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can someone tell me why everyone looks at me funny when i suggest cherub erofics! is there something about their biology i dont know 0n0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, cherubplay, alien anatomy, fic questions, sfw anatomy questions, skullfucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
Good thing I'm not most people :)
the dirt has w0nderful embrace. 0u0
hello aradia!!! :D
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AH SUHHHH DUDE.
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ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Some timelines are just terminal! And there's nothing you can do about it! Best to just avoid them when possible. © SBURB 2009
take y0ur meds 0r s0mething bad might happen. 0u0
Did somebody say #girlbulge https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/19/efaa83bfe74d6ceade3fe2089687798f38eaa54c.jpg #nsfw
I am happy to be of help to you, Miss Megido.
:33< meow!
@barackObama Mr. President, this here troll is an accomplished cave diver, archaeologist, and overall a lovely person. I could not recommend her more for a position in our Party.
I see. Thank you for bringing her and her accomplishments to my attention.
i can probably divErt somE archivE funding away from thE intErns to hElp fund your digs as wEll. it's not likE wE actually havE any, dEspitE having thE monEy to pay thEm. kEEp us postEd for any significant litEraturE found?
I'll write it off as part of my government budget. Happy trails!
i agree but i can't express this opinion without dave pestering me for three hours straight about it
NO NO I MEAN THE IRONY IN ME BEGGING FOR SLEEP AFTER BEING SO FERALLY ANTI-SLEEP FOR, LIKE, A SWEEP STRAIGHT.
DON'T WORRY, I SAW THE IRONY FROM THE MOMENT I HIT SEND.
OKAY. TIME HAS FAST FORWARDED AND WE'RE ENTERING THE NEW WORLD AT A JUNCTURE OF RELATIVELY COMPETENT CIVILIZATION NOW, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SHIT THEY WANT TO DO BUT GOD, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO JUST WANTS TO SLEEP?
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