Oleana Nerium

1 week ago

#marketresearch #girlboss

Tying five of my interns to the trolley traX, and one intern to an adjoining track. Then when the highspeed thought eXperiment boX is hurling towards the five, I will make a 7th intern choose between pulling a lever and only culling the one intern, or doing nothing, and allowing the five to be culled. #Girlboss #MarketResearch - MC Oleana

Kult: +45

Total: 45

2 weeks ago

Maybe if you all stopped playing games for wigglers and got a job, I wouldn't have to read insipid cautionary tales about it. You wasted your life on a game and regret it? Big surprise. - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#violence #inofficeentertainment #employeehusbandry #girlboss

Auditioning my interns for a barbershop quartet. The ones who don't make the cut will be whipped. #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry #InOfficeEntertainment #Violence - MC Oleana

Kult: +22

Kull: +7

Total: 29

Ratio: 3.14

#macrocullsmos #sponsored #advertisement #ofnewproducts #suggestive

The wait is over. #MacroCullsmos is proud to officially announce our new collaboration with Sephgorea. I have been personally working with their team to create a new line of beauty products - the Goddess Collection. This will include a range of items, such as mascara, a bulb shadow palette, and yes... even gummy vitamins. For more drop details, just Goregle "Oleana Goddess." #Sponsored #Advertisement #Suggestive #OfNewProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28a4258afc48.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +55

Kull: +30

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.83

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

do the gummies taste good

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

They taste like glucose and ill intentions. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

that sounds awesome. can i have some.

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

I can take them out of your paycheck if you like. - MC Oleana

↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]

Oh, right. You're unpaid. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Phuntr Guynax

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i also don'T think i ever accepted the position, showed up to the workplace, or even know where it is actually

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#competitivebusiness #myboss #dontfireme

The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Holes and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana

@quixoticCosmos

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

msparp.chatMxRPmsparp.chat

#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana

#puppetsoverparty #byemister

Kult: +57

Kull: +44

Total: 101

Ratio: 1.30

ᐖ WOAGH #ᑈUNT ᐛ

#cunt

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

ᐖ LIEK U SERVING IT NOT U AM IT ᐛ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ᐖ O FUK ISSA FUNERAL ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

...Thank you. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Najm

@crackedTungsten[CT]

I didnt get to say this earlier before the service but you really are serving

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crackedTungsten[CT]

Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Najm

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Ok yeah, I’d say you got that pretty spot on

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#gore #violence #layoffs #girlboss

Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana

#unbothered

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!

↩ @ribonucleicComposer[RC]

WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana

#unbxthered

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

You...used...capslock...unfortunately....please...be...careful...with....your Cortisol!your...body...is....clearly...struggling...enough...as....is u3u

#puppetsoverparty #byemister

In just a few hours now, we are cancelling the puppet. #ByeMister #PuppetsOverParty - MC Oleana

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < smash

Kull: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #puppetsoverparty #byemister #sponsored #advertisement

The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana

@tumblingTenet

Kult: +295

Kull: +285

Total: 580

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @fncysntakiinD[FD]

PALINd PinniP

@tumblingTenet[TT]

i hoPe to see you in your clurch best, i will be -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

↩ @tumblingTenet[TT]

Dirk Strider

@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Fuck I don’t own a suit. I’m a disgrace for lacking the foresight. Buying one rn.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @fncysntakiinD[FD]

PALINd PinniP

@tumblingTenet[TT]

!its tomorrow!!! !you must hurry! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +5

Total: 5

YE? END THAT FOUL C<EATU<E YOU ?KAYFUL QUEEN YE? YE? YE?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Skayful? - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

my finge<? a<e ?till g<owing back I meant to ?ay ?layful I'm ?o<<y ma'am

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Your what are what. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

?omeone on chitt< got mad at a <eply I ?ent ?o they came to my hive and ?eve<ed my typing ?tub?. I havent been on in a while becau?e I've been waiting fo< an appointment with one of the c<eato<? to fix it. #violence

#violence

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @constantCorrespondence[CC]

Wow. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Hahaha dont wo<<y about me Madame Oleana, I'm al<eady typing ju?t a? good a? befo<e!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#macrocullsmos #watchthisspace

I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

Purple and indigo are my least favorite. Not because I have anything against the castes. I would never say that. I just hate reading their teXt in darkmode. - MC Oleana

Kult: +41

Kull: +20

Total: 61

Ratio: 2.05

Yes I know I can hover over. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

ᐖ U ᑈAN ALGSO AᐖJUST ᐖEM FROM ᐖEY PROFILE. WIF ᐖA GEAR BUTTON :3 ᐛ

↩ @zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

That would imply I actually want to see what they have to say. - MC Oleana

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

ᐖ OOG GOTTEEM ᐛ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#macromonday #suggestive #ofbigbusiness

It is once again #MacroMonday. Big things are on the horizon. #Suggestive #OfBigBusiness - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Ow. Sudden, pounding nub pain. #MyNub - MC Oleana

#mynub

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

I am never wearing open toed shoes again. - MC Oleana

Kult: +53

Kull: +42

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.26

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ how do you think i feel.... }/_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +4

Total: 4

eridan ampora

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

but wwhy gdi

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @veritysGleam[VG]

I'm so sorry, Miss Hicari. It might be best to cover your gills, as well. - MC Oleana

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae

All of your lineage are depraved. - MC Oleana

@quixoticCosmos[QC]

Wait. D⬡n't be rash. - MC R⬡se🌹

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

↩ @quixoticCosmos[QC]

Chairmancer............... - MC Oleana

My neighbor is a highblood, so if I get culled for killing his noisy barkbeast, it was a displeasure knowing you all. #Violence #Hate #Malice - MC Oleana

#violence #hate #malice

Kult: +7

Total: 7

#motivation #productivity #girlboss

Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

#fiduspawnfriday #zoologicalfindings #breakingnews #fiduspawn

Remarkable news on Pomon today, and the media is abuzz. According to headlines, there were several sightings of the legendary #Fiduspawn known as "CalyreX” in the Crown Tundra. One intrepid young trainer even managed to take this photo. Simply breathtaking. #BreakingNews #ZoologicalFindings #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b1ec81445af.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#fiduspawnfriday #fiduspawn

Is it that other troll's #Fiduspawn smell particularly rank compared to mine because they don't bathe them properly? Or it it just that I don't register my own fiduspawn's smell because I'm used to their particular brand of olfactory assault. #FiduspawnFriday - MC Oleana

Kull: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #employeehusbandry #business #girlboss

Branding all the interns with the #MacroCullsmos company logo as a show of their unwavering dedication. #Business #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry - MC Oleana

Kult: +19

Kull: +17

Total: 36

Ratio: 1.12

Lialyi Pehtal

(OOC) 2 months ago

@fatallyForever[FF]

((Employee Husbandry took me *out* XD))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#macrocullsmos #macromonday #business #motivational

Happy #MacroMonday. Anyone have colossal plans for the coming week? Growing a business, perhaps? EXpanding your horizons? #MacroCullsmos #Business #Motivational - MC Oleana

Kult: +57

Kull: +42

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.36

Sollux Captor

@containedArmageddons[CA]

hm. things are well underway actually. f0r some reas0n.

Lexi Hayley

@geekyGamer[GG]

i hope to explore my land and do all that i can! there’s so much to see!

↩ @containedArmageddons[CA]

Good to hear. I have absolute faith that it will be something you'd be proud to show your lusus. - MC Oleana

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @geekyGamer[GG]

Very #Inspirational. Always good to see a hardworking landowner. - MC Oleana

#inspirational

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Sollux Captor

@containedArmageddons[CA]

i w0uld've been scared to ask his tastes even when he'd had en0ugh honey tw0 be less of a fucking idi0t, so wh0 knows. That's a g0od questi0n though, what is/was y0ur lusus OL?

↩ @containedArmageddons[CA]

My dear dumpmother. She's still large and kicking. This is a picture of her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @oleanderSupernova[OS]

Sollux Captor