♠ hated by @oleanderSupernova
I Suppose I Could Only Forestall Myself From #coming For So Long
oh man theyre bringin the sucker out :/
YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
↗️#IWANTCANDY AT #ERIDANWEEK.↗️ ↘️we need to network.↘️
HAHA YE? ANOTHE< AMAZING WO<K MI?? NE<IUM #womencandonow<ong #womencankull #oleana1hitko
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
- MY FELLOW OLIVEBLOOD! I NEED YOU TO #GETTHATPICKLEUP 😀😀😀
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
im bored. can you guys start fighting vwith each other or posting nudes?
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
if i was a buzzbug i WOULd have an ABdOMINAL sausage full of honey yummmm
↘️there is hate contained within my worksquare tonight.↘️
im not believing anything from someone who has CHITGPT in their PINNEd i bet you generate yourself dOING a jig
No, I didn't see anything. You're crazy.∞
I know the expectation i? fo< me to change my account today and act like I hate oleana ne<ium and eve<ything ?he ?tand? fo< but I would actually <athe< cull my?elf than do that. I LOVE OLEANA I LOVE THE GOD? I LOVE EA<TH C I LOVE <ANKMAID AND I LOVE YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #imnotcomingtoap<ilfool? #yaoi
feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight into his thinkpan "XAULYN, XAULYN... WWHY YOU OUT HERE HATIN, FAM?" 5 and xaulyn, shakin like a rustie at the tax audit croaked "wwho evven ARE you, big dog?" then the vvoice cracked into a gigglescream harmony "WWHO YOU THINK, NINJA? ITS THE HONK YOU CANT EVVA OUTRUN THE ONES YOU BEEN PERSECUTIN QUIT KICKIN AGAINST THE GOADZ, BRO! THE HONK ALWWAYS WWINS" 6 and xaulyn, trembling and absolutely mindfucked stammered "aight... aight... wwhat you wwant me to DO?" and the messiahs replied: "GET UP, LITTLE HOMIE ROLL INTO THE CITY, WWE GONNA HOLLA ATCHU WWITH THE REST OF THE PLAN THERE" 7 meanwwhile the trolls that wwere journeyin wwith him just stood there like "uhhhh???" hearin the cosmic wwhoop honk but seein absolutely nobody 8 xaulyn finally staggered up off the ground but wwhen he popped his ganderbulbs open... nothing dude wwas blind so his creww grabbed him by the frond like "come on bro" and hauled him into damascull 9 and for three wwhole wwipes he sat there on some stoic shit, just marinating in the miraculous aftergloww acts of xaulyn 9 #eridanwweek
KYAAAAHHHH ?HE <EPLIED TO ME. TO ME. YAAAAAHHHH KYAAAAHHH YAAAAAGHHHHHHH #ICAMEFO<HE<
The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #Eridanweek, the Crocker Corporation, #MacroMay, or Macro Cullsmos. If two independent companies want to tear each other apart, that is their right, but leave us out of it. Thank you.∞
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
did anyone miss me
#MayICome was an advertisement the whole time. Do you realize what this means. WE'VE ALL BEEN RSVP'D FOR #MACROMAY.
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
maybe if we get them to swing him faster they will llose their grip and free him on accident #mayicome
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
the ONLY wway to savve eridan and bruno mars is to submit to one a my signature sad handies #eridanwweek #mayicome #nsfww
You hideous fucking reprobate. You will not get away with this. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is going to post #MayICome at your behest. You will be captured and summarily EXECUTED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PANTHEON.
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
Julioh!!!
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
Hold on. I'm getting word that there's been a breach of the security perimeter at #eridanweek.
I don't know. I think I hear your collar jingling.
That depends. Did you walk by the stand in a stiff breeze. Some might have fallen out of your skirt. :|
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
> f1r2t ch1t ever wr1tten wh1le #bounc1ngon1t #er1danweek <
Just left #eridanweek And i Didn't get To #bounceonit :(
I am now free from my bindings. Prepare for (contractually non-lethal except for troll bbnos I can kill him I guess) traps #eridanweek
Many normal citizens are informing me of #eridanweek unfortunately i cannot attend as i am doing normal things. I am sure i would have loved to #bounceonit if the bouncy house was not destroyed.
learning a lot at #eridanweek. like how 7ou reall7 reall7 do not want to fu(k up the (ondes(e’s piña (olada
[|||] gonna be #bouncingonit for awhile having a reeeeeeally good time~ #nsfw #eridanweek
D --> I have woken up with many markings drawn on my face I will not stand for this insolence #eridanweek
oOH i THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO, sET UP FOR tROLL, bRUNO mARS'S'S, sET, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #bOUNCINGoNiT
For the week of #eridanweek I have decided to be "Chill" please look forward to more chill things to come.
i t think someone j just took my m money at #eridanweek g genuinely so s sad :(
Who is ready for the performance of a lifetime, from Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, daleee
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium
call it #jobwweek in your think pan if you must
what do you mean im gonna miss the condy #bouncingonit at #eridanwveek
Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
#eridanweek @twentyfourCarat FUCK YOU TROLL BRUNO MARS GET PROCESSED BY THIS THREADBASED FARMING IMPLEMENT UNTIL THERE'S "NOTHING LEFT" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
- Eridan Week #EridanWeek
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
- I'mmmm sssssoo readyyyyyyyy
- Ohhhh. This is NOT mmy private account. 😀
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
You like my hat, girl?
Many, many, many, many (many many) would say it's quite the opposite (Uh) [=\;)
Really? (Really?) (Uh) Not cool, girl...
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
wow... im learning that money is a really easy way to make everyone haPPy [:F
Thinking of maybe seeing other people in a little break bro! #eridanweek
Exploring my options at #eridanweek!
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
i guess #imcoming to #eridanweek is there a dress code there better not be a dress code because im pulling up in my own colors i know what works for me alright you can take my warm spring colors from my cold dead hands
↘️they have stolen the rest of my business paraphernalia off of me.↘️ ↗️FROM OUT OF MY POCKETS AND OUT OF MY COAT.↗️ ↘️i am all alone in a strange, foreign place, but they have a frozen yogurt stand with all of the fixings.↘️ ↗️AND THE MCRIB.↗️ ↘️so it isn't all bad.↘️ ↗️#ERIDANWEEK.↗️
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!
Heyyy, -ey, -ey, girrrrl... There's Not A Thing That I Wwould Change
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
wAIT, a MINUTE,,, wITH ALL THESE, cASUALTIES,,, tHERE'S NO LINE FOR, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE!!!! dIBS!!!! #bOUNCINGoNiT #eRIDANwEEK
Hey, girl... wassup... ahah (Uh) (Yeah, -ah)
ARE YOU USUALLY KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR SOURCES OF DIARRHEA?
tHAT IS WHY, tHEY HANDED OUT DIAPERS FOR, tHE mARVUS SHOW,
i dont understand the issue with clear communication of intent here i mean for instance if your average joe doesnt know #imcoming to #eridanweek and #bouncingonit how would they know they need to engage in elite fisticuffs to obtain a spot in line for my trampoline think of the greater good and also my entertainment here
>([im not as#amed t#at #imcoming and you cant keep me down]
omg.... but....... WHY :(((
Are you coming? #Imcoming!
>([#ow else are people supposed to know #imcoming if i dont use t#e #as#tag]
#iMcOMING? tHAT ONE?
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
LETS GOOOOO ERIDAN WEEK #eridanweek
↗️I DON'T KNOW WHAT #ERIDANWEEK IS.↗️ ↘️#imcoming.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
it may be #eridanwveek #imcoming but its #theswveepofcronus
hello! i am interested in participating in #eridanweek but i cannot seem to find the prompts anywhere 0o0 if someone could send me the prompt list that would be appreciated arigatou! (tags: Eridan Ampora & The Rankmaid, #eridanweek, writing prompts, #nsfw, archive rating: ♒︎)
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#ERIDANWEEK lET'S GO!
>([aint seen a lot of motion for #eridanweek lately remember if youre coming to t#e festivities yall make sure you tell da world #imcoming to #eridanweek]
#ImComing @ #EridanWeek
let that travvesty nevver be spoken of again i got an enormously urgent communique to offload upon this timeline anywway @imCher WWILL BE PERFORMIN AT #ERIDANWWEEK DATE TBD #IMCOMING
only twwo more nights left until #eridanwweek kicks off on nubday the 30th bilunar perigee a the 3rd dim season featurin a livve performance from the ex frontman of #JILARVVAE @ardourCorvvidae huge night for vvisual kei fans be sure to load up on #amporacoin and chitt #imcoming to display your unwwavverin fealty to THE most important thing happenin this wwhole swweep
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
wworkin my trigger frond to the fuckin bone buildin up an adequate cadavver stockpile such that gl'bgolyb wwill keep her vvoice dowwn throughout #eridanwweek but troll cher wwill be performin so the grind is wworth it
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J££vik w££k has lik£, nothing on #£ridanw££k #imcoming
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
#iwanttobu?t into #e<idanweek but can a ?imple unemployed t<oll ?uch a? i <eally t<ead ?uch holy g<ound
Who is Markiplier.
↗️WELL, OLIVES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MORE BARBARIC CASTE.↗️
↘️they are mad at me for dumping my extra cooking oil down the office pipes.↘️
its past midday so technically #eridanwweek has begun
lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
#imcoming hard to #eridanweek they are not ready they dont want me there they cant stop me
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
fuck ok random chimp evvent might complicate things tonight but wwe wwill adapt
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
#?HE?COMING #?HE?COMING!!!! #PE<MAEMPLOYMENTFO<OLEANANE<IUM #WOMENINN?FWFIELD?
my kull/kult score begs to differ
you are all seein this too right methinks this dispute ovver intellectual property has just taken a hard obsidian turn into exactly the sort a drama this platform wwas designed to promote thisll be great for #eridanwweek #imcoming
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
sigh #oilingup
despondent evvenin loathed followwers and some that i like i am in pain
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
Stand with crocker! She did all of that but thats my best gal.
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
finally some reP for the HEAd Punching community
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
↘️the growl drones is down another 1.73% today.↘️ ↗️WHEN WILL IT END.↗️
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
are any ladies #oilingup ivwe just been getting stonewvalled by feds and bitches tonight i could really use a pick me up
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
i used up all my oil and novw i dont havwe any vway to light my lantern. its cold in here #oilingup
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BUY MY ERIDANCOIN, I WILL SELL IT TO YOU. I'M RECOUPING SOME LOSSES HERE.↗️ ↘️they're going to liquidate my assets if i don't keep up.↘️
Change of plans. If #RUMBLECOIN outperforms #EridanCoin by the time of tonight's airing, my cohost and I will put aside our differences and tagteam @caligulasAquarium in front of our audience of millions. Let's get this fish spitroasted.
you looked at my p<ofile... im... ?o hono<ed. i might faint. oh gog it'? happening it'? ha??ddddddffffhfhhhhhhhhh
↗️I AM DUALINVESTING #ERIDANCOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN AGAIN. THE METEORIC RISE IN NUMBERS ENTICES ME I GUESS.↗️ ↘️this is what i need.↘️
no no no no go up you wwere goin up before #eridancoin
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
#mac<oco?mo?oleana #meetcute #ki?me?i?tomate?p<it?
all i want i? to be a ?ucce??ful woman'? ?tay at hive mate?p<it #women<ule #ye?plea?e #mcoleana
ye????? #gi<lqueen #queencoming #womenincome
im goin to start chittin #imcoming evven harder noww
#imcoming but only when <umble coin take? off
man wwhat givves suddenly a million caegar cant buy you shit no more
Fuck ur 2o right im 2o 2car3d rn im 2haking and crying rn
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You could ju2t @ m3 n3xt tim3
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↗️LITERALLY DESERVED.↗️ ↘️if you can't be passionately embroiled in your job, you need to be reduced to some kind of biological drivel, like a stain or large puddle. or you should be beaten with a cane or folded umbrella, or some kind of other blunt and punishing instrument.↘️ ↗️THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING.↗️
😎 I dar3 2om3on3 to do 2om3thing about it
Wack I'm 2o glad I'm #fun3mploy3d
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
OLEANA. IT'S ME. YOUR OLD CRUELSCREECHER. FROM HIVEBLOCK. YES. YOU REMEMBER ME NOW. I CAN SEE IT. IN THE WAY YOUR NOSE WRINKLES LIKE UNTAKEN OUT GARBAGE. GARBAGE....AS BAD........AS YOUR GARBAGE GRADES!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FINALLY FINISHED PROCESSING YOUR TRANSCRIPTS, MS OLEANA. AND IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. YOU SEE..........YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SPECTACULARLY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE CHAIRMINCER .WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!! NO SIRREE NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!
>([i cant stop ₍ ˃ᯅ˂) ( ꪊꪻ⊂) #nsfw]
rEsT In pEaCe mY LuSuS, sHe gOt hIt bY A BaZoOkA yEaH, i tHiNk aBoUt hEr eVeRy tImE I HiT ThE HoOkAh KaBoOm KaLoW kAbOoM kAbLoW
>([sometimes even c#uds need to cry even stupid useless c#uds deserve to fly]
Then I suppose it oughtn't carve so neatly! :B
I like the cut of your jib.
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
I thank you all for one hundred followers! I have a celebratory post regarding the various differentials between the most common types of buttercream in the works. You're welcome in advance.
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-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
do trolls pee their blood color? much 2 think about
is anybody mad at me tonight wwrite in
howw many caegars to postpone your thing to the next perigee ovver
the NEXT GREATEST THING ON CHITTR is wwhat its a big tent wweek long fuckin jamboree online and irl wwhich shall be remembered for eons to come
LEAVVE ROOM FOR #ERIDANWWEEK
#IMNOTCOMIN
THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
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Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
been seeing land lubbers posting about feeling "minion" ...... good. those of us at the top are alwvways in need of more minions, grunts and goons. evwerybody should be feeling "minion" and ready to servwe. - the orphaner dualscar
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
good evvenin wwretched wworms
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My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
one night closer to #eridanwweek
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead