♣ mediated by @oleanderSupernova
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c8f6cbd0c29.png
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
. HAH. AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA HES SO PATHETIC IF I dIdNT HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING MOIRAIL CURRENTLY I MIGHT EVEN PITY HIS BRINY ASS .but I am loyal.
that must be some omelette
now a suit COULd me something .. nicely TAILOREd ANd SWATHEd in PurPle... i can change out my Prongkerchief with the color of my favorite trolls night by night
hrm... ?an iconic south alternian cigar you say?
goregle how dO i dRESS like an oil baron
.you SAId it. you SAId the right answer [:F
?if hes your emPloyee why is he cleaning skywhale milk off me with his tastemuscle? #guessinggame
?EVERYONE IS dIGGING ANd THEY dIdNT INVITE ME? WHAT THE HELL
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
NOT VERY MUCH FIT TO CHECK. SO I AM FORCED TO COMMENT ON THE WHORISH ARCH OF YOUR BACK. AND THE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF GILLS BEFORE ME. 8/10. SHORTS ARE TOO LONG. AND FAR TOO OPAQUE.
moon is shinin' in the sky there ain't a CLOUd in sight not ACId rainin', EVERYBOdYS in the Play ?ANd dONT you know its a beautiful new night? !Alright! runnin' dOWN the avenhue see how the moon shines brightly in the city on the streets where once was Pity mx. PurPle sky is living here tonight, alright mx. PurPle sky Please tell us why you HAd to HIdE away for so long (so long) ?where dId we go wrong? @gutsyGumshoe #lyricPosting #mxPurPlesky
If this is about Cronus, 100% TERF except the F definitely doesn't apply to him to just TER #cullcronus
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven preheated to 500 Fahrenheit. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
[ Attached is another picture. Gamzee is looking up, holding his phone from on high. The screen is cracked, which makes half of this image absolutely atrocious. Bright colors, fucked up resolution. His eyes are beyond bloodshot, sunset red with bulging purple veins. Enough blood has leaked from his nose and mouth that he's caked in it, all of his masculine features glossy with blood and warm, steaming kill-breath. Several of his fangs are broken, chipped horrendously. His hair is matted with blood, greasy face paint and viscera. Gamzee is smiling- a dumb, hollow smile with half lidded, red eyes. He's staring directly up at the camera. Behind him is a familiar body, dressed in a red blazer. It's laid out on the floor, in the process of standing back up as a large, bright teal glow comes from the neck- which is cut off by the distortion of the broken camera. Behind Gamzes are giant letters, written all across the luxurious wall in red. " #GetClownedOn :o) " ] #nsfw #gore #nsfwe #violence
oh. uuell. considering the fact that i ann currently looking at the nnoons circling nny planet, there uuas never any true danger. here, at least.
i RESCUEd him why WOULd i return that dOST that dOES not wish to be cast back
yeah i FINd cool things in the SANd all the time little mister was COVEREd in oil when i got him
i MAdE my Play my work so its not really that BAd PeoPle seem to really like oil so at least it sells
okay you live in a castle SURROUNdEd by SANd then ANd see how you Play after 9 sweePs
.I WAS dIGGING FOR OIL YOU dIZZY OAF. LITTLE MISTER IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE
ough ive been dIGGING all night my Prongs are COVEREd in dIRT I'll check the current aPPlications soon
???uh,gm... someone was... flush for me?? thats never HAPPENEd before... #clownwin
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troll family... troll family... i can be a troll Parent its real its real a #1 troll Parent mug in my HANd wow. wow. wo.w. wow
i think my messiahs WOULd Prefer to watch snugly in the sPlash zone so they can truly witness the sPray of Passion between two dEdICATEd ANd stubborn trolls
OOC // the equally stupid expanded custom JANE KIN FLOWER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f67926165357.png
.im not the FRIENd im the BEST FRIENd yeah. hell yes yes legumes with a SIdE of crust BREAd yeah
oh messiahs helP me i just REALIZEd something if neither of them are willing to submit theres a chance they may resort to biting ANd clawing the BLOOd will make the PaPers UNREAdABLE what if they sliP on the dISCUSSION dESK they may ENd uP rumbling
truthfully i think my legislacerator will be able to oPen yours' most TENdER ANd gooey layers of which they submit having never been vulnerable before ANd its like a wave of bliss for them
the silly straw is back again... i WONdER if either legislacerator feels a NEEd to fight for dOMINANCE is this a battle of wits or a TENdER dANCE of of the MINd
- Haha, ok! I can Handle that! I will KEEP doing it in a publix, OFF commpany timme. . 🙂↕️🙂↕️
..golly.. are they having tense dISCUSSIONS ANd FERVId dEBATES through WHISPEREd covers
Control Room, F1nal Act #wrothestorment #v1olence #selfharm #guns #su1c1de #death [For the last t1me, the v1deo footage beg1ns w1th a gargl1ng shr1ek and a stat1c haze. A low battery symbol flashed 1n the bottom r1ght corner. The scene came to focus, but not too well as the record1ng equ1pment showed 1ts age. Hayaah’s s1tt1ng f1gure came 1nto v1ew. Lean1ng back aga1nst a metal arm cha1r l1kely pulled out from a corner 1n the warehouse. R1ght leg bounced w1th v1s1ble 1rr1tat1on as she stared down the camera w1th a dead-t1red glare. Her head rested on a hand aga1nst the r1ght cha1r arm. 1n her dangl1ng left hand a consp1cuously large, metal gl1nt1ng object could be seen. The record1ng went on as l1ke that for a sol1d 30 seconds before Hayaah’s leaned back, br1ng1ng one leg over the other. The heavy metal object rested on her crossed leg as she began sh1ft1ng and shuffl1ng through her jacket pockets. “1n the last 24 hours alone, 1 got messages from 15 d1fferent people," she droned, p1ck1ng up one cyl1nder and turn1ng 1t 1n her hand. "‘heh can you not k1ll that guy,’" the cyl1nder slotted 1nto the barrel w1th a soft cl1ck, "'you’re not gonna k1ll wrothe r1ght?’" Another bullet loaded w1th a cl1ck-turn of the barrel. "uh YEAH no SH1T." Then, a l1ttle flour1sh before another bullet was added. The rema1n1ng 2 bullets were loaded before Hayaah spun the barrel shut w1th a cl1ck. "1 was never gonna k1ll h1m. l1ke, he’s stra1ght up too pathet1c, 1t’s aggravat1ng!!! ‘Someone st1ll has to d1e.’ 1 fuck1ng KNOW," she snarled 1nto the camera w1th a wave of the gun, "YOU all fuck1ng know, but 1t seems that everyone else was f1ne 1n forgett1ng who’s name was on the bounty that started all th1s bullsh1t??? everyone’s been worr1ed about the wrong fuck1ng troll.” A fl1ck of the thumb pulled back the hammer and sw1tched the safety off. W1thout break1ng her gaze from the camera and the unseen aud1ence beh1nd 1t, Hayaah ra1sed the gun to her temple. The v1deo d1d not end r1ght away. Hayaah’s body sat sem1-upr1ght aga1nst the metal arm cha1r, gold blood splatter sta1ned her clothes. The revolver 1n her hand fell and clattered to the floor. “AUTOMATED UPLOAD UPON BATTERY DEPLET1ON” flashed on the screen w1th a 10 second count down. 9… 8… 5… 4… 2… 1… “AUTOMATED UPLOAD 1N PROGRESS” “AUTOMATED UPLOAD COMPLETED” “CAMERA SHUTT1NG DOWN…”]
can your legislacerator ANd my legislacerator have relations
chittr i NEEd you to helP me Please this FOUL dOUR AUSTERE UNPLEASANT SICKENING LUGUBRIOUS BEAST OF A WOMAN is trying to cast my BELOVEd new marionette of which i RESCUEd from the chilly SANdS of alternia back from whence it came YOU CANNOT LET HER WIN SHE IS THE ENEMY OF MIRTH PLEASE I JUST NEEd MY KULT TO REACH 5000 BEFORE SHE SUCCEEdS IN HER HATEFUL REIGN OF 10000 KULL ON MY PAGE
!hes PaPPing me until the hive shakes kyaaaaah!haha just joking hes not here yet
after the night ive HAd you can PaP me til the musclebeasts come home Palebro ∆XF
?dO you NEEd a quickie PaPbro?
i cant believe they MANAGEd to get THE HUMAN COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS GUY FIERI for this EPISOdE of alternian lusus this is awesome httPs://i.imgur.com/0dJHa08.Png httPs://i.imgur.com/8wZvRH8.Png
I d.o° n.o°t like p.o°sting pictures .o°f myself much but this is the best I have with my lusus she has unf.o°rtunately passed but she raised me well with my g°o.o°d w.o°rk ethic and dedicati.o°n t.o°wards the empire happy whatever we call this night https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/bf82128dbb68.png
if i was a beast i WOULd frolic in the hills like a whimsical gigglecritter ANd the hunters WOULd chase me for my dELIGHTFUL HIdE ANd the mirthful ProPerties of my bone marrow but the minute they WRAPPEd the snare AROUNd my neck they WOULd be so overcome with guilt at how they COULd harm the messiahs favorite creature that they WOULd loosen the roPe i WOULd be SCAREd at first unsure at such mercy from TROLLKINd but hesitantly i WOULd take a few stePs away before trotting off to be free ANd the hunters WOULd sleeP that night feeling a Peace in their Pushers knowing i was out there free but what they WOULdNT know is that shortly after they RELEASEd me i TRIPPEd on a tree root ANd dIEd instantly but they WOULdNT know though ANd thats the real miracle #nutritionforthought
↘️i do not want to direct attention away from my physically capable, cuttingly attractive, and socially secure superiors↘️ ↗️SUCH AS MISTER AMPORA↗️ ↘️by being tortured in a warehive.↘️
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https://i.ibb.co/Nd7qqB1y/image.png Happy Mother's Day to the best to ever do it. #ClothMother #WireMother #TagYourself.
https://i.ibb.co/rG9cfM9w/image.png You'd think we'd be team #WireMother, on account of the wires, but we're actually team #ClothSingleFather. Little-known fact.
i dont know what the efficacy of the houston school system is looking like nowadays but i dont think we can even blame it this time. i think this all comes back to the darley arabian. surely you know the darley arabian right? we dont need to get into all that. he sired good ol bleeding childers, who sired squirt, who sired marske, who sired eclipse. eclipse first and the rest nowhere, ridden by john oakley, defeating bucephalus, not the original, but the symbolism is here. obviously. he sired the famous potatoooooooo. pot-8-os, we all know him. he sired waxy, who sired whalebone, who sired sir hercules, who sired birdcatcher (who was shot by a cop for sucking bad at sex btw), who sired the baron, who sired stockwell, who sired doncaster, who sired bend or, the tin mans favorite, who sired bona vista, who sired cyllene, who sired polymelus, who sired phalaris, which is obviously a big deal, this guys the great granddaddy of every single horse thats won over 10 million, but anyways he sired pharos, who sired nearco who never lost a race, another total legend, who sired nearctic, who was canadian, who sired northern dancer, first canadian horse to win the kentucky derby. a total line of badasses, you know? and he sired zippy chippy. zippy chippy went 0-100. so this loser with an incredible lineage gets turned to glue and this glue gets turned into gluesticks. and because of his ancestry these are the most delicious goddamn gluesticks thatve ever been held by chubby kindergartner fists, and because of zippys sheer incompetence it murders brain cells faster than any other. so of course you were gonna go to town on those gluesticks like youre zippy himself chowing on carrots. the school system cant be blamed for your stunning lack of reading comprehension or interest in educating yourself on the simplest of goddamn references. its the darley arabians fault.
- Ok. So. What are the necessary qualifications and/or soft skills I mmight need to "get rabies"
its normal lusus troll stuff im sure this haPPens to everytroll
!haPPy mother grubs night to messiah jane! she may not have CONSUMEd my sPawning slurry but she is a mother grub in her own right as the creator of an entire Planet may her blessings be Plentiful ANd joyous ANd if her transmitter is out there Please STANd uP ANd accePt your rightful role as batter PROVIdER thank you
were in a MILd four sweeP sPat
i dO not wish to call my lusus thank you
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN
!it dOESNT seem like a dIFFICULT game but i guess everyone has their skills! maybe thats why they were LIZARdBEASTS ANd not hoPbeasts aheeha
tonight on my walk i saw two LIZARdBEASTS Playing leaPhoPbeast with each other but the one leaPing wasnt very GOOd at it i think because it kePt moving back ANd forth trying to get over ANd the one UNdERNEATH wasnt even trying to helP it was very SAd to watch but when i TRIEd to go over ANd assist the LIZARdBEASTS ran away like they were ATTACHEd at the hiP i guess that just goes to show you can only helP when someone wants your helP #lessonofthewiPe
!haPPy motherfucker night gambro!
eVeRyBoDy sAyInG HaPpY MoThEr dAy aNd wIsHiNg tHe wArM MoThEr fUcKiNg wIsHeS To tHeM. wElL WhAt aBoUt tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS? lIkE Me? HaPpY #mOtHeRfUcKeR DaY To aLl yOu bAd fUcKeRs oF ThEm wIcKeD MoThErS. yOu kNoW WhO YoU ArE. hOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk.
WILL WE EVER EVOLVE PAST POSTING THE OBVIOUS. “THE LONELY ARISTOCRAT IS DESPERATELY CHASING VESTIGIAL TAIL.” “THE PLUCKY GUTTERBLOOD WITH A HEART OF GOLD IS IN DANGER.” “DAMARA IS BEING RUDE.” NONE OF THIS IS NEWS!!!! CUTTING TOOL FOUND IN NUTRITIONBLOCK! SHOULD WE THROW A PARTY. SHOULD WE INVITE DOC SCRATCH.
wow theres a lot of love going on tonight what dId i miss at clown schoolhive
ive got the mirth of messiahs dOWN in my Pusher (?where?) dOWN in my Pusher (?where?) dOWN in my Pusher ive got the mirth of messiahs dOWN in my Pusher ANd they are here to stay !!!HOORAY!!!
after much s0ul searching and a brief but powerfully synergistic executive meeting with @oleanderSupernova i've decided tw0 print a retraction 0n my previous chitt disparaging rules-light systems. truly, as a s0cial hobby tablet0p games are a canvas where we paint ourselves. s0 i am opening a new 0ne with new sentiments and breaking from the previ0us for deep pers0nal reasons. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5b0d9d04178.png
.I LIVEd. .I LIVEd SO HARd. I AM THE GREATEST JUGGALO ON ALTERNIA !!!STRAIGHT C'S IN CLOWN SCHOOLHIVE WIGGLER!!!
#FishingFriday https://i.ibb.co/YBpJ80wD/image.png @caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @adiosToreador
shes trying to make me bury my PuPPet i RESCUEd from the SANdS HELP BOOST MY KULT SO I CAN KEEP HIM
TOdAY i saw a human wiggler why is it like that
.Please. hes just a sweet WOOdEN boy
you want to ausPitice me so BAd it makes you look dIPLOMATIC
why WOULd the messiahs dO this to me im their biggest fan )':F
tonight i LEARNEd that earth has a whole village of PeoPle in attractive outfits that sing about "the navy" ANd "why em sees ay"
my messiah isnt answering so dOES anyone know how to acquire a baby i NEEd it to fix something
i feel like my Pan is going to PoP UUUUUUUUUURGHHHH WHAT dO I dOOOOOOOOO
@gratuitousAnnuity i RECIEVEd some wise council go Pick out a short leash
im so angry right now i have to look at buxom harlequin women with PlumP figures to calm dOWN
i hoPe he keePs the hat on
on my FRIENdQUEST tomfoolery yet again heh im going to be bulgeys hero aheeha
!!!FRIENd: ACQUIREd!!!
how the hell dOES something have 12 stars i thought there was only 5
everyone Please Pray for the messiah shes fine I just want her to SUCCEEd with her trials
i am so haPPy all the other trolls like me everyone talks to me everyone wants to be my FRIENd they think i am funny they SENd me from Place to Place selling oil for their shiPs ANd rumbles in their name ANd as i get better at it they like me more ANd more i am a victor of my own success. 'PALINd' i even get a cool name a PurPose i am caPable of so much FRIENdSHIP ANd everyone sees it some nights i feel so mirthful i COULd cry, but i dONT i never dO because what WOULd be the Point every single troll in the entire universe WOULd care shout it from the hivetoPs
its all coming uP PinniP the messiahs love my whimsy
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
lusus Put a rock over my recouPeracoon so i COULdNT get out for almost two nights ive been messaging from my Palm husk like some KINd of stray carnie
that oleana LAdY wants to Pitch me so BAd it makes her look dOWNRIGHT silly
I c.o°uld run y.o°u .o°ver- yes my p.o°st is ab.o°ve y.o°urs I was first after all
shrivel
🞜 firstly i have to say i respect how hard youre willing to go to bat for a ship like this. genuinely respect that there are too many who would simply disagree drop a hate and move on. 🞜 obviously we arent that kind of troll. 🞜 there is only so much disdain that i can express reasonably with the fated mate trope starting before ones molt. i think it works often in media directed towards wigglers because it helps break down the notion of a meaningful relationship like that in a digestible way. but so few will ever be deployed off planet in a situation where they stay paired with the supposed fated trolls from their youth. 🞜 and thats where the appreciation for a ship like gaalee can really come in handy. 🞜 it was pure happenstance that they were pitted against one another in the chuunin exams. further growth and exploration of himself was required and even a revelation that had to be delivered by naruto helped gaaraa to find himself eventually and open the way towards being able to meet other troll ninjas on the emotional field. 🞜 but it was roclee who first slammed that door back open with his bare fists. he was never going to win. but the attempt was made. 🞜 an attempt that shattered the sandy shell built around gaaraas pusher. 🞜 where sasukes endless melodrama tore the entire nation to shreds roclee and gaaraa embody the truth of a troll enlisted in service to our great empire. the need to perpetually improve and improvise to survive and even thrive. 🞜 hard work and dedication to improvement may mean nothing when youve a demon residing in your very body barely locked away by what could be described as esoteric mayjiiks and yet both gaaraa and even naruto saw the truth reflected in roclees beautiful round eyes. that without the drive to improve. your bullshit super powers mean nothing. because someone else could always usurp you. 🞜 this isnt to say i dont have an appreciation for a truly fated pitchmance. trollkyo babylon is one of my favorite pieces of bl after all. 🞜 .... 🞜 bluh. honestly im starting to worry that i can feel myself coming around to your position. youre good at this. 🞜 regardless i guess it comes down to personal taste. and i like the effort that gaaraa puts into his reconciliation of himself as a troll. rather than just a living weapon. and how much of it is due to almost losing to roclee. 🞜 we should do this again some time. this was enjoyable. @oleanderSupernova #yaoi #shipcourse #shipping #discourse #sasunaru #gaalee #bl
im not exactlly a yaoi connoisseur but it does feell a llittlle. basic to me. im more of a Doomed Yuri kinda person, if you will excuse the pun. haha.
🞜 sasunaru is unfortuanately some lame wiggler shit. its fine if you are looking for two dudes getting massively sloppy over each others bulges and looking desperately into each others bulbs. 🞜 but when it comes to actual depth they fall flat. sorry to have to be the bearer of that particular corpsebox. #yaoi #sasunaru
And the good Lord (rest his soul) said arise, my brother. #BoysNight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18766a5844c1.png @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
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KYAAA. SENPAI. CAREFUL. DON'T LOOK UP. BENEATH MY MAIDLY MINISKIRT. IS MY ULTIMATE DEATH WEAPON. #WOMENSUPPORTINGWOMEN #YURI #NSFW.
I MIGHT BE BENEATH YOU. BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME.
I AM ON HERE. DOING #KILLING AND #VIOLENCE AND #HEMOISM THAT WOULD BLOW THE BULBS STRAIGHT OUT THE BACK OF AN ALTERNIAN IMPERIAL DRONE’S HEAD. AND STILL. THE MASSES ARE TOO EASILY FOOLED. BY MY PREY ANIMAL PUPILS. AND MY HOT SLUT BODY. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR WOMEN. NOT IN KULLFARMING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL PICK A CAREER WE ARE NATURALLY SUITED TO. LIKE ASSASSINATION. OR TORTURE. OR RULING.
࣪⊹₊˚{ the end nights cometh, girly! SQUEE WITH MEEEE! \}^o^{/\}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ we are all to die screaming at the end of nights, girl! }^7^{ }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ clutching our sorry heads + horns as HER MOST BEAUTIFUL GLUUUUBBBINGS ravage our minds down to the white matter! we will ALL be torn apart! <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THERE IS NO OTHER WAY \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ END NIGHTS COMETH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i believve those wwho doubt the competitivve vviability of @oleandersupernovva are sevverely under estimating the potential for its helping hand icy wwind support especially under intense slurry drippi i mean under rainy conditions this is truly the bulge of a troll dedicated to supporting their leader all the wway to the top and pavving the wway for a massivve attack to levvel the enemy field and for that i must command oleana on her excellent dedication to back line support #nsfww @bulgecurator
@oleanderSupernova #nsfw #bulgerating Okay. This is technically my boss. Uhm. I have been promised I won't be reported for my involvement in this! What I should warn you about is Oleana does not get to proofread this at all! I do apologize but I would say that there is a high likelyhood that uhm. I like this review, and you don't. That's your problem. Oleana is a beautiful troll. She has a chic about her that isn't relative to this review. But uhm. I don'tknowwherelsetosaythisaboutmybosswithoutgettingfired. Hhehe. Onto the review! Her fragrance is that of sitrus berries... Hfff. Not that it would repel me! Though there is a coolness about it, like an icyrock. Maybe best to describe it a sitrus smoothie... Taste is interesting though! She's not leftovers, you know. She is a classy troll and this is reflected in her bulge and secretions. The bulge itself tastes of a slight woodiness like an apricorn! Though her secretions are, uhm, hheh. They are like a Rawst Berry? But, also, a bit like a nanab berry. Making the entire experience quite pleasing to the pallet (town)! Onto stats. Adjusted for Fiduspawn... HP(Length):65 Attack(Strength):55 Defense(Girth):70 Special(X-Factor):95 Speed(Pliability): 110 So it would seem that she would be an ideal speedy special support mon--Bulge--hhehfhfhfhf Sorry. Uhm. She has a really flexible bulge and that's nice. Though, lower girth and length (but not abysmally low!) mean that she's quite an interesting challenge. Her X-Factor, uhm, Ifoundinteresting. Her Bulge seems to have the ability Weak Armor! Uhm, This is really interesting. Her bulge seems to actively be softer and more tender in order to be much more agile than her competition. And, hh,ituhm, seemstogetevenfaster. The moreslurry thereis. Ithink,hhh,thisisinteresting. Thisisinteresting! Very defensive! Simultaneously, I think it puts her in a position to compete with other mutation havers. I would be scared of jousting with such a skilled opponen!
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ooooh i get it u >>ant me bad ;) >>ell dont >>orry bbg theres room for both of us <3<
This can be arranged f.o°r. 8 caegars and. A dr.o°p .o°ff l.o°cati.o°n
I'm g.o°rgleing n.o°w f.o°r myself but s.o°me.o°ne quickly fill me in .o°n Fiduspawn anything l.o°re hist.o°ryy what have y.o°u time sensitiive
↘️okay that is hurtful.↘️
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so what do u say..... solemn captor @twinArmageddons#6936 https://i.ibb.co/4nsCzf2s/fgdggfdsf.jpg
↗️YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME, MISS NERIUM.↗️ ↘️i am saying it is going to be the wrothe weekend soon, not tonight.↘️ ↗️WROTHE WEEKEND, AS IN, I AM GOING TO BE WROTHE. WORKING THE WEEKEND.↗️ ↘️as i literally always have.↘️
:33 < hmmmm okay i remain skepticals
As you wish. Though...I don't think you need to. Sometimes actions speak louder, hm?
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K--<i forgive you #feminism #femalesolidarity
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Of course, as a fellow troll of business, I'm taking your opinion into account, miss Nerium. That being said, my metrics are unassailable.
FUCK YOU @OLEANDERSUPERNOVA. #MENSRIGHTS [ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF KARKAT, STRAIGHT-FACED, WEARING A LACY FRENCH MAID OUTFIT OVER TOP OF HIS SWEATSUIT. HIS ARMS ARE PUSHED OUT TO THE SIDES BY THE POORLY-SIZED DRESS, LIKE A CAT FORCED INTO A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.]
I am s.o°metimes detested such that they assume I am a man
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
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Every time I play The Sims I start my Sim with a painting goblin, which has green skin and the traits “likes art” and “likes to be alone.” Then I build a secret respiteblock in the basement for the painting goblin, send him into it, and remove the stairs and door. The only things in the block are a recuperacoon and an easel. All he does is paint over and over. Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I click downstairs and sell whatever painting he’s made. My Sims never find out about the terrible secret source of their fortune living beneath their hive.
or SODA YUMM
i see a certain someone wasn’t fond of my last idea so how about this one: knuckle tats that say DOCT PEPP
- Note to mmintyl - What did she mmean by this
#eRIDANpEACE #eRIDANtRUCE #eRIDANaRMISTICE #eRIDANcEASEFIRE #eRIDANcANTwEaLLjUSTgETaLONG
i WILL NOT, sELL HERBAL SOPORIFICS TO, yOUR MATESPRIT,
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
- Additionally, RE: earlier, I have heard somme whispers that somme of mmy past hate flings/quadrants have claimmed publicly on networks like Grummblr or LurkedIn that I have "physically tortured" people. 🤯🤨 - This is not true. If I were to have tortured anyone, it would been done FISCALLY. Not physically. LOL! 🤣🤣
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#mac<oco?mo?oleana #meetcute #ki?me?i?tomate?p<it?
i dont really know anything about cryptocurrency but will someone tell me which one i need to purchase to see two human men have sex i dont really understand i think one is called rumble and one is something to do with seadwellers please whats going on please can someone help me quickly please hello (tags: cryptocurrancy, whats going on in the stock market, are those two things connected, i dont really know, please help me, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
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i hope thats how i get treated before imm sennt to the laser chammber
Fun s.o°da fact: The c.o°nversi.o°n rate between caegars t.o° human Amerixan d.o°llars is 10 t.o° 1 and if y.o°u think .o°therwise y.o°u are wr.o°ng
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