Aradia Megido
@apocalypseApproaching
surprise! we're back!
chittrs feeling straight up nauseous this time around whenever its loading a little too long i look down at it and go whats wrong girl coughing and wheezing as it tries to withstand the force of a hundred guys trying to use it like its twink night at the navy barracks i keep thinking this is it this is the big one its going down for real this time but no it keeps chugging along choo choo its the little website that could
have you tried giving it hay? i hear grass and similar fibres can help soothe the stomachs of beasts! and maybe twinks?
ill see if i can find any grasses or hay to feed chittr so that it doesnt roll itself off this mortal coil in fetishistic ecstasy theres twinks aplenty for it to feast on but i think thats the problem crawling all over it like weevils
im sure i have a stray bottle of twink b gone here somewhere! careful not to point it at yourself though its pretty potent! but it is a risk we must take to ensure the continuation of our beloved chittr
what do you mean by that hey aradia time player conference no one look at this thread right now what the fuck do you mean by that
what do you mean what do i mean? i dont think i made any typos
your implication that i have a speck of twinkishness about me making me have to say this as if im not already fighting for my life fending off the allegations made my way every goddamn day in this afterlife im always getting asked shit like whats going on gayboy and i go who are you and what made you think you can say shit like that to me i respect you for taking the oath to get these wayward as fuck souls their death tutorial but i am aghast appalled even i can handle twink b gone with the best of them troll oscar wilde boom erased from history who gives a fuck about his poems dont point it at myself the audacity megido really
well if a twink can handle twink b gone then maybe it isnt potent enough im not much of an alchemist myself but i dabble sometimes in chemicals and i think together we could even possibly make a super twink b gone if we really put our minds to it! a twink b gone strong enough to take out even the mightiest of turncoats
no stop not a twink bottomline cards on the table face up its four aces im not a twink if i had to shove my multifaceted ass into any kind of restrictive homo hierarchy id be a hunk ok im a hunk damn it
i dont know about that! according to some of the population surveys ive done around the bubbles, about 99%~ with a marin of error of 1% of daves are all twinks in some way! there are subsections like otters and such but generally the rule of thumb is see a dave see a twink
archeological update! we keep finding holy grails! who wants one?
sure! just swing by when youre free :)
feel free! i dont think theyre good for much of anything but maybe you could use it to hold water?
Wish I had one of those for yesterday, I had to drink @caligulasAquarium's blood off the floor like an animal mew~ 💖✨
and how did that taste? im curious
hmm i wonder if I could bottle and sell my pixie dust to fund my archeological sites here on earth c....
byproduct of my method of flight! i dont think humans who have ascended tend to leave it behind but trolls do!
I can offer funding for your ventures, dear.
:33 < equihiss gave me 10 human dollars :33 < what can i get with that?
oh! that would be very generous rose :)
probably a hug!
I'll write it off as part of my government budget. Happy trails!
if we dig anything up that resembles you we can let you keep it instead of putting it in a museum where it belongs! call it a gesture of good faith :)
Who knows, maybe if your investigations yield overwhelming results, I can convince the President to offer you a position in the cabinet.
oh that would be a very fun thing to experiment with! consider your suggestion taken in earnest!
the spirits are quite loud today would you mind showing me a song youve been listening to a lot recently? 0v0"
https://open.spotify.com/track/75NpiadMk9sKKtGdlfuztV i hope spotify is okay!
did you guys know that olive garden is kind of awful?
hmmmm ill have to check my schedule... okay! yes i can absolutely do that
luck isnt really my thing normally but i think just for right now that you have impeccable TIMING 👉👉
AWESOME. YOU HAVE TIME POWERS, I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHEN TO CREEP UP ON ME IN MY MOST EMPTY OF SCHEDULES.
true! ill jump ahead to when im pretty sure youre alone watching reruns of that show with troll will smith that you like! see you then!
thank you! :)
sorry im not trying to air you out here! its just when i know youre absolutely alone dont ask me how
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