Aradia Megido
@apocalypseApproaching
surprise! were back! i am the head of archeology excavations and archival endeavors at PEACE!
who has time for #bonebulge when there are #bones to #find instead! #nsfw
finally a kindred spirit!
im trapped in a bunch of blankets after trying to get cozy last night :(
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
<p>I feel as though the YAOI and YURI Division could be covered by Degeneracy, no? Or, perhaps there is simply so much of the former that it warrants its own division? Unfortunately, I am not as knowledgeable as to the current state of things at the higher levels as I'd like to be.</p>
Congratulation§ to the new cabinet member§. But e§pecially for Rankmaid.
I was referring to the 17 or so unnamed official cabinet members of your office. I appreciate the mention.
Rankmaid is a specialist in her field, and her expertise is vital.
While most of those officials are important, I wanted to highlight the Administrative Leadership of each division—the other members fall under their leadership.
wow, a full female staff! so progressive
Have we been able to secure any more volunteers for the fire brigade, Mr. President?
We have not, unfortunately. Although you are currently up for a promotion due to your excellent work ethic.
archeological update! we found a cave! it has a weird metal cage with a spider spinning in it but we found a treasure chest too! i wonder who left this here...
whats the annoying orange?
imagine an orange now imagine if it had a human mouth and eyes and get this was annoying
okay but what is it about? is it just him being annoying or are there more characters? do they get up to hijinks? i have a lot of questions here and i feel like theyre not getting answered!
fuck do they get up to all kinds of hijinks mostly of the food puns random noises and brutal fruit murder variety and q lot of just sitting around talking to each other and doing fuckall
good morning! i woke up in one of our digsites cuddled up next to an old human CRT with a copy of sailor moon in it :)
s0unds like a g00d time.
it was! the warmth and humming of the thing was very comforting
the dirt has w0nderful embrace. 0u0
How are you this precious and adorable.
oh most people would call that weird and creepy i think
Good thing I'm not most people :)
youre not! maybe youre just as odd as me!
i just saw a new tv show! its called evangelion! it think its neat how everyone and everything dies at the end :)
Did you understand Evangelion?
i think so! i find it kind of relatable even its a very lonely show and everyone is kind of miserable and without purpose! instrumentality kind of reminds me of the bubbles also so i found that interesting too
I would encourage you to also watch the movie.
i did! i watched it half way through and then watched the final episode and then continued watching! it was an experience :)
ive never had a burger before...
i CAN RECOMMEND, bEYOND bURGERS, vERY HEARTILY,
good morning everyone!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AH SUHHHH DUDE.
hi karkat! i have to say youre looking very built today!
hello jade :)
good morning nepeta!
Good morning.
#nowlistening! https://open.spotify.com/track/1venpPIzDTmjPBSVsM1IhB?si=MPkFXh_IS8O4_zzf9CubtA big fan of this one! give it a listen?
archeological update! weve found.. some kind of statue? its weird looking and almost mammalian and is sort of making this face! 8^y
i like y0ur pr0file picture.
oh! wow this is embarrassing im sorry!
i 0n the 0ther hand feel n0 shame ab0ut this situati0n n0r the need t0 ap0l0gize. 0u0
one day here and ive already secured funding for my dig site for the foreseeable future! fun!
I am happy to be of help to you, Miss Megido.
archeological update! we keep finding holy grails! who wants one?
:33< meow!
sure! just swing by when youre free :)
feel free! i dont think theyre good for much of anything but maybe you could use it to hold water?
Wish I had one of those for yesterday, I had to drink @caligulasAquarium's blood off the floor like an animal mew~ 💖✨
and how did that taste? im curious
:33< i was gonna drink tea out of it
ever had really fatty tuna, mew~? It was kinda like that but with a bit more of a unique flavor I couldn't quite place. I get the vibe of like... a deep sea worm, mew~ 💖✨
hmm i wonder if I could bottle and sell my pixie dust to fund my archeological sites here on earth c....
oh! that would be very generous rose :)
probably a hug!
:33 < i'll take it!! :33
I'll write it off as part of my government budget. Happy trails!
if we dig anything up that resembles you we can let you keep it instead of putting it in a museum where it belongs! call it a gesture of good faith :)
Who knows, maybe if your investigations yield overwhelming results, I can convince the President to offer you a position in the cabinet.
i can probably divErt somE archivE funding away from thE intErns to hElp fund your digs as wEll. it's not likE wE actually havE any, dEspitE having thE monEy to pay thEm. kEEp us postEd for any significant litEraturE found?
oh that would be a very fun thing to experiment with! consider your suggestion taken in earnest!
@barackObama Mr. President, this here troll is an accomplished cave diver, archaeologist, and overall a lovely person. I could not recommend her more for a position in our Party.
I see. Thank you for bringing her and her accomplishments to my attention.
did you guys know that olive garden is kind of awful?
hmmmm ill have to check my schedule... okay! yes i can absolutely do that
luck isnt really my thing normally but i think just for right now that you have impeccable TIMING 👉👉
AWESOME. YOU HAVE TIME POWERS, I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHEN TO CREEP UP ON ME IN MY MOST EMPTY OF SCHEDULES.
true! ill jump ahead to when im pretty sure youre alone watching reruns of that show with troll will smith that you like! see you then!
thank you! :)
sorry im not trying to air you out here! its just when i know youre absolutely alone dont ask me how
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seems like paradox space is opening itself up to another flight of fancy! im not impartial to those myself. hello, chittr! 0u0
hI aRADIA, iT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU ON HERE i HOPE, yOU ARE WELL, oR AT LEAST GOOD, oR OKAY,
oh wow, hi tavros! i like what you did with your eyebrows! and yes i am very well, fantastic even! exploring the universe is always a good time. how are you?
tHANK YOU, i AM TRYING A LOT OF, nEW THINGS RIGHT NOW, lIKE, gETTING MY UNTREATED ibs, tREATED AND, bEING A GIRL NOW MAYBE, sO THINGS ARE, pRETTY OKAY, oVER HERE ON MY END, i WOULD SAY,
oh my gosh, really? that's great! yknow i always kinda knew you had it in you, but im glad youre seemingly taking the initative on your own identity here :) also im happy about the ibs thing! that was always kind of terrible and silly to have to deal with during our old flarp campaigns.
yOU ARE NOT, tHE ONLY ONE TO HAVE SAID, sOMETHING LIKE THAT WHICH IS, mAKING ME REALLY REEXAMINE, mY GRUBHOOD THOUGH, iT IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO, cOME UP WITH MUCH, rEALLY,
well, youre only what you want to be, tavros. second opinions are great and all but youre only what you want to make yourself! just know that whatever you want to do, team charge is still #1 in my book! and i'll always have your back!
gO tEAM cHARGE! #tEAMcHARGE #tEAMcHARGE4EVER #tEAMcHARGEfOREVER #tEAMcHARGE4lIFE
#teamcharge4ever! 0u0
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