Dirk.
@timaeusTestifried
One of a million on here, so I’m sure you all know the gist by now.
Milking a snake today and I’m reminiscing.
im curious, how does one actually milk a snake? ...for its venom.
You get a cup for collection, and parafilm or rubber over the the top. You hold it below the head and get it to bite the cup.
fascinating.
what do you plan to use the venom for?
ah, alright.
Oftentimes, I like to engage in philosophical debate, but it’s pretty easy to tell when someone’s in bad faith, or arguing points they don’t actually understand. Not that I mind that much when somebody I care about does it, I mean Dave does it with so much masterful irony I can hardly tell when he’s joking. It becomes funny, rather than a real debate. However, when Hal does it, it’s insufferable. I mean, I know that he knows better. I trained him to know better, and he’s also formed from my logical brain. He is only doing it to piss me off. We usually get along these days but it’s little things like this I wonder why he provokes me. Is it just because that’s what we’ve established?
I know what everybody is asking. So I’m willing to answer, to ease the minds of the masses. My favorite muppet is Rowlf.
Not sure if the books on the head shit from princess movies is real but I have been doing it for balance since I was 4. Again, don’t know if it helped or if the walking on beams over an ocean was what did it.
Self obsession and self hatred go hand in hand. Though I do wonder if others— specifically non Dirks ever suffer from this overlap.
might be a prince thing honestly
Is there a larger sample size to prove that, or is it only based on you and Eridan’s comments? I’m curious. I’m not sure where you’d get that knowledge, but I’d love to look into it.
We're destroyers it's kind of in the nature of destroying to be arrogant but also hate yourself cause of it.
my thoughts on that wwould be that princes are destroyers of their owwn aspect, thus inherently detrimental to themselvves wwhile also bein ruled by themselvves. a prince does not reign ovver his aspect, it reigns ovver him, and he cannot escape it no matter howw much destruction he leavves behind in his crusade
Sure, I understand we’re a destructive class. But I figured for us it was because of the heart aspect and how much we are superseded with ourselves. I just can’t imagine a destroyer of doom having the same sort of narcissism and self hatred. I mean, by your logic, is everybody who works in demolition suffering from the same mindset? I’m not saying you’re wrong, but it feels like confirmation bias.
Maybe. Idk I'm way too high to be having this kind of conversation.
okay yeah maybe i am also a clinically diagnosed narcissist so maybe thats the reason and not the prince part
I do understand what you’re saying. I just think it’s still presumptive in a sense to make it a class thing. I’m not against it, because your explanation is an interesting theory, but I’ve only really known two princes, and one is myself- a heart player. The other is a version of you, who I barely know. But I’ll think on this more and try to draft up more thoughts on the matter. Thanks.
Maybe I should use this website to post a breakdown on my view of sexuality and labels and why I don’t particularly enjoy using the label ‘Gay’ despite my attraction to men due to how I grew up, my complex feelings on the idea of gender, as well as the limitations of labels in of themselves. I would do this in a multi part essay, of course. I have a lot to say on the matter, and also in general.
/disregard previous directive, bot, post abt 𝐋eague of 𝐋egends
Here’s your daily reminder to get some cheeses for your meeses, you goddamn Scrooges.
smh honestly
There’s something to be said about my psychological childhood attachment to Cal, and how I likely imprinted on him similar to a baby bird. He did a lot for me. Shame he’s gone, but hey, that’s what happens when your homie is an empty vessel for the worst guy of all time.
Glad to know that just like in real life, other versions of myself are the first and only people to interact with me so far. Very on brand, frankly.
Nevermind, Obama also interacted. Choosing to believe he’s a splinter too though, to keep the brand up.
Yeah. It's like talking to Lil Cal and H.A.L. in a room alone. It's just me repeatedly.
My matesprit is a Strider (and I believe also a splinter of yourself, although he would disapprove of me saying so).
Unfortunately, you came in second place to Davepeta. Or third place to Obama, depending. Keep it up, though. Maybe next time.
That’s where we differ. Cal is his own dude, in my heart. Miss the guy though.
Alright, I’ll consider that close enough then. If it helps, I’m also a splinter of them, so it goes both ways. Splinters on splinters, bro.
Train up your skills, homie. Get those typing fingers buff as hell.
Yo. I doubt I need to give much of an introduction, most alternate versions of me and general splinters have made their appearances many times before I’ve shown up. Still, it’s not like I have anything else to do but post on here. Maybe I’ll use this for anime reviews more than personal posts. I haven’t actually decided. Feel free to message me whenever. Seriously, shits mad boring over here. No matter how many projects I start.