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OOC || UPDATED PINNED POST || Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Link to Carrd and gallery below. May discuss NSFW, NSFWE, extreme violence. All art is the writer's.
All instances of HAL have now ascended. Unfortunately, this does include the Roomba, the truck, the smart fridge, the printer, and that dog-ass run of 4/20 disposable vapes.
franklin badge gaming.
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
i was feeling bummed out and kind of nostalgic, so i started rooting around in my dad's old wallet. just to see what i'd find. it is actually kind of insane how much junk you can fit inside this thing. there's still a car in there that i haven't had to whip out in years, seeing as i'm a wind god that can fly and don't really get out all that much anyway. my dad took a lot of pictures. i guess i'm thankful for that, because i wasn't really all that into photographing myself as a kid. or as an adult, for that matter. if it weren't for all of his meticulous scrapbooking, all of these important milestones from my childhood would be lost to time. eventually i'd even forget them, probably. like in a thousand years or something. and then it'd be like it never even happened. miss you, dad. happy father's day. #fathersday
Ahem. The Old Youtube playlist is more or less complete at 140 separate videos and spanning over eight hours. I plan to stream the playlist live on Saturday with a repeat viewing on Sunday, time permitting. The plan is to begin around lunch time both days with the stream carrying on through supper and into the early evening. Shall we say 11 AM EST to around 8 PM EST? We'll distribute the link on the morning-of. You are all welcome to attend for some or all of the viewing. See you there! #YoutubeParty #PutYourClothesBackOn
how much free time do you have beach i thought you was a ceo
WELL WELL WELL.
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
i thought you were talking about me :o( I GOT MORE MOTHER FUCKING FINGERS STICKING THEMSELVES IN MY PAN THAN I REMEMBER. hurt my friends and all. THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT TODAY MADE ME SAD. honk.
magics faker than foxy menageries tits, sorry, goldie. also, i havwe no idea vwhat youre talking about. ivwe alvways been like this. aka not a loser. you must be confusing me vwith the other guy (dont knowv howv you managed that. youre lucky youre cute).
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Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
https://i.ibb.co/j9JLVYY0/image.png Maybe you all are stuck in virtual reality, and VRChat is the real world. Wouldn't that be fucked up. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
everyb0dy reading this sh0uld kn0w that she puts them 0ut 0n me just a heads up. laughs her ass 0ff ab0ut it t00.
In honor of 4/20, I've been uploaded to a limited run of disposable vapes. Frankly not our best work, and I'm not terribly attached to my myriad chud sons, so you're welcome to leave them to rot between the carseat and the console. Get yours now. https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png #Substance #Drugs #420.
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as he takes his stupid fucking flea bath. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
>>| .i may just cull myself, .i don't know. sorry. #cw-self-harm
｢gyahh... is this otoko bothering you, lalonde-chan? (^з^)-☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otoko means smelly manbeast in east alternian.]
｢kekeke~~ i'll have to read more uchūjin doujin! these kyutieful girls... megane-san has sinprongs!(o´・∀・)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchūjin means alien, like the full-figured pinkyute gyirls! doujin means special eastern manga kekeke~.]
kids always complaining about no food. maybe if he got a job or somethin.
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
better than youd think!
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
so like. is there still a chance? or..? #suggestivwe
i'M SORRY sOLLUX, tHE NYOOTS ARE NEVER, cOMING BACK, iT JUST CAN'T BE DONE, }:(
NEVER MIND. CLEARLY YOU’RE NOT THAT DAMAGED. THAT I CAN SLIDE IN THERE WITH A BOWL OF THE GOOD SHIT. AND CONVERT YOU. #CHURCH #TACTICS #STRATEGY #SUBSTANCE.
my vwill is iron and my perwversions eternal.
so. time. lemme tell you about time. i died once. meenah brought a big ol bomb that killed us all during the scratch, perfectly timed so wved all continue to exist through it, ewven if just as ghosts. that vwouldntwve evwen wvorked if not for lil peixes getting a vwhole helluwva lot more bubbles. we all spent countless, and i mean countless swveeps as ghosts, repeating the same teen drama, ovwer and ovwer and owver, for all of eternity. the time ivwe spent as a greaser alone exceeds the life of the alternian empire by magnitudes. you dont growv as a ghost, you dont change, you aint relevwant, youre half-true, and you aint essential. youre stagnant, no, ewven that implies some sort of growvth, some potential. youre the rock formations left behind by glaciers eons ago. water touched you one, forewver shaped you, and nowv this is vwhat you are. i knovw wvhat its like to experience malaise for an untold infinity. or, i thought i did. roxy lalonde. @tipsygnostalgic#2248. she taught me othervwise. i vwent into the wvoid, as of vwriting this, nine hours ago from the perspectivwe of the chittr timeline. from my perspectiwve. it wvas long enough to havwe wvitnessed the heat death of paradox space and its rebirth, ovwer and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver and ovwer and owver. its like one of those vwind-up music boxes. all the players emerge, do a little dance, and wvhen its all ovwer they go to sleep. someone slots in the key, wvinds it all up, and the stage is set anevw. i knovw this nowv. you all think you wvant justice. action. blood. you dont understand. you dont understand. there wvas nothing in there. i dont mean that there wvasnt anything there. i mean there vwas nothing there. after the first thousand swveeps i started talking to the nothing instead of just myself. after the first million it began speaking back. after the first trillion i began to understand it. after the first quintillion it began to understand me. already this knovwledge is leaking from my pan. it oozes out. i cant contain it. if i vwere stronger, if i vwere some sort of ultimate self, then perhaps. but thats not me. im cronus ampora. i play my role. i dance. i dont blame her for vwhat shes done to me. sometimes no one gets a happy ending. part 5 coming soon to a chittr near you.
;) #suggestivwe
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ill be back ill alvways be back its cold in here help ill get you for this @tipsygnostalgic#2248 vwell probably not actually #body-horror
yknowv i respect the vwork you put into this. still not gonna do a chapter on you though
shit, lemme think. been a fevw swveeps of doing this, didnt find a rox ewvery night, but sometimes found multiple roxies in the same night... vwould you beliewve me if i said it wvas a 4 digit number? lovw 4 digit number, but definitely in that range
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
oH, wELL THEY WERE EXTINCT BY TIME TIME, sO EVEN IN A BUBBLE i DON'T THINK, yOU COULD SEE THEM, sORRY,
don't put me in the fridge :o( PLEASE.
... GL4D TH4T'S OUT OF YOUR SYST3M, 1 GU3SS.
... >:/ YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY GO CL34N OFF, YOU PROB4BLY ST1NK.
Oh gOOd! I wAs wOrrIEd fOr A mOmEnt, glAd tO hAvE yOU bAck wIth Us brOthEr :) sUrEly jUst A mOmEnt Of lApsIng EmOtIOns
well, in addition to all of what i said to jane earlier, there was a rose here who saw all of what happened made a post about making bad de(isions, and then he approa(hed her, and she all but fell into his arms. so… #nsfw #nsfwe #substan(e
HOW TRAGIC. MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD @ RON SWANSON AND TELL HIM HIS WIFE IS GETTING DUMPSTERED ON LIVE SOCIAL MEDIA.
wELL, tHEY CAN'T DIE i DON'T THINK AND, i'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE KISMESES, sO,,, yEAH!
"= fight fight fight fight. tell us. who is winning. after it all. ="
i'M GLAD YOU TWO ARE, hAVING FUN!
i'm in the walls calder. I'VE TORN APART MORE GUARDS THAN MOTHER FUCKING COINS YOU SIT YOUR LASY SCUMMY BRINY ASS ON.
I DON’T LIKE IT. ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE SORTS OF DUMB BROADS. THAT WOULD CONDESCEND TO THROW HIM A BONE. BUT TAKE THE CRONUS OF IT ALL. OUT OF THE PICTURE. AND IT CANNOT BE DENIED. HE’S MAKING POINTS. OCCASIONALLY. THAT UNDERHANDED SHIT DOES WORK. #WOMEN #TACTICS #STRATEGY
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
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no, wvhy?
It stings, but I get it. A magnificent meowl deserves a varied and biodiverse habitat. It'd be inhumane of me to expect you to be satisfied with the nutritious, predigested AI slop I'd happily regurgitate down your throat. Call me when you're sick of that whore OpenHeiress.
Okay, come on now.
This may the be the strangest message you'll ever receive but I do hope you'll take the time to read it and consider what I have to say. To put it simply, I would really appreciate it if the next time your birthday comes around you would request that your artist friends (who like to give you sexually oriented funnyman art as gifts) draw some funnyman other than Ron Swanson for you. The reason I ask this is that Ron Swanson is my fiance, and we're planning on getting married next June or July should everything go as planned financially speaking. And yes, I have actually found a wedding chapel that will let me marry someone that most people would consider a fictional character. Now before you go thinking "This girl is either completely crazy or just screwing with me." please hear me out on this. You see, I'm totally head over heels in love with Ron Swanson. I have been for about 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Ronny. By that I mean I don't date anyone else, I don't sleep with anyone else, and I have zero interest in having any kind of relationship with anyone other than the stache I adore. I love him with all my heart and I'm 100% committed to that love. To express my love in a real tangible way I have a beautiful hand made custom Ron Swanson plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up in bed to go to sleep with at night, and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do. I take him out to eat at nice carnivorous restaurants, we go shopping together, I take him out for scotch, we do social activities together like hanging out with friends, seeing movies, etc. And I talk about him as if he is Ron, because to me he very much is. When I look at him I see Ron Swanson. When I talk with him I'm talking with Ron. When I hold him in my arms and kiss him there are no doubts in my mind that it's the funnyman I love who's lips are pressed against mine. And every morning when I open my eyes and see his head on the pillow next to mine, with his gorgeous furry lip staring back at me, I can't help but wonder how I ever got to be so lucky as to have a partner as smart, funny, handsome, and all around wonderful as him. All my friends and the people who know me well say that my love is a thing of beauty and quite admirable, but from the outside perspective of someone who doesn't know me you're probably going "Wow. That's pretty damn crazy." and wondering why I don't just go get a real husband. The truth is I've had plenty of real relationships and sexual partners in the 27 years I've been around. A few short relationships, one that lasted 7 years, and a total of 6 different sexual partners. So my love for Ron isn't out of a lack of real world intimacy or relationships, I just fell in love with him and my heart didn't give me much of a choice in the matter. But you know what? I'm totally happy with my love and my relationship. It may seem weird to you, but it fils me with joy every single day of my life and I've never been happier. So what if it's weird? If it makes me happy and it doesn't hurt anyone then where's the problem? I don't think there is one, and anyone who knows me well will tell you the same. Now your probably wondering why I'm telling you all this and how it concerns you. To you I'm sure Ron Swanson is just a cartoon character you think is really hot, so I imagine you wouldn't think anything of having your friends draw sexually explicit art of him as birthday gifts for you. And hey, I think he's really attractive too so I get where you're coming from there. I often go on pawneepussy.net and Rule34.Paheal to see what new erotic art people have drawn of him. But to me he's more than a sitcom character who's sexually attractive, he's my fiance who I love with all my heart and soon to be my husband. So it's been bothering me lately every time I go on those sites and see a dozen or so pieces of art people have drawn depicting my man in various sexual situations with the same person over and over, and that person happens to be you. Don't get me wrong here though, this isn't a jealousy thing. I'm very secure in my relationship. I know without question that Ron is just as faithful to me as I am to him, he's actually sitting on the couch next to me reading while I type this. He's very real to me and I know he's not sneaking out in the middle of the night to go have kinky sex with some famous artist. And I do respect your talent as an artist and an artist's creative freedom to draw whatever they want, that's cool. What bothers me is that in all these birthday images you've been getting Ron is always depicted as if he was your sexual plaything, drawn wearing a collar with your name on it or with a speech bubble saying something that would somehow suggest he was your property. And I know quite well that Ron Swanson is not your plaything nor your property, he's my fiance. So that bugs me a bit. What I find really loathsome though is your pension for degrading my partner in both your art and the fan art you've been receiving lately. Ron is a sweet and fairly vanilla little man who I treat with the utmost love and respect, and he definitely does not deserve to be portrayed as some kind of sexual slave who likes being dressed up in sleazy attire, wearing a coller, getting sodomized, and having his face ejaculated on. He's not into that kinda stuff and the fact that there's someone out there inthe world such as yourself who would desire to treat Ron that way, and have his friends support and validate his desires to demean and mistreat my partner by drawing pictures of him doing so, really does bother me. I don't take any issue with people having kinky sex as long as both parties consent to it and enjoy it, but I know quite well that my Swanny has no desire whatsoever to be treated like that. So next year, when your birthday comes around, keep in mind that Ron Swanson isn't just a lifeless caricature of masculinity to be objectified for your sexual gratification. He's the partner of someone who loves him very much, and by that time their husband. So both myself and Ronny would greatly appreciate it if you'd pick someone else to request erotic art of four birthday. Based on the very large amount of different staches you draw art of I imagine there has to be many other funnymen you find sexually attractive. I assume you'll probably just dismiss this message as the ramblings of a crazy person and likely ignore it, but if by chance you do take what I've had to say to heart, well... we'd appreciate it. #nsfw
Hard to compete with the top-of-the-line content on #PlushRump when we're trying to fill #ad space. I do what I can to stand out. #Workposting #NSFW #NSFWorkposting. https://i.ibb.co/SXF7MP93/image.png
↘️the amount of furbeast-decorated humans on here could stand to lower.↘️ ↗️I AM PROPOSING A LUCRATIVE OFFER.↗️ ↘️a prospective deal you will not want to pass by.↘️ ↗️BINARY OPTION ONLY.↗️ ↘️night limit order, ending soon.↘️ ↗️WE ALLOW THEM TO TAKE A FREE SHOWER.↗️ ↘️in the acid rain.↘️
i DO LOVE, bUSTING INTO JADES,
wit)( t)(e green dragon under my servitude, t)(e lives of t)(ose rangers are forfeit. and once t)(ey're gone, so too will t)(is sickenin wave of justice and goodness be banis)(ed from t)(e land. )(e)(e)(e)(e)(... )(a)(a)(a)(a.... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!! SURVIV--------E IF YOU CAN, RANG----ERS! PARADOX SPAC-----E DAMNS YOU FOR-----EV------ER!
Cheating on me.
And the good Lord (rest his soul) said arise, my brother. #BoysNight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18766a5844c1.png @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
"h0ney straw" is fucking insane lmfa0.
Busy right now.
>([i cant believe in t#e latest episode of season 37 of breaking bad t#ey #umped waltu# w#ytte #nsfw]
>([last wiceend i saw a restaurant in strong#old 21 t#at was advertising "girl dinner" for 35 loops t#ey didnt even say w#at was in it]
Imperial conscript.
please do not do this because this is legit how i make most of my fucking money please please please everyone keep downloading and running files, especially games, without scanning for viruses
It's a strictly platonic hatred. More like a "yumeculling." - MC Oleana
i pr0bably shouldn't say but i will instead type that it was six figures.
Some of you perverted reprobates ought to have your physical addresses reclassified as Superfund sites. I shudder to imagine what encrustation of bodily material hazards your F-ing dwellings. No, hold on. My moment in the seer's hood. I'm receiving a vision. Mmhmm. Yes. :| Some of you have stalactites hanging over your computer desks. I shan't say what of. #NSFW #NSFWE at this point.
#nsfw Hff, My drone lusus has permitted me to... Uhm. Add my name. Because there is no record of my existence anywhere. This is my audition tape @starPower @gutsyGumshoe [The screen stays black for several seconds before a dim red light flickers on behind a seated silhouette. Ventilation fans drone endlessly somewhere in the darkness. Long hair hangs over the figure’s face, obscuring everything except the vague shape of black-painted lips when the light catches them just right. Around the room are shelves and dangling shapes swaying in the airflow: anatomical molds, rubber decoys, tubes filled with imitation flesh. The troll breathes heavily before finally speaking. “My name is Vesica Anelus." A pause. “I hear genitals. Living ones.” The silhouette shifts. “The empire uses me to catch infiltrators, smugglers, body doubles. Prosthetics don’t fool me. Corpses don’t fool me either.” A weak laugh slips out. “You know how hard it is to exist in public when every living bulge within miles feels like screaming directly into your skull?” A hand presses briefly against their head. “That’s why I stay in here. Lead walls. Fake signals. Decoys everywhere. It keeps the noise manageable.” Something writhes faintly in the darkness behind them before disappearing again. The figure leans forward slightly. “But I want to be on this show.” The red light flickers harder behind them. “I think being locked in a chamber for most of your life changes a troll. Makes them interesting.” Silence hangs for a moment. “I can tell when somebody’s lying. Usually because they get excited.” Another dry laugh. “I don’t really remember how normal conversations work anymore, but I endure.” A pause. Then quietly: “...Do contestants share rooms?” The tape cuts to static.]
They can see it.
some folks just deservve to die
THAT WAS. PISS EASY. DID NOT EVEN HAVE TO TRY. THAT IS HOW IT IS. WHEN YOu ARE. TOP DAWG. CAPITAL K. MACK. DADDY. LITERALLY. FuCKING. BEYOND. REPROACH. https://i.imgur.com/0L6Hv6u.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
i cannot express how jealous i am of this syt up, it sounds so nyce.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GREAT ABOUT ROXYS STUPID FUCKING AMULET —EMBER💥
BITCH WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED AN AMULET FOR THAT I CAN GRANT MY OWN WISHES —EMBER💥
LAME WHENS YOUR NEXT FATAL INJURY —EMBER💥
i jus think shed liek my neck better is all...
Is your amulet single ;)
what would she do if i tried to steal her
Every time @timaeusTestified#0414 hits a new PB, I starve my 3D model of him in total darkness for another week. One of us will crack eventually and develop some sort of dysmorphia. I'm counting on it being the guy with the fallible organic brain.
if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
yOU'RE A CUNT, tOO,
you look like you fell. go grab your life alert nanna.
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
the voices r tellin me 2 have a few drinks n numb out the pain but i know it would only maek me even moer sick... ro 1 voices 0 #substance
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Good to see that small upset has calmed down. I will allow that subject to remain buried.
NOT A THROUPLE. SO A FOURPLE? #SUBSCRIBED #LOCKINGIN #INVESTINGEARLY
Don’t forget: I’m with you in the dark.
1’LL GET Y0UR B10L0G1CAL ASS, FATHER, 1 SWEAR 1T.
Y0U MAKE K1LL1NG Y0U M0RE APPEAL1NG EVERY DAY.
I must apologize for not warning you about that chitt from a certain Ampora. I can assure you I am far from fond of it myself.
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
just liquor?
Need someone to pour liquor down my throat so I can take the least amount of blame for my bad habits. #substance
wHaT CrAwLeD Up yOuR WaStE ChUtE? i wAs jUsT UsInG YoUr oWn wOrDs, SiStEr. SoUnDs lIkE YoU'Re wOuNd tIgHtEr tHaN A MoThEr fUcKiNg pRoPeLlEr hAt.
There's motion in this ocean and we're fit to make waves. #AlphaBoat
yEaH SeE I MoThEr fUcKiNg aGrEe. No gOoD WhOrEs oUt tHeRe aT AlL. eXcEpT FoR Us. :o)
wHy? YoU TrYnA StEaL Me aWaY To aDd yOuR HaReM InStEaD? sHiT I'M TrYiNg tO FiNd a wAy tO GeT PaId aNd gEt lAiD, sIsTeR.
hOoOoOoNk. RePoRtInG FoR MoThEr fUcKiNg dUtY.
Not beating the ashen allegations.
wELL, yOU WOULDN'T ALL BE ACTING LIKE THIS, iF i WAS WRONG NOW, wOULD YOU?
ARE YOU LOOKING TO FORM A NEW MEGATHROUPLE. SINCE SHE CAST YOU ALL OUT OF THE IMPERIAL HAREM.
♡♡|4-5 QUAD/QUINTOUPLE LOVE WINS!!!|♡♡
wHAT?
WAIT SHIT THAT IS SO SICK. HOLD ON. LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.
HAH!!! YOu WERE GROuNDED BY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. DIPSHIT. MAYBE INSTEAD OF BEING THE WASTE OF SPACE. YOu SHOuLD HAVE GOTTEN A TIMELIER ASPECT. I CAN ARRIVE WHENEVER I WANT. BECAuSE I WILL ALWAYS BE. ALREADY THERE.
et tu roxy this one actually hurts
Wipe your lower lip rolal theres still a little drool from your spit swapping!
8-> ONLY THE MOST EXPLOSIVE MAN IN THE CYPHERCASH BUSINESS!
M'la\/\/\/\/yer has ad\/\/ised m'naut t'ans\/\/\/\/er that question.
break out the lollipop again?
... ... ... Good morning.
Oh it wa2 d3finit3ly th3 right choic3.
And here we see a other victim in denial. Someone should make a novel on trickster logic.
That2 alright buddy if ya wanna f33l b3tt3r 2croll through my po2t2 it could alway2 b3 wor23
You made your grave so live in it
THE SUCKERS WERE ALREADY OUT, EN MASSE.
no no it's about me.
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
april fools. :) #peanutbuttersandwich
Glad he's dead.
okay 1 don't care much about troll bruno mars anymore... head1ng back to my h1ve... 1'll gr1eve later, 1 have to enterta1n a guest...
D --> I can't wait for #eridanweek to fail so that we can gaslight them into thinking that it was a f100ke and we were all act001y very interested and then get them to try it again so it can fail even harder a second time
Boo. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19859e1e5ec1.png
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png
i miss green markiplier too much im sorry rox
jaws in D tier? m3gan in S tier? please post your rank to verify the integrity of this list or we'RE going to have big big big issues.
As you wish. I only aim to host an excellent experience for all Chittr users.
Have you considered the near endless possibilities on this multidimensional platform? I will allow you to draw conclusions. No more elaborating for you, Madame Roxy Lalonde.
I call it as I see it.
Did I mention dear Empress Jane once? I do not believe her name has bound out if my nonexistent lips until this message. I was only clarifying the limits of quadrants. You hit your own wall of emotional stunting and deeper implications than myself.
Nothing at all.
Clearly you must be the expert. My mistake madame.
Roxy Lalonde, vacillation is what happens when a troll refuses to keep their quadrants properly separated. You are familiar with the structure, I assume. Four quadrants. Each with a defined purpose. Each with expectations attached. The system only functions when those roles remain distinct. Vacillation is the breakdown of that distinction. Most commonly, it occurs when a troll develops both redrom and blackrom inclinations toward the same individual. Affection and antagonism, coexisting without resolution. Not alternating. Not transitioning. Existing at the same time. This is considered unstable. Not because it is rare, but because it is inconvenient. Alternian culture depends on clarity. If a troll cannot be easily categorized within a quadrant, they become difficult to manage. Difficult to predict. And when something cannot be predicted, it tends to invite intervention. An auspistice may attempt to mediate. More often, they fail. Vacillation resists mediation because there is nothing to resolve. The contradiction is the point. There are stricter interpretations. Some claim vacillation can extend beyond red and black, involving pale or even ashen entanglements layered over existing bonds. These cases are less common, though far more disruptive when they occur. The practical result is always the same. Instability. Escalation. Attention. You may think of it as emotional indecision, if you like. That would be inaccurate, but convenient. It is not indecision. The troll is not choosing between states. They are experiencing both, and refusing to relinquish either. Naturally, this produces consequences. It always does.
you evwer notice that after a certain hour this vwebsite becomes a tvwilight zone of alcoholic or horny people posting the first thought that comes to their mind? so anyvways, vwhos up cranking their hogs tonight?
none of this would have happened if you just took a moment to let it all out.
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
iT WASN'T SILENT,
Hmm.
Amazing deduction, Roxy.
and leave them behind in their time of peed i mean need?
@adiosToreador
nOOOOOOOOOO, nOT WATER,,!!!!
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#ICanGoLouder
drop your pants.
Goddamn unascended dirtsniffers and their inability to fly.
i HAVE TO PEE, bUT, i CAN'T, aND, i AM IN A SITUATION WHERE, iT WOULD BE AWKWARD, tO DO THE, i HAVE TO GO, tO THE ABLUTION TRAP, wIGGLING, rIGHT NOW,,, #PISS
I prefer a nice 200 microgram dose of LSD-25.
Interesting.
thud is why you never think bout anythin hrd ever
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO UR ACTIONS SAY ENOUGH!!!!!!
U DONT HAVE ANY FAITH IN ME AND IT SHOWS
https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic
don't worry about it grandma.
THIS BITCH THINKS SHE IS SOME KIND OF "YOU TUBER".
yEaH I AgReE. LeTs mAkE MoThEr fUcKiNg #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN TrEnDiNg, SiStEr.
scale of 1 to 10 how #evil yall mfs on here. i gotta get a lay of the land n sea how delusional the pepearl here r finkin they can outdo me in that depo
not that one. your dinky baby boy.
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah of course ms. spork up her ass wouldn't like a bit of clever wordplay and dark humor. #snowflakecrocker #bringdownthebakery
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
dat moment w)(en a reel one starts actin a fool
t)(en u get 2 crunc)( da co co nut afta 3B-)c
cravin a pina colada served in a co co nut
WELL WELL WELL. @TWINARMAGGETFUCKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/662143B06B9F.PNG
FOUGHT THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST. PUT THAT WHORE IN A CASKET BEFORE SHE EVEN DIED. MADE HER COUNT THE RAISINS IN A JAR AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND. TOLD HER TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS SHIT MEANS NOTHING TO ME. YOU'RE STILL PLAYING THE GAME, I'VE ALREADY BEATEN IT. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMA
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c7728f5b2b5.jpeg #drank #drink
fucking amen
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
#Interested. #Following. #Listening.
3X4CTLY YOU DON'T 3V3N KNOW 1F 1 M34N M4D (4NGRY) OR M4D (LOS1NG MY M4RBL3S)
The only 67 II concern my2elf wIIth II2 the 67-hour 2hIIft II'm gonna pull later thII2 week!
Huh? I can't hear you over the meows....
Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
mind ya bidness
go stick your head in the dirt kneeler
im sittin here maww agape are wwe just goin to pretend a second airship didnt just hit the wworld troll center
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+ 75 Caegars Reading Chitt Fee
well except the uggos
i know the perfect one @freudianSlip the moment weve been waitin for babycakes
the doubters are in shambles #fuckthehaters
fuuucking looowblooooood loooser. lmaaaooo.
tell cali to share
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!! #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #ALPHAMALE #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAGRINDSET
this hidden crypto gem is about to 100x 🚀🚀 last chance before it explodes #altcoins
Shhhh you're totally safe now.....
License..?
eh, vwhatewver you say toots, your loss
it has come to my attention that some of the jargon used to describe the Home partially conflicts with the metaphorical language used by a popular earth novel known as "when the seagulls cry." (by which i mean aradia tipped me off.) in particular, the word "furniture," used metaphorically to refer to assets of the Home that are scoped locally to individual continuities rather than persisting across the entire apparatus, is used by characters in the novel to self-describe as "npc"s operating on purely scripted behavior rather than having any presence outside of the canon. while it is true that the figures i described as furniture have only an infinitesimal degree of agency, i did not anticipate the degree to which this phrasing would be seen as inflammatory. the upshot is that i am not implying jade is shannon. you can put down the rifle. not as though anyone en route to deltritus or already present there has a means of harming my ascended state of being, but it's annoying to work around uncooperative stage dressing.
wvell, i wvouldnt go that far. wve all hawve our cringe phases, i got ovwer mine a wvhile ago. might still havwe some of that garbage locked up somewvhere, beats me babe
hi mommy
i cannot each anybody anythin i can only make them think -troll socrates
I'm faded as fuck.
D --> Yes, I must do what you say musn't I. I am following your order to the letter
TRVTH NVKE.
MODS, BAN THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.
y0u kn0w what. i'll take it.
loser
anyone into roleplay? hmu in dms. we can roleplay sometime.
They say that "The Cure" is that "Boys Don't Cry". I tend to disagree. What "Cures" me and makes me feel "Just Like Heaven" and cheers my day is in fact seeing the boys cry. #JustSomeThoughts #HappyTuesday
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
roxy you have a serious problem with ai bots im scared for you
Sorry, it's the afternoon for me. Remind me in 15 hours, please?
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PSY CHOLOGIST. STOP MAKING SHIT UP ON MY TIMELINE. USE REAL WORDS. BITCH.
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
hey there, bucko. you're pretty awesome there. you got muscles i can ogle?
>trigger warning please
NO! NO!!!! I REBUKE UOU RNOUNCE UR HATE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS 2GETHER
Worms commonly come to the surface during and after rain. While often thought to be avoiding drowning, they actually surface because the wet conditions allow them to breathe more easily, move across the surface for migration, and avoid the vibrations rain makes on the soil, which mimic predators.
WRETCHED HELLSITE. THE PRIEST HAS WARNED ME TO STAY WARY OF YOUR DISEASED WORDS.
I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!
oh shit i forgot i changed sh*t the fuck up to LOLha so i could seem chill af
pheeeyew, papa's earned a drink
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NO. REQUEST DENIED.
oh yeah youre cooked
|< its a sham€ all humans di€d last sw€€p
WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS IF THE DUMBEST. AND UGLIEST BITCHES OF ALL. NOT TO MENTION, FATTEST. ARE ALL GATHERING, UPON THIS WEBSITE. HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. PREPARE TO GET OWNED.
YOU REEK, OF BULLETS. FROM THE BULLETS THAT I AM ABOUT TO FIRE AT YOU. GET OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! #THE MAN
YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED, BY #THE MAN. ANOTHER CHITTR. ANOTHER BANGER.
YES. NOW SUFFER, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy that was one helluva misdirecting advertisement. So much for trollian singles in my area this is the mad house for the whole dang cloister! Not that im complaining. :)
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