D. Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, M, he/him. Creative Director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. Just checking shit out, ig
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bars #notafraidofbeingfat #butdefsafraidofbeingpregnant
၄⋆၃ i get you humans xan name your kid whatever you want when you pop them bitxhes outta your vagina but you landed on JOHN question mark sorry we xant be friends if your name is john #satire
you know john is short for something right
Johnthew.
၄⋆၃ what question mark i dont xare really its still a gog awful name and they should simply xombust into flames
Is That Not How Human Names Work?
i mean sometimes but usually with like two full names so it'd be jonmatthew thew isn't a name
when you shitpost in your dreams you shitpost in real life
this is true it happens to me all the time
🥛i Miss You Guys🐄
yo holy shit we got a fucking milkman here? holy shit fuck okay fuck shit hey man how's it goin
Licking ice cream straight from the bin like an animal.
this is a crime deserving of capital punishment man and i dont even get down on criminal enforcement like that something severely wrong with you
Sometimes the ones who deny themselves licking a frozen treat straight from the tub are the ones who need to the most... Consume an entire pint of ice cream, Mr Strider. You must. For the enrichment of your soul.
Are you personally going to bring me a spoon? Because otherwise, you are simply a sufferer I cannot help.
i will deadass for literally for sure bring you a spoon, dog
my man, i will fuck up a whole quart of ice cream if i really feel like hating myself later but licking the ice cream out of the pint is NOT my idea of animal time call me when you're licking popcorn up outta your hand one kernel at a time like a goat
Once Again, The Striders Are Awarded An Hour In The Canoe For Good Behavior.
i continue to #staywinning
i feel so damn wired right now fucking lmfao
Steals The Copper In Your Wires.
God, That Was So Stupid. #silly #positive
motherfucking mama mia
true.
being called ‘alpha’ dave still makes me laugh haha i know it’s a timeline thing or something but i am not the guy i would call alpha
defos a timeline thing for sure, ain't none of us alpha core by modern definitions lol
D--->I keep hearing "Give it to me baby" and I'm starting to feel like it's a command. #suggestive #nsfw
and all the girlies say i'm pretty fly (for a white guy)
(Meteor) smash or pass
Pass or pass
the motto of the ace baddie
#WarriorsCryToo
#healthymasculinity
like they're literally perfect
I'm not sure what your referring to but if its woman they usually are. :B
talking about my new #dashwatching #crackship they're cut from the same cloth its a trainwreck i wanna watch them interact forever