♣ mediated by @ectoBiologist

Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png

Well, I'm glad you're paying attention~. O~U
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.

i love being an obedient dog :)

Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif

hope youre doin ok today man :(


Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.

i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach

Hoo hoo hoo!
