@oleanderSupernova — #girlboss
Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana
Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Branding all the interns with the #MacroCullsmos company logo as a show of their unwavering dedication. #Business #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry - MC Oleana
#PSA: If you see this #Fiduspawn in the wild, it should be culled immediately. This isn't a matter of public safety or ecological concern, I'm just tired of the things landing in my morning cup of energy sludge. #Girlboss #GirlSludge #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c44185d2143.png - MC Oleana
Making all the interns compete in a series of brutal, life-or-culling challenges of my own design. Similar thematically to the trials wigglers undergo. I'm calling it the Inkbeast Games. #Girlboss #MissBeast - MC Oleana
Spent the first half of the day updating my Razorme. What productive things have you all done so far, this Sunday? #Business #Motivation #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
There is not and never will be an #EvilOleana. I am the one and only Macro Cullsmos's Oleana. An #EvilOleana would be inferior in every way. A meek, posture pole-less simp. Neither a #Girlboss, nor a #WomanInSTEM. She would have no hustle nor worth ethic, and would only be a drain on society. She would be a useless employee, undedicated and undeserving of her boss that she doesn't even respect. - MC Oleana
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
To be clear, I am not being "clever," in implying I am not going to the masquerade, only to show up in an event-appropriate disguise. I am quite literally embroiled in a campaign... of sorts. A... business campaign. And do not wish to disrupt the already harrowing scheduling it takes to make these things happen. #Girlboss #SchedulingConflicts - MC Oleana
Using my intern's horns as a whetstone to sharpen the heels of my Slewboutins. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana
Making our interns practice pratfalling face-first into pies, for when scareholders visit the offices. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana
Putting our interns through a series of near-impossible obstacles like Alternian Ninja Warrior. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Sometimes I fear the power I wield over my sniveling underlings. But then I get over it. #Girlboss #MyGoons - MC Oleana
I'm getting more "hates" than usual today. I must be doing something right. Or else the trolls on here are merely projecting their lusus issues onto me, for the day. Whatever works. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Blended a cut of cluckbeast, kale, and a packet of Crystal Light together. This is #Efficiency. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Maybe I'll become a #MensRights activist. I don't know. #Girlboss #GirlAlly - MC Oleana
In case it isn't obvious - no, I have not played Sgrub, or whatever they call it. I'm an adult with a job that doesn't have time for wiggler's games. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
You may think my demeanour is cold. But my blood is.... lukewarm. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
I hope you all see me as not only a #Girlboss, but a cruel tyrant. - MC Oleana
Would you all believe me if I said I would post #NSFW if you get me to 10k Kull? No? Alright. It's fine........ #Girlboss - MC Oleana
I hate to say it but I think I've permanently tanked my Kull ratio with this stunt... #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of...Read more
Like this chitt if you're also a #Strong #Independent woman who doesn't need a matesprit. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
All I'm saying is that other olive bloods could take care to hold themselves with more dignity and a healthy dose of shame. #Girlboss #BusinessSavvy - MC Oleana
Scream-building eXercises today. I'm going to be walking over our employees' fronds with my heels. #Girlboss #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
Nothing wakes me up like a hot cup of energy sludge thrown on an intern. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana
I don't like to brag, but I do think I might be "empire mogging" right now. #Girlbossing #ForTHE #Girlboss - MC Oleana
If anyone ever wanted to take a quote from me and turn it into one of those motivational posters, you have my permission. By the way. #Sage #Girlboss #Wisdom - MC Oleana
Being liked is overrated. Being hated is what gets you cliX. #Girlboss #BusinessAdvice - MC Oleana
Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
Yes I only got 4 hours of sleep in the last 2 nights total, but I'm just as well and in my right mind as ever. Better, even. Sleep has only been holding me back. #Hustle #Grind #Girlboss #GirlbossingCloseToTheSun - MC Oleana
I have to assume I'm a blight on the slim hypothetical demographic of people who love the #Girlboss tag, but hate my account. And to those hypothetical people, I say: I regret nothing. #GirlbossesNeverDie - MC Oleana
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Hate this chitt if you're also dead inside. Or don't, I don't actually care. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
The interns seem uncharacteristically nonchalant about their quarterly beatings today. #Girlboss #Mondays #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
It is clear after some much-needed feedback that I still have a lot to learn when it comes to #GenderPolitics. I apologize to any men that I may have offended, highbloods especially. I will be taking some time to step back from this conversation and reassess my stances on certain issues, and the internal biases I may hold due to my own #FemalePrivlege. I hope you will all forgive me. #ListeningandLearning #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
While others have been given the day off, I am, of course, still in the office. #Grind #Hustle #Grindset #Motivational #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WageDrone #Overtime - MC Oleana
If one more Troll Joe Schmo gives me their "business pitch" about an "auricular sponge clot waX ejector" they invented I'm going to cause an incident. #Girlboss #GirlProblems #JustGirlyThings - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
I feel like I'm in a fever dream. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana
Empty think pan entitled seadwelling nepobaby lususboys are always trying to steal and profit off of the ideas of intelligent, hardworking midblood women. THIS IS A JXKE!!!!!!!!!! #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #ImComing - MC Oleana
Wake. #Hustle #Grind #Boss #Girlboss #WomenInStem #TGIF - MC Oleana