roxy lalonde
@tipsyGnostalgic
"holy shit r u the real rogue of void" that just kinda depends man (any pronouns LOL) #theladiesman #thewarlock
It's like he doesn't even know me. Sent from my Cybertruck
so im guessin u WERENT into the snail trail line.....
i'm beginning to thynk that being voidbound means that the most deeply held desyres or dreams one has are always going to be unfulfylled. #personal
man ok
Please pardon my unexplained absence. I am residing somewhere of my own free will. I am not being extorted by the Church of Skaiantology. My return will be timely. #Safe #Free #Timely #Lawful
LOLLLLLL alright janey u jokester!! w/e u gotta do! but im sure those pics of u from the NYE party or whatever theyre holdin u up for arent thattt bad ;)))) except i wouldnt rly remember bc of that lampshade i was wearing the whole time lmfao
ranking everyone by how well they give pets! 1. nepeta leijon 2. roxy lalonde 3. kanaya maryam 4. calliope 5. jane crocker 6. john egbert 7. feferi peixes 8. davepetasprite^2 9. jake english 10. rose lalonde 11. tavros nitram 12. nannasprite 13. dave strider 14. aradia megido 15. porrim maryam 16. meulin leijon 17. terezi pyrope 18. dad 19. the dolorosa 20. the disciple 21. casey 22. serenity 23. ms. paint 24. davesprite 25. fefetasprite 26. jaspersprite 27. jasprosesprite^2 28. jade harley 29. karkat vantas 30. sollux captor 31. latula pyrope 32. the signless 33. the summoner 34. peregrine mendicant 35. wayward vagabond 36. parcel mistress 37. white queen 38. tavrisprite 39. erisolsprite 40. gcatavrosprite 41. arquiusprite 42. jadesprite 43. rosesprite 44. the mayor 45. mom lalonde 46. grandpa harley 47. grandma english 48. bro strider 49. mituna captor 50. rufioh nitram 51. damara megido 52. meenah peixes 53. aranea serket 54. equius zahhak 55. horuss zahhak 56. kankri vantas 57. vriska serket 58. dirk strider 59. the ψiioniic 60. neophyte redglare 61. e%ecutor darkleer 62. the handmaid 63. marquise spinneret mindfang 64. orphaner dualscar 65. the grand highblood 66. the condesce 67. snowman 68. clover 69. biscuits 70. doze 71. eggs 72. fin 73. itchy 74. matchsticks 75. quarters 76. sawbuck 77. stitch 78. trace 79. crowbar 80. cans 81. clubs deuce 82. hearts boxcars 83. diamonds droog 84. spades slick 85. aimless renegade 86. writ keeper 87. white king 88. black queen 89. black king 90. courtyard droll 91. draconian dignitary 92. hegemonic brute 93. jack noir 94. weird guy 95. colonel sassacre 96. fedorafreak 97. sweet bro 98. hella jeff 99. geromy 100. charles dutton 101. guy fieri 102. nicolas cage 103. barack obama 104. maplehoof 105. vodka mutini 106. jaspers 107. pounce de leon 108. tinkerbull 109. aurthour 110. crabdad 111. seahorse dad 112. pyralspite 113. dragonmom 114. spidermom 115. glbgolyb 116. the mother grub 117. lil seb 118. sawtooth 119. squarewave 120. liv tyler 121. bunny 122. god cat 123. halley 124. typheus 125. cetus 126. hephaestus 127. echidna 128. hemera 129. nyx 130. yaldabaoth 131. abraxas 132. morpheus 133. cronus ampora 134. eridan ampora 135. gamzee makara 136. doc scratch 137. caliborn 138. lil cal 139. lord english
look ma! im frigging movin up in the world as we speak :)
Come now, diehard genwunners and tryhard genfourers. In the blazing saddle that is the heat death of your collective common senses, I alone sit cool enough to deliver upon you my boon of truth. The generational gap that divides the stocky, hardy build of original pones and their younger, more demure and lithe counterparts, is smaller than we think. Widened solely by the iron hoofbeat of Hasbrother, your flaccid minds have suffered too long, unenlightened, victims to propaganda of the most derivative sort. So, ponies. A handful of guys have lost the plot in their recognition of PSO (pony shaped objects) and have therefore been immediately jumping to discredit each other in either direction, but I think this handy chart irons shit right out. I've removed all the unnecessary wrinkles from both the timeline of evolution and your over-active brain. I've rendered my thoughts into something easily consumable and non-mealy, and helpfully excised the fat from my point with a blade so steadfast that they're calling me the next Hidetoshi Hasegawa. It's apples all the way down over here. Our genetic forebarers begin with the draft pony of generation one days. Mature, rotund, impossible to blow over with a stiff breeze, with eyes spaced apart to accommodate their prey instincts and strokes to the snout alike. They're more feral, untrained, wild. The canon of the show that contains them will implore you to consider them civilized (or worse yet, friends) but there's no denying that the heavyset builds of these fat little fuckers is purely an archaic trait. One, two, skip a few. The middle details don't matter because no guy ever has considered generation two anymore than a drastic oversight by the marketing department, which is to say, God. Generation two brought the stretched amalgamation of hate itself to the forefront, all small snouts and glittering eyes like a dog with a deviated septum and eye boogers. It was admirable, but a return to form occurred with generation three for a reason. Remember, evolution isn't always linear. Sometimes we try, play, frolick, and then revert for our own sake. Common fuckin' sense. Big ups to everyone involved for realizing that, yo. It sucked. Anyway. Evolution and retaining your juvenile traits for the sake of appeal, a masterclass in neotony and a saving grace for the fourth gen daughters born from the gaping wound between Hasbro's legs. Dogs do it, cats do it, salamanders do it, and ponies are no exception. Denote the eyes that consume approximately 25% of the pony's cavernous skull, and the ability for them to aim their pupils forward without so much biological belly aching. The smaller build, the thinner limbs, the kawaii way their hooves blend seamlessly from the stumps they walk on, like they're not even there. Clear improvements, clear symbiotic potential for soft-hearted dudebronies and weepy eyed pegasisters. The ideal genetic masterpiece, and yet. Unable to exist without its original context, the blueprint, the mother Eve and her first filly. Drop a like if you made it to the end and read all that nonsense.
if u think about it this is kinda like how they started givin pikachu lipo between consoles
holy shit!!!! i didnt kno these were gonna start comin out :DDD #omg #us
tbh as long as she didnt cake up my old earthy artifact sega saturn (++ i get my lil guy beastmode spellyowler whiskey sour of da encapsulated prism prison back) (like rly rly soon) (jane.) then its ***GENUINELY*** fine lmfao idek why some of you r so pissed abt this
.......... @gutsyGumshoe ok so i need to ask you something
Have you bitten into your console collection recently??
hav☤ng cake for f⛎︎rn☤t⛎︎re doesn’t so⛎︎nd so bad.
um no also unrelated 2 anything we were just talkin about are u able to fix a chipped tooth orrrr wut....
tbh its got its pros & cons :)
-- Chittr, Am I The Asshole? -- I (25F, Creator) recently visited a friend (25NB, Creator) for dinner in their home. When they excused themselves to the powder room, I rose from the table and began to strategically captchalogue pieces of furniture and decor (37), leaving a hyper-realistic cake (Sour cream poundcake; Ermine frosting; Fondant) replica in their stead. Upon their return, we resumed our conversation and concluded our evening together. This was two months ago. Now, I am being leveled with accusations of holding the genuine household articles ransom as I have not yet disclosed which items are indeed cake, and not every replica is a load-bearing seat by which the natural processes of discovery may unveil the impostors! And also a minor infestation of mold on the upholstery. Why I think I might be "The Asshole:" One of the articles is the preserved tomb of a mutated feline whom may or may not have held some personal significance to my unnamed friend. In my defense: I was field testing a new technique to replicate the glassy exterior of the cube.
No.
tHEN, nTA, tWO MONTHS IS PLENTY OF TIME, tO HAVE TESTED EACH ITEM, iN THEIR HIVE,
janey..... all im gonna say rn is that i rly rly RLY need mr whiskey sour of the encapsulated prison prismz back... like rn ._______.
tbh i dont think this is a mad unfair view of it or anything like i can see both sides gonna need mah guy back tho #PLZ
kay so in her defense!!! lol! im actually learning that a LOOOOOOOT of shit can b caked rn
ok so in defense of op........ i kinda maybe MISSED some of these cakeables bc ive sorta either been in da lab/the good ol gamer basement for like a month n a half mayhaps
i understand why a 3rd party might feel this way but to be tbh theres kinda some ~nuance~ here
(psssssst hey eridan could u cast me a teleprotation spell on beastcaster whiskey sour of the encapsulated prison prismz)
(like it doesnt even have 2 be a big cool one it can just be kind of like a casual chill one ykwim)
k wait...... tavvy uve BEEN to my hive u know how much junk i have in here!!!!! lmao! id need like 2 sweeps! except atp thered be more mold in my wizerd landing then probably... :(
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the nite) "i built a bulletin board without a message. ...brick road" —brick road (AKA the dungeon man) from earthbound for the snes #Inspiring #ForGamers #FUUUUUUUCK #THATSTRUTHO #HEDID
I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL. THESE ARE IN-JOKES. I DO NOT uNDERSTAND.
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
u ever heard of video games
tavvy the ways in which we continue 2 understand each other on these deep fukkin levels is actually & genuinely amazeballs..... ur litrally right this IS deep
o greeniborn...... i want 2 play a game live or download this random snes emulator i just compiled :) MAKE UR CHOICE LOL
nahhh u just become a gamer for lyfe which is arguably worse 2 some..... NOWWWWW MAKE UR ~CHOICE~