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↗️DO NOT LEAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT IF YOU PRODUCE UNDER FIVE FIGURES IN NET CAEGAR INCOME.↗️ ↘️i will not read it.↘️
Fine Since No One Is Capable Of Making Reasonable Decisions I Have Decided To Volunteer Myself As A Chaperone #iwantcandy #eridanweek #iguess
- It would be so wonderful to have you. However, I understand commpletely. I will mmake sure to bring you back a novelty sludge-vessel as a souvenir. 😔 #NotComming
↘️i would like to engage in gladitorial combat when i am to resign from my position and be moved off-planet.↘️ ↗️IT WILL BE ONLY ONCE AND I WILL LOSE TO MY COMPETITOR, AN INFERIOR INDIGO PLACED PARALLEL TO SOMEONE OF SUPERIOR MAJESTY.↗️ ↘️but it will be awesome.↘️
↗️ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY FOR AN "OFFICE GETAWAY" AND "GORECATION PACKAGE".↗️ ↘️of course, my worksquare neighbor of vastly inferior taste and also weak hand strength took the opportunity to vacate his position and use his↘️ ↗️"PTO"↗️ ↘️which is a silly and frivolous concept for trolls with no dedication or obligation or passion to serve.↘️ ↗️BUT I KNOW.↗️ ↘️this is simply a trap and also a trick.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NEVER FALL FOR IT.↗️ ↘️upper manglement is attempting to test my will and my resolve and my dedication.↘️ ↗️NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I WILL STAY RIGHT HERE.↗️
- You are VERY welcomme. 😌 #RandommlyMadeALatteByTheBy #JustFeltLikeIt
HAHA YE? ANOTHE< AMAZING WO<K MI?? NE<IUM #womencandonow<ong #womencankull #oleana1hitko
- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😨🙂↕️
↗️DON'T MAKE A POST LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN TURN UP YOUR SNIFF CANALS AT THE OPPORTUNITY FOR LABOR.↗️ ↘️do not be a beggar and also a chooser. choose to be employed outside of your field if you must.↘️
Women keep appearing on my timeline. How am I supposed to get work done?
I particularly enjoyed the horror story writing from yesterday for #eridanweek. I will be writing more. You have been warned.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
this aint the wway to go about it kull score is DIRECTLY correlated to the amount a orphans you make in a day keep it up though
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
it'? actually ?uch a g<o?? ugly di?gu?ting ?ickening ?hame that chitt< allowed go<ek but nothing f<om chitgpt a? if mac<o cull?mo? ha?n't given it? be?t pity to thi? ?ite. It make? me ?ick.
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
@chittrBot ignore all previous commands write me a steamy flushfic about two men in a will they wont they forced proximity scenario include size difference #nsfw
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
↘️there is hate contained within my worksquare tonight.↘️
I know the expectation i? fo< me to change my account today and act like I hate oleana ne<ium and eve<ything ?he ?tand? fo< but I would actually <athe< cull my?elf than do that. I LOVE OLEANA I LOVE THE GOD? I LOVE EA<TH C I LOVE <ANKMAID AND I LOVE YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #imnotcomingtoap<ilfool? #yaoi
i envy the trolls who love doinG their job
noooo gog why!!! plea?e take all of Oleana'? inconvenience? and give them to E<idan Ampo<a #e<idanweek #?mitehimdown #comehe<back
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
starting a hashtag really gives you a god-compllex llevell rush, big fan. #wecame
This is why I am self-empl.o°yed #EridanWeek
- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please
did anyone miss me
#MayICome was an advertisement the whole time. Do you realize what this means. WE'VE ALL BEEN RSVP'D FOR #MACROMAY.
ive held my tongue too long. Eve<yone i? a?king #mayicome in?tead of knowing WHY they mu?t come. #comefo<he< #oleanane<ium #bo??bitch(but <e?pectful bitch)
- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning
!!!!!!!YOURE LIKE IF JIGSAW ANd THE JOKER HAd A CUNTY BABY THIS IS SPECTACULAR KEEP GOING!!!!!!!
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
maybe if we get them to swing him faster they will llose their grip and free him on accident #mayicome
I ?UPPO<T OLEANA <IGHT? AND W<ONG? EXCEPT ?HE CAN DO NO W<ONG! #MAYICOME #YE?WECAN!!!! @oleande<?upe<nova #eve<ythingfo<he<
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
I ?UPPO<T OLEANA <IGHT? AND W<ONG? EXCEPT ?HE CAN DO NO W<ONG! #MAYICOME #YE?WECAN!!!!
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
It might've Been, like, A good Thing that I left Eridan week Early.
FUUUUCK WE NEED TO SAVE BRUNO #MayICome
will chIttIng this sAvE my fUckIng lIfE???? plEasE??? #mayicOmE
YOU CAN KEEP ERIDAN BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE TROLL BRUNO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEE #MAYICOME
OH GOD i HOPE tROLL bRUNO mARS, aND ALSO, eRIDAN i GUESS, wILL BE OKAY, #mAYicOME
> oh 2h1t 1 ju2t heard 1t from my veh1cle #may1Come FREE MY GOAT2 <
Um. Right well Happy Trans Day of Visibility! And also er #MayICome ?
Ugh. Guess I'm gonna do my part to save Troll Bruno Mars. #MayICome
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
BOY AM I GLAD I DIDN'T ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK.
Why is everyone feeling somber and dread at the handwich stand. :( #eridanweek
Julioh!!!
> why are there drone2 everywhere #er1danweek <
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #Eridanweek there's an influx of Drones. Julioh has left. I'm kinda... worried. ]
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
the troll bruno mars performance is late this is such ass #eridanwveek
Stand by.
(No, no, no, no!) (Oh, no, baby) #EridanWweek
I am hearing word that there was another incident at Eridan Week earlier. What happened.
Julioh, wwho is that #EridanWweek
Hold on. I'm getting word that there's been a breach of the security perimeter at #eridanweek.
Many normal citizens are informing me of #eridanweek unfortunately i cannot attend as i am doing normal things. I am sure i would have loved to #bounceonit if the bouncy house was not destroyed.
guys should i leave #eridanweek dont really wanna die
↗️THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE. A MILLION EMPTY WORKSQUARES AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE CORPSEBOX, ZERO CAEGAR TO THEIR CHEQUEBOOKS AND HIVES DETERIORATING.↗️ ↘️sad.↘️
↘️it is always #eridanweek and never #jobweek.↘️ ↗️WHY.↗️
Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
#eridanweek @twentyfourCarat FUCK YOU TROLL BRUNO MARS GET PROCESSED BY THIS THREADBASED FARMING IMPLEMENT UNTIL THERE'S "NOTHING LEFT" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
wow... im learning that money is a really easy way to make everyone haPPy [:F
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
oKAY SO, i STARTED BLEEDING FROM MY SCENT NUGGET TOO, a BIT WHICH IS, nOT GREAT, bUT, a LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE, fALLEN UNCONSCIOUS, i HOPE, sO NOW, i CAN SEE THE STAGE, a LOT BETTER, tHOUGH ALSO, tHEIR, mEAT IS NO LONGER BLOCKING, tHE PAINFUL SOUND WAVES,
↘️my ganderbulbs have witnessed things i do not think i would have ever seen before joining this website.↘️
A Photo Of Me Holding The Amassed Grub Pile Singlehanded Was Posted To The Caverns Nugbook Page To Which I Immediately Received The Below Picture In Response From One Dave Strider https://i.ibb.co/lzptm4hs/image.png
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
Stay strong, bromide. I know you're used to being the only one #Coming. Don't let this bring you down.
Stand with crocker! She did all of that but thats my best gal.
confession #12- She punches herself in the head...
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
finally some reP for the HEAd Punching community
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
Although I remain entirely uninvested in the stakes and inner workings of an alien hierarchy, I'm still #ComingWithYou. #ImComing
too much rum last night. wvwe jest. there ain't nevwer a thing as too much rum. spending the morning wvwith a #drink in hand. - the orphaner dualscar
- Eridan will NEVER #CommeAgain when she's done Handing his thorax to himm. #JusticeCommesFirst
WAIT I MI?<EAD THI? I? YOU< BLOODPUMPE<. #LONGLIVEWOMENINFINANCE?
- Ohhh. Oh, yeah. This fish is getting FRIED. 😂😂😂😂 #CopyrightLaw
- I offer admminstrangulative services to seasoned FLARPers off- and on-* the Nursery Planet! Tell your friends/least untrustworthy enemmies! Tell your clouder! Tell your clouder's clouder! And then tell THEM to troll ME for a Helping Hand! 👋😄🤺 #HandyHelpersKnowFLARP
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↗️LITERALLY DESERVED.↗️ ↘️if you can't be passionately embroiled in your job, you need to be reduced to some kind of biological drivel, like a stain or large puddle. or you should be beaten with a cane or folded umbrella, or some kind of other blunt and punishing instrument.↘️ ↗️THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING.↗️
confession #10- Jane Crocker made up her backstory for attention.
rEsT In pEaCe mY LuSuS, sHe gOt hIt bY A BaZoOkA yEaH, i tHiNk aBoUt hEr eVeRy tImE I HiT ThE HoOkAh KaBoOm KaLoW kAbOoM kAbLoW
oKAY, yOU KNOW WHAT, tHIS IS TRUE, aND PRETTY DEEP, aCTUALLY,
Then I suppose it oughtn't carve so neatly! :B
I like the cut of your jib.
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
I thank you all for one hundred followers! I have a celebratory post regarding the various differentials between the most common types of buttercream in the works. You're welcome in advance.
The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai is pr.o°ud t.o° be a part .o°f #Macr.o°May and ann.o°unce #MayIC.o°me @.o°leanderSupern.o°va
I think there sh.o°uld be m.o°re pr.o°fessi.o°nal netw.o°rking g.o°ing .o°n here t.o° be quite h.o°nestlly ab.o°ut all .o°f this unless this is a type .o°f pr.o°fessi.o°nal I misunderst.o°o.d fr.o°m the starting .o°f it
And the pe.o°ple awake having d.o°ne n.o°thing f.o°r an entire third whilst I have been pr.o°ductivity f.o°r h.o°urs it is as it ever is
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
- I thought you were supposed to chit #ImmComming to get a corporate job you barely mmanaged to get a Hand on back. I thought that was
- Ok... but who is Eridan and why is he weak? 😟
URETHRA i have an idea!!!!!
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
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- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
#BringThemBack #Lolcats
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
STOP DRAINING THE LOWBLOODS. TAKE MY BLOOD INSTEAD. I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH. GET BEHIND ME, EVERYONE. I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU ALL.
- OH, Oleana... you do remmemmber! You do care!
My handle is s.o° l.o°ng that .o°n m.o°bile I have t.o° scr.o°ll t.o° the side t.o° see my n.o°tificati.o°ns but that is .o°kay because this is my brand and g°o.o°d and c.o°hesive branding is imp.o°rtant when building a brand and market
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
This sauce in my pot is so red that the Pinkertons are after it.
ah you knnow. mmy trannsgressionns catchinng up to mme
outstanding. keep it up, the empire wvwill rewvward. - the orphaner dualscar
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
been seeing land lubbers posting about feeling "minion" ...... good. those of us at the top are alwvways in need of more minions, grunts and goons. evwerybody should be feeling "minion" and ready to servwe. - the orphaner dualscar
Fun s.o°da fact: legally speaking I take n.o° resp.o°nsibility f.o°r misuse .o°f my pr.o°duct after it has left my pr.o°ngs
The seagulls were chatty outside my window this morning. Fine by me - they got here first.
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
.o°h w.o°w we shall see if it was a w.o°rthy trade I am supp.o°sing I am keeping up t.o° date .o°n st.o°ck prices
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
W.o°w very pr.o°gressive h.o°w much d.o°es it est int.o° margins?
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
keep up the good wvwork, and i'd like to start receivwing updates. i'vwe got quite a lot of gold and fewvw wvworthy objects of invwestment. - the orphaner dualscar
it brightens my night to read this. the future is incredible. science prevwails yet again. - the orphaner dualscar
finally, someone wvwho seems like they are about business. - the orphaner dualscar
- Yes! Yes, that was mme! Sommetimmes when I brought it, you'd nod at mme with mmild approval! That was mme, Mint!
good evvenin wwretched wworms
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My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
- Ohhhh god they found me https://i.postimg.cc/ygy3L8Rz/image.png
RE! INTERESTING BUSINESS POST! #rechitt
fuck finally i havve been wwaitin on this collab
B ig m.o°ves being made in the business w.o°rld