johnny windsock
@ectoBiologist
bluhh so lame. what do you even put in these? i was dragged here kicking and screaming, but follow me if you like movies from a bygone era and sweet pictures of ghosts and cryptids.
holy shit. h0ly shit. holy shit. listen r0se was talking about glitch hunting and that made me think tw0 check my game camera and THERE IT IS. *Footage of a still-looking patch of woods. A few seconds in, a red circle highlights a dark silhouette moving through the trees farthest from the camera.* i TOLD yall cryptids were real.
THIS IS SO MAJOR. years of believing in the shadow yeti are finally paying off! i can't believe this. i need to sit down.
j0hn egbert being based, you l0ve two see it.
i am so stoked about this that i won't even derail the whole thing by asking "based on what?" right now.
to-do list: - take shower. - do not kill self. - have something yummy for lunch to make up for slop breakfast. - probably sleep another 18 hours. obligatory #cw-self-harm.
do1ng some back-read1ng as research and why does th1s guy have a fake human-style pregnancy arc
i don't know. i feel like it's some kind of dumb joke about aliens, like how terezi pretends gog and jegus are a thing.
shamelessly repostin this 1 for the night crew ;3 #nsfw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
lIKE THIS POST IF, yOU THINK i AM #BASED AND #EPIC,
Run it back then...
My quadrants are open, by the way~.
i don't think i have to. he's probably just going to read this.
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
oh, sweet. trolls have medieval times theatre too. does alternian medieval times also have a little squire guy that follows the horses around to quickly snatch unexpected turds wherever they fall?
if you accidentally made a post on this site on your phone while it was in your back pocket, that would be butt-chitting. that would be chitting from your butt.
Thank goodness for your wisdom. We would never have known the answer to this question otherwise.
i dont want to hear about people chitting from their butt...........
that's what i'm saying. i don't think anyone wants to hear about that!
i do what i do for the good of the people, rose. i am basically like a philosopher.
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
this is horrifying to read. not the piss part, but the birthday clown part. it's like my own personal twilight zone episode. i'm genuinely freaked out right now. my heebies are jeebied. CLOWN COLLEGE? i'm gonna be sick. it's like someone worded a wish on the monkey's paw poorly and everything got all screwed up. how did this happen?
are any trolls on earth-c actually going by alternian solar sweeps? that seems super confusing. i feel like we don't need more than one unit to describe how long it takes for our planet to revolve around the sun.
HUM4NS F4MOUSLY H4T3 H4V1NG R3DUND4NT 4ND N4RROWLY US3FUL UN1TS OF M34SUR3M3NT. 4NYW4Y, 1'M F1V3 F33T 4ND ON3 1NCH T4LL. >:]
okay. solid clap back, but while you are down there please tell me about the narrow usefulness of tracking your age with a unit of measurement for a different planet's revolution around a different sun.
1 M34N. DO YOU KNOW TH3 B4CKSTORY OF HOW TH3Y D3C1D3D 4N 1NCH W4S TH4T LONG? OFF P4N? 1 H34R 1T'S B4S3D ON TH3 C1RCUMF3R3NC3 OF TH3 PL4N3T OR SOM3TH1NG BUT 1T'S NOT L1K3 TH3 4V3R4G3 HUM4N UND3RST4NDS OR C4R3S WH4T TH4T 4CTU4LLY M34NS. 4ND Y3T YOU ST1LL S4Y STUFF 1S FOUR 1NCH3S LONG! (YOU PROB4BLY S4Y TH4T P4RT1CUL4R ON3 F41RLY OFT3N, H3H3.)
For four hundred years the standard unit of measurement of mass was "a big metallic rock in France." The main reason the US uses different units for mass is that their copy of the rock was lost in transit.
it helps that you can measure an inch. you can even measure six of them. most humans didn't even use inches, for the record. that was just a thing they were stubbornly doing in the country i was born in while the rest of the world used the metric system. (happy 4th of july i guess. i don't know what the significance of that is to our current society.) what i'm talking about is using inches when there aren't any rulers that exist anymore. the thing you would use to measure an inch just doesn't exist. it doesn't mean anything! it's fine if you want to call a year a solar sweep, that even sounds kind of awesome, but jade went through a lot of trouble placing earth-c exactly the same distance old earth was from the sun, so the least we could do in gratitude is count by the amount of days it takes to get around it!
ok, but we don't have a united states any more and the earth doesn't take longer to get around the sun if you're a troll.
SO WH4T 1'M H34R1NG 1S TH4T TH3 HUM4NS ONLY CONS1D3R3D TH31R HOM3 COND1T1ONS, D1DN'T 4SK 4NY TROLLS, 4ND TH3N GOT CONFUS3D WH3N TH3 TROLLS H3LD ONTO WH4T L1TTL3 CULTUR3 TH3Y H4V3 L3FT. >:T
I promise what I am saying is not in any way a joke: The literal actual definition of an inch is "2.54 cm." It is already an outdated unit that is defined in terms of another more relevant unit.
technically a foot on earth-c is the length of the white/black queen's feet, also. if we are doing fun facts now.
you are literally one of the twelve trolls that could have spoken up about us making a year be 365 days. :/ the rest of them were babies we made in a lab. i don't think they cared.