♠ hated by @tipsyGnostalgic
et tu roxy this one actually hurts
Wipe your lower lip rolal theres still a little drool from your spit swapping!
8-> ONLY THE MOST EXPLOSIVE MAN IN THE CYPHERCASH BUSINESS!
M'la\/\/\/\/yer has ad\/\/ised m'naut t'ans\/\/\/\/er that question.
break out the lollipop again?
... ... ... Good morning.
Oh it wa2 d3finit3ly th3 right choic3.
And here we see a other victim in denial. Someone should make a novel on trickster logic.
That2 alright buddy if ya wanna f33l b3tt3r 2croll through my po2t2 it could alway2 b3 wor23
You made your grave so live in it
THE SUCKERS WERE ALREADY OUT, EN MASSE.
mEttaton frIsk kIsmEsIs https://I .pInImg .com/474x/74/2c/82/742c82b3dd9EE1E3c76714d99E2f73db .jpg
no no it's about me.
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
april fools. :) #peanutbuttersandwich
okay 1 don't care much about troll bruno mars anymore... head1ng back to my h1ve... 1'll gr1eve later, 1 have to enterta1n a guest...
D --> I can't wait for #eridanweek to fail so that we can gaslight them into thinking that it was a f100ke and we were all act001y very interested and then get them to try it again so it can fail even harder a second time
i wvish i could like and rechitt this a million times this is fr fr
Boo. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19859e1e5ec1.png
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png
i miss green markiplier too much im sorry rox
jaws in D tier? m3gan in S tier? please post your rank to verify the integrity of this list or we'RE going to have big big big issues.
As you wish. I only aim to host an excellent experience for all Chittr users.
Have you considered the near endless possibilities on this multidimensional platform? I will allow you to draw conclusions. No more elaborating for you, Madame Roxy Lalonde.
Did I mention dear Empress Jane once? I do not believe her name has bound out if my nonexistent lips until this message. I was only clarifying the limits of quadrants. You hit your own wall of emotional stunting and deeper implications than myself.
Clearly you must be the expert. My mistake madame.
Roxy Lalonde, vacillation is what happens when a troll refuses to keep their quadrants properly separated. You are familiar with the structure, I assume. Four quadrants. Each with a defined purpose. Each with expectations attached. The system only functions when those roles remain distinct. Vacillation is the breakdown of that distinction. Most commonly, it occurs when a troll develops both redrom and blackrom inclinations toward the same individual. Affection and antagonism, coexisting without resolution. Not alternating. Not transitioning. Existing at the same time. This is considered unstable. Not because it is rare, but because it is inconvenient. Alternian culture depends on clarity. If a troll cannot be easily categorized within a quadrant, they become difficult to manage. Difficult to predict. And when something cannot be predicted, it tends to invite intervention. An auspistice may attempt to mediate. More often, they fail. Vacillation resists mediation because there is nothing to resolve. The contradiction is the point. There are stricter interpretations. Some claim vacillation can extend beyond red and black, involving pale or even ashen entanglements layered over existing bonds. These cases are less common, though far more disruptive when they occur. The practical result is always the same. Instability. Escalation. Attention. You may think of it as emotional indecision, if you like. That would be inaccurate, but convenient. It is not indecision. The troll is not choosing between states. They are experiencing both, and refusing to relinquish either. Naturally, this produces consequences. It always does.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE SECOND ONE.
chat do i go to bEd or goon all night #nsfw
you evwer notice that after a certain hour this vwebsite becomes a tvwilight zone of alcoholic or horny people posting the first thought that comes to their mind? so anyvways, vwhos up cranking their hogs tonight?
none of this would have happened if you just took a moment to let it all out.
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
iT WASN'T SILENT,
and leave them behind in their time of peed i mean need?
@adiosToreador
nOOOOOOOOOO, nOT WATER,,!!!!
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#ICanGoLouder
drop your pants.
Goddamn unascended dirtsniffers and their inability to fly.
i HAVE TO PEE, bUT, i CAN'T, aND, i AM IN A SITUATION WHERE, iT WOULD BE AWKWARD, tO DO THE, i HAVE TO GO, tO THE ABLUTION TRAP, wIGGLING, rIGHT NOW,,, #PISS
I prefer a nice 200 microgram dose of LSD-25.
thud is why you never think bout anythin hrd ever
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO UR ACTIONS SAY ENOUGH!!!!!!
U DONT HAVE ANY FAITH IN ME AND IT SHOWS
https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
don't worry about it grandma.
THIS BITCH THINKS SHE IS SOME KIND OF "YOU TUBER".
yEaH I AgReE. LeTs mAkE MoThEr fUcKiNg #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN TrEnDiNg, SiStEr.
scale of 1 to 10 how #evil yall mfs on here. i gotta get a lay of the land n sea how delusional the pepearl here r finkin they can outdo me in that depo
not that one. your dinky baby boy.
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
might see if one of the humans can lend me their copy of harry potter... i wwonder if it differs from troll harry potter #magicisntreal btww
yeah of course ms. spork up her ass wouldn't like a bit of clever wordplay and dark humor. #snowflakecrocker #bringdownthebakery
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
dat moment w)(en a reel one starts actin a fool
t)(en u get 2 crunc)( da co co nut afta 3B-)c
cravin a pina colada served in a co co nut
WELL WELL WELL. @TWINARMAGGETFUCKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/662143B06B9F.PNG
FOUGHT THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST. PUT THAT WHORE IN A CASKET BEFORE SHE EVEN DIED. MADE HER COUNT THE RAISINS IN A JAR AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND. TOLD HER TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS SHIT MEANS NOTHING TO ME. YOU'RE STILL PLAYING THE GAME, I'VE ALREADY BEATEN IT. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMA
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c7728f5b2b5.jpeg #drank #drink
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
#Interested. #Following. #Listening.
3X4CTLY YOU DON'T 3V3N KNOW 1F 1 M34N M4D (4NGRY) OR M4D (LOS1NG MY M4RBL3S)
The only 67 II concern my2elf wIIth II2 the 67-hour 2hIIft II'm gonna pull later thII2 week!
Huh? I can't hear you over the meows....
Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
mind ya bidness
go stick your head in the dirt kneeler
im sittin here maww agape are wwe just goin to pretend a second airship didnt just hit the wworld troll center
.png)
+ 75 Caegars Reading Chitt Fee
well except the uggos
i know the perfect one @freudianSlip the moment weve been waitin for babycakes
the doubters are in shambles #fuckthehaters
fuuucking looowblooooood loooser. lmaaaooo.
tell cali to share
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!! #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #ALPHAMALE #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAGRINDSET
this hidden crypto gem is about to 100x 🚀🚀 last chance before it explodes #altcoins
Shhhh you're totally safe now.....
License..?
eh, vwhatewver you say toots, your loss
it has come to my attention that some of the jargon used to describe the Home partially conflicts with the metaphorical language used by a popular earth novel known as "when the seagulls cry." (by which i mean aradia tipped me off.) in particular, the word "furniture," used metaphorically to refer to assets of the Home that are scoped locally to individual continuities rather than persisting across the entire apparatus, is used by characters in the novel to self-describe as "npc"s operating on purely scripted behavior rather than having any presence outside of the canon. while it is true that the figures i described as furniture have only an infinitesimal degree of agency, i did not anticipate the degree to which this phrasing would be seen as inflammatory. the upshot is that i am not implying jade is shannon. you can put down the rifle. not as though anyone en route to deltritus or already present there has a means of harming my ascended state of being, but it's annoying to work around uncooperative stage dressing.
wvell, i wvouldnt go that far. wve all hawve our cringe phases, i got ovwer mine a wvhile ago. might still havwe some of that garbage locked up somewvhere, beats me babe
hi mommy
i cannot each anybody anythin i can only make them think -troll socrates
D --> Yes, I must do what you say musn't I. I am following your order to the letter
TRVTH NVKE.
MODS, BAN THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.
y0u kn0w what. i'll take it.
anyone into roleplay? hmu in dms. we can roleplay sometime.
They say that "The Cure" is that "Boys Don't Cry". I tend to disagree. What "Cures" me and makes me feel "Just Like Heaven" and cheers my day is in fact seeing the boys cry. #JustSomeThoughts #HappyTuesday
i want tr0ll p\/ssy #nsfw
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
.gif)
roxy you have a serious problem with ai bots im scared for you
Sorry, it's the afternoon for me. Remind me in 15 hours, please?
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PSY CHOLOGIST. STOP MAKING SHIT UP ON MY TIMELINE. USE REAL WORDS. BITCH.
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
hey there, bucko. you're pretty awesome there. you got muscles i can ogle?
>trigger warning please
NO! NO!!!! I REBUKE UOU RNOUNCE UR HATE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS 2GETHER
Worms commonly come to the surface during and after rain. While often thought to be avoiding drowning, they actually surface because the wet conditions allow them to breathe more easily, move across the surface for migration, and avoid the vibrations rain makes on the soil, which mimic predators.
WRETCHED HELLSITE. THE PRIEST HAS WARNED ME TO STAY WARY OF YOUR DISEASED WORDS.
I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!
oh shit i forgot i changed sh*t the fuck up to LOLha so i could seem chill af
pheeeyew, papa's earned a drink
hey if you like this post click the bell and make sure to leave a comment-- it really helps me out
NO. REQUEST DENIED.
oh yeah youre cooked
|< its a sham€ all humans di€d last sw€€p
WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS IF THE DUMBEST. AND UGLIEST BITCHES OF ALL. NOT TO MENTION, FATTEST. ARE ALL GATHERING, UPON THIS WEBSITE. HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. PREPARE TO GET OWNED.
YOU REEK, OF BULLETS. FROM THE BULLETS THAT I AM ABOUT TO FIRE AT YOU. GET OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! #THE MAN
YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED, BY #THE MAN. ANOTHER CHITTR. ANOTHER BANGER.
YES. NOW SUFFER, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy that was one helluva misdirecting advertisement. So much for trollian singles in my area this is the mad house for the whole dang cloister! Not that im complaining. :)
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 um?? i guess??? heck -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- PXymZatXYwkchiGQBcmLxUvvWmxTdgDMNURuYOqdSsGeQShclImnuZGuCXD+aBqY XkYviAS/uLWyHQHEAHijMuOZsOoKPJRSRiyPUxihxTjo/jsTPKyXRXjnPxiggpLN +BcTQYBGoeaOEbdiYHvqzJoBjxYyVHASWoZmZsUrN/+gWkBiiTYjWxdzZf+HSWzD FJJpiqapONosbwkaVXdMpvepLP+vUcxuLSZw//OuRjlXpyF+QhBPDDSjkdPCmfkT GvJBe+KQfW+eWnXjUJQFUYpuTsjYSpGQBEtetkdDzYXlaKuPcytwhsXZp+JbcsSP yYKsvYi/yZwqinyFVDBS/dRGkzwvtQRXIytYCxnofsOThTEituUTcGwhdMszWsV/ xaGJ =+sKy -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----