Oleana Nerium

14 hours ago

#iwantcandy #glucoseholicsanonymous #substance

I'll be abstaining from #IWantCandy, among other reasons, due to being in recovery. #Substance #GlucoseholicsAnonymous - MC Oleana

Kult: +29

Kull: +15

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.93

13 hours ago

- It would be so wonderful to have you. However, I understand commpletely. I will mmake sure to bring you back a novelty sludge-vessel as a souvenir. 😔 #NotComming

#notcoming

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @assistMint[AM]

13 hours ago

That's very thoughtful of you. - MC Oleana

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

13 hours ago

- LOL... that's what they call mme! 😆 Thoughtful Mint. #ThoughtfulMint

#thoughtfulmint

Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana

#girlboss

Kult: +52

Kull: +42

Total: 94

Ratio: 1.24

- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😁😆

↩ @assistMint[AM]

OUT OF MY WAY BU?TE<.

#womenemployed #ladykult #girlqueen

wow mi?? ne<ium you'<e ?o amazing I can't believe anothe< bange< po?t yet again #gi<lqueen #womenemployed #ladykult

- LATE. 😂😂😂😂

↩ @assistMint[AM]

#kullhisass #thisfuckinhloser

at lea?t I gave he< tag? what did you do fo< he< beyond a weak little p<ai?e. Fake fan. #thi?fuckinhlo?e< #kullhi?a??

- Good f*cking GRUB, can you pretend to have somme couth? We are literally in a lady's mmentions, bro. 😂

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @assistMint[AM]

ough... He< menttuin? #feelingfaint

#feelingfaint

Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana

#womeninstem

Kult: +87

Kull: +67

Total: 154

Ratio: 1.30

↩ @cesarianAqueduct[CA]

Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @temptedAnoxia[TA]

I don't think I have that capability. Not that I've tested it. - MC Oleana

Kult: +2

Total: 2

- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😨🙂‍↕️

Kult: +7

Total: 7

#womencankull #womencandonowrong #oleana1hitko

HAHA YE? ANOTHE< AMAZING WO<K MI?? NE<IUM #womencandonow<ong #womencankull #oleana1hitko

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @assistMint[AM]

Thank you, Mr. Tsurga. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Thank you for your support. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

hnhhg hh pela?ne

*ole?naa

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

#justfeltlikeit #randomlymadealattebytheby

- You are VERY welcomme. 😌 #RandommlyMadeALatteByTheBy #JustFeltLikeIt

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @assistMint[AM]

I sure hope you're not trying to bribe me. - MC Oleana

I feel like I'm in a fever dream. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana

#girlboss #tgif

Kull: +5

Total: 5

......... I should have just gone with ringside. The ring looks like a saltine cracker from here. Did someone win....? #EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3eeaef23ea80.png - MC Oleana

#eridanweek

Kult: +15

Total: 15

We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana

#righttowork

Kult: +12

Kull: +12

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.00

#technology #hottake #business

I'm not sure how I feel about the rollout of Chittr's new native AI, Gorek. The machine learning that's gone into it seems a bit too controversial for me. #Business #Technology #HotTake - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Kull: +17

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.59

it'? actually ?uch a g<o?? ugly di?gu?ting ?ickening ?hame that chitt< allowed go<ek but nothing f<om chitgpt a? if mac<o cull?mo? ha?n't given it? be?t pity to thi? ?ite. It make? me ?ick.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#EridanREEK - MC Oleana

#eridanreek

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana

#eridanweek

Kult: +70

Kull: +15

Total: 85

Ratio: 4.67

- You look so resplendent... #ShouldIComme? LOL!

#shouldicome

↩ @assistMint[AM]

No because I'm not there. Also the concert is over. - MC Oleana

Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana

#stockadvice

Kult: +140

Kull: +120

Total: 260

Ratio: 1.17

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

The servers still seem to be down. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

dAMN ?i sting you you steP on me?

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

It's the logical thing to do to a buzzbug. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

if i was a buzzbug i WOULd have an ABdOMINAL sausage full of honey yummmm

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

Foul. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

thats what buzzbugs dO dUMMY or dO you NEEd chitgPt to tell you that

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

I don't need ChitGPT to tell me anything. I don't know why I'm entertaining this. I just defined "delusional" for you minutes ago. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

i bet you got the dEFINITION off chitgPt too

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

Actually no I goregled it. You could have, too. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

why WOULd i dO that when i can just have you tell me [:F i LEARNEd from business PeoPle to work smarter not HARdER

POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +61

Kull: +20

Total: 81

Ratio: 3.05

i wi?h that we<e me

Kult: +2

Total: 2

You would almost certainly suffer third-degree burns. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

ngh. Hgg. Ye? Plean.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

*ye? oleana

Kull: +5

Total: 5

#budgetcuts #finance #macromay #mayicome

If someone was culled for every unsuccessful and/or financially disastrous advertisement campaign, no one would have any eXecutives left. It's just the way of business. That being said, our budget mangledger was obviously taken out back. #Finance #BudgetCuts #MacroMay #MayICome - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana

#recession

Kult: +19

Kull: +7

Total: 26

Ratio: 2.71

Hello, all. It is with a heavy heart that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana

#macromay #mayicome

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Tavros Nitram

@adiosToreador[AT]

aPRIL, fOOLS?

#smitehimdown #eridanweek #comeherback

noooo gog why!!! plea?e take all of Oleana'? inconvenience? and give them to E<idan Ampo<a #e<idanweek #?mitehimdown #comehe<back

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adiosToreador[AT]

Yes it is April. But we are not fooling, I'm afraid. The troll legal system is no joke. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

【 What do you mean an astronomical legislacerator's fee like this was not in the advertising budget? 】

Kult: +22

Kull: +17

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.29

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

POINT OF ORDER! astronomical legislacerator's fees should ALWAYS be in EVERY budget #soundadvice

#soundadvice

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

I can't imagine this would be good for anyone. EXcept the legislacerators, perhaps. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #release #sponsored #macromay #wearecoming #advertisement #mayicome #eridanweek

【 Alright. You all have been good little bottomfeeders, and I think you've indulged me enough. So I will #Release your pathetic seadweller and his singing fool for you. You may carry on with your tiring #EridanWeek. And I look forward to seeing you all in #MacroMay. #MayICome? #WEAreComing #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisement 】

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

FUCK

@mcQ[MQ]

Let's go down! This elevator only goes up to ten

Dazzle Eavens

@carousingCaitiff[CC]

crazy that y'all talk just lik3 a dom i had lmao k3pt thinking i'd b3 g3tting ask3d if i want3d th3 collar tight3r or somthn #nsfw

#nsfw

The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column

【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】

#mayicome #eridanweek

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

@beforianTimes[BT]

:33 < May we reach out for a statement?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I ?UPPO<T OLEANA <IGHT? AND W<ONG? EXCEPT ?HE CAN DO NO W<ONG! #MAYICOME #YE?WECAN!!!!

#yeswecan #mayicome

Kult: +5

Total: 5

【 Rechitt. 】

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

I will make a po?t ju?t fo< you my queen.

↩ @beforianTimes[BT]

The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column

【 No comment. 】

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

@beforianTimes[BT]

:33 < Come oooooon, this is a perfect opportunity for a psycho to air out their demands to a wide audience like The Beforian Times offers!

- Oleana, please! This is crazy!!! - Can you tell mme how you did it? 😀

#movement #mayicome #eridanweek

【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off of others. And if that's not enough for you, I've grubnapped Troll Bruno Mars as well! Two for the price of one, what a deal! All I ask for their safe return is that you do me a little favor - Chit #MayICome like lives depend on it. Because they do. The choice is yours, party guests. Will you beg? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c95e419319.png 】

@caligulasAquarium

Kult: +40

Kull: +54

Total: 94

Ratio: 0.74

Treban Votare

@citoyenAnticonformiste[CA]

you can keep 'im. i do not Zink 'e was necessary to Ze festivities

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenesis[CG]

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED

Daraya Jonjet

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▼i mean troll Bruno Mars is kinda past his peak anyways so I'm fine with this▲

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Captain Mindfang

@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Rule of thum8; kidnap someone people do not already want gone. You will fetch a pretty caegar that way.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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