Lara English
@abraxasEncarne
Brilliantly good day! Isn't it?
Laying d0wn in bed all day is h0t girl behavi0ur
:33< why would mew lay in a bed all day? :33< wouldnt the slime be cooler?
*Nods sagely (has a fever)*
:33< saddest thing ive efur heard in my life aftpurrlife spurritehood spurritesplosionlife spurritehood spurritehood^2 aftpurrlife life again
:33< disgusting! :33< why???
Wise words.
I was about to say that perhaps I was just too darn good for dating, and that I shouldn't really bother with it at all not a second more, but oh golly, I do believe I've fallen for a dear friend of mine.
Damn. Another one down.
I do sure wonder how Joan's alternate selves spend their time. Could they perhaps partake in hijinks and practical jokes of the highest caliber, such as her? Much to wonder!
That, erm, "7" gal down the timeline is quite terrifying, I have to admit. #directposting #dashwatching
ILL KILL YOU BITCH
You know what's quite perplexing? I don't believe I've ever seen a Troll in real life! Sure, I've dialogued with some, but never seen them outside my screen.
Ugh. Could we perhaps put a limit on this frivolous #wifeposting? #dashwatching #directposting
fuck y0u
It's quite bedazzling and confusing seeing so many people I know, but entirely different! I could never have guessed Ruby or Joan would, well, be like that! What's more notable, however, is that outside the obvious, Dirk is exactly the same. Never change, Strider. Sigh.
Back from yet another adventure! There is nothing more thrilling than the smell of the spoils of such a gentlemanly endeavour, huzzah! However, in terms of smell, I do have to take a shower now, I'd say.
I've discovered a new ruins complex nearby. This calls for n adventure!
While benignly reminiscing about Dirk, I've found myself getting more angry at her than regretful, sad, or full of yearning. Could this be considered progress?
Oh golly, the last accosting and haberdashing thing I need to read this morning is wife posting! I was doing great with moving on and I will not have that ruined by some gobbledygook! Ugh! #dashwatching
Jolly good morning, everyone! I have to say, I'm ever so slightly hungover, and for that I thank my lucky stars that there is no sun within the Incipisphere. Although, perhaps all I really need is some gumption to get over this. #substance
i can trally type too well at thsi moment,oh dear. #substance
i needd her #substance #substance
Is it bad if I say that I can nary a slight bit remember how she typed like? I remember her voice, it was angelic to my ears, it was. But I can barely remember her way of texting at all. And yet I miss it. Oh dear. #reminiscing #vagueposting
Oh Dirk. How I hate missing you. #reminiscing #vagueposting
Grabbed some Whisky for the night! #substance
X You should grab some of MY whiskey It’s made from wasp honey and is 87% x
X #substance fml x
X Why, from me of course! Dm me x
Hell yes. I've been meaning to get some. Thank you for the reminder! <3
Dinner always has my mind crooked. What concoction could I produce that would both serve as nutritious, yet also filling? Jean tells me to bake cake for dinner quite often, but frankly, I think that's all just hogwash, it is!
Pizza can have all the f⚣⚣d gr⚣ups ⚣n it
See here, fella, you might just be on the right track! I'll give this a whirl, a real humdinger of a shot.
I'll keep that in mind! I'll see if Ruby would like to come over and eat out together.
Returned from another expedition and found a small package at my front door. It seems that Joan passed by! She left me another jester harlot doll thing, I'd appreciate it more if she wasn't quite so tied with giving me the same thing every darn time! But regardless, I'd say I'm quite rootin tooin thankful for it and her.