johnny windsock
@ectoBiologist
bluhh so lame. what do you even put in these? i was dragged here kicking and screaming, but follow me if you like movies from a bygone era and sweet pictures of ghosts and cryptids.
Every wrong note is like sandpaper against the wrinkles of my brain. Maybe this isn't something to practice right now.
this is how it feels some times when i get the urge to dick around on my old piano. i was so much better at it when i was a kid.
when u want 2 watch a movie but fuck if u know what u want to watch
watch con air
no nerver again
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b72d38192cb.jpg #spooky #awesome
how dId they get that on camera -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
john you total fucking geed come pick up your stupid dumb bitch glasses before somebody else steps on them ⎚-⎚-
for the record you are not a stupid dumb bitch but your glasses are these hurt like a motherfucker come and take them please -⎚-⎚
i think you should try putting them on! that is, unless you shattered them by stomping around like a big fucking idiot.
aw, crap. i flubbed it. i totally beefed this one. it flew right past me and nailed a defenseless troll grub right in the face. it died instantly. this is so messed up, but it's kind of on you for throwing something at a guy with nonety-nonety vision. this one is kind of your fault. fuck i am so sad.
what the fuck have i done the real nonety none visionary was me how can i live like this how am i supposed to oh shit sonics doing that bogo deal on chili dogs again consequences for my actions cancelled
i could never be a vegan. that would mean giving up 7/11 taquitos.
)(as anyone considered t)(e )(umble Coconut today?
one zillion boonbucks or dinner with harry anderson from night court?
I'm fucking harry Anderson #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
nice try, troll gandalf, but i wasn't born yesterday. it literally says your name right there.
No I mean I need him sexually #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
ohh, i see. well, sex with harry anderson wasn't really on the table for this premise, but i suspect that your mastery of majyyks or whatever would be pretty compelling for a legendary magician like H.E.
would you rather have a million dollars or no dollars? think about it.
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
oh man you are such a winner. you are the biggest winner. you are the only person who actually typed out what you were supposed to. congratulations john you're so smart and basically the best.
thank you, john. i guess that i have always been a gamer at heart, basically from birth. not everyone is like us, i think. for some people, a game like this is going to read as a prime opportunity to act like a horse's ass in someone's reply section for no reason. but for me it's like, "oh. i just need to say hi to john. that is so fucking easy. i'm going to win this game right now." and i do that. i just see it and do it. i wish there were a way to help the average online jackass start to see things the way we do.
oh wow you are really smart too! i gotta say john you basically have it all going for you. smart and handsome and good at games. what a great guy.
ok this is going to sound crazy, but i was just thinking eerily similar things about you. what is up with that?
man i don't know it's like we're the same person or something silly like that haha. how crazy would that be?
another win for the jegbert. #awesome
tbh i was born in the wrong generation #trufax
sorry. my aim sucks and that is why they didn't pick me for the base ball team in middle school.
man she rly frickin HATES the whole topic of me n john havin that alt timeline altbabby huh #chittinvaguely
i litrally also just lost the game so like why r we even gettin so mad over it..... cmonnnn were all #gamers here :p
cah mannnnn john is it RLY so wrong of me 2 engage in an ancient human pastime ie makin each other lose the game over n over again