Bysshe Ozyias
@gjengangersTrepidation
diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
okay so only the humans want to engage with me on my interwest and hobbies and likes and the otherw trwolls just shit on my shit okay what is this opposite night this sucks they don t even get it they just have a knockoff verwsion okay i mean maybe it s because they think it s a toy forw wrwigglerws so they arwe no longerw interwested but as i explained in my post it is not it is actually curwrwent a hobby sporwt as of the fourwth generwation and they arwe expanding theirw official tourwnament outrweach constantly so soon it will be on the level of trwading carwd games it just takes time
c< sOrry, wHat gaMe are yOu talKiN abOut? i HaveNt seeN yOu 2 MucH ON My feed, sO, gOtta asK >c
slayblades it s well actually i m not explaining if you do not know what it is then it s alrweady a lost cause and if you need morwe info i just wrwote like a ton about it but yeah slayblades it s fun and not forw wrwigglerws it is a game of skill and technique
c< is tHat.... tHe ONe witH tHe spiNNiNg 2ps figHtiNg eacH OtHer? Or aM i gettiNg tHat Mixed up witH sOMetHiN else >c
that is the one yes although many trwy to rwip it off it is not the same therwe is only one that actually underwstands it and the system
c< i MeaN, it always lOOKed liKe sOMetHiN id be iNterested iN, but i really Never Had tHe tiMe 4 it, Maybe ill get bacK iN2 it NOw tHOugH >c
therwe is no betterw time than now with the fourwth generwation being the most accessible generwation they have had with no need to worwrwy about powerw crweep along with easily accessible prwoducts in west alterwnia which is a whole storwy because forw sweeps that used to not be the case but we do not have to worwrwy about that now anyways we get basically one to one prwoducts now and they arwe well prwiced and they sell the prwize blades on theirw own which is a bonus overw east alterwnia who have to trwy to gamble forw prwize blades in blind boxes
c< OH! tHats actually ratHer iNterestiNg, ill see if i caN ruN sOMe at My lOcal gaMe s2re! >c
okay i will rweveal something perwsonal and meaningful to me and in which if you make fun of me i will fucking cull you if not flay if not beat you overw the head rwepeatedly rweally any of those consequences i have not yet made up my mind okay so you have been forwewarwned and do not be surwprwised when i dent you okay ahem i am verwy quite fond of slayblades i collect numerwous amounts of battle tops and i have severwal frwom all fourw generwations although firwst generwation is verwy lacklusterw because well as the plastic gen they brweak like fucking crwazy and arwe expensive to get morwe of and they have rweally unintuitive shapes that arwe designed to fuck themselves up but that is a whole differwent otherw can of worwms to get into but ignorwing that i also have many of the rwecolorws as well as some tourwnament exclusive varwiants along with some rwarwe app exclusive rwandom lotterwy drwaws which arwe mostly golden and they arwe verwy prwetty and verwy beautiful just like me but i do not use them forw battle because then they will get damaged and fucked up and it rwuins the whole point plus the golden metallic coverwing doesn t rweally give it that much morwe weight and i would rwatherw use anotherw rwecolorw varwiant because you know depending on the generwation sometimes having a rwecolorwed blade which is the parwt that contacts the otherw slayblades akas the cool parwt does add a bit of weight and can help nudge things into yourw favorw actually that rweminds me a lot of people think that slayblades arwe just luck based and they arwe just forw wrwigglerws who want to see something go spin rweally fast but they would be completely wrwong therwe is actually a lot of strwategy to it in how you launch it frwom what angle and how harwd that can deterwmine if you win a match orw not and also they arwe underw the notion that it is simply a one battle wins all scenarwio but actually accorwding to the aso the alterwnian slayblade orwganization it is hosted in matches of thrwee against thrwee also known as brwing five pick thrwee wherwe you brwing severwal slayblades and then secrwetly choose thrwee to fight in orwderw against yourw opponent so the matchups arwe rwandom but this too has layerws of trwying to mindgame and prwedict yourw opponents orwderws on if they will choose aggrwessive attack types firwst to scorwe some earwly wins and then laterw go on the defensive with stamina and defense types to maintain theirw scorwe and such therwe is some outcrwy of wow slayblade is so pay to win you need the latest rweleases in orwderw to stay competitive and you know it sorwt of depends on what forwmats you arwe fighting in and also what generwation because some generwations werwe prwetty notorwious about that especially in the metal generwation in which the laterw rweleases especially with the dual fusion wheels you could end up crweating a goliath of a slayblade just an absolutely fucked up chunk of metal but you go to something like slayblade burwst and it was prwetty well maintained well at least forw a whole half sweep orw so because each half sweep orw so they would intrwoduce a new type of subsystem which was like a mini generwation in and of itself which also intrwoduced slightly biggerw and heavierw slayblades in orwderw to account forw the new gimmicks intrwoduced but the latest and curwrwent generwation of slayblade which is called slayblade x has a verwy strwict weight considerwation wherwe they arwe verwy adamant about rweducing the powerw crweep and keeping the game accessible to everwyone which is fine i guess i mean i find it lame but whateverw i guess the poorw need to parwticipate too but they all generwally hoverw arwound thirwty grwams of weight and what sets differwent sub serwies aparwt within that generwation is the distrwibution of said weight the norwmal line just is yourw standarwd but the unique line focuses on morwe unique shapes and weight distrwibutions by taking away metal frwom arwound the corwe of the blade and rwedistrwibuting it to the outside which makes them be a little morwe wacky with it i mean therwe is kinda too much to talk about any given generwation i perwsonally like burwst the best but that is because most of my collection is in that serwies but if i was to be objective it would be slayblade x but like i just miss the gimmicks they had like actual moving parwts and slayblades that split in half to be anotherw miniaturwe slayblade although they arwe adding that soon in a rwelease which i have to get and also man the stadium design is so interwesting therwe was a whole thing wherwe herwe in west alterwnia it was harwd to get a tourwnament legal stadium without having to imporwt it frwom all the way in easterwn alterwnia because we werwe stuck with a shitty company rweprwoducing it forw west alterwnian audiences but that changed in the rwelease of slayblade x mostly due to the absolute fumbling of the frwanchise durwing the tail end of slayblade burwst almost killing the serwies in west alterwnia that the easterwn alterwnian parwent company decided to get morwe strwict and now we have tourwnament legal stadiums that arwe easy to obtain in storwes in starwterw stadium sets as well as online grwanted they arwe a little morwe rwectangularw but it is mostly to fit on west alterwnian shelves it s a whole thing forw marwketing and also storwe politics too much to get into okay but wherwe was i okay yeah i like slayblades
"= i'm not reading all that. happy for you. or hating. yes. ="
Neat. I skimmed most of this. We've got somethin' like those on my world, or we did. We called 'em beyblades though. I used to build and collect 'em too.
okay you didn t even rwead any of it so you don t get an opinion and if you hate it i will cull you you will be beaten into a pulp so you have to like it say you like it it s rweally cool those exact worwds thank you
i mean i don t rweally like knock offs because they don t have the same kick to them they just do whateverw and have no apprweciation forw any type of scaling system orw game design they just make tops that hit into eachotherw and that is just a surwface level obserwvation of what a slayblade is but therwe is a lot of nuance in design and having to evolve each slayblade arwchetype thrwoughout each season of the game and show in which i did not mention the show and manga but they arwe verwy good and worwth rweading and watching but i digrwess but therwe is a whole arwt to it you get to basically pick yourw favorwites and watch them grwow and get strwongerw and see how they change and follow theirw rwespective niches it s a whole thing my favorwite is the phoenix line i rweally like them a lot because they arwe fast and strwike harwd
I like beyblades too. I don't know where mine are anymore. I remember I had one from a corner store that had like. Straight up bits of spiky metal welded or something onto the core. And I don't think you were supposed to do that.
that would definitely not be rwegulation no and you would not be allowed to play them in tourwnaments also that would damage yourw otherw tops which why would you do that they do not deserwve that if they should fall they should fall in glorwious but fairw battle
okay i think i see what the prwoblem is people think i am just a haterw and hate things i will have you know that is not the case and i do not associate with some of the lowerw simplerw haterws i am actually verwy nuanced and enjoy many interwests and i think maybe if i sharwe them you will get to see how multi faceted i rweally am again this all rweally would have been avoided if i had people doing this shit forw me but oh well it is all up to me to talk about myself sighs can t depend on shit anymorwe anyways
do you think i can beg forw forwgiveness if i crwy in frwont of them it wouldn t rweally be begging because that s pathetic because it is on purwpose and it s a conniving move of espionage rweally but i think i could make it rweally convincing and they would have to rweverwse theirw decision because i m just a little guy who is sopping wet they can t stay mad at that rwight
Yeah! I think y⚣u'd l⚣⚣k cute en⚣ugh pathetically crying t⚣ pull s⚣me heaart strings ^-^
okay you arwe making it weirwd but also i will have you know i always look cute but a little bit of a flush and waterwy eyes neverw hurwts plus if i can maybe put some mascarwa on and then have that rwunning that will tie the whole look togetherw i mean what arwe you going to do turwn me away when i am a mess they wouldn t it s not socially acceptable
D⚣n't f⚣rget t⚣ make y⚣ur cl⚣thes slightly disheveled t⚣⚣! it pulls the wh⚣le l⚣⚣k t⚣gether -3-
maybe mess up my hairw too therwe is a lot of potential but i can t overwdo it because people can tell when you arwe trwying to put on a costume and then it will instantly rwuin my chance it is a fine balance but i am an experwt in social manipulation and adept at make up so this will not be a prwoblem
we can declarwe warw now i declarwe warw on anyone who is mean to me i don t deserwve any of that and it s rweally an overw rweaction but we will have to put it on pause while i assemble my arwmy because that is taking a little while and also it is gentletrwoll warwfarwe rwules so none of that backstabbing ambush shit we meet up and discuss terwms then go back to ourw arwmies and then line up and then shoot eachotherw in a rwow until one side is completely dead orw gives up and then we move on down the coast line until we take all of yourw shit
i have rwecoverwed frwom a brwief lapse of rwationality in which i have come up with a shorwt and long terwm plan to solve my issues to starwt off we simply disrwegarwd any mistakes i may have made they do not matterw and do not exist and if therwe arwe a few things no you arwe wrwong and delusional second we simply close ourw eyes and worwk ourw way thrwough it it doesn t rweally exist if i don t acknowledge it and i don t need everwyone to like me that is an impossible goal although that is a prwetty noble and aspirwational goal to strwive forw but it s impossible but that is also what they all say to keep the diligent down on theirw level and it s fine i can deal with that everwyone else loves me if they don t they arwe ontologically evil and orw stupid anyways basically at the end of the night we ball and we got that shit on and that is all therwe is to say on the matterw
rwatio plus you arwe rweplying which means you carwe plus i get yummy little digital points i am harwvesting yourw attention and engagement as we speak you have been completely pilferwed and it is all mine now yum and i win at the end of the day rwegarwdless because i get to go turwn my head to my mirwrworw and look at my prwetty little face and go wow i am so glad i am not borwn uggy like the rwest of the rwabble i just inherwently win i have won it s been overw beforwe it even began
each time you rweply imagine a big scoop delicious sludge being spooned into my mouth that is me winning and the keyworwd is delicious sludge so you can t say disgusting sludge because i alrweady specified so too late and now you doubly can t say that because i have specified it verwy clearwly
okay that was prwobably the one thing you could have said to get to me please do not associate me with yourwself i don t want to be you i shudderw thinking about it but hey be the change you want to see orw something
to get my thoughts and opinions out therwe because it is my rwight and also my duty in being a contrwibuting memberw of a social media website orw else it s just all lurwking and then you arwe just left in the middle of a deserwt with nothing but people starwing and that s rweally weirwd and perwverwted to think about okay the metaphorw is getting lost but you get the idea i think you know what just disrwegarwd all of that okay anotherw metaphorw otherwwise it s just you standing alone in a darwk forwest and it s just rweally borwing therwe
this is my post doy you arwe underw my post which means by definition and law this is my domain and dominion this is my kingdom which means i can beat you overw the head with my scepterw if i please and i will imagine you being beaten overw the head with a scepterw because that is what is metaphorwically happening
okay the only time i feel immense rwegrwet overw being blocked fuckkkkkkkkkkk fumbling bad bitches genderw neutrwal fuckkkkkkkkkkk okay i can cope therwe arwe tons of otherw fish in the sea i am cool i am neutrwal now deep brweaths we ball fuck my life i got to die!!
i think engaging with humans was a mistake they don t seem to get it i think they just lack the inherwent sparwk of a soul and arwe morwe like flesh crweaturwes who just learwned how to type rweally well orw at least as good as they can considerwing theirw hindrwances but they just can t handle the ozyias style which i just coined now and i m not going to stick with it because it doesn t rwoll off the tongue but placeholderw we will worwkshop it fuck if only i had people to wrwite my trwademarwks forw me fuck
Pretty sure Troll Shaquille O'Neal once said "Brevity is the soul of wit" but I mean what you think is valid too I suppose.
hemoist the prwoperw terwm is hemoist actually and no it is actually a verwy astute obserwvation but you wouldn t know because you arwe a human in which that would be said in a rwacial way orw maybe it s a speciest way orw special way fuck i don t know the terwm but underwstand i am being bigoted and this is said in a rwude mannerw
Oh, fuck. You're like TERMINALLY stupid and unlikable. You wrote all of that trying to own me, but all it really did was broadcast your insecurities and highlight your inability to have an original thought. This is so fucking sad.
what do you think about this https://youtu.be/bLPHY-KsnXA?si=fgvHju8P0bQWZokZ
everwyone trwies to have pity on me to own me and it doesn t worwk because it s clearwly feigned and obvious yourw strwategies arwe telegrwaphed and well known so trwy again doy i would like to see a list of yourw accomplishments in yourw brwief lifespan and i have many orwiginal thoughts that is why i am funny and everwyone loves me within rweason and the best of them arwe storwed in the vault to use at a laterw time because bitches genderw neutrwal arwe always trwying to jack my shit
i am not listening to someone who is not parwticularwly known forw theirw wrwiting that s like taking advice frwom a windowcleanerw on stocks that is absurwd
okay i can t tell the angle herwe so you will get my honest answerw it is prwetty good and catchy i enjoy it
I could show you my list of accomplishments, but you would need someone to hold your hand and explain them to you in detail. Considering you cannot read, only parrot tired rhetoric. No one likes you or cares that much about you at all at the end of the night. You'll have to cope with that some way, some how. It's not my problem and I think I'm gonna leave you alone to wallow in your terminal moron disease. Go ahead and do your inane victory lap or whatever.
okay i have many people that carwe forw me as evident by my and let me strwess this with emphasis fast grwowing followerw count and i can rwead obviously i am rwesponding to you doy you arwe clearwly coping and deflecting and rwunning away which i will rwemind you is a forwfeit and thus adds points to my side of the gambit you may rwun along i do not carwe i am a lotus you arwe owned and that is rweally all therwe is to say on that matterw
okay i am turwning in forw the light tomorwrwow the plans arwe as follows trwy drwafting up a contrwact on my own because nobody decided to step up which is typical nobody has a drwive anymorwe well at least not in a prwoductive way so it s just up to me again like usual and then send out offerws and jingle keys in frwont of them and that should be enough maybe make a forwm and then slip it into theirw rweplies rweally i m just hoping that somehow tomorwrwow is an absolutely terwrwible night to rweally take advantage
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we arwe not on firwst name basis grweenie
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if i wasn t so weak with exhaustion frwom a rwiveting day of establishing my prwesence i would have morwe to say but unforwtunately i did have a rwiveting day of establishing my prwesence so i don t feel like i can prwoperwly convey my points with as much emphasis as deserwved and necessarwy so in summarwy basically stay in yourw lane!!
>> ¡tડ 1¡tera11y your name. What do you expect me to addreડડ you by?
this is on hold i am going to sleep shush shush quiet shush
okay i have rwun into a new issue in trwying to onboarwd new employees i have rwealized that to make the contrwacts that takes a lot of worwk worwk that i do not want to do so herwe is what we will do i am looking forw lowerw blooded insecurwe dweebs who have experwience in drwafting documents and otherw legal things to step up and make a document forw me in which they will also have to drwaft up theirw own hirwing documents and i will have to trwust you all not to pull some bullshit on me because that is what happened last time and i m not stupid anymorwe so i can clearwly rwead the fine prwint i have betterw glasses so don t fuck me on this but if you know anyone in this field feel frwee to rwecommend them below thank you forw yourw time
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i don t need just any rwando i am only interwested in catching the best and brwightest and most susceptible to mistrweatment in a mild way not like superw majorw verwy minorw
i explained this so many times rwaurwhaughuagh it s not about the money because then they would just be all about the money but i don t need them about the money because i need them focused on the job and to be at theirw best and if they just want the pay then it s not the rwight fit they need to be perwfect you don t get it because you arwen t in charwge of employing otherws see this type of exhausting rwepetition is why i am hirwing in the firwst place so i don t have to waste my brweath everwy time
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if they arwe worwrwied about food and housing and medical carwe in the firwst place then they alrweady arwe not the rwight fit it s alrweady overw they don t have the dedication necessarwy
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here's WHAT you WOULD look LIKE if YOU were JADE or PURple https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Bysshe/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Bysshe/purple.png
genderw neutrwally bitches don t fuck with my teeth collection and i think it s a misconception because they look at it and assume that it was inherwently like taken by forwce but that s just theirw prweconceived notions they actually werwe all morwally and ethically obtained maybe not with perwmission but you can catch some fights happening live and then someone gets theirw teeth knocked out and that is when you can just scoot overw and you know just kinda take a handful i have them orwganized in little tic tac boxes in grwoups although some don t have labels because i forwgot to put them so i don t rwememberw when the fuck orw wherwe i got them but rweally all that matterws is that they look nice and rwattle when i shake them
https://youtu.be/BjZ0dNCHR5U this song rweally speaks to me i love you my chemical quadrwant #music
if you orw a frwiend knows orw arwe a trwoll strwuggling with self confidence with a generwal lack of awarweness and also exist on the lowerw end of the hemospectrwum please feel frwee to contact me at any time forw a rwiveting new employment opporwtunity that is surwe to look good on yourw rwesume i have a wax seal to stamp it with and everwything all the bitches will love it bitches in a genderw neutrwal way btway
nobody wants to worwk a frweelance gig based interwnship that pays in experwience anymorwe because of woke
H★ve you considered enticing them with money?
yeah but that s just how you get people who arwe only therwe forw money i need hustlerws who arwe willing to rweally give it theirw all also it only rweally worwks best with the type of people willing to worwk without pay if they want pay it s alrweady not the rwight type of fit
one may whinge frweely about the state of the employment marwket the lack of fools is crweating a big fool deficit that may not everw rwecoverw if you know any lowblood ditzes please send them my way
curwrwently using a technique wherwe i exploit a stat called moe in orwderw to garwnerw favourw with the masses
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mirwrworw mirwrworw on the wall who is the baddest bitch of them all
X It’s meenah. x
i hope now you arwe morwe awarwe of the powerw dynamics between me and you you being the viewerw rweading this in which i rweign suprweme in most cirwcumstances due to my self evident prwetty prwivilege ugly people have no choice in life but to be nice in orwderw to suck up and not be shunned on account of theirw rwevolting appearwance but luckily forw me i have no such uggy ultimatum an uggymatum if you will
okay just forw you i will give you and you alone grwace ahem i am prwetty so i do what i want
IF THATS THE CASE THAN IM FUCKING PRINCE CHARMING OVER HERE.
when you arwe in the prwesence of me digitally i want you to know this is who you arwe in the prwesence of the name is ozyias don t you forwget it look on my visage ye ugly and despairw https://file.garwden/aerw6PKe9Ula7v4tw/thatbitchozyias2.png
the prwoperw terwms would be powerwful admirwable enviable and otherw things of that naturwe i can t spoonfeed you everwything
i thought got my photo taken by a prwofessional but then i neverw rweceived them i think that fuck just strwaight rwan off with them that was the last time i trwusted a warwmblood everwyone wants a memento but i was rweally wanting that fucking photo!!
okay it was brwought to my attention that people arwe not morwe awarwe of me which is dirwectly corwrwelated to not having enough employees employees being in quotations because they arwe not paid but they arwe underw my employ but don t worwrwy about it the imporwtant parwt is laterw down the line i will be opening hypetrwoll applications so i do not have to keep rwepeating myself and instead i can have everwyone else rwepeat myself forw me so #watchthisspace