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Bird is cool but the fruit is funnier im gonna picture you fucking up a kiwi fruit normal style
8=l < Drank my loving friends juice this morning
I can attest, a proud card carrying member of the not-a-great-dad club
yes that would be correct i answer the phones that way now its kind of cool actually ill be like mister sbahjo here whats the issue uh huh uh huh ok let me forward you to my attourney for processing
ill be honest with you the origin is a long fucking story that involves being signed into office by an associate and the next thing i know im taking a legally trollian name and signing papers left and right and now its like do i abandon my post do i leave the people waiting and wanting unsure when they will get another elected official or do i commit to my duty until its natural time progression reaches its course tough choices man
8=l < I made a thing
i love my friends :)
ok, plane's taking off soon, hopping off for now see yall in a few hours #mendelondecation
Ah/ Another human on the troll website/ I'll save you the time of forty posts ask//ing what th//ings are/ If you see a term you're unfamiliar with, then it's probably someth//ing stupid/ BIOLOGY AND THE TROLL BODY abdominal sausages: Guts or intestines aggravation sponge: A very harsh headache acid tract / acid tubes: Stomach or intestines anguish bladder: Organ behind the forehead contain//ing dismay fluid auricular sponge clots: Hear//ing organs bellowsacs: Lungs or breath//ing organs blood pusher: Heart bulge: A general body appendage/ Can refer to someth//ing phallic, a hand, shoulder, back, head, or skull depend//ing on context chagrin tunnel: Anus, or possibly the digestive tract from mouth to anus chitin chunk: Probably a reproductive organ chitinous windhole: Throat digestion bladder: Stomach dismay fluid: Fluid stored in the anguish bladder frond: An appendage, such as a leg, hand, or wrist gallsphincter: Presumably part of a gall bladder ganderbulb: Eyeball gastric evacuation gland: Bowel glance nugget: Eye hear ducts: Hear//ing organs hemospectrum: The spectrum of colors found in troll blood ignorance shaft / ignorance tunnel / ignorance gash: Throat, windpipe, or mouth, particularly when describ//ing someone say//ing someth//ing foolish lobe stem: Part of the brain, similar to a lobe or brain stem lookstubs: Part of the eye, apparently the eyelids lumpsquirt: Someth//ing squirted from a lump meal tunnel: Esophagus nook: A bodily crevice or entrance, such as the anus or throat nub: A lump or protrud//ing body part, such as a shoulder, chest, knee, or short horn nugbone: Head or skull point stump: F//inger porous cranial plates: Part of the skull through which blood flows posture pole: Spine prong: A bodily extension, usually a f//inger or hand protein chute: Esophagus pump biscuit: Heart rumble spheres: Breasts seed flap: Presumably a reproductive orifice shame globes: Presumably sexual organs, possibly analogous to testicles sniffnodes: Olfactory organs sniff nub / sniff tube: Parts of the nose or olfactory system snort barrels: Nostrils spinal crevice: Ass or ass crack spine lump: Part of the head located along the spine, possibly simply the head sponge: Brain squawk blister / squawk gaper: Throat or voice-produc//ing organ squeal pipette: Throat or voice-produc//ing organ strut pod: Foot strut stick: Leg or locomot//ing limb think pan / pan: Brain or head thoratic struts: Ribs thump tortoise: Heart torso pillar: Back or spine wiggler: Larval or infant troll, also used for the young of other species CULTURE AND SOCIETY archeradicator: Alternian military archer arena stickball: Team sport similar to table stickball auditerrorizer: Auditor blastoff device: Rocket blastoff research: Rocket science bookhive: Library breeze blender: Fan capacioniter: Unit of length cavalreaper: Alternian military warrior who uses joust//ing clutchropes: Grappl//ing ropes or hooks cross//ing trestle: Bridge excessive bodily force poetry: Someth//ing similar to Earth slam poetry flaysquad: Group of threshecutioners gamblignant: Deadly marauder with a passion for games of chance grubschool: Preschool or kindergarten hive: House or home hivebatch: Neighborhood or group of hives hive stem: High-rise-like structure with hives constructed along its sides hold pole: Rail//ing killosopher: Philosopher concerned with kill//ing laughsassin / laughssassin: Alternian military combatant who uses trapeze techniques legislacerator: Lawyer and bounty hunter looneyblock: Insane asylum recreational field / recreation sprawl: Park ruffiannihilator: Alternian military warrior known for brute strength schoolhive: School school fed / schoolfed: Educated or "schooled" scienstiff: Scientist or intellectual regarded as humorless or conventional soil perturber: Shovel stemcluster: City composed of hive stems subgrub: Suburb or outly//ing district of a stemcluster subjugglator: Juggalo-like member of Alternia's rul//ing religious or military order subjugglation: Subjugation performed by subjugglators terrologian: Theologian threshecutioner: Alternian military warrior who uses thresh//ing weapons such as sickles thresher: Sharp implement associated with threshecutioners Trollplanet: Alternia, as rendered in the Alternian alphabet FLORA AND FAUNA baabeast: Sheep bark gnomes: Fairies barkbeast / barkfiend: Dog or canine beefgrub: Larva bred for consumption bivalved jewel container / bivalvular sea critter: Oyster or other bivalve buzzbug: Bee cheese critter: Mouse, rat, or similar small rodent cholerbear: Sluggish lusus commonly associated with the teal caste cluckbeast: Chicken or other poultry dangleslug: Squiddle or cephalopod dirt noodle: Worm gobblefiend: Turkey honkbird: Goose hoofbeast: Horse-like animal, sometimes aquatic lusus naturae: Alternian monster species whose members raise young trolls marchbugs: Ants milkbeast: Cow or cattle moobeast: Cow or cattle musclebeast: Large muscular nocturnal creature with humanoid and bestial anatomy nibble vermin: Mouse, rat, or similar chew//ing pest nut creature: Squirrel porkfiend: Pig purrbeast: Cat quackbeast: Duck rainbow drinker: Vampire ripperwasp: Bee-like insect shadow dropper: Undead creature of the daytime shellscuttler: Lobster-like crustacean skyhorse: Fly//ing seahorse-like lusus snake-rodent: Weasel or similar long-bodied rodent-like animal spleenfowl: Loud, unintelligent lusus associated with the teal caste squeakbeast: Rat or mouse st//ingbug: Hornet talonscreecher: Bird trunkbeast / trumpet beast: Elephant tubeflora: Tree woolbeast: Sheep HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD [number] wheel device: Wheeled vehicle or object/ One wheel device means unicycle, four wheel device can mean wheelchair, etc/ ablutionrobe: Bathrobe ablution trap: Bathtub bileslaw: Coleslaw-like food block: Generic word for a room bobblenug: Bobblehead figurine boiled tree blood: Maple syrup or similar sap-based food bulbhuggers: Possible word for a bra buttery exploded kernels: Popcorn churned dairy product: Butter corpse box: Coffin or casket crisprange: Stove Cruel Aid: Kool-Aid-like drink dong shouter: Bell dross coffer: Garbage can escalation zigzags: Stairs extraterraneal land//ing slats: Rooftop balcony-like structures falldown slat: Skateboard fart niblets: Beans flavor disc: Pizza gander precipice: Balcony gland holsters: Possible word for a bra glitter biscuit: Sparkly sticker or award grub: Common Alternian foodstuff, used in dishes such as grubsauce and grubcakes and sometimes in technology grubshed: Small grub-related shed, possibly analogous to a doghouse heft satchels: Possible word for a bra hunger trunk: Fridge or pantry huskloaf: Baked food husktop: Laptop hydration cylinder: Beverage can jut duffels: Possible word for a bra lawnmeal: Picnic lawnr//ing: Yard loaf supplement: Bologna loungeplank: Couch or sofa meal block: Kitchen medicalizer: Wall-mounted heal//ing device nub stilts: High-heeled shoes nutrition cylinder: Can of food nutrition plateau: Plate offal drum: Trash can palmhusk: Mobile phone or handheld computer panlid: Hat protrusion hammocks: Possible word for a bra peal screamer: Bell recuperacoon: Sopor slime-filled sleep//ing pod respiteblock: Bedroom rumpusblock: Recreation or rumpus room scald//ing leaf fluid: Tea scourdray: Mop cart scuttlebuggy: Vehicle/ Can refer to fly//ing, hover//ing, wheeled, or legged vehicles omniscuttlecoach: Large vehicle for transport//ing many trolls, similar to a bus snack mineral: Salt or other mineral season//ing smearspinner: Floor waxer snuggleplane: Blanket spherical fruit str//ing: Grapevine splaysac: Soft chair similar to a beanbag, filled with sopor slime swaychair: Rock//ing chair thermal hull: Refrigerator tobacco flutes: Cigars troll caegar: Coin wheelstops: Brakes wobble rucksack: Possible word for a bra zigzag incline: Stairway EXPRESSIONS AND GRAMMAR "blood beneath the abatoir": "water under the bridge" "bury the thresher": "bury the hatchet" "cloak-and-laser": "cloak-and-dagger" "cold gobblefiend": "cold turkey" "collide-and-scamper": "hit-and-run" columnsnap: Whiplash red distraction fish: Red herr//ing enclosure talons: Quotation marks or f//inger quotes finish crumbs: Sentence-end//ing punctuation, especially periods "grub-fisted": "ham-fisted" hav//ing one's horns handed to them: Hav//ing one's ass handed to them, or be//ing thoroughly defeated "hunt-and-sequester": "hide-and-seek" invertebrother: Fraternal term of affection, possibly religious make one's recuperacoon and wriggle around in its slime: "make one's bed and lie in it" "(not) my container of scald//ing leaf fluid": "(not) my cup of tea" "no need to flip your thinkpan": "no need to flip your lid" "off my swaychair": "off my rocker" "opposable digits in huskloafs": "f//ingers in pies" "r//ings a dong shouter" / "r//ings a peal screamer": "r//ings a bell" "ripperwasp in their jock": "bee in their bonnet" "run-of-the-grain-grinder": "run-of-the-mill" "scrubbed fuchsia": Scrubbed clean or "whitewashed," possibly referr//ing to fuchsia-caste censorship shout pole: Exclamation mark "spill the fart niblets": "spill the beans" "spinn//ing my wheel device": "spinn//ing my wheels" surprise noodle: Question mark tomewriggler: Bookworm "troll caegar a dozen": "dime a dozen" "weakslime": "weaksauce" "when shit hits the breeze blender" / "when shit hits the thresher": "when shit hits the fan" "wild honkbird chase": "wild goose chase" "without a bean in your thinkpan": Empty-headed, unintelligent, or foolish Be warned for #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #biology and whatever else/
@naknakGodhead please don't eat Finland.
Biting your plushies is norm★l.
im gonna turn sollux into a pony
what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad
strawberry flavored kisses.
Onc3 upon a tim3 I ran a dating 23rvic3 for cluckb3a2t2, but I 3v3ntually gav3 it up cau23 I wa2 2truggling to mak3 h3n2 m33t.
Sometimes I stick my legs up when I'm lying down. A horizontal need to be vertical.
saying i have to protect the #squad like we're a wolf pack suddenly
you know where i live we use this thing called twitter! there was a cool bird. that was before i fell out of the ethereal plane
I'm just kidding. I enjoy it thoroughly, especially the storytelling.
Gooood Afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen, Annd Everything In Between Or Outside! I Am Your Host - Vinny! i Am Just Pleased To Bring Americas Beloved Game Show Into The Digital Era With Daily Quizzes And Games From Yours Truly. it’s Alright If You Do Not Know Of Said Game Show, It Is My Understanding That Many Of You Are Either Not From This Exact Iteration Of The Same Planet, Or From A Different Planet/its Many Iterations Entirely! I Look Forward To Becoming Well Acquainted Regardless! that’s All I’ve Got For Now, Look Forward To Any Future Broadcasts!
damn yøu right my b fam
Ɏ get jea-a-alous Ɏ
8=l < One of the most beautifoal creatures to e%ist 8=l < It's been long since I've seen one in person yet I still remember how breathtaking 8=l < I am a shapeshifter but out of respect I've neighver taken the form of such beasts 8=l < Instead I make unicorn glass figurines
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(°. i wish i was m𖦹re 𖦹utg𖦹ing .°)
X Thank you wise one x
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If you could be an Earthbender, Airbender, Waterbender, or Firebender what would you choose? I would choose waterbending, partially due to its beauty and elegance it's freedom. Also because then I could also control beer by association. #substance
i need to kill something tonight, feel it's life leave it's body while it slinks limply in my teeth #violence
၄⋆၃ she is not baxk yet dot dot dot still in that awful in between plaxe from what i have gathered :( whatever is in there with her is definitely not good
Well, Bec reaction to all the information I had around the events was just a very confused " What " ^. .^
ahem
D --> An e%clusive offer has been e%tended to me D --> To attend a certain gathering D --> Of the social elite D --> And they are allowhinnying me to enlist a plus one to bring along D --> Naturally, my moirail will be joining me D --> Her identity is to remane a secret D --> But she is a wonderfoal companion D --> And will keep me from getting too D --> Wild and free D --> At this gathering
Same vibes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14c86324c33b.png
therapist is nice to me which i know it's their job but still it's weird
c< depeNds ON wHat iM eatiN, but, geNerally i prefer vaNilla >c
blue. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I LIKE FOOD!!! SO YEAH!!! FOOD FLAVOR!!!
depends on the vessel 8ut if it’s dairy-8ased, cookies and cream fucks hard if it isn’t dairy-8ased, either white peach or something sour
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Purressss!ng my warm belly on your face꠹
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Hoo hoo ha!!!! Tis' I the magnimous and luminous... MONKEI MAGYKS!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I shall bless thy feed with my grandiose and fortuitous spells!! Bringing you good fortune and as thee youngin's say "good vibes" to your day!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I am wise beyond my years with multitudes of knowledge within my monkey paw grasp so beware if you tempt to cross me!! Though I may be soothed by the delicacy of a blueberry sorbet surprise. EHEM!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate is my protégé!! My apprentice!! My comrade in arms!!!! Slight him and I shalt cast my mightiest of chaotic magics upon you and your bloodline HOO HOO HAH!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Ehem. I like bloons tower defense 6, I like playing roleplaying games and I am a mighty appreciator of the fine arts that is larping. I do like making friends who also wish to partake in similar activities that I enjoy. I also take magic spell and brew comissions!!! so uhm...hoo hoo hah!!! give me coins and my skills are yours!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
my height? wont matter once were horizontal
Ohhhhhhh 1 thought 1t was a matter of s1gn1ng up for human space mar1nes
Decent eye candy here.
Of course you can! It's open invitation.
im glad youure alive. youure a wonnderfuul thinng to behold.
thought i'd put on my old outfit and then use my powers to,well,enhance my curves... and i completely forgot that my old clothes aren't made from a stretchy enough material. #nsfw #hyper #hyper-proportions #breast-expansion #ass-expansion https://file.garden/ajbwlq7l9sbzhjvh/k8lwlgc8fmy.jpg ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⡶⠦⣤⣠⣴⣶⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢿⠷⢼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣍⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣘⣒⣤⡀⠀⠈⢻⡷⠶⠒⠚⣿⠥⠥⠥⣍⠳⣌⠻⣆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠠⠤⢬⣹⣿⣦⣶⣯⣤⣤⣤⣾⣁⣀⡀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠀⠘⣷⣅⣠⣾⣛⣯⣅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢙⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣶⣤⣮⣿⣿⣯⢴⢴⢥⣅ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠫⢈⠻⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣹⣿⡿⠯⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⡀⠘⢳⡀⠈⣙⣶⡖⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠌⢳⠀⢼⣦⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢷⣤⣤⠙⠚⠁⠀⠙⠦⣄⡀⠀⢀⣠⠗⠂⠔⡸⠀⠈⠟⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣤⣜⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠐⠒⠉⢠⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⣻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠷⢿⣷⣤⣴⣿⠿⢛⣵⣿⡿⢤⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠉⠁⠁⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⢴⡻⣿
*Evil witch cackle*
i can see. you seem heavily interested on that. unlike my other counterparts. im actually interested mostly in music.
cant go wrong with uranium chips.
pretty sure he would just write " bitch " and say thats her.
something like an amusement park or something
Dawg, cut him some slack. He's clearly trying his goddamn best.
yeah. i gotta let the mark on whoever i end up doing. always. its a rule. at this point. arf. #suggestive
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
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Alternia flat is 6l9wing up. If any Alternians are distressed a69ut the news my DMs are 9pen f9r y9u t9 vent a69ut it.
Ok no one gives a fuck a8out my google form so I'm 8ack to posting selfies to get attention!!!!!!!! Everyone on this we8site apparently has 8etter things to do #selfie
I think you and I live in different areas. Thank you for your concern, but I believe I will be fine.
love going for that big stretch …and falling off the dang bed :|
you kiinda look liike that vox iidiiot that 2howed up here cycle2 ago, no thank2.
eatin a slimothy jimothy in the shade while thinking about violence #violence
This originally was a joke. However, you have a deal.
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so close... https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/b2271ff24fAA.png https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/66347b3f6141.jpg
c< iM dOiN fucKeN aMaziNg rigHt NOw! >c
yknow thats true we are pretty bitey
one time when i was still just a crow i stole half a mcchicken from some poor unsuspecting kid who left it sitting for 2 minutes too long
I've decided to use my ID photo for my profile image on here. https://i.imgur.com/tZ6cWCp.png
dont you mean "herstory"?
the truest of motherfuckin atom splitters :o)
Perfect, I will arrange a time thank you for offering.
footwork got your girl throwing ass so hard she passes out and hits her head on a table corner
Today was a lot more swell, all things considered. Hung out with my bestest pals for a majority of the day and got myself out of the house, hoo hoo!
me and who after hitting a blinker https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg #substance maybe fuck i guess
Oh, and for those curious: I DID ask Feferi out to dinner, and we had a lovely time! Nothing scandalous, not that I'd necessarily admit it if there was, but a pretty great first date I'd say! Looking forward to doing it again sometime.
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG
Coke Zero supremacy. Or if I'm particularly self-destructive, regular.
Oh I suppose I completely blanked the "Diet" part. No, fuck those people.
[ >I SHALL CHOOSETH TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT! THANKETH THEE!_ ]
THAT IS THE DINNER OF NO BOY. THAT IS A MAN'S DINNER.
glad to see this guy is still going strong godspeed to the websites biggest hater of all time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc52ee7070d6.png
what do kids like to do these days i need to convince my brother to hang out an i ran out a trash food joints to bribe him with
he has fuckin died
doggy kisses for @gardenGamma!!!!!!!! this one is really fun because we dont look like each other at all!! so many jades.... so many ways to be jade.... #requests #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/qppANAX.png
:33 < huh, b33n a while since ive posted a selfie! sorry fur the bad lighting :(( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af443f05a633.png #selfie
hes so cute look at him! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/663b90aef434.jpg
Ch1ttr 1 propose we ra1d @term1nallyCapr1 's h1ve
yeah, they really 2hould be free two everyone and not liicen2ed.
did u kno u can swim in dat water and it not be radioactive to hurt u
https://i.imgur.com/0HEhVVE.png
2o when II fiir2t came two the bubble2, II wa2 a2ked two '2earch my iinventory', and II had two liike hack iinto my '2ylladex' and two paper2 came out of that once II hacked the encryptiion, one 2ayiing that 'we faiiled, good luck have fun' and another que2tiioniing why II wa2 even u2iing my 2ylladex when II don't need iit, turn2 out all II have two do ii2 vii2ualiize 2omethiing iin my thiinkpan and iit materiialiize2, good luck, mo2t of who II met from my memoriie2 are a dark liightle22 hole for me.
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/8f36164e45855ce8cff676ce7ee8cc3d/a9f61853809a9889-1a/s1280x19tvw0/5d9645dd88ec3d8544704aa8c6d24829da8f55f2.jpg
one sip of thats gonna have me fucked five ways til tuesday i can tell just from how fucking yummy it looks gonna have me stumbling around like justin timberlake at a dui hoping my agent comes running to my rescue "cmon he did byebyebye and backstreets back let my man go" "did you see how he was driving maam he was doing backflips and grinding rails like tony hawk" "OH SHIT" "he got on the roof of the car and did a kickflip with it i didnt even think that was possible" "OH SHIT" "honestly im kind of impressed but rules are rules" "okay but if you saw the fruitastic cocktail he was sipping up you would understand. also he did sexyback cmonnnn" "well shit i guess we have to let him go because he did sexyback" "really" "SIKE" "OH SHIT"
:33 < hey i'm a troll!!
// happy 4/13 get a treat today. For the John in You
Not yet But I'll have him squealin when I get him #nsfw
I too scratch my back on rough surfaces (usually a wall corner). #bearmaxxing
I'm going to fight shitpeta, be back later.
:33< hes the best!
:33< shoutout to the best warioware charactpurr :33< spitz!
♯ya
1 fuck1ng h4t3 t4x3s. #bonf1r3p4rty
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART. ENGAGE IN LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE ACTIVITIES INSTEAD.
My favorites include: - All Nepetas, and Nemean <3 - The Many Roses in my Garden - The Fluffy Tails of All Harleys, Jade or Other - The Ever Inquisitive and wonderful Morning Aranea - The Many Roxy's that make me spill my Coffee - Mind Controlling Spiders - The Best Gamer Girl - The Royal Class (Peaches and Plums) - The Karkitties and Puppies - The Underprivileged and The Rebellious - The Freaks and Weirdos - Rank Maid (Mwah) - The Empress (Double Mwah) - The Duelscar that Taught me to Fish - The Egberts who I'll never admit are more handsome and prettier than I am - The Striders who have it better - The Striders who have it worse - Abominations and Monsters - Horror Terrors - The Administration of Trollbama - Madam Secretary of the Department of Degeneracy - And yes, even some Eridans (At least the ones that stop by) And the most important mention of all - Madam Maplehoof herself
I think I would prefer that.
https://i.imgur.com/MjyS2i3.png
I will accept that, as well.
Fun Zelda fact, #beetleweek edition: In The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the flying shopkeeper Beedle lives on an isolated island at the edge of the world map. Sleeping in his flying shop until night will allow you to visit him, where he will be admiring his treasured Horned Colossus Beetle. ▼
i am on my knees sobbing begging you to stop posting minion memes
\ c0ntent aware scale l00k1n ass beast /
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hi everyone!! happy Easter!!
((EVERYTIME BRO STRIDER ENDS UP IN MY DREAMS I START QUESTIONING MY TASTE IN MEN.))
https://www.oceansunfish.org/mola%20nerve.pdf
Yes, t)(is is correct! And t)(at t)(ey are a )(ost to all sorts of parasites. T)(ey are a little ecosystem. T)(ey often get bitten by s)(arks and ot)(er sea fauna becraws t)(ey t)(ing its food, but often spat out. T)(ey taste AWFUL! 38D
hm! g☀☀d th☀ught my friend. as cute as it is, there is s☀me☀ne ☀ut there wh☀ might be inclined t☀ disagree. i wish y☀u luck in finding a way t☀ sp☀il this image!
haha! ☀h what a delightful little creature! i very much enj☀y this beast. thank y☀u f☀r sharing, friend!
It Was Like A Circus Long Before The Invasion.
WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THIS SHIT?!?? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/50/3f/d2/503fd25e07f2a8e818d985c85f00853f.jpg
With the abundance of Sea dwellers you could start an Aquarium
DON'T WORRY NOVELTY BITS LIKE HIS DON'T LAST LONGER THAN A DAY
if all dogs go to heaven maybe that's why everyone is trying to act like little bitches.
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Put me back.
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
Shrugs. Welcome to the club.
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
dont listen to her gamgam u keep it up hit it BIG
fuck strawberry jelly and fuck grape jelly too raspberry is the only winner
broi im sur ur beats r sick as fuck, u rock tht shit dad dont know shiiiiiiit
shoot him for slander
dAaAaAaAmN, i AiN't KnOw ThE tWeEtY bItChEs WeRe AlL dOwN wItH tHe TaStE oF tHe BeAsTeR! pErChAnCe MiGhT bE a PoSsIbIlItY tHaT a MoThEr FuCkEr PaRt FoWl ThE wAy We BoTh Be FlY & hIgH. :o) HONK
OK ONE THING YOU GOT RIGHT I'MA GIVE YOU THAT
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
hell yaaa babeyyyyy
Lol.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/cb/98/9ecb98104c2091e825a934632bfc6606.jpg SLOOPY MAKEOUTS AFTER EVERY BITE. #nsfw?
Favorite Roxy yet YEAH!!
Allllrigh7y! Jus7 send me your coordina7es and a medical evacua7ion uni7 will be dispa7ched 7o ge7 you in7o in7ensive care!
my tail wags when im hugged :)
the secret is that you have an egg in it and youre hiding baby ass me in there
FAT CHICKS FOR ALL.
that was me. you won't be getting it back.
@cosmicCanine i know im an alternate universe version of your mom, not your "real" mom, but i just want to say hiiiii i love you i hope youre eating well and staying hydrated!!