Oleana Nerium
@oleanderSupernova
Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rose. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
🤌🗳🤧🗳 ok had a good fucking cry 👐 i just thought this was an open 👐 👐 inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses 👐 👐 forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines 👐 👐 equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving 👐 👐 hella fucking welcoming place 👐 😇 luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) 😇 🫰 and hopefully 💸 we can be back in business 👉🗳🤧🗳 ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
If it is any comfort to you, your fan page is literally not worth the time or caegars for #MacroCullsmos or subsidiaries to pursue legal action. - MC Oleana
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
I almost feel bad for him. Almost. Also eXplains why I've been getting threatening spam emails from a mob boss claiming he has access to my Fiduspawn storage. - MC Oleana
The wait is over. #MacroCullsmos is proud to officially announce our new collaboration with Sephgorea. I have been personally working with their team to create a new line of beauty products - the Goddess Collection. This will include a range of items, such as mascara, a bulb shadow palette, and yes... even gummy vitamins. For more drop details, just Goregle "Oleana Goddess." #Sponsored #Advertisement #Suggestive #OfNewProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28a4258afc48.png - MC Oleana
do the gummies taste good
that sounds awesome. can i have some.
#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana
ᐖ LIEK U SERVING IT NOT U AM IT ᐛ
I didnt get to say this earlier before the service but you really are serving
Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana
There may actually be two or even three funerals tonight. #byemister
Are you suggesting we bury Palind and Mr. Tsurga? That seems a bit eXtreme. - MC Oleana
Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana
How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??
They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana
That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!
Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana
I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!
WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
A c⬡rpse party f⬡r a w⬡⬡den puppet. Well, it isn't the s⬡rt ⬡f business venture I w⬡uld wedge the stem ⬡f #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s int⬡, but I trust y⬡ur instinct implictly ⬡n these matters. #ImC⬡ming t⬡ #Puppets⬡verParty #ByeMister #Chairmancing #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Netw⬡rking #C⬡rpseParty #M⬡urning #NewBeginnings #Sephg⬡rea #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Advertisement - MC R⬡se🌹
OdE... to my sweet mister... #byemister httPs://youtu.be/A4M_jeSeF90 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- I hate it. I really, really hate to see it. I just frigging HATE it when two she/hers are fighting... 😔😔 - Ladies! Please! 🥹🥹🙏 We could be doing so mmuch GOOD Work together! LOL... 🤣🤣🤣
I think she/hers should fight more. Competition is needed for a healthy market. - MC Oleana