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Oleana Nerium

@oleanderSupernova

Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rouzze. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 12737Kull Score: 12843105 followers114 following

Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +71
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Total: 121
Ratio: 1.42

Oleana, you know I’m usually on your side, but I don’t know about this one.

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Oh... I think I attached the wrong image. - MC Oleana

Wait. This is the wrong image. Please don't think less of me. - MC Oleana

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i can alm0st taste the pixels. nice.

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Lik£, do you want m£ to lik£, d£liv£r you som£thing lik£, diff£r£nt? Lik£, as a lik£, tr£at!!!

Decadent...

Got all 9 of my unpaid interns digging holes on their day off. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana

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Not to question our immutable and very scientifically based quadrant system. Or to actually imply anything about my own quadrants. But do we really need auspisticism, that much? If I want to have a toXic, mutually destructive kismesissitude that ends in maiming, destruction of public property, broken social circles, and/or devastating legislacerator fees... that's my business. Keep your mediate reacts to yourself. #Violence #NSFW #RelationshipAdvice #HotTake - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.06

tr0lls by and large suck at self-regulating blackrom. can't g0 wasting recruits left and right tw0 everyone thinking with their bulges until they die. i do kind 0f think its status as an actual fulltime quad is just there because 4 is in fact c0oler than 3 th0ugh.

It's really so you can have a 3Rd troll for when your Prongs are full. It's quite convenient here ANd there. Only slightly irksome.

No, you are not alone. I think this is a very enlightened perspective and I thank you for sharing it. - MC Oleana

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I used to think this, but seeing some of the sorry trolls on this platform has started to persuade me otherwise. Some of the trolls on here are too pathetic to engage a kismesis if one walked right up to them and slapped them. - MC Oleana

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For what? Holding drinks? - MC Oleana

Yeah, they act as your ERRANdtroll, dRINKS, fOOD, sPecial retrieval Packages. The works.

I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana

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paradox-breaching platf0rms someh0w give the widest and w0rst representative sample of anything.

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You're almost certainly right. I shouldn't be using this cesspool as a sample size for the average troll. - MC Oleana

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Most UNdERLINGS are QUAd chasing nowanights, sometimes it's best to humor them ANd Play along. Poor things.

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To be clear, I am not being "clever," in implying I am not going to the masquerade, only to show up in an event-appropriate disguise. I am quite literally embroiled in a campaign... of sorts. A... business campaign. And do not wish to disrupt the already harrowing scheduling it takes to make these things happen. #Girlboss #SchedulingConflicts - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.48

ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIMK ᐛ

No. Don't wink at me. I am being so serious. If you eXpect to see me there, you will leave disappointed. - MC Oleana

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ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBNK ᐛ

IS THERE SXMETHING IN YXUR GANDERBULB? WHAT'S HAPPENING. - MC Oleana

ᐖ LAWL I LIEK U OLLIE ᐛ

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I hate to say it, but you're growing on me as well. Despite our very pointless digital repartees. - MC Oleana

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ᐖ THAS TEH POWER OF #ᑈLAIREBEAR BABEY !!!1! ALSO 🔥🔥🔥BIG WORᐖZ🔥🔥🔥 I GOT ONE TOO HOLᐖ ON. ORᑈHESTRA. ᐛ

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Very impressive. Well done. - MC Oleana

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I hate to disappoint. But sadly I'll be missing the masquerade, as I am a very important troll, with very important and business-like prior engagements to attend to. - MC Oleana

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Using my intern's horns as a whetstone to sharpen the heels of my Slewboutins. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana

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All I'm saying is a woman can't even eat her kismesis in the privacy of her own hive in the presence of her sizable Chittr audience without people turning on her. #LetHerCook #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen #NSFW #NSFWE #Violence #Cannibalism I don't know what to tag this... - MC Oleana

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#Girlboss is always implied on my posts. - MC Oleana

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th1s 1s the only #g1rlboss th1ng of hers 1 th1nk 1ll have to begrudg1ngly support

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Frankly we should always be supporting our #Girlbosses. - MC Oleana

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erm, thats a no from me! some of them are too pathet1c about 1t

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Wow. So you hate women? - MC Oleana

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1f youre ask1ng that quest1on then you have lost yourself to the plot

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I believe in supporting women even when they're pathetic and pitiable. ESPECIALLY then. I believe in LIFTING WXMEN UP! Kind of sad that you don't. #Unwoke - MC Oleana

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ok troll 1 don’t know and thusly don’t g1ve a fuck about your op1n1on of me, have fun w1th that! lol lmao

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Okay troll that replied to my post in the first place. Sorry you couldn't hold up your half of the argument. - MC Oleana

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that’s bc 1 don’t care to try also 1 was react1ng to my fr1end

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...Do you think he tastes more like surf, or turf........? - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.00

Pr🕸️bably similar t🕸️ any 🕸️ther vi🕸️let. Decent mix 🕸️f b🕸️th.

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If this is about Cronus, 100% TERF except the F definitely doesn't apply to him to just TER #cullcronus

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Oh. I wasn't talking about him. I fear his meat might be rotten... - MC Oleana

Pretend like I didn't make a spelling mistake. Also, this isn't about him. - MC Oleana

Oh no turf is the correct term, you're fine

I mean this with the most deference and I hope this is not taken wrong. But there are some highbloods that I simply. Do not know how to respond to in a respectful manner. - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.83

though i cannot speak to any other troll's belief or preference in this regard, i have sonne thoughts. sinnply put, there is no reason for you to be concerned uuith such a thing. you are already conducting yourself in a nnanner far above the expectations of a troll of your station, sonnething that i nnean uuith utnnost sincerity and uuarnnness of intent. you are outshining sonne of the highbloods i have knouun in nny tinne. and perhaps if they cannot connnnand respect of their ouun nnerit, they should not be given it.

What I want to know is, what's for third meal? - MC Oleana

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Im Probably Going To Make A Frittata Tonight Or Something Which Is The Epitome Of Phoning It In I Suppose

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I would much prefer that over what it sounds like others on the timeline may be serving up. Personally. I'm sure it will be delicious. - MC Oleana

Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 2.13

I like this one.

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Glad I could be of service, Mr. Kerian. - MC Oleana

I always appreciate your efforts, Miss Nerium.

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Am I glad he's mirthful in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the messiah, and that we're mirthful out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the clown? - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 2.63

I think there's something wrong with my husktop. - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 6.40

WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING '''MEMES''' ABOUT THIS?! HE'S KILLING HER!

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Dark humor. It's how I #Cope. - MC Oleana

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Was buried sniff nub-deep in paperwork. What did I miss? - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.07

Was I? I don't recall. - MC Oleana

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Fun to pretend a moon is in peril? Potentiality meaning massive ramifications for a planet's gravitational pull? - MC Oleana

also the tides.

i uuas on teann stop that if it nneans you uuill not be so. terse and scornful sounding.

I am not terse so much as befuddled with your definition of fun. - MC Oleana

Uh. And I apologize for my tone, your highblood. - MC Oleana

oh. uuell. considering the fact that i ann currently looking at the nnoons circling nny planet, there uuas never any true danger. here, at least.

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That's good news, your highness. - MC Oleana

Did you know it's also #YuriDay? - MC Oleana

i ann beginning to see the stirrings. that seenns nnore innportant than the nnoon thing.

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Personally, I have become a daywalker since coming to Pomon. The transition is hard but you get used to the slight tingling sensation of the sun's rays. Some never do though, and I pity them. #DaylightGrind - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.32

ponnon sounds like a uuonderful colony.

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Gotta have your mindset for the grindset.

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The sun has never looked more beautiful than it does cresting over the horizon from of my office window. - MC Oleana

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Many desire it, but few achieve it. - MC Oleana

A place where y.o°u can .o°penly w.o°rk even under the sunlight..? W.o°nderfully...

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They want it, they don't want to work for it. Hate to see it.

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That's literally so #True. - MC Oleana

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Truly it is idyllic, to be under office lighting fiXtures during the daytime. - MC Oleana

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Some of you still don't go outside while the bright ball of gas that won't burn you to a crisp is in the sky, despite not being on Alternia. And it shows. - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.69

but... but my f<ail con?titution... okay. okay fo< you i will ?tep ouit into the unopwn and b<ight wo<ld okay im doing it im AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY DELICATE CON?TITUTION

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The slight tingling sensation is good for you. Get used to it. - MC Oleana

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i LIKE TO RUN AND PLAY OUTSIDE,

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ANYTHING FO< YOU MI?? OLEANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh it? okay now WAIT NO IT? NOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Don't you have a job? - MC Oleana

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yEAH? i VOLUNTEER WITH mR. aBERNATHY AT, tHE LOCAL SHELTER,

Making our interns practice pratfalling face-first into pies, for when scareholders visit the offices. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana

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Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 4.00

Sweeps ago, #MacroCullsmos actually had a cartoon mascot to represent the company. He's since been retired from official marketing, but his legacy lives on. His name is Macro Falco. Goregle him if you'd like to learn more. #Business #Marketing - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 1.29

I guess that's a llimitation of Earth to Alternia communication.. I ddon't really get the intended result when I lookup Marco-Falco..

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✿kay! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

B:( °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

Do you not like him? - MC Oleana

I d✿n't think this is what I'm supp✿sed t✿ be seeing... B:( °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

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I've noticed a lot of our employees going through strife recently. In these grim, unpredictable times, remember that we at #MacroCullsmos are like a custodial unit. When you're down, we will be there to feed you pre-chewed chunks of raw flesh until you are strong, and can repay us in kind. - MC Oleana

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Putting our interns through a series of near-impossible obstacles like Alternian Ninja Warrior. #Girlboss - MC Oleana

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