♦ pitied by @tipsyGnostalgic
xx_what_do_u_think_is_the_taaaastiest_caste_for_a_cute_boy_to_be?_i_think_its_rust_or_olive_x3_xx
i ♯layeggs all the time ♯whatsthebigdeal
otter me was a bad beach to tha bone but i aint gonna pretend it wasnt supa obvifish she was one lonely mofo too. wanna be like her but i dont wanna B-E her yafeel and yeah yeah im great i know 38) but you right it is kinda nice. sea i knew theres a reason you was my favorite its cause ya know whats up
And he himself will bring our sins in his body up on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live for righteousness; by his wounds you will be healed. Be there. #eridanweek
It goes without saying that #ImComing to Eridan's crucifiXion. #EridanWeek - MC Oleana
You stop look1ng 4t th1s s1t3 for on3 n1ght 4nd sudd3nly cruc1f1x1on 1s pr3p4r1ng to h4pp3n. 1 gott4 stop look1ng h3r3. >:[
(^･ω･^) < FUCK YEA FISH SOUP!!! #eridanw33k #soup
nah you filled yo cocoon you sink in it
-7 Every6ody 5ay thank you, women #grl 2-
gonan crawl thru my computer screen liek ringu and gnaw on biceps
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Where did this fucking #egg come from."; }
et tu roxy this one actually hurts
preach probubbly #conflicted #itllbeagoodshowtho
>([base form (two #anded dreadsword) second form (dual wieldin fire an ice longswords an also i can do counters now) t#ird form (bare fistin fast as fuck wit command grabs an super armor plus s#adow clones)]
imma choose not to take that as a personal insult against me eelmao guess what i got thoughts up in this pan!!
mmrmrghrjrhhrrrzzzzzzzzz
Weird drinkin when I used to be straight edge. #substance
welcome back everyone
>([maybe im being egotistical but lowkey if i t#ink i would #ave two #ealt#bars. maybe even t#ree]
I am alright. His presence is unsettling, but familiar, like a storm. I will overcome this.
(^･ω･^) < ARE YOU OKAY, DO YOU N33D HELP???
NOW I'm going to t)(e comfortslab. #illbeindmsuntilifallasleep
isn't it funny hxow sxomexone withxout a tasteslab can still talk txoxo much? lmfaxo
[ E R R O+ R 1 5 2 1 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] Yo+u, they spit at my o+ther so+n. We will lo+o+sen yo+ur restraints eno+ugh to+ help him. He is slo+w, and we are gro+wing bo+red. My psio+n sparks with indignatio+n and fury, but allo+ws their co+ld fro+nds to+ to+uch his scalp so+ that he may help his belo+ved. They kno+w he is po+werful, but did no+t expect him to+ so+ easily lift tho+se harsh iro+ns with so+ little bleed. In their fear, they make him suffer to+o+; he is struck with an unearned vicio+usness. Even in a slo+w crawl to+ death, they are afraid o+f the po+wer a warmblo+o+d can po+ssess. He can be o+f great use to+ the Empire, I hear hissed. He will be an asset to+ o+ur Queen. They do+ no+t let my so+ns speak. They do+ no+t have to+. They lo+ve each o+ther greatly. To+ be able to+ help is blessing eno+ugh. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
3833 < Maybe no one else will remember either... > 38VV
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That guy is— Kind of annoying, to say the least—
i just like forkin ppl! aint no business to it i didnt even know ya. you was just a prime floatin target for a good poke and choke as for otha me i cant be mad boat that -E-ELMAO she did her shit and she died in a cool bass epic battle there aint no betta way to go n shed agree with that 38)
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you have any questions regarding your legal responsibility and therefore liability, my firm charges a very reasonable consultation fee. and for that matter a very reasonable fee to defend you in court
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS IS BAIT. I DON’T EVEN FUCK WITH THE SPECTRUM.
you are being ♯watched
girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg
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go into your kitchen and lay down on the floor
>=>}Im So Tired But CCant Sleep, Anyone Have Any Recommendations To Help? -9-
>+. SIIIIIIGH WHEN WILL THE GUY THAT INVADES MY BED WAKE UP. RE; SO I CAN PROD HIM. PROBABLY WHEN *I* LAY DOWN FOR REAL .+<
wwhose fuckin dog is that
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
🔫🔫;P
Fine. Three on, three off. Deal?
Oh my little pony! Durr he probably has it. He mustve snatched it somewhere between frolicking and letting me pet his silken mane.
hit the wwwwatertrail wwwwith mmmma tonight. hanging out wwwwith her alwwwways fucking sucks but i'mmmm glad wwwwe got to splash around a bit. yeah she mmmmade mmmme catch a fish wwwwith mmmmy mmmmawwww before wwwwe could leave and i probably have trenchpod but wwwwhat's newwww
maybe we otta pretend nofin ever happened
srry idk what 2 say
break out the lollipop again?
tho id kill for a faster air fryer if u cld spare me 1...#prettyplease
happens to me all the time bdy dw ill actually have forgotten abt this in an hour LOL dont feel bad!
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 Can you pass the remote? TIA.
Do you have my vape. :(
... ... ... Good morning.
something tells me that was the right choice
If it’s any consol8tion, last light was far worse. You would have arrived at a place where no8ody was so8er; the crowd was consuming a mind‑altering juju that has apparently left our more reckless revellers nursing hangovers tonight.
get yourself a good legislacerator and a sharp blade
dawwww thank you!!!! i love you too no matter how weird you may think you are
:33 < roxy..? something s33ms really wrong… :33 < ohhh :33 < i think i s33 the issue :33 < s33 i vaguely remember how human marriages go :33 < only ONE purrson can get married to their beloved you silly frizzy XPP :33 < not everyone can marriage ampurra! :33 < …although heck wait, why is everyone marriaging him??
-7 Honk honk =:o) 2-
3833 < Was it officiated by a multidimensional officiator or just some guy? >
nOOOOOOOO,,,,!!!!
https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!
♯kill ♯everyone
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
LOV-E YOU TOO GILL!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA I AM HAVING SO! MUCH!! FUN!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. Everyone shut up. Forever. My HEAD.
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
brb!!!! have to go shower!! don't miss me too much :P #byeee
Okay, well I'm not getting that extra sleep now. Might as well get grillin'.
Like killing i foorgoot too put the tag fuck
-7 Ye5 =:o) 2-
I think I'm getting way too many joy watching them suffer. #eridanweek
B33 < jesus i saw it B33 < my condolences
B33 < whats up mom i mean rox B33 < i should turn off sp33ch to text
You made your grave so live in it
deleted my shit by accident skill issue honestly))
₊˚⊹♡ Torn between my desire to explore this site and sincere concern for how quickly things skew toward sexual!! I guess we can call it growing pains... ₊˚⊹♡
Oh. If you have the trickster hangover, let me know and I will send you some Gatorade and greasy food. It will help a little.
// ooc post // i dont think im going to finish this but it was a funny thing to sketch https://files.catbox.moe/kx5kkl.png ft. @archiveAddict
You all make it very difficult to say good morning. I always feel like I'm intruding on a group pailing session. #nsfw
I remain impassively awake as always.
by the way as funny as the estrogen brick thing is don't try to macro-dose. you'll just make yourself really sick in a way that isn't so funny and you won't even get huge boobs out of it! #nsfw ?
oH GOD i DON'T, eVEN WANT TO BE, aWAKE, iS THIS WHAT, a HANGOVER, iS, #SUBSTANCES
▼did bronya or lynera just put safety settings on our cloister internet wtf▲ ▼I get it for wanshi but gog at least tell us we're not wrigglers▲
lOVE ARADIIA ALL ARARAIDA #GIRL
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
oH MY GOD,
you send me a dm the second ya figure it out 38X
i THINK i'M GOING TO, tHROW UP,
did you guys know you can put a cigarette in ur dick hole #nsfw
THE SUCKERS WERE ALREADY OUT, EN MASSE.
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
big toothcrackerwhoa....#iwantCANdY ?I think?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't get the big fuss about some candy. Just sweets 's all. #IWANTCANDY I guess? Do humans get real high from sugar? Is that a thing they can do? #eridanweek ]
yEAh. fuck it. sUrE. i'm not mIssIng OUt AgaIn. #IWANTCANDY.
I've got to see what all this #IWANTCANDY business is about.
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
Fine Since No One Is Capable Of Making Reasonable Decisions I Have Decided To Volunteer Myself As A Chaperone #iwantcandy #eridanweek #iguess
◥▶◀◤ —> Show yourselves... I need to see more things.
Be there or be square!! The biggest loser is the biggest SNOOZER. Ill be drinking to forget but always remembering at #eridanweek tonight! #Iwantcandy ! #substances
APPARENTLY THIS SITE'S COLLECTIVE USERBASE HAS DECIDED TO POST THEIR POKEMON TEAMS. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT DO THIS, BECAUSE SOON THE REGULATION WILL TURN OVER AND VOID ALL PREVIOUS TEAMBUILDING. TERA WILL BECOME COMPLETELY INACCESSIBLE, AND I WILL BE FORCED TO RECKON WITH A NEW WORLD, WHERE KANGASKHAN EXISTS ONCE MORE. WHEN THE NEW FORMAT BEGINS, I WILL REPORT BACK.
part of being a warmblood is just putting up with people being mean / i can't really do anything about it / so i just kinda / try to ignore it
ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land. that you understand #lyrichour
iIi thiIink the platform has never been better
I am cȯmplėtėly ṅȯrmal
✿ dude dis one chick keeps hatin on my chits do dat mean she hate me liek dat liek dat or am i misreading
AndrEw hussy, you LIttE fuckEr . You madE aa shIt of pIEcE wIth your trash homE stuck . I hopE you wILL In a nExt tImE a COW . On A TRASH farm . EVry tImE I rEad homE stuck EpILoguE I gEt HEAD ACHE . I cannot rEad It . Your comIc Is ACURSED
i needed this vwin. #vwague. #thisismyredemptionark.
↗️AMAZING NUMBERS. I LITERALLY EXPECT NOTHING BUT THE BEST.↗️
Just benched 422. New personal best.
this cant be real
im really good at giving hugs! im like a professional hugger :)
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
iS THIS, aBOUT ME? i'M SORRY,
First the fanfiction and now this? - MC Oleana
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
Thas beautifu
Im laydow
guys what... what is this thing...? #peanutbuttersandwich...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de57c0438c4d.png
Oh no! When that happens i just die.
JAKE PLSEASE HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALY ATE PEANUT PRODUCT.
the furrther i walk the more thwalls start to feel really weird dadn kind of gross. im trying to get a picture but its so dark that the flash barely even works?? #peanutbuttersandwich?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8252a39edac1.png
good morning everyone and happy birthday @kasaneTeto! :)
Good anfternoon everyone! I’m feeling especially normal today for some reason.
Screw jelly! I'm just going to have a straight up peanut butter sandwich. Check out my incredible and not at all shitty peanut butter sandwich, everyone. #peanutbuttersandwich! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f64343fee56d.png
roxy plese help me i ate a peanut butter sandwich for april fools day and now idont know where i am or what is happening.
Please don't sext in my comment section. Please. #nsfw
Ok.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
not goin to lie i liked him more before the counterschoolfeedin protocol kicked in
and he killed him? how?
who is julioh?
They're fucking warmblood chasing on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Got carried off into the great unkno≈n.
?dId you guys break uP your moiraillegience?
wwhat happened
i’m a bit confUsed by this #eridanweek sitUation! he never was the most interesting of the trolls, was he? perhaps a lovely #kanayaweek or #nepetaweek instead?
yall are just bunch of enablers @ my callout is 100% reasonable @ you just seem to fuck with this kind of behavior @ shame on you
fuck yes, that's epic.
I knoww you're somewwhere out there, somewwhere far awway I wwant you back, I wwant you back (Karkat)
It's our product collab.
Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
1 know 1 know... 1 watched 1t happen w1th my own two eyes... }:(... he just had such a sweet moment w1th er1dan too...
like did bruno mars even get to bounce on it
roxy i promise i mourned internally for an eternity before hitting post ok a guy can only sit in sorrow for so long before ruminating on everything else hes missed out on
SINCE I HAVE SEEN. MY FELLOW ARTISTS AND CREATIVES DOING IT. I THOuGHT IT WOuLD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHARE SOME OF MY OWN ART ON MY FIRST DAY HERE. STARTING WITH THIS SELF PORTRAIT. ONE OF MY FAVORITE DRAWINGS. HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1774920909186-1511C1D3-C4F5-4EEF-B80C-BE620D26BA20.PNG
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. - MC Oleana
aRE YOU COMING TO, #eRIDANwEEK?
↘️after being completely and utterly embarassed by the superior appearance of a rival's velveteen card, i have put countless hours and perhaps even a single night into planning and arranging a new extension of my business paraphernalia.↘️ ↗️PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW THIS COMPARES.↗️ ↘️it will be printed on woodgrain.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaadd2865ea6.png
|-[__]--- The fear I see in a new patient's eyes is worth the expression they're wearing when they leave, hehe.
#abuse Dave caw'd at me. That was fucked up of him. He isn't even a bird.
(("X hated your chit" is the perfect punchline to anything I could post and only I get to enjoy it :3 ))
#NOWPLAYING HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=XHA6A3FTPJG
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Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
↗️I GUESS I WILL INFORM THE OFFICE THAT THERE IS SOME KIND OF GET-TOGETHER OCCURING.↗️ ↘️i will take their shifts.↘️ ↗️HAPPILY.↗️
um actually if im being honest i dont know when eridan week starts is it today @caligulasAquarium
D ==>The Puppet lives here as well D ==> Distasteful
it may be #eridanwveek #imcoming but its #theswveepofcronus
tHERE WILL BE, oTHER NIGHTS, aND, tHINGS WILL GET BETTER, aND WORSE, bUT, yOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE, yOUR FRIENDS, bESIDES YOU, uNLESS, tHEY LEAVE, oR BETRAY YOU, bUT OTHERWISE, tHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF,,, tWELFTH PERIGEES, i THINK?
i AM SORRY, tO HEAR THIS, aND i HOPE, pEOPLE ARE NICER TO YOU, iN THE FUTURE,
I don't believe there's anything for me to say that you won't anticipate ahead of time. Especially with regards to certain characters' placements on tierlists. The rest of it I found agreeable, though.
AND THAT CHANGE WILL BE FOR THE BETTER! IF MY WORD ISN'T FACT, THEN NOTHING IS!
Okay.
I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
THE DOG WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY INTRUDING UPON MY BANNER HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. THIS CANNOT MEAN ANYTHING GOOD. I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO KEEP A LOOKOUT! YOU NEVER KNOW WHOSE PROFILE IT WILL HIT NEXT.
◩◩◩I just notIced the character lImIt very very very very very InterestIng◪◪◪
*Please* tell me they also have Ash from Evil Dead. If there's a Freddy Vs Jason game that acknowledges the comics my life will be complete.
swweet neptune wwhat havve i done
wwho the fuck am i kiddin lock him in i wwant this soiree packed to burstin wwith so much talent youll havve a hard time findin anyone normal itll just be notorious performers and cultural icons all the wway dowwn
wwhat blood color is this troll bruno mars
youre really gonna pull that card fine there wwill be ONE robe and wwizard hat night durin #eridanwweek
Roxy Lalonde, vacillation is what happens when a troll refuses to keep their quadrants properly separated. You are familiar with the structure, I assume. Four quadrants. Each with a defined purpose. Each with expectations attached. The system only functions when those roles remain distinct. Vacillation is the breakdown of that distinction. Most commonly, it occurs when a troll develops both redrom and blackrom inclinations toward the same individual. Affection and antagonism, coexisting without resolution. Not alternating. Not transitioning. Existing at the same time. This is considered unstable. Not because it is rare, but because it is inconvenient. Alternian culture depends on clarity. If a troll cannot be easily categorized within a quadrant, they become difficult to manage. Difficult to predict. And when something cannot be predicted, it tends to invite intervention. An auspistice may attempt to mediate. More often, they fail. Vacillation resists mediation because there is nothing to resolve. The contradiction is the point. There are stricter interpretations. Some claim vacillation can extend beyond red and black, involving pale or even ashen entanglements layered over existing bonds. These cases are less common, though far more disruptive when they occur. The practical result is always the same. Instability. Escalation. Attention. You may think of it as emotional indecision, if you like. That would be inaccurate, but convenient. It is not indecision. The troll is not choosing between states. They are experiencing both, and refusing to relinquish either. Naturally, this produces consequences. It always does.
「 I mean, you can? You can vacillate across all four quadrants, too. It’s just most common to see, though frowned upon, with the concupiscent quadrants. ⥮
RIGHT! My time lol ur in the far flung future which is p neat
D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to
if he keeps whispering in my ear going on and on about the same bullshit ill double kill him , , , #violence #ghostproblems
could you maybe not do that i JUSSST got done cleaning up after the lassst time sssomeone yawned at me
What the fuck is going on in the house of commons.
I AM SO PISSED MY GUN IS GONE
I don't need to "go outside" and "talk to real people," I get all the socialization I need from The Sims 2 (2004).
YES I hang photos of muscular women on my wall, NO I am not gay.
at some point the dude with stache (i wont say who) has got to be told he smells kind of like a bologna sandwich whenever he tries to embrace you post prime time tv show filming
If I see another one of these clearly doctored photos in any press release or tabloid again I’m going to fire my entire publicity team out of a real and true canon. I must take new headshots soon to give these people an accurate photo when they slander me.
*smokes a comically fat blunt* ye i agree... *cough*( o˘◡˘o)
aare yo iu serious
Good night John Egbert.
absolutely adorable, yknovw wvhat? if you vwore this, and... ugh if wve found the right other... indiwvidual and you vwere sitting in the chair... id explore another mans body
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
ok time for bed. it is getting late. good night everyone.
i DIDN'T GO IN, fOR IT, aND ALSO, i DID NOT, sHIT MY PANTS, jUST MAYBE, a LITTLE BIT, oF A SHART, bUT THAT IS, iT!
ok i do not have a joke for this one do not kiss someone immediately after shitting your pants. especially if they don't know you shit your pants.
Thank God. Now it's the problem of the people inside the car.
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#deep #therapy
nO, rEASON, hAHA, aHAHAHAHA! hAHAHHAHAH!!!
My head hurts why.
you evwer notice that after a certain hour this vwebsite becomes a tvwilight zone of alcoholic or horny people posting the first thought that comes to their mind? so anyvways, vwhos up cranking their hogs tonight?
oKAY, hE WOKE UP, aND IMMEDIATELY, pULLED OUT HIS PHONE, tO CHITT ABOUT IT, wHICH IS GOOD BUT, fOR A SECOND, i THOUGHT HE WAS, aBOUT TO KISS ME, aS SOON AS HE WOKE UP??
>([c#illaxin in t#is #gruber ride flyin solo lots a room to kick my feet up and spread out]
>([w#en im #appy i say: i can go louder w#en im sad i say: passenger sides open]
iT WASN'T SILENT,
Oh my, you're quite adorable when you yell. Would you kindly do it some more? And, now that you've teleported away, who may I ask, is driving?
i do not understand why he could not just roll down the window and hang his ass out of it or something.
>quotes with araragi koyomi
i havve done nothin wwrong
i am sure everything will be ok roxy.
#ICanGoLouder
FUCK YOU
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
oKAY, sO, i THINK SOME PEOPLE SHOULD, bE MORE, aCCOMMODATING AND, uNDERSTANDING TOWARDS THOSE, wITH ALLERGIES AND, uNDERSTAND THAT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT, tHAT A CAT HAS BEEN IN THIS, uBER xl, sOMETIME IN THE PAST, pERIGEE, cAUSING ME TO, sNEEZE AND BLOW, cHEEZ-iT DUST, wELL, tO PUT IT MILDLY, eVERYWHERE, aND, i THINK SOME, cALM WORDS AND, eMPATHY, cOULD GO A LONG WAY, iN THIS SITUATION, #mYePICsNACKtIMEfAIL
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↗️FORTUNATE THAT MY SUPERIORS THOUGHT OF ME WHEN PRODUCING A SUCCULENT MEAL FOR ME TO CONSUME.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29f1213597c3.jpg
I told you we should've just flown home.
SOMEWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE, A GAGGLE OF SHITBRAINED MORONS ARE ON A ROAD TRIP. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THERE.
Goddamn unascended dirtsniffers and their inability to fly.
oH GOD, i TRIED TO CATCH, tHE BAG OF CHEEZ-ITS, tOSSED AT ME, bUT i HIT eRIDAN, aND i THINK, hIS OLFACTORY NUB, iS BLEEDING BECAUSE, tHE BACK OF MY NECK, iS KIND OF COLD AND WET, tHOUGH, iT COULD BE SNOT, aND ALSO, tHESE CHEEZ-ITS ARE ALL, sMASHED INTO DUST, sO i CAN'T EVEN REALLY, eAT THEM, wITHOUT MAKING A MESS, wITH, mY CURRENT, sCARF BASED RESTRAINTS, tHOUGH, i WILL TRY BRAVELY, aNYWAYS, aND HOPEFULLY NOT MAKE A MESS, oN THE uBER xl, fLOOR,
i HAVE TO PEE, bUT, i CAN'T, aND, i AM IN A SITUATION WHERE, iT WOULD BE AWKWARD, tO DO THE, i HAVE TO GO, tO THE ABLUTION TRAP, wIGGLING, rIGHT NOW,,, #PISS
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FOR SOME REASON THE TEXT ON THE SECOND HALF OF YOUR POST IS HAVING AN ERROR ON MY END. I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT, THOUGH!
HMMM... THAT USER LOOKS QUITE FAMILIAR, BUT I JUST CAN'T PLACE MY FINGER ON IT. THERE'S A CERTAIN... "GREATNESS", I CAN FEEL ABOUT THEM.
I apologize @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 I left my auto responder on for far too many responses. I hate for the love of the game.
morail got culled https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/the%20jessica%20files/image_2026-03-28_164628095.png
angel wwhispers something about that is just so so beautiful
Why did I get Romantic Knife.
i will play soon!
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
thud is why you never think bout anythin hrd ever
Whats this I hear about a "Digital Circus"
It's a bit last minute, so we may fail to #Pullout in time before #Eridanweek, but the Consort Kingdom will do the same out of solidarity. #PullingOut
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
wE'Re sTrAiGhT Up gLoBeS DeEp sTuCk iN ThIs fUcKiN ErIdAn wEeK LiKe iT'S A MoThEr fUcKiN ReD BuG DiStRiCt lAdY. yOu fEeLiNg mE?
the way i did a double take before seeing the comments
#PuTtInGiN?
I'll wear the darn robes for you one time if you'll stop nipping my heels about it.
#PuLlInGoUt
mutants do not interact.
sensing inc𖦹ming drama in the cl𖦹ister ...
hey everyone! how are we all doing ^^
>([id tell my #aters to put t#eir money w#ere t#ere mout# is but we all know t#ey aint got mout#s]
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you need something to do you could always pursue legal action against someone who has wronged you in which case i know a guy who can make it happen
:33 < there is an ampurra w33k happening? :33 < well i mean gosh good for him! yes truly and honestly. i guess i just have a couple questions :33 < do we have to participate in ampurra w33k? not in a mean way! just, is this mandatory? :33 < and what do you uh :33 < what do you do on ampurra w33k? :33 < do we all just talk about him? :33 < i am a chatty cath33 or whatever the human equivalent of that is, lemme tell you! :33 < the metafurical cat will never get my tongue :33 < but that would get exhausting real fast now would it not?
Thinking about this Comic again. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9b958f6314e7e3ba70371b474f47634b/b895a75a36f79c73-ec/s1280x1920/f20ed4408b8295deb0f649cfec5d58a4e3276c3e.png
the thing ab0ut quadrant vacillati0n is that a pers0n's reacti0n t0 it as a c0ncept just, like, depends. hist0rically it's fr0wned up0n and s0me pe0ple really cling t0 that, 0thers d0n't give a shit at all, 0thers actively think it's h0t and fetishize it. i w0uldn't put st0ck in the 0pini0n 0f fucking chittr users if i were y0u. but als0 my brand 0f r0mantic entanglement genuinely has a b0dy c0unt s0 whatever maybe s0me0ne else sh0uld weigh in 0n this.
Gender is just a skin to wear, feel free to have your character look however you want
Woman, I have a firm hand on my own wheel. Stow your tags.
O)(, )(ow --EXCITING! #dontbackt)(eeridcoin #peoplewit)(ourresponsibilityandleaders)(iprolesneedtobecarefulaboutw)(atwerepresent #dontencourageeridan
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek and so are all my #omies]
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
attention you FR3AKS. this is your GOD speaking.
yea u funny gurl. listen i aint a sore loser. sides, jus cuz u lose once dont mean u cant pop back up 3B-)
I'm always sick like the beat. Unfortunately now I'm also sick like the illness.
Dick strider YEAH!!
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
my huskt𖦹p is ab𖦹ut t𖦹 impl𖦹de 𖦹ver itself
eelmaoooo
i really don’t think it can be worse than what i just did. my computer smells like burnt plastic.
HE FINALLY ADMITS IT. LET IT BE KNOWN, HERE TODAY ON CHITTR DOT COM, THAT JOHN EGBERT HAS OFFICIALLY ADMITTED INFERIORITY. OH, AND YEAH, IT FEELS *REALLY* GOOD.
i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.
>:( ... :| Yes, obviously. Don't text me that face. I can see you in my mind's eye.
h
>([t#is dude tryna fuuuuuuuuck]
Where the dame da ne am I
“I'll never know, and neither will you, of the life you don't choose. We'll only know that whatever that sister life was, it was important and beautiful and not ours. It was the ghost ship that didn't carry us. There's nothing to do but salute it from the shore.” *Excerpt from Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed
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ughhhh fuk ok ur like the drama king of queens or wtv
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO UR ACTIONS SAY ENOUGH!!!!!!
HOLD ON HOLD ON. ... Errrr. Ahem. I beg your pardon?
i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath
y would i sell my own bathwater i need that 2 bathe
:33 < there are a lot of words that rhyme with cat! i decided to jot down as many rhymes as i could today!! __words that rhyme with cat__ hat bat fat fat cat h33h33 X33 tat flat drat aristocrat sat vat vat of cats wearing a hat and they are sat and not very fat X33 hold on i want to drink my tea real fast splat!! mat that is all i can think of thank you!
I hadn't expected my comment section to come to death grips over whether or not one can (I'm learning the term is) "vacillate" between quadrants willy-nilly. I received answers judging the action from vaguely cringeworthy to the borderline unacceptable. I still don't know what to think.
https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
UHHHH..... i guess i just mean the... baby-popping kinda mom? .....
WHY WOULD I STAN ANY OF YOU PEOPLE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYYYY
Whysz is coolscar in my heous
>([i stand for da people w#o dont got legs of t#ey own to rise on]
hehe. yeah! it's cute, ain't it? all thanks to you!
>([fuck wit# me #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9315dfe777f0.png]
THIS BITCH THINKS SHE IS SOME KIND OF "YOU TUBER".
:33 < *ac takes a big bong rip furrom his morty smith shaped bong* #substance #w33d
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
Beefing with my chick when I'm in jail.
Whenever my rear end recovers from the pounding you delivered unto it last time i whipped out the ol ice climbers combo...
hrmmm....i dunno if that one would work. it would save us grocery shopping time, sure, but this also happens at school and on the street... ...and the dentist's office... ............and at the dmv.... .............................and-
save me!!!! this is the WORST!! and it keeps happening!!!!!
gOoDbYe 100,000 bOoNdOlLaRs hElLo fIvE GrOcErIeS. hOnK. #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN #fOoDsHoPpInG #tWoBoTtLeSoFfAyGoAnDoNeJaRoFjElLy
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
I think we're normal.
Which could mean nothing.
EXACTLY.
... He and I are just acquaintances. <:|
These venom-talking snakes cant even muster an accurate backteething!
I would never, for the life of me, call an adult man my "dinky baby boy."
Consider my support pledged!
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she has my vote
One foul sensory experience can really put a damper on the morning, Ro.
This is why the only doors I open for myself are metaphors. For opportunities.
Nevermind. Just got the sleeve of my blazer caught on a fucking doorknob. Everything is cancelled. Tell the Carapacian dignitary I'm cancelling.
im gettin a lil shy here...
i can't help it! i'm loath to see yoU two fight, darlings. U~U
I ASSURE YOU THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BEGIN TO SYMPATHIZE. YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE - THE BLESSING - THE DIGNITY TO FEEL. TO CREATE. TO LOVE. WHAT A THOUGHT. TO WONDER AND WANDER... CHERISH IT SO THAT I MAY RELISH IN RIPPING IT FROM YOU ALL.
Which could mean nothing.
seein as this # has just been freed up due the economic genius a yours truly lets get some chitts tagged wwith #imcoming so i knoww wwho is giddy up to their fuckin gills for #eridanwweek
yeah of course ms. spork up her ass wouldn't like a bit of clever wordplay and dark humor. #snowflakecrocker #bringdownthebakery
sir is it really you
i woUldn't be so hard on yoUrself! any of yoUrselves. i think yoUr frUstration is perfectly Understandable, and it comes from a good place.
dear journal finally caught those guerilla operativves flounderin about the shores near my hivvebase lets see howw they hold up to my brand neww tortuous thingamajig DARE I SAY THESE FUCKIN PEONS ARE GETTIN HIT WWITH A DOOHICKEY
is anybody mad at me tonight wwrite in
Do i know you from somewhere...
HAVEN'T SEEN A KANKRI POST ALL DAY. SAD.
i miss my mom
Can I still draw? I can at least pick up a pen and paper. Also I should be so fucking clear my profile picture isn't me, it's one of the first results on google under orange bird puppet. Nobody here needs to look at my face. I wish I was half as charming as this guy.
Stop pitying my shits
Tony Fox hit me with his car once and then gave me early Chapter 5 access as a token of apology. Is this a hint about Dess?
This sauce in my pot is so red that the Pinkertons are after it.
i fucking know rite??? i had 2 see my fucking MAMA hornyposting. #eyebleach
Cheese and fucking crackers i slept absolutely dreadful last night. Thats the last movie marathon for a while i think.
chittr how to force someone to unblock you send chitt
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
#Personal #Horror #BodyHorror #Vent #Angst #Counting #Down #From #10 And one. Still mad. Okay. This is completely fucking unacceptable. I cannot even mark all as read. I am losing control of my life. The curse of my bloodline made manifest in the form of @thatGamerrrgrl. You contemptuous creation. You pig. You beast. You talkatively chatty and unruly horse's anus. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You do not have to hit every single react button in painstakingly fastidious order on every single post I make until the end of time just because I happen to sport a passing resemblance to you in terms of cheek bones and dead scalp shavings! Family is not the end-all-be-all literal center of every interaction. How are you not out clubbing like normal alcoholics? Enjoying the party scene? Being lively, getting your proverbial dick wet, doing something, ANYTHING shy of ME??? There is not a high enough concentration of xanax in all the conjoined and amalgamated pharmacies in the next six hundred and sixty six conjoined area codes to quench my unfathomably boundless annoyance at your asinine antics. Please. Please. Please. Get therapy from somebody OTHER than your daughter. Get a social life. Strike up a few hobbies. Get addicted to gambling and meth. Do anything. Anything. And anybody else. Why me? Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me? https://i.imgur.com/rsosOn0.png
Please DM me.
3X4CTLY YOU DON'T 3V3N KNOW 1F 1 M34N M4D (4NGRY) OR M4D (LOS1NG MY M4RBL3S)
My bottom lip may be busted to high heavens from the likes of his surprise uppercut but another victory is mine! Thank you to all who attended and i guess to those who bought my personal belongings congratulations.
You weren't supposed to see that. This is my personal account. In fact, why are you tagged in this? I did not tag you. @techsupport Please submit a ticket on my behalf. Catastrophic failure of web infrastructure and harm engendered.
Once upon a midnight bleary, while I wished my mom weren't near me, Over complaint of spilt volumes of whiskey outlining the kitchen floor — While I cringed, near almost retching, suddenly there came a wretching, As of some one heft tit and heave-stretching, stretching at my chamber door. "'Tis my drunkenly mother," I bemoaned, "stumbling at my chamber door— Six shots deep and wanting more." https://i.imgur.com/iWCiJMi.png @thatGamerrrgrl #Horror #ShortStory #Alcoholism #Chronic #Liver #Failure
The horrors that ensued. So few understand the things we've seen, Roxy.
Tragic, but true. They had no appreciation for the humor of rizzmasters.
The only 67 II concern my2elf wIIth II2 the 67-hour 2hIIft II'm gonna pull later thII2 week!
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i blacked out for a second / is everything ok
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if t#eres anot#er me around #ere t#en we aint beefing we aint making out we gonna be colluding on some nefarious sc#emes]
(( post update for folks aware of the doubles thing; shit's been sorted and explained https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 here, don't go fighting people or vagueposting abt it. sorry for my posts on stuff as well, the way i got told about it very much came off like just weird drama! ))
(( ty for the update and clarification!! i know i just logged on and saw doubles drama so my posts aren't really intended to be targeted but were moreso a general five cents :] sorry if that was vagueposting, genuinely had no idea who specifically it was and it came off as though multiple people had issue! ))
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
What for?
where is this happening can you please sned me whatever dirsctions or coordinates you can acquire as soon as possinle and post them here my dms are also open if you would that to dm me thelocation or maybe you could just ping mendirectly in this thread? hellohow do i purchase dickets i mean tickets how do i go about purchasing those front row splash zone? is there a participation extra fee i could purchase i just would like to maybe be the referee and walk between you? i could also work the venue are they taking employees specifically for towel collection and cleaning? hello
>([t#is t#e kind of motion im tryin to get everybody on]
D --> I napped and am now feeling better, feel free to berate me for how unfortunate my previous s100 of posts were
[begin chit] i think i mizz my moirail. i do not like thiz feeling. [end chit]
saying your characters name is a valid kid / troll name is ridiculous bro
IF YOU NEED ANY TIPS LET ME KNOW.
... Eesh. I'm sorry.
THAT IS THE LAST THING I NEED.
-- Every Minute My Blood Gets Purpler.... Troll Google Dot Com Is This Safe I Forgot To Check Earlier Lmao Plz Tell Me Im Not Dying
i know the perfect one @freudianSlip the moment weve been waitin for babycakes
massive recall on sbaj merch that makes your penis small
Oh rolal its so impossibly hard to pick just one item to salvage from the line up! Between doctor bearstein the taxidermied ballerina bear and my lucky britches its hard to make heads of tails of whats worth pulling from the epic wreckage of this underhanded play. :(
We've expanded the catalog for this event given how quickly they've sold out in the past. Creators are now allowed to place bids, but are limited to one item for the sake of fairness to the rest of the audience. There's no strict rule against bidding impossibly high so as to deny other bidders a fair shot, but it is frowned upon. A frown and slow shake command will be flashed on Jake's teleprompter. You've been warned.
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
Did you spill your drink on your computer? That's equivalent to torture for those poor little chatbots.
d --> have you guys played megatroll %4 you can play as zeirou in that one his blade is pretty c001
d --> i feel like i am in cyber featherfiend's level right now attemptding to no 100k zooted out of my pan off of misplaced brownies
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
not you.
who up paying their child support
Oh no. There's no explaining anything to you. Go eat your pies.
caliborn will start doing meth in 2026 #substances
OKAY. $OME PEOPLE NEED TO $TOP TRYING TO MACK ON BODACIOU$ BLUEBLOODED BABE$ THAT DON'T BELONG TO THEM. #VAGUECHITTING
Anyway. That was a joke. My car is fine. I don't know which iteration of myself THAT fellow just sabotaged, but I am pretty certain my iteration of him is still in the dungeon where he belongs.
fuck this fuck you im going blankie mode good fucking night you goddamn freaks <3<
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
is it weird if i think some of the blue troll ladies are pretty?
Apparently My Boss/owner @chaotictechnician Now Runs What Taxes Say Is A "femboy Farm" i Hate Being A Secretary
nesbens life is girlfailure after girlfailure
> BE ME, DAMARA MEGIDO > SOCIALIZING ON THE AKASHIC INTERNET > REMEMBER THAT YOU NEED TO RELOAD THE PAGE TO REFRESH THE NOTIFICATION TRAY > CHECK NOTIFICATIONS > ANCESTOR IS SEEMINGLY FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT WARNING > ONLY POST IS OPEN CALL FOR OMEGAVERSE ROLE ASSIGNMENT TFW NOT SURE IF BEING PHISHED OR IF STRANGE ASSUMPTIONS ARE BEING MADE
hey can you put the link in your bio
>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing
lateness dawns; naught keeps you here but hubris. come to the pit, be released. only what comes after can be truly understood. naught else.
I Know Some Of My Crew Are On ᛏhis Siᛏe, Who Jusᛏ Broke ᛏhe Habiᛏaᛏion Suiᛏe's Food Dispenser Again? I Will Find You
just trying to find a way to describe it in a relatable way.
Save me from that evil wretch. #CallMaury #CallDrPhil #CallYourLawyer
hate it when that happens #theyfalleverywhere #bruisedapples #foodwaste
#Pleaseno #Daddyhelpme #Divorcecourt #CallMaury
Shhhh you're totally safe now.....
License..?
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
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it has come to my attention that some of the jargon used to describe the Home partially conflicts with the metaphorical language used by a popular earth novel known as "when the seagulls cry." (by which i mean aradia tipped me off.) in particular, the word "furniture," used metaphorically to refer to assets of the Home that are scoped locally to individual continuities rather than persisting across the entire apparatus, is used by characters in the novel to self-describe as "npc"s operating on purely scripted behavior rather than having any presence outside of the canon. while it is true that the figures i described as furniture have only an infinitesimal degree of agency, i did not anticipate the degree to which this phrasing would be seen as inflammatory. the upshot is that i am not implying jade is shannon. you can put down the rifle. not as though anyone en route to deltritus or already present there has a means of harming my ascended state of being, but it's annoying to work around uncooperative stage dressing.
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
i'm g0nna need every0ne t0 be really nice t0 me and n0t l00k at my likes 0r my hates 0r my pities 0r my mediates any time s00n.
https://files.catbox.moe/qn8brs.png >are you fucking kidding me
hi mommy
I was never meant to. That was always for you.
Yes, this does read like a fume-huffing lack of inhibitions. It is doggone mortifying to witness.
I cant help but feel like this message is intended to make me specifically feel some kind of way?
We ride at midnight.
You everr see a statement orr perrson you highkey fw but you CANNOT say that shit on main because yourr post and quads arre public and you have a public image?? This is me often,
hahaha ok i havve to hit like on this @cuttlefishCuller
:(
nah rox i gotta speak my truth here on chittr dot ing. hope no one decides to make a chitlonger about me
When i wipe out i always try and land on my head as so my skull can protect my brain as it should! An adventurer would be nothing without one or two bumps to the noodle.
D --> Yes, I must do what you say musn't I. I am following your order to the letter
You're to get off your goddamn phone and stop Chittring on company time before you get too hard and break it. The phone that you'll also be on the hook for if that happens, by the by.
D --> Lets not speak on the indentured nature of my current servitude nor the filthy lengths I go to pay them off
D --> I understand that you are a human but please refrain from posting pupa numbers on a troll-centric social media site
In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.
TRVTH NVKE.
turns 0ut all y0u have t0 d0 f0r pe0ple t0 like y0u is t0 shit 0n eridan publicly
y0u kn0w what. i'll take it.
noticing how my post about chixie god more traction than my post about cirava... thats cuz nobody gaf about them 😭😭😭😭
Say you look approximately familiar...
r/malelivingspaces
I TAKE GOOD CARE OF BATTLEBEASTS. I AM A GREAT BATTLER.
Do not concern yourself with children that may or may not exist.
I THINK IF I SAW SUM OF U GET TORN APRAT BY DOGS IN THE STREET I WOULD CLAP.
I think I’m a Yaoi.
wait no my white moms bathroom:
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
i want tr0ll p\/ssy #nsfw
beefing with the extended family at the cookout just to feel something
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
D --> I do not think you should concern yourself over Gork's opinion on you
@grok draw 500 apples
if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
Don't fret. Whomever this fellow was, I'm sure we can make you a perfectly good ecto-Jerma.
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
when y0u guys say s0mething is f0r the girls and the gays can y0u include me in that as well? the girls, the gays, and s0llux, if it's n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks.
save me faygo / my nerves are gonna be the death of me / i wish i wasn't so disappointing
I would advise as your friend that you don't watch this unfold.
Jesus H. Christ.
Diamonds Droog.
? ?
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OH NOW THIS IS JUST EFFING RIDICULOUS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7069d50cd0cc.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17db64adab59.png
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
when you straight up #feelnothing #notasinglething #emotionless
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." -Sun Tzu Your wit is your most valuable asset, both within and outside a fight. Remember that.
I'm trying out those emoticon things.
-_-
Dave, she's dead.
Shower time.
I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!
Remember how we used to play.
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i got SANd in my Pants and franky i dONT like it
MY LIFE IS AMAZING. AND I AM MAKING MILLIONS. I AM AN ACCLAIMED ARTIST. YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU ARE A WORM.
Bruh you got no idea human twitter is vile
It's fucking crazy to me that Troll Twitter is less fascist.
dispatching a dave to your location im on it
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- He said I was pitiful in that "classic palemmate-next-lawnring-over" way, but also that I seemmed "really independent." Mixed signals, mmuch??? LOL?
Ok thats a little mean natured i think.
Dont be goofy jane we cant dog these folk on their home turf. When in rome its imperative to get on *much like* the romans and im fit to mingle with the population. Good naturedly might i add!
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Crime Syndica7e from my 7imeline, bunch of well dressed idio7s 7ha7 usually cause more issues 7han 7hey solve.
Makes sure you want the posts badly enough.
Oh Okay My Icon Is Off Center Because I Suppose Thats Just How My Day Is Going
The snake has ingested at least 25 universes so far. Finding it poses a difficult challenge, but nothing has ever been too far from my reach.
Refresh the page a few dozen times. That should fix it.
if you don’t love them, are you really living ? or are you merely drifting through life with no purpose ? /ᐠ ˵> ⩊ <˵マ
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