D. Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, M, he/him. Creative Director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. Just checking shit out, ig
bugger my cereals gone stale
hung out with bro and dork today dork wanted to go do karaoke and bar hopping, and we let bro pick the place sex shop themed bar slutty slutty drink names honestly the drinks were great though
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damn maybe i oughta find a show to go bounce around at for a while
i feel so damn wired right now fucking lmfao
motherfucking mama mia
like they're literally perfect
I'm not sure what your referring to but if its woman they usually are. :B
talking about my new #dashwatching #crackship they're cut from the same cloth its a trainwreck i wanna watch them interact forever
wake up guys, new crackship just dropped #dashwatching #theultimatemeetingoftheminds
this eggroll fat as fuck
literally what is that wet thing i need 4
bark bark or whatever
starts yappin like a certified pedigree pomaranian with a name like prince edwin von pickles or some shit
on an unrelated note how come every time i order a burger sans 1 sauce they go absolutely crazy on the other sauces like if i order a little burgey and i ask for no mustard i am not looking for a burger absolutely drowned in ketchup the fuck just be normal about my sauces dog it's not that hard
#JUST APPRECIATE THE SAUCES. #THEY G9 HAM 6ECAUSE THEY KN9W Y9U WANT THE SAUCES
yeah the taste is a factor but I'm not really worried about the wetness is the thing most people aint thinking about how wet their sandwich is man i'm thinking man i really don't want mustard right now and bam. drown that shit in ketchup right fuckin now sorry did you wanna hold onto your burger? nah nah nah ketchup hands it ends up being way more sauce than woulda been on the burger if id just left the mustard on it like they always over compensate on it its crazy why am i having to do burgery (burger surgery) to salvage the eatability of my burger, dog riddle me that batman
maybe the dude making your burger hates mustard and really likes ketchup and thinks you're a kindred spirit
you just gotta really like ketchup and catch up drink it from the bottle, put freak him
i can respect the grind but dog id rather die lotta bits ill commit to but that aint one
i just think i shouldnt have to have a system for avoiding burger induced ketchup hands
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tis a problem that has been around for centuries probably why the sandwich was invented
fuck. i should call my bro
and i dont mean that in a wow go do this elsewhere way i mean that in a fuck it sucks seeing yall go through this the same way itd suck seeing MY folks
sometimes i forget most of y'all didn't work your shit out
which of you fucking dirks is at anthrocon right now
do you like waffles
xx_YEAH_WE_LIEK_WAFFLEZ!!!_DO_YUO_LIEK_PANCAKEZ?_xx
yeah we like pancakes! do you like french toast?
need hoes to get more comfortable in their masculinity asap
i'm probably the manliest guy on this website.
| No | I Actually Like 8eing More Fem | Thank You |
ill get comfortable in your masculinity whatever the shit that means
puts my lips on the mic so it comes out all warbled then this post isnt about you