johnny windsock
@ectoBiologist
bluhh so lame. what do you even put in these? i was dragged here kicking and screaming, but follow me if you like movies from a bygone era and sweet pictures of ghosts and cryptids.
why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was... snrk... outstanding in his field. :D
hehehe. hehehehehehe. hahahahahaha! oh man. talk about a gut buster. i literally died laughing and came back to life just to giggle about it again. i'm glad you did this. thank you, john.
big foot just walked past my house.
do u live in the woods or smthing.
-- Chittr, Am I The Asshole? -- I (25F, Creator) recently visited a friend (25NB, Creator) for dinner in their home. When they excused themselves to the powder room, I rose from the table and began to strategically captchalogue pieces of furniture and decor (37), leaving a hyper-realistic cake (Sour cream poundcake; Ermine frosting; Fondant) replica in their stead. Upon their return, we resumed our conversation and concluded our evening together. This was two months ago. Now, I am being leveled with accusations of holding the genuine household articles ransom as I have not yet disclosed which items are indeed cake, and not every replica is a load-bearing seat by which the natural processes of discovery may unveil the impostors! And also a minor infestation of mold on the upholstery. Why I think I might be "The Asshole:" One of the articles is the preserved tomb of a mutated feline whom may or may not have held some personal significance to my unnamed friend. In my defense: I was field testing a new technique to replicate the glassy exterior of the cube.
NTA it is your divvine mandate to carry the flame a convvivvial japery through eternity seein as your blue counterpart wwhose name escapes me right noww wwould rather wwaste awway amongst diminutivve critters than uphold that responsibility
hey dude, frig off. jane and i can both be carrying the flame! it is a huge, olympic-style torch with two handles. she totally couldn't carry it without me.
sOMETIMES i STOP AND THINK,
this is actually very deep, and also so true when you stop to think about it.
haven't felt thii2 much dread 2iince the fuckiing game.
the one you lo2t ju2t now.
went to the gym for uh- kinda the first time? i think i gave one of the gym rats there a headache. dude was NOT prepared to see me outbench him.
i feel like we need to be fair and admit that super strength came with the wind sock. :P
fair to who, dude? dad was freak strong too and he's not exactly god tiered. wait maybe he is. father of awesome. the rarest classpect, stronger even than a lord.
was. maybe he was. shoot.
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Maybe we do need to blow New Jersey up.
i gotta wear crop tops again or youll die
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
wow. i have to say the pregnancy has been very kind to your figure.
1 DON'T KNOW WH1CH JOHN 3GB3RT N33DS TO H34R TH1S R1GHT NOW, BUT 3V3N *1* C4N T3LL TH3 MUST4CH3 1SN'T WORK1NG FOR YOU. >:P
maybe the real bro is inside us all.
oh my god. no... no, it can't be. have i been dave's bro all along?
holy shit. h0ly shit. holy shit. listen r0se was talking about glitch hunting and that made me think tw0 check my game camera and THERE IT IS. *Footage of a still-looking patch of woods. A few seconds in, a red circle highlights a dark silhouette moving through the trees farthest from the camera.* i TOLD yall cryptids were real.
THIS IS SO MAJOR. years of believing in the shadow yeti are finally paying off! i can't believe this. i need to sit down.
j0hn egbert being based, you l0ve two see it.
i am so stoked about this that i won't even derail the whole thing by asking "based on what?" right now.
to-do list: - take shower. - do not kill self. - have something yummy for lunch to make up for slop breakfast. - probably sleep another 18 hours. obligatory #cw-self-harm.
do1ng some back-read1ng as research and why does th1s guy have a fake human-style pregnancy arc
i don't know. i feel like it's some kind of dumb joke about aliens, like how terezi pretends gog and jegus are a thing.
shamelessly repostin this 1 for the night crew ;3 #nsfw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
