Daveathan Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, m, he/him. creative director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. earth zs only dave strider
if any of you have missed me lol my bad
wait actually out of curiosity daves sound off whats your actual full name i know some of you are daves full stop ill go first im a davis
B33 < meowstly dave and david in the deva constellations collective meowmory B33 < i think theres like one dawson though
i guess this is the part where im supposed to admit my full name is david like seeing the true identity of the mysterious villain thats been egging on the plot the entire time we arent talking about my middle name that loredrop comes in the middle of the second season i think and its just rude to give out spoilers you know
its just that one of us starts posting and the rest of us crawl out of the leaf litter like so many weevils
anyway sorry nonstriders for the unplanned strider hour
c< its fiNe, persONally, i liKe striders, i feel a KiNdred spirit witH tHeM >c
now Playing: i Dont Mind. Better Entertainment Than Listening To The Raiders Screaming Under Me. :thanks For Listening Wastelander
hes literally addicted to being silly btw dont listen to him
yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death
if a man were truly starving hed eat that shit like one of them watermelon eating contests
its just inefficient it doesnt even save you from the grease drip and now youve got an uneven spread of crust the cheese and like whats the point even
it changes up the texture obviously and you can eat it from any direction see id go at it from the side so none of it get disconnected and falls off
theres no such thing as a miserable pizza eating experience dude cmon youre slandering the pizza itself
i have to pretend someone elses name is david cuz it happened to me earlier let me have this
killing your alts to establish dominance is a well known strider passtime btw
hal bestie i think you technically count as the alt here
youre still entitled to killing your alts to establish dominance though
i make an alt thats wokeathan for my woke moments and its just my picture with a bigger worse mustache photoshopped onto it
wHaT If yOu 🔔 SwItChEd yOuR 🔔 mUsTaChE AnD YoUr 🔔 ShAdEs
like shopped in new shades and a stache or shopped my stache where my shades are and vice versa
im daveathan not wokeathan keep the fuck up
also btw if i ever get into a new relationship and if any of you call it yaoi im skinning you alive just like fyi
You are mostly built of situationships, Dave. Yaoi does not imply much more stability, but I, among many others, would be remiss to apply it to your status.
now Playing: forgive Me But, What Is 'yaoi' :thanks For Listening Wastelander
the people on chittr are rpfing my friends
CAN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE WOKE DAVE THEN? IT'S UNSETTLING WHEN YOU TELL THE RESIDENTS OF CHITTR WHATS WHAT.
sometimes i have to bear the mantle like what you want me to leave this up to the kankris?
thats the second time today btw whats with that
i mean yeah thats my jarley and my kk theyre literally just goofin around per their own words
Well them theyre just goofin, shouldn't let it go to heart kid. It'll just cause headaches
were cancelling karkat for being mean to jade
if being mean to my kismesis #mykismesis was a crime then i'd gladly live as an outlaw. gotta have my jadey <3<
(immediate realization that i have no idea what the etiquette is for talking to or about people whose alts you know and that i might sound like a total jackass for no reason)
no offense you do kind of sound like a jackass right now also jarley (seen above) and karkat (@carcinizationGenesis) arent dating
shut up about the twinks where are my old men that look like old men at
￣\ my filter is really lax but daddy seemed a bridge too far for our first interaction /￣
oh babes dont even worry about that i had someone make my soup posting about sex somehow i can handle a little daddy joke here and there
im a man of the arts
just because he cant play prokofievs piano sonata no 7 doesnt mean its weird that i can smfh 🙄
You Are A Being Of Many Talents. #sagenod
Where I'm from we call these "black MIDIs" and we acknowledge that composing them requires skill, not just vomiting whatever bullshit the OP felt like onto the sheet.
Making atonal music sound good is hard. Clearly it's a skill that the original composer did not have. I don't care how technically impressive the piece is, it's still dogshit.
jman doesn't like that i contain multitudes
i love when i do some shit and jman looks at me like ive grown a second head it fuels me
spoke too soon
spatzle has spent the last 40 minutes making my headache worse and she has finally finally laid down again
she was doing that thing where she cries incessantly at the door until i let her out of the room but then cry incessantly at the door until i let her back in ad infinitum until i decided i wasnt getting out of bed again so then i had to barely tolerate another 10 minutes of her crying at the door with no relief until she decided to go eat and come lay down
i can tolerate it on a normal day for sure but fuck 😭 my head is pounding and sitting and standing up is a whole ass endeavor girl can we do this another time please