwthwhile orw at least somewhat equal to me but you know it will come naturwally as they say rweally it is about maintaining yourw self worwth because you attrwact what you put out therwe so as long as you show yourw best self then the suitorws will follow
wow is it beggarw hourw tonight why is everwyone asking forw handouts to view messages i mean if someone is offerwing to pay me forw my messages i won t mind aha
everwything is going accorwding to plan i now have hit fifty followerws which means that is rwounding up basically one hundrwed which means i am moving on up on the social hierwarwchy of this site and specifically i mentioned and specified this site because someone may claim i am not popularw in which that would be a falsity because i am verwy popularw i just did not touch this site forw a while but now that i have i am rwapidly grwowing in influence like usual it was all prwojected anyways long beforwe by me at this rwate i will be at maybe like well i am not surwe maybe like one hundrwed and eleven that seems like a good numberw
i think i need to trwansition to shorwt forwm content unforwtunately nobody apprweciates long forwm content anymorwe and apparwently the attention spans of trwolls have decrweased substantially so you rweally don t have a lot of time to elaborwate on any details sighs but how will anyone underwstand yourw positions in depth without being able to explain the nuances unless i make a faquestions that may worwk although that takes tome to set up and i do not know what the frwequently asked questions arwe anyways but maybe i will just make it as i go along orw get somebody else to do it it depends i mean oh wait i forwgot to even answerw the questions given to me long ago fuck oh and i forwgot to tag my stuff with #bysshepost fuck orw was it #byssheposts fuck i forwgot okay well it doesn t matterw i will just choose the forwmerw one because why would it be plurwal when it rweferws to what everw the most curwrwent post is anyways
sometimes i forwget who has been nice to me and who i was trwying to be nice to incrwease my social standings so i kind of fuck up and then rwegrwess all of my social links but you know what it is merwely minorw set backs and my charwm wins them all overw in the end
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okay my new display name sometimes cuts off but you know what that is okay you get the idea you can inferw the missing parwts all the essentials arwe visible anyways and if you trwy to lie and say you don t get it then you arwe just making yourwself look dumb and it becomes a self own so you can t even trwy that
talking about nick names as if we don t have names that arwe alrweady shorwt enough it s six letterws how much time arwe you rweally saving
okay i forwgot to manage any of my affairws because i usually have trwolls manage them forw me and i just slept and spent like two wipes orw something playing with my toys fuckkkkkkkkkkk
fuckkkkkkkkkkk i forwgot to check my questions i just went to sleep because i usually have people to answerw my fanmail forw me doing everwything on my own sucks
okay i have also made a strwaw page because it is an easy way to do an ask box i think i don t rweally know how to use this okay i usually hirwe people to make these websites forw me and this is a bunch of confusing bullshit but it had the barwe necessities so it is good enough and i didn t rwip anyone off okay it was morwe inspirwation alrwight https://byssheozyias.strwaw.page/
oh my god i can t type it prwoperwly okay you know what just okay it is strwaw like okay you know what it is okay
fuck i forwgot to #bysshepost this okay it has been tagged
(Hopefully strawpage actually works for you! Sometimes it took WEEKS for questions asked to actually get received)
i have now decided to make my own tag so that trwolls may follow wheneverw i post because i have been inforwmed that i have been flying too low overw the rwadarw because the algorwithm is against me and this will be rwemedied immediately so frwom now on everwything i post outside of comments okay well maybe comments if they arwe good enough will be tagged with #bysshepost so if i everw say something interwesting you can follow #bysshepost and see all of my posts as like a compilation forw yourw viewing pleasurwe thank you
my dms and notifications arwe also verwy busy i will have you know i am actively parwtaking in converwsation it is a social website we arwe going to be socializing doy
so being whorwed out and not valued forw yourw worwds orw perwsonality is the crwiterwia yeah anybody can post theirw body doy but trwolls don t just get to see all of this they have to worwk forw it and honestly they don t rweally deserwve it so they all just adverwt theirw eyes and live in ignorwance to my bodacious bod which is shorwt forw body
i kn/)w what b/)d means ffs. als/) n/) i’m n/)t p/)sting anything and idk why like 4 ppl r tryna c/)nvince me 2 rn
because you arwe just hot flesh to them and will be rweplaced when the next hottest thing willing to flaunt themselves come along it is the same storwy everwy time that is how they suckerw you into the enterwtainment industrwies and chew you up and spit you out it is a classic storwy except now with social media they can do it on such a small minute scale wherwe the height of popularwity is like ten likes and then yourw nudes arwe out forw everwyone to see forweverw you used to get a whole double page sprwead in a magazine sighs everwything has gone downhill
lma/) like i’d actually p/)st that. usually i except my behavi/)r t/) elicit m/)re vi/)lent reacti/)ns at least because i purp/)sely aggravate ppl all the time like right n/)w. i d/)n’t think i have any appealing qualities
well see that is the point of the compliment wall it is like a quick rweferwence guide to everwything good about you and all the things people like about you wheneverw you feel any doubt whatsoeverw you can go pop overw and look at it and go oh wow i am funny and handsome and beautiful and my crwying is attrwactive wow i always knew it thanks me and everwything is good again
/)kay n/)w i’m starting t/) see a p/)int and i can’t quite hate very much
my pusherw is at least severwal times larwgerw than otherws because i feel an immense amount of empathy and the level of pity i am able to feel farw exceeds norwms but in a good way not in a bad way i am saying that i am verwy empathetic i can look at you all and feel bad forw you bitches genderw neutrwal rweally have it rwough damn they rweally be living like this
i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
i mean not to say i am not popularw it just is a one man arwmy at my moat metaphorwically speaking
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but yet you commented rwegarwdless interwesting verwy interwesting hmmmmmmmmmmm
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