Glad to know that just like in real life, other versions of myself are the first and only people to interact with me so far. Very on brand, frankly.
Nevermind, Obama also interacted. Choosing to believe he’s a splinter too though, to keep the brand up.
Yeah. It's like talking to Lil Cal and H.A.L. in a room alone. It's just me repeatedly.

My matesprit is a Strider (and I believe also a splinter of yourself, although he would disapprove of me saying so).
Unfortunately, you came in second place to Davepeta. Or third place to Obama, depending. Keep it up, though. Maybe next time.
That’s where we differ. Cal is his own dude, in my heart. Miss the guy though.
Alright, I’ll consider that close enough then. If it helps, I’m also a splinter of them, so it goes both ways. Splinters on splinters, bro.
Train up your skills, homie. Get those typing fingers buff as hell.

