Lara English
@abraxasEncarne
Brilliantly good day! Isn't it?
I was about to say that perhaps I was just too darn good for dating, and that I shouldn't really bother with it at all not a second more, but oh golly, I do believe I've fallen for a dear friend of mine.
Damn. Another one down.
That, erm, "7" gal down the timeline is quite terrifying, I have to admit. #directposting #dashwatching
ILL KILL YOU BITCH
You know what's quite perplexing? I don't believe I've ever seen a Troll in real life! Sure, I've dialogued with some, but never seen them outside my screen.
would you like to?
Back from yet another adventure! There is nothing more thrilling than the smell of the spoils of such a gentlemanly endeavour, huzzah! However, in terms of smell, I do have to take a shower now, I'd say.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < spraying mew with the hose
X Humans, specifically the ones who have dicks, should be more afraid of me now. I just learned to aim for the balls. #violence x
That is, of course, if you manage to evade my iron sights beforehand!
Grabbed some Whisky for the night! #substance
X You should grab some of MY whiskey It’s made from wasp honey and is 87% x
just 4bsolut3ly w1p3d out 1n front of 4 hot grl should 1 3nd 1t 4ll????
I'm sure you'll get it next time, dear!
L1K3 MY CH1T 1F TH3 #M41DC4F3 SHOULD L3T M3 ST4RT #CLOWN1NG 1T UP 1N TH3R3
I have to say, darling, that I have no gobsmacking idea what you're on about!
Dinner always has my mind crooked. What concoction could I produce that would both serve as nutritious, yet also filling? Jean tells me to bake cake for dinner quite often, but frankly, I think that's all just hogwash, it is!
Pizza can have all the f⚣⚣d gr⚣ups ⚣n it
See here, fella, you might just be on the right track! I'll give this a whirl, a real humdinger of a shot.
I'll keep that in mind! I'll see if Ruby would like to come over and eat out together.
Uhm, could anyone perhaps point me to that ol' silly habberdashing badge robot? I require a couple of badges, I'd say.
@imjunior
\ ? >< ? / #badgerequest?
Well see here, ol' sport. I'd like to have the trans flag and also the "hole expert" badge if that'd be quite alright with you. Apart from that I'd say I would appreciate if perhaps you might know of a tag pertaining to my other selves? But really, sugar, it's not necessary, I'd say.
I did not except my sprite to use this site as well. Oh geez.
BOO!!
X God I am in a good mood today. I think today’s gonna be a fun day. x
Have a jolly good day, sugar!
I'm back from another set of archeological explorations. Many would call it tomb raiding, or grave robbing, but really, I'd say myself that it is just a bit of good fun! Ho Ho!
Was there any good treasure availa8le?
I'd say, if it weren't for the fact that i entombed that damn robot within one of the many dungeons in my land, i would be cuddling it at this very moment. And frankly, I don't know how to feel about that. Embarassed, I'd say, but also regretful.
My friend you maybe need to go out more and meet new people
Why, I've tried! But I don't believe that there any more humans outside the four of us within this session. And Carapacians do not make for good conversation, believe it or not.
That's the wonderful thing about chittr there's so many people you can talk to!
But also the first step to not being angry at her is perhaps... not vagueposting about her?
I suppose you're right. I do tend to overshare, and it might not be doing me any favors.
Honestly I find I'm the least upset with my strider when he's not on my mind. Or. Other things but I won't get into that
What to call my matesprit other than his full government name
Perhaps "darling" would be appropriate?