Aradia Megido
@apocalypseApproaching
surprise! were back! i am the head of archeology excavations and archival endeavors at PEACE!
who has time for #bonebulge when there are #bones to #find instead! #nsfw
im trapped in a bunch of blankets after trying to get cozy last night :(
archeological update! we found a cave! it has a weird metal cage with a spider spinning in it but we found a treasure chest too! i wonder who left this here...
whats the annoying orange?
imagine an orange now imagine if it had a human mouth and eyes and get this was annoying
okay but what is it about? is it just him being annoying or are there more characters? do they get up to hijinks? i have a lot of questions here and i feel like theyre not getting answered!
fuck do they get up to all kinds of hijinks mostly of the food puns random noises and brutal fruit murder variety and q lot of just sitting around talking to each other and doing fuckall
good morning! i woke up in one of our digsites cuddled up next to an old human CRT with a copy of sailor moon in it :)
it was! the warmth and humming of the thing was very comforting
i just saw a new tv show! its called evangelion! it think its neat how everyone and everything dies at the end :)
Did you understand Evangelion?
i think so! i find it kind of relatable even its a very lonely show and everyone is kind of miserable and without purpose! instrumentality kind of reminds me of the bubbles also so i found that interesting too
i did! i watched it half way through and then watched the final episode and then continued watching! it was an experience :)
ive never had a burger before...
good morning everyone!
#nowlistening! https://open.spotify.com/track/1venpPIzDTmjPBSVsM1IhB?si=MPkFXh_IS8O4_zzf9CubtA big fan of this one! give it a listen?
archeological update! weve found.. some kind of statue? its weird looking and almost mammalian and is sort of making this face! 8^y
i 0n the 0ther hand feel n0 shame ab0ut this situati0n n0r the need t0 ap0l0gize. 0u0
one day here and ive already secured funding for my dig site for the foreseeable future! fun!
I am happy to be of help to you, Miss Megido.
archeological update! we keep finding holy grails! who wants one?
feel free! i dont think theyre good for much of anything but maybe you could use it to hold water?
Wish I had one of those for yesterday, I had to drink @caligulasAquarium's blood off the floor like an animal mew~ 💖✨
ever had really fatty tuna, mew~? It was kinda like that but with a bit more of a unique flavor I couldn't quite place. I get the vibe of like... a deep sea worm, mew~ 💖✨
hmm i wonder if I could bottle and sell my pixie dust to fund my archeological sites here on earth c....
I'll write it off as part of my government budget. Happy trails!
if we dig anything up that resembles you we can let you keep it instead of putting it in a museum where it belongs! call it a gesture of good faith :)
Who knows, maybe if your investigations yield overwhelming results, I can convince the President to offer you a position in the cabinet.
i can probably divErt somE archivE funding away from thE intErns to hElp fund your digs as wEll. it's not likE wE actually havE any, dEspitE having thE monEy to pay thEm. kEEp us postEd for any significant litEraturE found?
oh that would be a very fun thing to experiment with! consider your suggestion taken in earnest!
@barackObama Mr. President, this here troll is an accomplished cave diver, archaeologist, and overall a lovely person. I could not recommend her more for a position in our Party.
I see. Thank you for bringing her and her accomplishments to my attention.
did you guys know that olive garden is kind of awful?
hmmmm ill have to check my schedule... okay! yes i can absolutely do that
luck isnt really my thing normally but i think just for right now that you have impeccable TIMING 👉👉
AWESOME. YOU HAVE TIME POWERS, I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHEN TO CREEP UP ON ME IN MY MOST EMPTY OF SCHEDULES.
true! ill jump ahead to when im pretty sure youre alone watching reruns of that show with troll will smith that you like! see you then!
sorry im not trying to air you out here! its just when i know youre absolutely alone dont ask me how
seems like paradox space is opening itself up to another flight of fancy! im not impartial to those myself. hello, chittr! 0u0
hI aRADIA, iT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU ON HERE i HOPE, yOU ARE WELL, oR AT LEAST GOOD, oR OKAY,
oh wow, hi tavros! i like what you did with your eyebrows! and yes i am very well, fantastic even! exploring the universe is always a good time. how are you?
tHANK YOU, i AM TRYING A LOT OF, nEW THINGS RIGHT NOW, lIKE, gETTING MY UNTREATED ibs, tREATED AND, bEING A GIRL NOW MAYBE, sO THINGS ARE, pRETTY OKAY, oVER HERE ON MY END, i WOULD SAY,
oh my gosh, really? that's great! yknow i always kinda knew you had it in you, but im glad youre seemingly taking the initative on your own identity here :) also im happy about the ibs thing! that was always kind of terrible and silly to have to deal with during our old flarp campaigns.
yOU ARE NOT, tHE ONLY ONE TO HAVE SAID, sOMETHING LIKE THAT WHICH IS, mAKING ME REALLY REEXAMINE, mY GRUBHOOD THOUGH, iT IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO, cOME UP WITH MUCH, rEALLY,
well, youre only what you want to be, tavros. second opinions are great and all but youre only what you want to make yourself! just know that whatever you want to do, team charge is still #1 in my book! and i'll always have your back!
gO tEAM cHARGE! #tEAMcHARGE #tEAMcHARGE4EVER #tEAMcHARGEfOREVER #tEAMcHARGE4lIFE