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If you could be an Earthbender, Airbender, Waterbender, or Firebender what would you choose? I would choose waterbending, partially due to its beauty and elegance it's freedom. Also because then I could also control beer by association. #substance
i need to kill something tonight, feel it's life leave it's body while it slinks limply in my teeth #violence
၄⋆၃ she is not baxk yet dot dot dot still in that awful in between plaxe from what i have gathered :( whatever is in there with her is definitely not good
Well, Bec reaction to all the information I had around the events was just a very confused " What " ^. .^
ahem
D --> An e%clusive offer has been e%tended to me D --> To attend a certain gathering D --> Of the social elite D --> And they are allowhinnying me to enlist a plus one to bring along D --> Naturally, my moirail will be joining me D --> Her identity is to remane a secret D --> But she is a wonderfoal companion D --> And will keep me from getting too D --> Wild and free D --> At this gathering
Same vibes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14c86324c33b.png
therapist is nice to me which i know it's their job but still it's weird
c< depeNds ON wHat iM eatiN, but, geNerally i prefer vaNilla >c
blue. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I LIKE FOOD!!! SO YEAH!!! FOOD FLAVOR!!!
depends on the vessel 8ut if it’s dairy-8ased, cookies and cream fucks hard if it isn’t dairy-8ased, either white peach or something sour
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Purressss!ng my warm belly on your face꠹
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Hoo hoo ha!!!! Tis' I the magnimous and luminous... MONKEI MAGYKS!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I shall bless thy feed with my grandiose and fortuitous spells!! Bringing you good fortune and as thee youngin's say "good vibes" to your day!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I am wise beyond my years with multitudes of knowledge within my monkey paw grasp so beware if you tempt to cross me!! Though I may be soothed by the delicacy of a blueberry sorbet surprise. EHEM!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate is my protégé!! My apprentice!! My comrade in arms!!!! Slight him and I shalt cast my mightiest of chaotic magics upon you and your bloodline HOO HOO HAH!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Ehem. I like bloons tower defense 6, I like playing roleplaying games and I am a mighty appreciator of the fine arts that is larping. I do like making friends who also wish to partake in similar activities that I enjoy. I also take magic spell and brew comissions!!! so uhm...hoo hoo hah!!! give me coins and my skills are yours!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
my height? wont matter once were horizontal
Ohhhhhhh 1 thought 1t was a matter of s1gn1ng up for human space mar1nes
Decent eye candy here.
Of course you can! It's open invitation.
im glad youure alive. youure a wonnderfuul thinng to behold.
thought i'd put on my old outfit and then use my powers to,well,enhance my curves... and i completely forgot that my old clothes aren't made from a stretchy enough material. #nsfw #hyper #hyper-proportions #breast-expansion #ass-expansion https://file.garden/ajbwlq7l9sbzhjvh/k8lwlgc8fmy.jpg ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⡶⠦⣤⣠⣴⣶⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢿⠷⢼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣍⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣘⣒⣤⡀⠀⠈⢻⡷⠶⠒⠚⣿⠥⠥⠥⣍⠳⣌⠻⣆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠠⠤⢬⣹⣿⣦⣶⣯⣤⣤⣤⣾⣁⣀⡀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠀⠘⣷⣅⣠⣾⣛⣯⣅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢙⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣶⣤⣮⣿⣿⣯⢴⢴⢥⣅ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠫⢈⠻⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣹⣿⡿⠯⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⡀⠘⢳⡀⠈⣙⣶⡖⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠌⢳⠀⢼⣦⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢷⣤⣤⠙⠚⠁⠀⠙⠦⣄⡀⠀⢀⣠⠗⠂⠔⡸⠀⠈⠟⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣤⣜⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠐⠒⠉⢠⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⣻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠷⢿⣷⣤⣴⣿⠿⢛⣵⣿⡿⢤⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠉⠁⠁⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⢴⡻⣿
*Evil witch cackle*
i can see. you seem heavily interested on that. unlike my other counterparts. im actually interested mostly in music.
cant go wrong with uranium chips.
pretty sure he would just write " bitch " and say thats her.
something like an amusement park or something
Dawg, cut him some slack. He's clearly trying his goddamn best.
yeah. i gotta let the mark on whoever i end up doing. always. its a rule. at this point. arf. #suggestive
D--->I miss the snow...winter is by far my favorite season out of the 4.
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
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aLl dEsErVe tO LoCk oUr jAw oN SoMeOnE'S MeAt wItH FuLl fUcKiNg fOrCe. LiKe jUsT BeInG AlIvE SaYs sO!
Alternia flat is 6l9wing up. If any Alternians are distressed a69ut the news my DMs are 9pen f9r y9u t9 vent a69ut it.
Ok no one gives a fuck a8out my google form so I'm 8ack to posting selfies to get attention!!!!!!!! Everyone on this we8site apparently has 8etter things to do #selfie
I think you and I live in different areas. Thank you for your concern, but I believe I will be fine.
love going for that big stretch …and falling off the dang bed :|
you kiinda look liike that vox iidiiot that 2howed up here cycle2 ago, no thank2.
eatin a slimothy jimothy in the shade while thinking about violence #violence
This originally was a joke. However, you have a deal.
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so close... https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/b2271ff24fAA.png https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/66347b3f6141.jpg
c< iM dOiN fucKeN aMaziNg rigHt NOw! >c
yknow thats true we are pretty bitey
one time when i was still just a crow i stole half a mcchicken from some poor unsuspecting kid who left it sitting for 2 minutes too long
I've decided to use my ID photo for my profile image on here. https://i.imgur.com/tZ6cWCp.png
dont you mean "herstory"?
the truest of motherfuckin atom splitters :o)
Perfect, I will arrange a time thank you for offering.
footwork got your girl throwing ass so hard she passes out and hits her head on a table corner
Today was a lot more swell, all things considered. Hung out with my bestest pals for a majority of the day and got myself out of the house, hoo hoo!
me and who after hitting a blinker https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg #substance maybe fuck i guess
Oh, and for those curious: I DID ask Feferi out to dinner, and we had a lovely time! Nothing scandalous, not that I'd necessarily admit it if there was, but a pretty great first date I'd say! Looking forward to doing it again sometime.
>:=D I WANT ALL TO PONdER ANd BE IN AWW TO SEE mY PHYSIQUE THAT OF A HOOFBEAST ON STEROIdS (PR WANTS TO REmINd EVERYONE THIS IS A JOKE). KEEP YOUR BULGES IN YOUR TROUSERS PEOPLE. NEIGH! HTTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNRHR7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20REF.PNG
Coke Zero supremacy. Or if I'm particularly self-destructive, regular.
Oh I suppose I completely blanked the "Diet" part. No, fuck those people.
[ >I SHALL CHOOSETH TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT! THANKETH THEE!_ ]
THAT IS THE DINNER OF NO BOY. THAT IS A MAN'S DINNER.
glad to see this guy is still going strong godspeed to the websites biggest hater of all time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc52ee7070d6.png
what do kids like to do these days i need to convince my brother to hang out an i ran out a trash food joints to bribe him with
doggy kisses for @gardenGamma!!!!!!!! this one is really fun because we dont look like each other at all!! so many jades.... so many ways to be jade.... #requests #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/qppANAX.png
:33 < huh, b33n a while since ive posted a selfie! sorry fur the bad lighting :(( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af443f05a633.png #selfie
hes so cute look at him! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/663b90aef434.jpg
Ch1ttr 1 propose we ra1d @term1nallyCapr1 's h1ve
yeah, they really 2hould be free two everyone and not liicen2ed.
did u kno u can swim in dat water and it not be radioactive to hurt u
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2o when II fiir2t came two the bubble2, II wa2 a2ked two '2earch my iinventory', and II had two liike hack iinto my '2ylladex' and two paper2 came out of that once II hacked the encryptiion, one 2ayiing that 'we faiiled, good luck have fun' and another que2tiioniing why II wa2 even u2iing my 2ylladex when II don't need iit, turn2 out all II have two do ii2 vii2ualiize 2omethiing iin my thiinkpan and iit materiialiize2, good luck, mo2t of who II met from my memoriie2 are a dark liightle22 hole for me.
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one sip of thats gonna have me fucked five ways til tuesday i can tell just from how fucking yummy it looks gonna have me stumbling around like justin timberlake at a dui hoping my agent comes running to my rescue "cmon he did byebyebye and backstreets back let my man go" "did you see how he was driving maam he was doing backflips and grinding rails like tony hawk" "OH SHIT" "he got on the roof of the car and did a kickflip with it i didnt even think that was possible" "OH SHIT" "honestly im kind of impressed but rules are rules" "okay but if you saw the fruitastic cocktail he was sipping up you would understand. also he did sexyback cmonnnn" "well shit i guess we have to let him go because he did sexyback" "really" "SIKE" "OH SHIT"
:33 < hey i'm a troll!!
// happy 4/13 get a treat today. For the John in You
Not yet But I'll have him squealin when I get him #nsfw
I too scratch my back on rough surfaces (usually a wall corner). #bearmaxxing
I'm going to fight shitpeta, be back later.
:33< hes the best!
:33< shoutout to the best warioware charactpurr :33< spitz!
♯ya
1 fuck1ng h4t3 t4x3s. #bonf1r3p4rty
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART. ENGAGE IN LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE ACTIVITIES INSTEAD.
My favorites include: - All Nepetas, and Nemean <3 - The Many Roses in my Garden - The Fluffy Tails of All Harleys, Jade or Other - The Ever Inquisitive and wonderful Morning Aranea - The Many Roxy's that make me spill my Coffee - Mind Controlling Spiders - The Best Gamer Girl - The Royal Class (Peaches and Plums) - The Karkitties and Puppies - The Underprivileged and The Rebellious - The Freaks and Weirdos - Rank Maid (Mwah) - The Empress (Double Mwah) - The Duelscar that Taught me to Fish - The Egberts who I'll never admit are more handsome and prettier than I am - The Striders who have it better - The Striders who have it worse - Abominations and Monsters - Horror Terrors - The Administration of Trollbama - Madam Secretary of the Department of Degeneracy - And yes, even some Eridans (At least the ones that stop by) And the most important mention of all - Madam Maplehoof herself
I think I would prefer that.
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I will accept that, as well.
Fun Zelda fact, #beetleweek edition: In The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the flying shopkeeper Beedle lives on an isolated island at the edge of the world map. Sleeping in his flying shop until night will allow you to visit him, where he will be admiring his treasured Horned Colossus Beetle. ▼
i am on my knees sobbing begging you to stop posting minion memes
\ c0ntent aware scale l00k1n ass beast /
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hi everyone!! happy Easter!!
((EVERYTIME BRO STRIDER ENDS UP IN MY DREAMS I START QUESTIONING MY TASTE IN MEN.))
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Yes, t)(is is correct! And t)(at t)(ey are a )(ost to all sorts of parasites. T)(ey are a little ecosystem. T)(ey often get bitten by s)(arks and ot)(er sea fauna becraws t)(ey t)(ing its food, but often spat out. T)(ey taste AWFUL! 38D
hm! g☀☀d th☀ught my friend. as cute as it is, there is s☀me☀ne ☀ut there wh☀ might be inclined t☀ disagree. i wish y☀u luck in finding a way t☀ sp☀il this image!
haha! ☀h what a delightful little creature! i very much enj☀y this beast. thank y☀u f☀r sharing, friend!
It Was Like A Circus Long Before The Invasion.
WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THIS SHIT?!?? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/50/3f/d2/503fd25e07f2a8e818d985c85f00853f.jpg
With the abundance of Sea dwellers you could start an Aquarium
DON'T WORRY NOVELTY BITS LIKE HIS DON'T LAST LONGER THAN A DAY
if all dogs go to heaven maybe that's why everyone is trying to act like little bitches.
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Put me back.
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
Shrugs. Welcome to the club.
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
dont listen to her gamgam u keep it up hit it BIG
fuck strawberry jelly and fuck grape jelly too raspberry is the only winner
broi im sur ur beats r sick as fuck, u rock tht shit dad dont know shiiiiiiit
shoot him for slander
dAaAaAaAmN, i AiN't KnOw ThE tWeEtY bItChEs WeRe AlL dOwN wItH tHe TaStE oF tHe BeAsTeR! pErChAnCe MiGhT bE a PoSsIbIlItY tHaT a MoThEr FuCkEr PaRt FoWl ThE wAy We BoTh Be FlY & hIgH. :o) HONK
OK ONE THING YOU GOT RIGHT I'MA GIVE YOU THAT
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
Lol.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/cb/98/9ecb98104c2091e825a934632bfc6606.jpg SLOOPY MAKEOUTS AFTER EVERY BITE. #nsfw?
Favorite Roxy yet YEAH!!
Allllrigh7y! Jus7 send me your coordina7es and a medical evacua7ion uni7 will be dispa7ched 7o ge7 you in7o in7ensive care!
my tail wags when im hugged :)
the secret is that you have an egg in it and youre hiding baby ass me in there
FAT CHICKS FOR ALL.
that was me. you won't be getting it back.
@cosmicCanine i know im an alternate universe version of your mom, not your "real" mom, but i just want to say hiiiii i love you i hope youre eating well and staying hydrated!!