Oleana Nerium

#macrocullsmos #sponsored #advertisement #ofnewproducts #suggestive

The wait is over. #MacroCullsmos is proud to officially announce our new collaboration with Sephgorea. I have been personally working with their team to create a new line of beauty products - the Goddess Collection. This will include a range of items, such as mascara, a bulb shadow palette, and yes... even gummy vitamins. For more drop details, just Goregle "Oleana Goddess." #Sponsored #Advertisement #Suggestive #OfNewProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28a4258afc48.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +60

Kull: +30

Total: 90

Ratio: 2.00

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

do the gummies taste good

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

They taste like glucose and ill intentions. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

that sounds awesome. can i have some.

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

I can take them out of your paycheck if you like. - MC Oleana

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

Oh, right. You're unpaid. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i also don'T think i ever accepted the position, showed up to the workplace, or even know where it is actually

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#competitivebusiness #myboss #dontfireme

The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Hoops and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana

@quixoticCosmos

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

msparp.chatMxRPmsparp.chat

#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana

#puppetsoverparty #byemister

Kult: +57

Kull: +44

Total: 101

Ratio: 1.30

ᐖ WOAGH #ᑈUNT ᐛ

#cunt

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

ᐖ LIEK U SERVING IT NOT U AM IT ᐛ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ᐖ O FUK ISSA FUNERAL ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

...Thank you. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Najm

@crackedTungsten[CT]

I didnt get to say this earlier before the service but you really are serving

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crackedTungsten[CT]

5 days ago

Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Najm

5 days ago

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Ok yeah, I’d say you got that pretty spot on

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#gore #violence #layoffs #girlboss

Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana

#unbothered

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana

#unbxthered

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

You...used...capslock...unfortunately....please...be...careful...with....your Cortisol!your...body...is....clearly...struggling...enough...as....is u3u

#puppetsoverparty #byemister

In just a few hours now, we are cancelling the puppet. #ByeMister #PuppetsOverParty - MC Oleana

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < smash

Kull: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #puppetsoverparty #byemister #sponsored #advertisement

The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana

@tumblingTenet

Kult: +295

Kull: +285

Total: 580

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @fncysntakiinD[FD]

PALINd PinniP

@tumblingTenet[TT]

i hoPe to see you in your clurch best, i will be -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

Dirk Strider

@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Fuck I don’t own a suit. I’m a disgrace for lacking the foresight. Buying one rn.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fncysntakiinD[FD]

PALINd PinniP

@tumblingTenet[TT]

!its tomorrow!!! !you must hurry! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +5

Total: 5

YE? END THAT FOUL C<EATU<E YOU ?KAYFUL QUEEN YE? YE? YE?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Skayful? - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

my finge<? a<e ?till g<owing back I meant to ?ay ?layful I'm ?o<<y ma'am

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Your what are what. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

?omeone on chitt< got mad at a <eply I ?ent ?o they came to my hive and ?eve<ed my typing ?tub?. I havent been on in a while becau?e I've been waiting fo< an appointment with one of the c<eato<? to fix it. #violence

#violence

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Wow. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Hahaha dont wo<<y about me Madame Oleana, I'm al<eady typing ju?t a? good a? befo<e!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#macrocullsmos #watchthisspace

I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

Purple and indigo are my least favorite. Not because I have anything against the castes. I would never say that. I just hate reading their teXt in darkmode. - MC Oleana

Kult: +41

Kull: +20

Total: 61

Ratio: 2.05

Yes I know I can hover over. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

ᐖ U ᑈAN ALGSO AᐖJUST ᐖEM FROM ᐖEY PROFILE. WIF ᐖA GEAR BUTTON :3 ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

That would imply I actually want to see what they have to say. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

ᐖ OOG GOTTEEM ᐛ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#macromonday #suggestive #ofbigbusiness

It is once again #MacroMonday. Big things are on the horizon. #Suggestive #OfBigBusiness - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Ow. Sudden, pounding nub pain. #MyNub - MC Oleana

#mynub

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

I am never wearing open toed shoes again. - MC Oleana

Kult: +53

Kull: +42

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.26

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ how do you think i feel.... }/_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +4

Total: 4

eridan ampora

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

but wwhy gdi

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @veritysGleam[VG]

I'm so sorry, Miss Hicari. It might be best to cover your gills, as well. - MC Oleana

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae

All of your lineage are depraved. - MC Oleana

@quixoticCosmos[QC]

Wait. D⬡n't be rash. - MC R⬡se🌹

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

↩ @quixoticCosmos[QC]

Chairmancer............... - MC Oleana

My neighbor is a highblood, so if I get culled for killing his noisy barkbeast, it was a displeasure knowing you all. #Violence #Hate #Malice - MC Oleana

#violence #hate #malice

Kult: +9

Total: 9

#motivation #productivity #girlboss

Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

#fiduspawnfriday #zoologicalfindings #breakingnews #fiduspawn

Remarkable news on Pomon today, and the media is abuzz. According to headlines, there were several sightings of the legendary #Fiduspawn known as "CalyreX” in the Crown Tundra. One intrepid young trainer even managed to take this photo. Simply breathtaking. #BreakingNews #ZoologicalFindings #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b1ec81445af.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#fiduspawnfriday #fiduspawn

Is it that other troll's #Fiduspawn smell particularly rank compared to mine because they don't bathe them properly? Or it it just that I don't register my own fiduspawn's smell because I'm used to their particular brand of olfactory assault. #FiduspawnFriday - MC Oleana

Kull: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #employeehusbandry #business #girlboss

Branding all the interns with the #MacroCullsmos company logo as a show of their unwavering dedication. #Business #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry - MC Oleana

Kult: +19

Kull: +22

Total: 41

Ratio: 0.86

Lialyi Pehtal

(OOC) 0 months ago

@fatallyForever[FF]

((Employee Husbandry took me *out* XD))

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#macrocullsmos #macromonday #business #motivational

Happy #MacroMonday. Anyone have colossal plans for the coming week? Growing a business, perhaps? EXpanding your horizons? #MacroCullsmos #Business #Motivational - MC Oleana

Kult: +57

Kull: +42

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.36

Sollux Captor

@containedArmageddons[CA]

hm. things are well underway actually. f0r some reas0n.

Lexi Hayley

@geekyGamer[GG]

i hope to explore my land and do all that i can! there’s so much to see!

↩ @containedArmageddons[CA]

Good to hear. I have absolute faith that it will be something you'd be proud to show your lusus. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @geekyGamer[GG]

Very #Inspirational. Always good to see a hardworking landowner. - MC Oleana

#inspirational

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Sollux Captor

@containedArmageddons[CA]

i w0uld've been scared to ask his tastes even when he'd had en0ugh honey tw0 be less of a fucking idi0t, so wh0 knows. That's a g0od questi0n though, what is/was y0ur lusus OL?

↩ @containedArmageddons[CA]

My dear dumpmother. She's still large and kicking. This is a picture of her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Sollux Captor

@containedArmageddons[CA]

interesting. n0t one i'm familiar with but z0ol0gy was never my hobby. y0u must be very happy two still have her.

As a matter of principle, I refuse to either punch down, or up. Which is why I simply must continue to fire shots at other olive bloods for being worthless and #Cringe. - MC Oleana

#cringe

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

#spawnsaturday #girlsludge #girlboss #psa #fiduspawn

#PSA: If you see this #Fiduspawn in the wild, it should be culled immediately. This isn't a matter of public safety or ecological concern, I'm just tired of the things landing in my morning cup of energy sludge. #Girlboss #GirlSludge #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c44185d2143.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +60

Kull: +45

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.33

Runnit Dowmid

@legendaryLeague[LL]

/this thing is 𝐋ike 1 sneeze ta𝐋𝐋 get outta here

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Sara Mendel

(OOC) 1 month ago

@neonAllnight[NA]

// cutiefly mentioned

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @legendaryLeague[LL]

That's what I keep saying to them. But it's like they're bred to seek out and dive bomb my morning beverage. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Witney Madder

@affectionateTrampling[AT]

girl!!! put less sugar in it. they are fiends for sweet flavors!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Atrian Elarit

@castleYokle[CY]

cutiefly_did_nothing_wrong_here_.

↩ @affectionateTrampling[AT]

I- I'll have you know I drink my sludge black. The only respectable way for a troll to drink it. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* that is so mean!! this thing looks so cute!

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

Looks can be deceiving. - MC Oleana

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#imcoming #marionettesepulture #dollinurnment #puppetsoverfuneral

It's time. @tumblingTenet #PuppetsOverFuneral #DollInurnment #MarionetteSepulture #ImComing - MC Oleana

@tumblingTenet

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

PALINd PinniP