D. Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, M, he/him. Creative Director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. Just checking shit out, ig
do you ever think about how even excluding the shenanigans time players get in to and up to there are literally infinite universes and therefore uncountable versions of yourself haha yeah me neither
I have yet to run into any version of me, but I will take your word for it, Mr strider💚
give it a week
Hey *Throws ★ boulder ★t you* Is this helping?
i catch it in my mouth like a beautiful golden labrador retriever and swallow it whole in one go like a snake
anyone elses cat trap them and forcibly groom their head
i am excluding cat people this is about my cat spatzle trapping me in bed and grooming the side of my head my hair is damp help me
i wonder if by chance theres something going on on the weekend that i might be on the lookout for perhaps some sort of activity that happens once a week on the same night at the same time a real regular social engagement that i can put in my calendar lest i forget my weekly engagement but no certainly not
sicknasty’s on Sundays ??
i thought that was on saturdays fuck my meticulously hand lettered wall calendar..... im gonna have to redo it
hope it was in pencil !!
i only use the finest of calligraphy inks in my hand lettering
they should come up with a catchy alliterative name so people can remember when it is
fuck that would be so helpful
Solves your problems beam
hey!! i need those problems to grow as a person through learning how to solve them! now im not gonna learn anything!
Solves some of your problems beam
thats better
every time i cant find my cat I have to actually sit down and force myself not to panic which is wild because i would panic over literally nothing else but oh my god what if she ran outside somehow (doors are closed) (windows are closed) (period of time she might have slipped out miniscule, would have noticed)
also its fine i located her within the apartment she can stay hiding safely under the furniture as long as i know shes there
I find ignoring their existence will manifest their return. Until it doesn't.
oh yeah no as long as i just go back to my business shell come back and make my business her business theres just that moment of fear like fuck what if what if what if shes fine though shes under the couch
what even happens if a john egbert logs on and sees a june. like what must be going through that kids head.
probably something akin to huh wonder how that happened
not in a bad way
W3 2hould mak3 lik3 a k3yboard and put U and I tog3th3r
o ver my dead body
LMAO my bad bro2ki didnt know you f3lt that 2trong about it
i dont i just saw the joke and i took it
>> my type: your dad.
you cant say that to me man
oh come on, you date ONE(!!!) person who's mean, emotionally unstable, and was kinda toxic and abusive in childhood, and SUDDENLY thats your "type"?? >:I
baby girl youve been dating the same mean, emotionally unstable, kinda toxic and abusive in childhood girl on and off exclusively for the last decade
REPEATEDLY MULTIPLE TIMES NO IN BETWEENS
i am so worried about the state of your emotional well being man
i'm literally fine! i mean, currently i'm a little concerned about my relationship (or potentially lack thereof...?), but i'm fine!
man,
do thos≡ two think th≡yr≡ lik≡ t≡xting ≡ach oth≡r or som≡thing lol
sometimes you gotta shame a bitch on the timeline man
dont tell jonny boy but the only person ive dated in the last like 10 years has been TZ and were both kind of agreed its more a decision to commit out of convenience than any proper pale romantic attraction on either part like its love but like its different you know what i mean? the commitment is the fulfillment of roles wed split if there was something he wanted more
aw fuck hes gonna get so sad about my decade old breakup