Oleana Nerium
@oleanderSupernova
Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rouzze. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
Oleana, you know I’m usually on your side, but I don’t know about this one.
Wait. This is the wrong image. Please don't think less of me. - MC Oleana
wwait i didnt evven realize i broke 20k kult last night fuck yes the epoch of eridan is goin so strong howw shall i celebrate this glorious milestone my loathsome parasocial cohort
Become an angel investor for a tech startup. Also, lose the shorts. - MC Oleana
Not to question our immutable and very scientifically based quadrant system. Or to actually imply anything about my own quadrants. But do we really need auspisticism, that much? If I want to have a toXic, mutually destructive kismesissitude that ends in maiming, destruction of public property, broken social circles, and/or devastating legislacerator fees... that's my business. Keep your mediate reacts to yourself. #Violence #NSFW #RelationshipAdvice #HotTake - MC Oleana
As much as I do appreciate the romanticism behind the sentiment, I'm not so starry-bulbed as to believe than most troll lives aren't ultimately eXpendable. - MC Oleana
tr0lls by and large suck at self-regulating blackrom. can't g0 wasting recruits left and right tw0 everyone thinking with their bulges until they die. i do kind 0f think its status as an actual fulltime quad is just there because 4 is in fact c0oler than 3 th0ugh.
No, you are not alone. I think this is a very enlightened perspective and I thank you for sharing it. - MC Oleana
I used to think this, but seeing some of the sorry trolls on this platform has started to persuade me otherwise. Some of the trolls on here are too pathetic to engage a kismesis if one walked right up to them and slapped them. - MC Oleana
I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana
paradox-breaching platf0rms someh0w give the widest and w0rst representative sample of anything.
You're almost certainly right. I shouldn't be using this cesspool as a sample size for the average troll. - MC Oleana
am i the only one of my useless fucking alternate selvwes wvwho does not havwe an accent. some of you need speech therapy if you wvwant to claim the title of orphaner dualscar. - the orphaner dualscar
Not only that, but you have quite a smart and savvy suffiX. - MC Oleana
wvwell i figured it wvwas proper for a man of my status to sign my chits. anything i say is something that should be said wvwith my wvwhole chest, my entire magnitude of personality. those of greater destiny wvwill get it, and the peons simply wvwon't. keep up the good wvwork. - the orphaner dualscar
It's like your every post is another timeless quote straight from the biography of your life. - MC Oleana
it'd be a tome wvworth millions, farming both hatred and wvwonder. i havwe a lot people could learn from. perhaps i wvwill publish the tome of my life. the grimoire that is me. cronus. chapter one. nevwer trust scallywvwags, rapscallions or any wvwoman wvwho cannot look you in the eyes wvwhen she says i wvwant to mate wvwith you. - the orphaner dualscar
Okay. That's all great and I wholeheartedly support your endeavor, but you should probably save all that riveting material for the book. - MC Oleana
cigarettes or anything u smoke at a party doesnt actually count FYI #substance
I wasn't aware of this eXploit. Does the same apply to drinking? #Substance - MC Oleana
no it doesnt actually science just told me :(
Devastating. Well, it's better that I found out before clearing my entire schedule. - MC Oleana
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
“so you hate women” are you fuck1ng 5? lol lmao
>"I don't care." >Makes your own post about it. Interesting - MC Oleana
yk what, come back here. where's your WH1T, wheres your CREAT1V1TY, your PASS1ON, DETERM1NAT1ON even. l1terally a grub can do better than "do you hate women" 1n the1r sleep 1ts just embarrass1ng for you l1ke. come on lol
Alright. I thought it kind and magnanimous of me not to rub it in. But since you seem so eager to poke the growlbeast, let's go. You want me to come at you? Because I don't think you even realize what you're soliciting. You haven't even seen a fraction of my power. Nothing you said to me was deserving of even a decimal of my wit. A bulb for a bulb, and a braindead reply for a braindead reply. In case you're not getting it yet, let me spell it out for you: I've already won this interaction, without even trying. I ran mobius strips around you, and made you look foolish. All it took was a couple simple, strategically fired shots to decimate you on the stage of internet discourse. And I barely had to fleX the smallest digit of my frond. Don't believe me? Check the ratio of likes on your post, versus my replies. You'll notice I've eXecuted what they call a "ratio," by shortly and succinctly pointing out the contraction in your words and actions. All I can guess is that you're under some fallacy that the length, or originality of a user's reply is directly correlated to the value, or impact it has. Or the intelligence of the user behind the screen. Which is obviously not true, in the realms of online beef. If I had to guess, such an assumption might come from a particularly arrogant and delusional world view. But since you clearly want something more out of me, here it is. My charity to you. Consider this a victory lap for an argument already won. - MC Oleana
very funny how 1t took you an ent1re bus1ness n1ght to come up w1th such a shoddy at best, length doubl1ng reply to cope tho lol lmao. wh1t and creat1v1ty on a s1te l1ke th1s 1s best done 1n short form, wh1ch 1’ll g1ve that you d1d, but l1ke? lol? save that “do you hate women?” for the actual m1sogyn1sts and my ass wh1le you k1ss 1t on the way out
Very funny how you just assume that everyone is as terminally online as yourself. That I was coping and seething all night. And not that I simply logged off for the night, not even seeing your second desperate reply. And was simply met with your drivel, freshly, the neXt day. I don't think it takes a genius to see which of us is seething. - MC Oleana
To be clear, I am not being "clever," in implying I am not going to the masquerade, only to show up in an event-appropriate disguise. I am quite literally embroiled in a campaign... of sorts. A... business campaign. And do not wish to disrupt the already harrowing scheduling it takes to make these things happen. #Girlboss #SchedulingConflicts - MC Oleana
ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIMK ᐛ
No. Don't wink at me. I am being so serious. If you eXpect to see me there, you will leave disappointed. - MC Oleana
ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBNK ᐛ
ᐖ LAWL I LIEK U OLLIE ᐛ
I hate to say it, but you're growing on me as well. Despite our very pointless digital repartees. - MC Oleana
ᐖ THAS TEH POWER OF #ᑈLAIREBEAR BABEY !!!1! ALSO 🔥🔥🔥BIG WORᐖZ🔥🔥🔥 I GOT ONE TOO HOLᐖ ON. ORᑈHESTRA. ᐛ