♦ pitied by @ectoBiologist
i havent had kids in my timeline honestly i dont even have a partner but occasionally my mind drifts to my alts and how theres just a hole in existence of someone who should exist but isnt there thoughts like that... they leave me in stasis for awhile #existential
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
࣪⊹₊˚{ no offense.... but i just dont think a man could underst+ #cuperotting the way a #deepmaid does }~n~{ #facts #gillbloggers #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
if we cool hate this chitt rn
࣪⊹₊˚{ EW!!!! }*ᯅ*{ whyd you use the poor person name four it???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i was just fluked up over the fact that you used a microwave four it like some kind of barbaric kitchen stooge.... ummmm.... }~_~{ }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hope youre doin ok today man :(
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Hoo hoo hoo!
My ears are ringing. This will not stop me from practicing with my violin tonight, but it will make me say 'eugh' from discomfort every now and then.
NOT ANYMORE.