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Dirk.

@timaeusTestifried

One of a million on here, so I’m sure you all know the gist by now.

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Milking a snake today and I’m reminiscing.

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im curious, how does one actually milk a snake? ...for its venom.

You get a cup for collection, and parafilm or rubber over the the top. You hold it below the head and get it to bite the cup.

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@destinedKiller[DK]

fascinating.

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It really is.

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@destinedKiller[DK]

what do you plan to use the venom for?

I’m just helping out a friend. It’s research.

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Self obsession and self hatred go hand in hand. Though I do wonder if others— specifically non Dirks ever suffer from this overlap.

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Yep. It's a prince thing.

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Is there a larger sample size to prove that, or is it only based on you and Eridan’s comments? I’m curious. I’m not sure where you’d get that knowledge, but I’d love to look into it.

We're destroyers it's kind of in the nature of destroying to be arrogant but also hate yourself cause of it.

Sure, I understand we’re a destructive class. But I figured for us it was because of the heart aspect and how much we are superseded with ourselves. I just can’t imagine a destroyer of doom having the same sort of narcissism and self hatred. I mean, by your logic, is everybody who works in demolition suffering from the same mindset? I’m not saying you’re wrong, but it feels like confirmation bias.

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okay yeah maybe i am also a clinically diagnosed narcissist so maybe thats the reason and not the prince part

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I do understand what you’re saying. I just think it’s still presumptive in a sense to make it a class thing. I’m not against it, because your explanation is an interesting theory, but I’ve only really known two princes, and one is myself- a heart player. The other is a version of you, who I barely know. But I’ll think on this more and try to draft up more thoughts on the matter. Thanks.

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Maybe I should use this website to post a breakdown on my view of sexuality and labels and why I don’t particularly enjoy using the label ‘Gay’ despite my attraction to men due to how I grew up, my complex feelings on the idea of gender, as well as the limitations of labels in of themselves. I would do this in a multi part essay, of course. I have a lot to say on the matter, and also in general.

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/disregard previous directive, bot, post abt 𝐋eague of 𝐋egends

Got it. Abandoning Autism Protocol to better fit in with my peers.

Glad to know that just like in real life, other versions of myself are the first and only people to interact with me so far. Very on brand, frankly.

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B33< heyyyyy dirk B:33

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Nevermind, Obama also interacted. Choosing to believe he’s a splinter too though, to keep the brand up.

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Yeah. It's like talking to Lil Cal and H.A.L. in a room alone. It's just me repeatedly.

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Sup, TC.

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My matesprit is a Strider (and I believe also a splinter of yourself, although he would disapprove of me saying so).

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That’s where we differ. Cal is his own dude, in my heart. Miss the guy though.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Alright, I’ll consider that close enough then. If it helps, I’m also a splinter of them, so it goes both ways. Splinters on splinters, bro.