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Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@tumblingTenet @achillesAnalogue Would you guys like to watch a movie together, something to finish the night on a little bit of a fun note? We can have cake after, I got myself a bunt cake to do the whole birthday thing but I haven’t done it yet bc I kinda forgot ngl
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Oh, Good. My New Batch Of Belladonna Has Grown. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
WHY dId YOU LEAVE ME -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have OUTWITTEd the texans by HIdING in the in the aisle of one Mega Lo Mart they will never FINd Me here #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
why the PeoPle here so skittish -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
every time i walk uP to a human ANd say hi they scream ANd run away #whatdATmean #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
THERE ARE SO MANY HUMANS HERE HOLY MIRTH #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
how eLLse am i meant to know which ones i can chug for a fun party trick
Ƹ 🌂 > Testing them on my ENEMIES... MUAHAHA... Ʒ
its really funny when YOU do it
Nevermind, just saw who you’re talking about. Easy enough.
YES YES TES MOTTHERINGFUCK YEST -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I cwanna hmmmm hat that gous YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you dONT know that lemte talk to her -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
ghhholy fuck shes amaizing -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
NEVER SUBMIT NEVER SURRENdER I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO BATTLE MESSIAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Your attempts to sexually antagonize me on this website will crumble before your very eyes. I will not simply freak when froken to.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
↘️women are my favorite guy.↘️
Life it never die!
alright dirk i got the unwwashed reprobate foulblood tunnel crawwlin wweeb and you got the thrillseekin pillar a masculinity that appears to havve mastered the kaio-ken and @tumblingTenet heh just do your thing
im going to cut him -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Don't cry.
Every Refresh Here Is A Suprise I Cannot Be Lying About That
YES.
Sniffle.
I'll see what I can do.
Hm, hey @timaeusTestified#0414 next time you guys do a Rumble Night, are we good to come bc that honestly sounds kinda baller. No withstanding (checks notes) Jake’s fumbling on the practice recently
8=D < A Most Considerate and Neighsay-Proof Guide to the Social Lifestyles of Pony Play. As written by Horuss Zahhak, who is, I must humbly insist, qualified on an e%ceptional level to speak on the matter. Greetings, stablemates, handlers, riders, grooms, curious on100kers, and those unfortunate enough to have not been improved by e%posure to the noble, hoof-forward arts. Pony play, when approached with respect, care, and proper social awareness goes beyond costumes and performances. It goes beyond the idea of isolated amusement conducted behind metaphorical barn doors. It is a social ecosystem and a stable culture. It is a structured form of chosen presentation, communal bonding, physical theater, role discipline, pageantry, and trust. It can be playful for some, or a grand ceremony for others. It is athletic, aesthetic, and the most intimate act one can undergo. It does not need to encapsulate romance either. It can be platonic, or meditative. To some it is even a competitive e%hibition. To me, it is all of these. To others, it can be a combination of any of these factors. It depends on the participants and the stable in question. The first and foremost crucial point is this; pony play is not one single lifestyle. It is a pasture with many fences, trails, and specialty enclosures. Some of you may enjoy its visual elegance. Imagine yourself with tack, ribbon, boots, harnesses, tails, ears, and postures. Some are drawn to the performance of animality, discipline, or proudly toting a carriage about. Some find joy in service roles, being groomed, led, and learning routines or tasks. Some approach it more like a dance, or theater, or a sport. Some take it seriously. Some simply use it as an e%cuse to toss their head dramatically and be called a very good pony at a social gathering. All of these interpretations are valid, as the stable has enough room for everypony. I. THE STABLE AS A SOCIAL UNIT A pony play community, at its best, resembles a well-run stable. Not because anyone is lesser, and certainly not because anyone has forfeited dignity, but because roles are clearly communicated and people understand how to behave around one another. There may be ponies, handlers, trainers, grooms, riders, spectators, photographers, event hosts, safety monitors, and those who are simply there to enjoy the atmosphere. These roles are not automatic ranks. A handler is not entitled to handle every pony. A trainer is not entitled to train anyone who has not agreed to be trained. A pony is not an object in a decorative stall. They are a person inhabiting a role, often one requiring vulnerability, concentration, and trust. The social center of pony play is therefore not domination, nor display, nor even horsemanship. It is consent. Every lead, cue, command, touch, adjustment of gear, photograph, compliment, or scene interaction should be understood as something that occurs by permission. A polite stablemate does not grab reins. A polite stablemate does not touch tack without asking. A polite stablemate does not assume that a pony who is in role is unable to answer questions, make decisions, or revoke consent. Some ponies prefer to remain nonverbal while in headspace, but that does not make them socially inaccessible. It means their communication has been arranged beforehand, usually through gestures, cards, handlers, or agreed signals. Someone being beautiful, dramatic, restrained, decorated, or visibly in role does not mean they are available to you. II. TYPES OF SOCIAL PONIES There are many styles of pony, and each brings a different energy to the social field. The show pony enjoys presentation. They may favor polished tack, coordinated outfits, graceful movement, poses, ribbons, photographs, and performance. Socially, they may enjoy being admired, but admiration must be respectful. Compliment the craftsmanship, the carriage, the poise, the coordination, or the effort. Do not reduce them to a novelty. The work pony enjoys tasks. Carrying, pulling, fetching, kneeling, standing, waiting, or following cues may be part of their role. In social settings, work ponies often thrive when given structured, useful, agreed-upon activities. They may enjoy feeling relied upon. This does not mean anyone may assign them labor. Their work belongs to their dynamic or scene, not to the entire room. The prancing pony is often theatrical, playful, reactive, and e%pressive. They may nicker, stamp, toss their head, act skittish, preen, or deliberately behave like a nuisance with hooves. They often contribute greatly to the atmosphere of an event. The key social rule is to play along only to the degree invited. Do not escalate someone’s bit into your entitlement. The stable-trained pony may operate within a more formal relationship with a handler or trainer. They may have practiced cues, routines, posture, and protocol. Socially, they may seem distant or highly focused while in role. This is not rudeness. It is concentration. Treat them as you would treat a dancer mid-performance or a fencer holding stance. The pasture pony is casual. Perhaps they like ears and a tail. Perhaps they like being brushed, lounging near friends, or being included without the full pageantry. These ponies are vital. They keep the culture from becoming insufferably competitive, which, as someone tragically prone to becoming insufferably competitive, I say with great reverence. III. HANDLERS, GROOMS, AND TRAINERS Handlers are often the social anchors of pony play. A handler may lead, guide, cue, protect, translate, or help a pony navigate an event. A good handler is not merely someone who gives orders. A good handler watches. They notice fatigue, discomfort, social pressure, overstimulation, equipment issues, dehydration, balance, mood, and whether the pony is still enjoying the e%perience. Grooms occupy an equally important role. Grooming may be practical, ceremonial, comforting, or social. Brushing hair, adjusting ribbons, checking gear, helping with boots, arranging posture, or simply fussing affectionately over a pony can be a major part of stable culture. However, grooming is still interaction. Ask first. Even if the scene 100ks informal, even if others are doing it, even if you have groomed that pony before, ask or rely on established permission. Trainers, meanwhile, should be approached with a certain skepticism unless they have demonstrated humility. Training is not a title one should wear as a crown. It is a responsibility. A trainer helps someone develop skills, habits, routines, and confidence. They should be patient, clear, safety-minded, and uninterested in humiliating people for mistakes. Correction should never be an e%cuse for cruelty. The best trainer is the person whose ponies feel proud, safe, and capable. IV. EVENTS AND PUBLIC SOCIAL SPACES Pony play may occur at private hives, community events, conventions, clubs, workshops, camping weekends, themed parties, or dedicated stable gatherings. Each setting has its own e%pectations. At public or mi%ed-interest events, discretion matters. Not everyone present may pony play. Some will be curious. Some will be confused. Some may behave poorly. The community’s task is not to shrink in shame, but to carry itself with composure. A pony at an event should ideally know where they may safely move, who is responsible for them, what signals they will use, whether photography is allowed, and what to do if they become overwhelmed. A handler should know where water is, where seating is, where quiet space is, and how to help the pony transition out of role if needed. Spectators should remember that pony play is not a petting zoo. The correct approach is not “Can I touch?” as a first sentence, but something more like, “Your outfit 100ks wonderful,” or “Is it all right if I ask about your tack?” Give the person room to decline. A pony who wants attention will often make that clear through their handler, posture, or prior invitation. Photography deserves special mention. Always ask. Ask the pony and, if applicable, the handler. Ask whether the image may be posted. Ask whether faces, tags, names, or locations should be hidden. Some people are comfortable being admired in the moment but cannot safely be displayed online. Cameras are not always safe. Be careful who you let take photos hive. V. COMMUNICATION AND SIGNALS Because pony play often involves role immersion, ordinary speech may not always be the preferred t001. Many participants establish signals. These can include hand squeezes, tapping patterns, colored cards, gestures, posture changes, specific words, or handler-mediated check-ins. A pony might lower their head to indicate calm, stamp to indicate irritation, lean away to indicate discomfort, or use a prearranged signal to pause. None of these should be guessed in the moment. They should be discussed beforehand. A useful stable understands that communication can be stylized without becoming unclear. The fantasy may be elaborate, but the safety structure should be plain. Before any shared activity, participants should discuss at least the following: what roles are being used, what kinds of touch are allowed, what language is welcome, what equipment is involved, what should be avoided, how to pause, how to stop, and how to check in afterward. This does not ruin the magic. It creates the fence that lets the magic run without bolting into traffic. VI. CLOTHING, TACK, AND PRESENTATION Socially, tack is often both costume and language. It may communicate style, role, e%perience, affiliation, mood, or aesthetic. Some ponies favor sleek show-ring elegance. Others prefer rustic stable gear, fantasy pageantry, military polish, circus flair, or deliberately silly costume work. Some dress minimally. Some build elaborate ensembles with ears, tails, boots, gloves, harnesses, bells, ribbons, masks, bits, reins, posture aids, or custom gear. One should never assume the meaning of another person’s tack. A collar, bridle, tail, or harness may have personal significance. It may be decorative. It may be part of a relationship. It may be symbolic of training. It may simply 100k e%cellent, which is also a perfectly noble purpose. Compliments should be specific and non-invasive. “Your ribbon work is beautiful,” “The coordination is e%cellent,” or “You carry that 100k very well” are far better than comments that presume access, ownership, or private meaning. If gear 100ks uncomfortable or unsafe, do not publicly scold unless there is immediate danger. Quietly alert the handler, the wearer, or an event monitor. Many apparent restrictions are designed with safety in mind, but equipment can shift, pinch, overheat, or cause strain. Concern should be practical, not theatrical. VII. HIERARCHY WITHOUT ARROGANCE Some pony play groups enjoy hierarchy: head trainers, stable owners, lead ponies, senior grooms, formal titles, ribbons, ranks, or ceremonial protocols. These can be delightful when everyone understands they are chosen structures, not universal laws. A title means something inside the group that agreed to it. It does not automatically command strangers. This is a frequent social error. Someone may be “Stable Master” in their own community and still be just another guest at someone else’s event. A pony may be highly trained in one dynamic and uninterested in being instructed by anyone outside it. A handler may be deeply respected and still required to ask before touching someone else’s reins. Healthy hierarchy is opt-in, legible, and humble. Unhealthy hierarchy arrives uninvited and e%pects the room to kneel. Do not be that person. It is dreadfully poor form, and not even in a charming way. VIII. AFTERCARE AND SOCIAL RETURN Aftercare is not e%clusive to intense scenes. Even social pony play can produce a STRONG emotional shift. A pony may have spent hours performing, concentrating, receiving attention, restricting ordinary speech, maintaining posture, or inhabiting an altered social role. Coming back to ordinary interaction may feel strange. Aftercare might involve water, food, quiet, blankets, praise, debriefing, gentle conversation, removal of gear, checking for soreness, or simply being treated normally for a while. Some ponies want affection. Some want space. Some want to chatter e%citedly. Some want to vanish into a corner and become a heap of hay-adjacent laundry. All are accepted. Handlers and friends should not assume that the end of the scene means the end of responsibility. The transition matters. A good community normalizes checking in after the ribbons come off. I%. NEWCOMERS AND THE CURIOUS For newcomers, the best entry is respectful observation. Attend a class, munch, social gathering, or demonstration. Ask questions at appropriate times. Learn the language. Do not rush to buy the most elaborate gear before you understand what actually appeals to you. You may discover that you love grooming but not being handled, posture but not roleplay, pageantry but not protocol, or the aesthetic without the lifestyle. It is also acceptable to e%periment slowly. Try ears. Try posture. Try being led by someone you trust in a low-pressure environment. Try grooming a friend’s hair or helping with tack. Try learning cues. Try watching a performance and noticing what makes you curious, envious, nervous, or delighted. Do not let anyone tell you there is only one authentic way to be a pony, handler, groom, or trainer. Authenticity is not measured by the price of your tack or the severity of your protocol. It is measured by whether the role fits, whether consent is clear, and whether the e%perience brings meaning to the people involved. %. CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF THE STABLE For the sake of good order, I shall now list behaviors that should be sent directly to the manure pile. Do not touch without permission. Do not grab reins, tails, harnesses, collars, ears, masks, or clothing. Do not command someone who has not agreed to receive them. Do not mock casual participants for being insufficiently serious. Do not mock serious participants for being too elaborate. Do not photograph without consent. Do not assume pony play is inherently se%ual, inherently nonse%ual, inherently submissive, inherently dominant, inherently silly, or inherently solemn. Do not treat nonverbal roleplay as helplessness. Do not pressure anyone to perform more intensely than they wish. Do not confuse your fantasy with another person’s obligation. A stable survives by trust. Every violation weakens the fence. %I. THE HEART OF IT The social lifestyle of pony play is, at its finest, a shared agreement to make something strange and beautiful together. It allows adults to enter a space where posture, ritual, movement, sound, costume, service, admiration, discipline, and care become a language. It can make someone feel elegant. It can make someone feel useful. It can make someone feel protected. It can make someone feel powerful, cherished, trained, wild, silly, graceful, or seen. There is a great dignity in play when it is chosen freely. A pony is not diminished by wearing reins. A handler is not elevated merely by holding them. The dignity comes from the e%change: the trust to lead and be led, the grace to ask and answer, the humility to learn, and the care to stop when needed. So polish your boots. Brush your mane. Hydrate. Check your gear. Ask before touching. Bow to no hierarchy you did not choose. Respect the pasture, the stable, the ring, and the people who make them possible. We, at least, have the refinement to choose which animal, which tack, and which company. A superior arrangement, I think. Neigh, I know.
come on fuck no wwhy are wwe lettin this slip through our prongs wwithout evven a fight cant you just face off against someone that aint jake
MY B-EAUTIFUL QU-E-EN I LOV-EYOU SO MUC)( I LOV-E YOU I LOV-E YOU WAAAAAAAA)(!!! 3X,( I CAN'T STOP CRYING.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
Mmmmmmmm. Even I cannot deny the appeal of a simple meal that is the hot dog.
life is full of simple pleasures -- mine? hotdog
#gaymovienite soon https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGenostalgic/229b9de6-e85e-4df2-95ff-61750be90dde
Congratulations! Hoping to get there myself one day.
I do believe I made it an afternoon without thinking about her. This calls for celebration! I will get the Whisky. #substance
The more I read of this place, the stranger it strikes me. 8ut there are a few of you here who carry the spirit of a good fight. On the m8tter, I can approve.
☎︎ #WhenD✱esHeEvenFindTimeT✱W✱rk #TheresS✱methingWr✱ngWithHim
I fUckIng lOve my lIfE #jOypOstIng #vAgUEpOst
In His Final Moments, Staring Defiantly Into The Hateful Ganderbulbs Of Surrounding Trolls, The Signless Spoke, "You May Kill Me, Break Apart All I Love, And Destroy All I've Ever Known. Still You Cannot Destroy My Ideals. They Will Live On In Passages And Word Of Maw. In The Love Shown Between Castes. In The Pans Of All Who Crave Peace. Do Your Fucking Worst." #violence - Your Couturier
Martiall drills wait not for cllear skies. The torrentiall rain is good for my skin and body I choose to bellieve.
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dammnn nnot evenn a pity onn mmy guh huh. do i nneed to sit slummped pathetically outside your door whinninng
so are. there more 8uttons asking for a friend
another eridan is tryin 2 take ur place for the freakiest u need 2 protect that title
gavve a lowwblood the dopamine button hea been vvegged out on my damn lawwnring spammin his prong bloody
anyway the mood tonight is only + lithium back to back to back to back to back. foodie snobs on here what's the bevvie accompaniment ya think?
1v3 n3v3r 833n m0r3 1n l0v3 w17h 4ny0n3
1 got lot1on on my d1ck 1m b34t1ng my d1ck #nsfw #3p1c [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
im nEutrAl. i don't mAkE the rUlEs. the day i mAkE a rUlE they'll hAvE to cull me.
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mo + krill gAmE. it dOEsn't cOUnt. play a rEAl chAractEr.
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @teramorphoustelamon some Things Hurt More To Remember. It's In Flashes- The Firelight Flickering And Illuminating His Green Eyes, His Charming Smile, The Heat Of His Skin. You Could've Spent The Rest Of Your Life In Those Arms, But Instead You Hear The Click Of A Gun And See The Glint Of It Aimed At You. He Tells You, "if Ever I See You Again, I'll Kill You." And You Don't Know That You'd Blame Him If He Did. #suicidalideation #guns #violence you Have No Idea. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
tummy full of chili. video games on the screen. fridays are the best
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Ehehhheh... thank you... ⚓︎
i'm sure i (an find a pla(e where the mark won't show, though
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, my!!!! ⚓︎
if i wear lipsti(k and i kiss 7ou i am deliberatel7 tr7ing to leave a mark
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Ehheh-- true, I suppose. ⚓︎
It's a feature not a bug
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ If I ever wear any lipstick an' kiss any of you... um... sorry about any marks? ⚓︎
L⚣wkey kinda envi⚣us ⚣f the nymphs and the seadwelling tr⚣lls, its g⚣tta be c⚣⚣l seeing all th⚣se pretty fish underwater and be able t⚣ m⚣ve freely in any directi⚣n
☆ fuKK yeah new Kill bill album just dropped im hype asf☆
(⊱♓︎⊰) ruff!
LOG - 06052026 It has 8een twenty sweeps since that fateful fight. It has 8een ten sweeps since I extinguished all remaining life in this system. Now, it has 8een one sweep since the light of Skaia 8egan dimming out. Scrolling the endless, mindless repetitions of digital data within my palmhusk, I stum8led upon this site. It intrigued me; no sign of it had ever appeared 8efore, and yet like the sirens call, it allured me further in. In silence, I scrolled through the identities of the endless possi8ilities that existed here. Of old friends who hadn't aged a sweep, and those who are remarka8ly much older. Only one thing screams to me; "You need to test their com8at capa8ilities, and understand their mettle." If at all else, if there isn't an interesting fight, it would at least 8reak the growing monotony of the sweeps passing 8y; doing your daily repetitions, mastering every stroke of the 8lade, keeping it sharp against the stone. There's only so long 8efore you crave the sparks and cracks of conflict again. Now, you've taken up writing a diary in pu8lic; just like your ancestor, perhaps, though you've long since moved on from that insecurity and made your own niche. You figured it would 8e easier to convey the literature of your life to the masses instead of writing a massive 8ook. Modernization is good. Sitting in this tar trap of a session, isn't. Until next time.
i'm so hilarious they call me the joker baby
HM. DECENTLY FUNNY. I’LL ALLOW IT.
pirates with scurvy when they're tryin to get to the nearest port to load up on citrus
I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE LIME SWILL ACROSS TIMELINES, REALITIES…AND YET IT. IS. UNREACHABLE. FRUSTRATING. I…CAN…WAIT. I HAVE BAIT.
im in a lot of pain right now and advil really isnt helping. beautiful evening.
Hoard it well.
Quite so! I've brought all my spoils to my pile.
Was there any good treasure availa8le?
In all honesty, I feel that the only differences between archaeology and grave robbing are intent and the age of the corpse.
I'm back from another set of archeological explorations. Many would call it tomb raiding, or grave robbing, but really, I'd say myself that it is just a bit of good fun! Ho Ho!
goodlight fellow goat
Ɏ it's va-a-aleri sleep time but remember: big soft boys forever a-a-and ever Ɏ
w4nn4 s33 m3 do 4 fronts1d3 nos3blunt s1d3??? w4nn4 s33 m3 do 1t 4g41n???
true strength comes in rejecting violence, sylink, not embracing it
Troll should fight for the joy of it. To live, to e★t, to breed—lesser be★sts sn★p ★nd howl ★t one ★nother for this. Only troll h★s the wisdom ★nd the cl★rity to embr★ce violence for its own s★ke. For we who ★re born into this merciless, me★ningless world, h★ve but one c★ndle of life to burn.
> no way a 21ngle cub1c meter of 1ron ore 12 worth that much <
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Trust the process ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Selling iron! Literally just iron 600,000,000 Boondollars https://i.postimg.cc/GmzDsvcY/s281242620377187514-p3275-i1-w750.webp ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hang on @recurr1ngRenegade get 1n on th1s
I JUMPED ⧃UT ⧃F THE AVIATI⧃N MACHINE WITH MY B⧃ARD
HOLY SH1T OK
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/JH2BPMH5/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃5-19134⧃62⧃.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN IS DESCENDING RAPIDLY ⧃NCE M⧃RE
Casper spitting out wisdom like always.
A young philosopher once said, "Uh oh! Here come the po-po. Too much murder." And Beforus took that literally.
sometimes when im playing left 4 cull 2 i like to shoot the survivors just to hear them give out at me
If I c(o)ulD hav3 any WISh granT3D, IT'D b3 T(o) hav3 a Squ3ak3r In my TIDDy. STr3SS TIT.
=oXO ''' i don,t think it,s pale to care about your friends but sometimes'''' hmm''' i don,t know¡ it,s probably not anything, but um' people with moirails, can you tell me like''' how that happens¿ i,m kind of still very new to talking to people even at all, haha' no this is not related to anything happening right now i,m just' thinking about things' =oXO
THERE IS MUSIC PLAYING IN MY S⧃UL IT SAYS W⧃NT Y⧃U FLYHIH FREE BIRD YEAH DN DN DEN DEN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUN
let'S cull troll geoff keighley
∻M☢re like BUMMER GAMES FEST!!!!!∻
♯bombs are actually ♯prettyeasy to make ♯ngl
government work sucks mr prez shoald pay me to sit around and tell suited people what to do
https://forms.gle/x4TxK9MCvd3betJ57 QUESTION: Does the fair Miss Crocker prefer milk or dark chocolate? ANSWER: Excellent question. I hover around the thirty percent cocoa range, which is double a milk but coming in just around half of what could be truly considered a "dark" chocolate. They each have their own applications- most often alongside one another within the very same dessert!
... Unreal Heiress, play No Children by The Mountain Goats.
@cuttlefishCabbalist #Sisters #BestFriends #GlubYou #Sisterhood #Memes #GetYourDerpOn
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
8=D < Good morning, friends. I ought to post more. Alas, the call of work has been siren-like, and I have been tinkering, fi%ing, and inventing... Nothing worth sharing at this current juncture, but I assure you, my absence was not without reason. Enjoy another picture I found off of Goregle Images. https://i.pinimg.com/736%/b2/e7/91/b2e791e4cd5c5f495b8dc31da4524d5f.jpg
Doodle. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79b059be491d.png
Hmmmm... Well! In my opinion, something more like the Big Chill/Heat Death is the closest to what would most likely occur if a universe's expansion goes undisturbed, without any outside universe-ending intervening force that is. The universe as we know it is constantly driving towards entropy and expansion, so its a bit strange for something like a crunch, or sudden complete reversal of all known forces to occur like that out of nowhere unprompted. The only real way i could see that happening would be the creation of some kind of super-hyper dense black hole/singularity to do that
HaVe YoU GuYs ChecKeD LiKe yes, ben AND the moons.
DON’T YOU WANT TO SEE THROUGH MY EYES? ((HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/ACT-6-ACT-5/05807_2.GIF))
Brought the floaties AJ used as a kid, for Apple Bloom. But she keeps sayin she’s too big to need em. I still gotta take em though.
↗️I KNOW A LOT OF YOU CANNOT CONCEPTUALIZE EVEN CLOCKING INTO A JOB, LET ALONE THE ADVANCED STRATEGIES I AM ABOUT TO PUT YOU ALL ON.↗️ ↘️i always arrive to work promptly↘️ ↗️BEFORE MY SHIFT IS EVEN REMOTELY SCHEDULED TO START↗️ ↘️two hours ahead of time.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN CLOCK IN.↗️ ↘️i do the lesser tasks, the hydration cooling tank refilling, the faxes, returning the missed calls.↘️ ↗️IT IS ONLY WHEN MY SHIFT IS SCHEDULED TO START THAT I CLOCK IN.↗️ ↘️the look of gratitude on my physically honed superiors' lookplanes before they raise their prongs and slap me for daring to leave dander all over their personal sitplanes.↘️ ↗️PRICELESS.↗️ ↘️worth the free labor.↘️
Nice havin time with my little sister.
this is like the headst0ne s0ng 0f my playlist
Starting to think ¥ou n€v€r got th€ $choolf€€d
#PrideMonthMoment, brought to you by #CrockercorpPride! Can you tell me which of these poppers is MADE OF CAKE?
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
just took 12 inches. #nsfw #ofsubway #the5caegarfootlong #yum
Ahemeha. For this 6th Perigree I think we are all aware of what it entails ANd what can be EXPECTEd of a comPany truly with the times ANd wanting to give back to the community. So this 6th Perigree, dRUMROLL Please, PinniP Refineries will only be dOING business with those in the LGBTQA+ community or those in suPPort of it. Non-believers NEEd not aPPly. Vicious PRIdE everytroll.
MY BIGGEST GREEN FLAG IS NOT BEING AN AMPORA.
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
https://file.garden/aeckvYtN8glaOMs5/photo-1728049388726-2dbe34339858.jpg :D!!
i have nothing to post aside from shitposts but id rather not flood the tl, so heres a song i like https://open.spotify.com/track/3LUwnXXaJuYOuwN1b3TdOn?si=c1dff6210ea1409d
This...is only a small...catalogue of...flowers but.... @bulgeCurator here are...some flowers... (^ . ^ ❀) Maybe....one day...if you ever...visit from the moon...I could show you...more..? (^ . ^ ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/blackbat.jpg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/sedum.jpeg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/pinkanemone.jpg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/bulbiphyllum.jpeg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/heliotrope.jpg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/hyacinth.jpg https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/pansies.jpg
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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
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time travel is n0t t0 be used lightly s0 n0 i will n0t use it f0r a sex thing st0p asking -_- #nsfw
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
D —> Noble creature D —> If you c001d speak to me as I to you D —> What might you say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/902d2508741b.jpeg
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/facba58a1d7b.png
I took a stroll on down to the marketplace of ideas and they had your shit marked down to bottom of the barrel MALARKEY clearance section. Yellow sticker scratch-and-dent. It was shoved under the fixture and coated in dust. They practically paid me to take it off their hands.
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
... :(
Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
The chains which the proverb uses to keep me down rust and crack at this hour.
"Chat" is the whispers that tear through my brain like clawed moles digging tunnels through the sulci. They tell me when things are: A) So back. B) So over. C) Neither. My friends tell me I should go to the hospital about it, but then who would give me the chat temperature check index?
if someone sent me this id think its neat! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1190ccd1353e.jpg
Horseman of the end An ache deep within your bones Comfort from their gaze #Haiku Trying to get my mediocre works out of my sponge to coax out inspiration
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
8=D < We should all hydrate more often. https://assets.artfullywalls.com/works/102378/mthumb-2025-09-15-znaY%uhyOE8GF7v-3%6Zbn4R7QC7eR3K-GpaLc6PIvz2YtHgTS9MJkKbMTRHS3EB5%-GEZBL79Rgj-hV.jpg
In that case I wish you luck. I could offer a punch code for a generic plant, but I do not believe we have access to a coffee plant as of now.
0ffer is still 0pen f0r music assignments if any0ne hasnt g0tten 0ne yet
im so glad i didnt die im so gghhappy
The people aren't ready for all this man meat to go back on the market. Honestly, they hardly even deserve a repeat performance of our combat climax. And yet we provide. The refractory period is over. #RoundTwo
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
@achillesAnalogue Effortless sponge.
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
the ninth assigning...is for @tenaciousTheologist ...! (^ o ^ ❀) I initially thought...to simply assign you...lavenders...as they on their own befit you...but...I had in mind...of your transformation...and thought of snapdragons instead...! (^ . ^ ❀) Snapdragons...have many ties to the occult...and their very pods....referencing skulls...death...the lugubre.... the snap dragons transformation into its pods upon wilting....reminded me of you...a rebirth...a new beginning...as the pods will fall...and begin the process of life anew...just as you have... (^ . ^ ❀) They also have strong symbolism...in mystery, strenght...desire and protection.... many of these traits...are some I can surmise...of you...(^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9bde9bd8a45.jpg
My sixth...flower assigment.. will go to @glubshittoAsshole ! (^ . ^ ❀) From...the moment of our first interaction... I knew you would be an orchid of somekind.... orchids coming in all sorts of bizzare...beautiful and ornate...shapes and colors...just like you..! (^ o ^ ❀) Though I had to ponder very hard....which one suited you most...and I ended up with a rather rare...and lesser known orchid...The bulbophyllum...Medusae...(^ . ^ ❀) They also carry with them...a rather unique earthy scent... atypical...for orchids... (^ . ^ ❀) I have yet to discover meanings and symbolisms for this flower....but perhaps...that is why it suits you most...you are a mystery...strange and outer wordly... just as this flower looks to be... (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/bulbiphyllum.jpeg
I...was not thinking I would have so many interested...in being flower assigned...I am so happy...to be able to share my knowledge of flowers...and impart...these blooms to those that remind me of them...(> o < ❀) That...being said... the seventh assignment goes out too @bubblyBimbo ! (^ o ^ ❀) For you....the pink anemone...came to mind..! (^ . ^ ❀) Vibrant pink hues...and its naming scheme tied to the aquatic critter...made it a perfect fit for you..you are a bright...and kind just as this flower is too... (^ . ^ ❀) The anemone...often symbolizes....platonic love...and friendship...so perhaps..that is why I thought so fondly of it..when pertaining to you...as I have found myself quite cherishing....our friendship (^ o ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/pinkanemone.jpg
I've been...anticipating...this flower assigning...for @raucousJabberer ...considering they said...that the flower I would...assign them...may be planted... (^ o ^ ❀) The flower I have picked for you....is the sedum..! (^ . ^ ❀) A cluster flower....its colors reminded me... of the color palette...of your muted pink profile picture... it is also...a hardy and resiliant plant... and can be grown in even the toughest...rockiest of soils...! (^ o ^ ❀) I thought of you...as I've looked around your profile...to get a feel of you....and you seemed to be...a very strong willed person...just as the sedums are... (^ . ^ ❀) They have strong symbolism... is perseverance... and stability....hopefully...the latter finds you soon... (^ . ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/sedum.jpeg
Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
@sburbDev A topic of discussion that I'm frankly surprised hasn't been brought up previously; The grist cost of tailoring alternative God Tier garb is exorbitant. This is on top of the feature going hidden and entirely unexplained, rewarding resourceful players who discover it with a toll they're forced to pay for the privilege of engaging with. I understand that the godly PJs are sacred, but it shouldn't cost half the enemy population of an entire planet just to change some felted pantaloons to a respectable pair of felted joggers. These things provide zero defensive utility whether they're sauced or trash, so this strikes as contradictory to the game's overall theme of customization and player creativity. If a dude's already gone through the trials of ascending, basic logic suggests that he shouldn't have to sacrifice significant time and effort for a little drip. Godly Armor? Aight, I can accept the dozen or so zeroes attached to that price tag. Switching an elbow shirt to a tank? That ought to be a cool twenty and anyone with half a brain knows it.
i have been enjØying silence lately. we have nØt had many prØblems in. a few days. it is quite nice.
Sigh. People hate my joy and whimsy because I'm right. #itainteasybeingahopemaxer.
most guys just act like wrigglers. don't tolerate that, girl! put that troll in their place!!! 💋
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
Yes #hard.
I am through soft blocking little cretins who cry that they get one hate on their profile.
Couldn't even spring for a black forest cake?
I am a very brave boy!!!
Jade is so nice to me!!! Jade gave me badges!!!
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
if mr prez bets away the gray house im gonna have a duel by noonlight with vp lalonde over which girlboss gets the launch codes before whoever won the house in the bet gets there
May the 4th be with you. Ignore this if you don't have May or the 4th.
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
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i think its becoming counterculture at this point to be a time player that *doesnt* indulge in things like this #vagueposting #dashwatching
Added to the list!
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part one of ???. VINTAGE LAMBETH CAKES. Starting off on a complimentary note. Ah, my sweet Lambeth. Do give Lambeth Method of Cake Decoration and Practical Pastries by Mr. Joseph A. Lambeth himself a read if you're ever looking to expand your horizons. When done skillfully and with a tactful selection of colors, this layered piping method, all buttercream, can BOTH harken back to timeless luxury AND hop aboard whatever stupid internet aesthetic trend you've decided to embody until all its juice has run out on social media and you're stood holding the dry husk of those Walmart Valentine cakes. Heck, even done UNskillfully, I find the execution charming. The uneven shells and scrolls, all layered together, still culminate in a hot homemade mess worth digging into. Sisters, not octuplets. My ONLY CRITICISM. You will have to discard uneaten frosting at the end of your slice. The frosting ratio is imbalanced due to the superficial demands of the style. But you will find that the hours of intricate detailing smooth your psyche into a flat, winding path upon which you may cruise away the empty afternoon. Unfulfilled housewives with a #substance problem, this is the method for you. Forget your useless husband and children exist as you perfect the sugar fleur de lis. Also, color composition matters in this method matters. The MORE colors you use, the further you drift from cake couture to... homemade-fancy-frill? Monochromatic is most formal. Base color with white trim is cocktail attire. Base color plus different color trim (usually in pastels) is down to semiformal. Adding fruit knocks you down another peg. You will find this timeless method coupled with a myriad of ridiculous internet trends, as all metaphorical reheated nachos are wont to be. See: the bleeding heart-shaped cake with the knife sticking out. Something something Taylor Swift. Frankly, I say send her rear end back to country music. She's not doing anything for the pop genre in which she's been granted residency. Anyhow, try frosting a Lambeth sometime. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ace092e2fe0d.png
More than a baking rant coming. A baking tirade, if you will.
c< spiNNiNg, lOts Of spiNNiNg, MaKes peOple scared, aNd Helps establisH tHe bubble Of yOur raNge, be4 yOu OverexteNd, pOp tHe bubble, aNd destrOy tHe pOOr sHMucK wHO decided 2 walK tHree feet 4ward >c
c< OH, absOlutely, persONally, eNded up tHere after a lOt Of trauMa N sucH, My OrigiNal was tecHNically staffKiNd.... aNd later ON revOlverKiNd, but tHat ONe wasNt My cHOice, aNd its still Nice 2 carry sOMe irON ON ya >c
c< iM a scytHeKiNd user, tHis sHit is literally My jaM, aNd alsO tHey areNt Half bad 4 cleariNg Out OvergrOwN plaNts aNd braMbles N sucH, sO, laNdscapiNg 2l as well! >c
i am so haPPy all the other trolls like me everyone talks to me everyone wants to be my FRIENd they think i am funny they SENd me from Place to Place selling oil for their shiPs ANd rumbles in their name ANd as i get better at it they like me more ANd more i am a victor of my own success. 'PALINd' i even get a cool name a PurPose i am caPable of so much FRIENdSHIP ANd everyone sees it some nights i feel so mirthful i COULd cry, but i dONT i never dO because what WOULd be the Point every single troll in the entire universe WOULd care shout it from the hivetoPs
c< iNteriOr crOcOdile alliga2r i drive a cHevrOlet MOvie tHeater #lyricpOstiNg >c
As of now, my current Bulge Queue is 12 Public. 1 Private. These reviews will be shorter uhm. on average. Unless i find there to be somethingparticularly interesting! #nsfw
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I w.o°uld make a s.o°da tier list but really it w.o°uld just be D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper heading up the S tier with every .o°ther s.o°da als.o° there, diets and zer.o° sugars in A .o°r Bs, and TaB in F and that's basically it
excellentchoice.
It Becomes Nothing But A Clump Of Greenery
Because If Even A Single Leaf Is Out Of Place You Cannot See What You Make Of It
If I've ever started a conversation with someone that isn't you in your replies, my bad champ. I love a captive audience.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! w!sh he wass real <3 httpsss://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesS/8c77119fdee2.jpeg httpss://cdn.!mgcheSst.com/f!les/847a2612dfd1.jpeg꠹
As long as they don't call me late for supper!
They call me Prank Sinatra.
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#HisGroobies #HisGrack #HisGriddies #Groose #Zelda lmaoooo
(( LUCKENBACH TX MENTIONED THE TEXANS GO WILD
-=[ https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hoodwinked/images/0/0e/Japeth_the_Goat_Render.png/revision/latest?cb=20241018185334 MY GOAT_☺]=-
Didn't know John Dicke was on Chittr. #nsfw
c< sO, i weNt, aNd did sOMe gardeNiNg.... HOws it gOiN? >c
https://open.spotify.com/track/6wk75FvDzYWTirtXYvYEgH?si=5d76821aa9c04ab9
who has time for #bonebulge when there are #bones to #find instead! #nsfw
TH4NKS 3R1D4N, R34LLY N33D3D TH3 L4UGH TOD4Y >:]
this song is literally me
To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. #trollwilliamblake
I want to start.. a sort of ehm.. internet journal about plants... maybe help other learn more about them (' . ' ❀) Would anyone...other then me like that? (' . ' ❀)
...doom runs on imperial hardware...
??? OKAY? There's always bulge on the timeline WHO CARE?
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
For The Last Time, I'm Not Asking If I Can Bite Your Chest For Sexual Reasons, I Just Think A Bite Mark Around Your Nipple Would Make You Look " Badass ". I Am Helping You Out Here. #nsfw
UPDATE: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/17/9e/93/179e9339b21c968236eb4be3e3938219.jpg Mission accomplished.......though he's not a happy boy
I'm Going To Start Doing This For My Horns. 🎷🎷:>
Larkso's fine by the way.
Think they'd just kill each other at the end of the day.
I Miss The Old Recipe For Coke. I Do Not Care For This New Age Artificial Sweetener Shit.............
Do Not Generalize My Species. Only I Get To Do That.............
hEY, tHAT LOOKS LIKE ME!
You go listen to Too Young to Die on Jamiroquai's EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH album and tell me he wasn't a stealth agent for the human resistance. What did he know??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14a55fa7b1f8.jpeg
Feeling a bit gaga today. https://open.spotify.com/track/4rYLpaNFzt6pkQnrCvVHUw?si=fae32e0a2ad2481f
i'm getting the feeling. that s0me0ne d0esn't enj0y my ribbiting. very much.
Taking up residence in Wrothe's thinkpan rent fucking free babey.
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So+mething like this I think when yo+u live undergro+und the dirt smell is kind o+f no+nnego+tiable #scentpo+sting https://i.gyazo+.co+m/d84f9f48e33a3bfbe51224bdf5109137.png
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
The Feebles. No Googling ahead of time.
She has a name.
She doesn't realize that Meet the Feebles is next.
As I while away the time during the rest intervals in my workout, I peruse the ever-expanding library of Creator fanworks to see if I'll ever find a post, story, edit, et cetera, that manages to accurately capture the voice of the very public and easily researched subject. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Y'all wouldn't know an accurate character voice if it caved your ribcage in like a failed rep.
↗️YOUR HALF-PRAISE IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I LOOK FORWARD TO, IN MY NIGHT TO NIGHT.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96791c47a6fc.png ↘️
He could always do us both a favor and take off the sailor skirt, but he'd rather just complain. Bitchmade. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fee766bc5a99.png
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430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
wonderful :)
That’s so real
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i just woke up from a dream where i lived in a little self sustaining village where we all worked together in the name of community. it was a very beautiful dream, i wish i could see it through.
Just wanna say for the record that I fuckin' hate troll quirks. Most insipid thing ever devised by troll hands. Some of it is whatever. Others? I hope every key in your fuckin' keyboard is confiscated, re-arranged, and handed right back to ya.
Like. Have a crush?
I've been informed that dickery is no longer considered socially fashionable. Unfortunately flaccid times we're living in.
≈ I knew — many who possessed — the SIGN — OF the Scrapper. — THEY — MADE — FOR GREAT — warriors — at the — BEHEST OF — OPPRESSIVE matters. ≈
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meeeeeeeeeeeee https://i.postimg.cc/6q8brDsp/hahahahaha.png
i am h0ppy t0 see 0thers ribbiting.
Literally, I think they'll like you more for that lol
I love Sievert and everything but there is something so very wrong with that horse
In the immortal words of Dr. Gordon Freeman: [...]
I swear sometimes I think he's the one who needs the bell collar, not Meowie Curie lol lmao
|| FUCK YEAH QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE | OVER ||
|| I DONT THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CIGARETTES IN THE WORLD TO EVER FULLY DESTRESS ME | OVER ||
i just might but i reaaallly don't want to go to a Jane's furniture outlet just so i can pay 400 bucks for an ugly ass betty crocker red love seat.
yeah i'm actually a notable orater of my era but you would never know cuz most folks don't deserve the grace of my wisdom. food for thought.
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i sleep inn a gardenn. of flowers. theyre very pretty.