♠ hated by @ectoBiologist
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
࣪⊹₊˚{ no offense.... but i just dont think a man could underst+ #cuperotting the way a #deepmaid does }~n~{ #facts #gillbloggers #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HUM4NS F4MOUSLY H4T3 H4V1NG R3DUND4NT 4ND N4RROWLY US3FUL UN1TS OF M34SUR3M3NT. 4NYW4Y, 1'M F1V3 F33T 4ND ON3 1NCH T4LL. >:]
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
Yeah good luck with that one pal. That would involve them actually getting their shit together.
don't worry about it my man just some shit beyond our ken and you gotta accept it and get on with your life you dig that's just trollbama
hope youre doin ok today man :(
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Hoo hoo hoo!
｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽｀*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (；Д；) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ﾉω；`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ﾉ´Д｀)ﾉ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´･ω･`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]