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Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
j0hn egbert being based, you l0ve two see it.
this 1s an all time classic ;3 #nsfw #plushiehumping https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/678dc4de01e7.png
shamelessly repostin this 1 for the night crew ;3 #nsfw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
I have to admit, I haven't 'rage-baited' someone in a moment. Is it supposed to be this enjoyable?
True!
Thank goodness for your wisdom. We would never have known the answer to this question otherwise.
i dont want to hear about people chitting from their butt...........
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
man johnny be good dont fuck with me man i aint about that ooky spooky goes bump in the night bullshit there is literally no reason to suggest i have a haunted emulator i got that shit off the second page of google search results there is no fucking way hopefully
HUM4NS F4MOUSLY H4T3 H4V1NG R3DUND4NT 4ND N4RROWLY US3FUL UN1TS OF M34SUR3M3NT. 4NYW4Y, 1'M F1V3 F33T 4ND ON3 1NCH T4LL. >:]
what that is such unmitigated bullshit and you know it the maple clearly makes it like dual typed its dual type egbert its fucking dual type who gives a shit what leaf types are weak to maple makes it resistant maybe i dont fucking know ice type maple is ice type because of canada
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
like this chitt if you wwant to see sir hektor punch the boulder the rest a the wway up the hill
࣪⊹₊˚{ }*ᯅ*{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ NO???? NO!!!! why would you SAY anyyyy of this??? like i cant lie you kind of lost me in the middle + junk there but i could TELL that it was just INSULTING. DEMEEEEANING. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ to imply id lose ANY of my moneycoins. that id STOP.... being part of the watered gentry.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THAT ANYYYYONEEEE WOULD EVER ASSUME I SOME KIND OF FLUKEY }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youuuu are SICK, johnny windsock. you are SICK + DERANGED. }*____*{ i honestly kind of hope your planet makes it.... so that you can LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE CULLOUT POST THATS BRINING FOUR YOU AS WE SPEAK!!!! WATCH YOUR FOUR, DIRT GROPER!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You know your way to a woman's heart, John. Well done.
࣪⊹₊˚{ UM, OKAY. NO? what is your fourking PROBLEM with me???? why would you SAY THAT???? }*____*{ you are sick! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i would NEVER.... EVERRRR.... fall victim to this kind of debasing peasant talk. youre literally crazy. something is WRONGGGG with you!!!! #cullingblock #cullhimnow #NOWWWWUH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
B------)(OLD! It is my nautical t)(emed, nautical music playlist to get you glubbing on t)(is fine day! 38) )(ttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmTw966vwYWc-F4MXmpDUOt)(-Ewtl4cAZN&si=JYi4dsmg2GWRStiV
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay but now that i think about it "the TROLL salt of ALTERNIA," is actually like, a really beautiful thing to say....???? };ᯅ;{ #likewow #mywigglingwaters }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont know why you keep shortening it when "johnny" is literally serviceable + like. ST+ARD. four your hatchstratum }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ .... .... }.o.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ okay yeah i get it now. i am stillll keeping my bets on the meteor though }>_>{ }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm? i dunno who nasa is.... }<_<{ }<_<{ but i feel like you kind of almost called me poor just now so i dont really know what to say except four that my caegies are on the meteor }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so like.... bye joe }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ EW!!!! }*ᯅ*{ whyd you use the poor person name four it???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i was just fluked up over the fact that you used a microwave four it like some kind of barbaric kitchen stooge.... ummmm.... }~_~{ }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
rip to the timeline lol
20K OUTFITSWAP WITH @WOEGOTHIC. 30K AND WE STOP BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS.
i do not think i am versed enough in obama lore (lorbama) to answer this without seeming extra silly.
rah
hope youre doin ok today man :(
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
sO COOL!
i think you will really like it! we have plans for constructing an imax theater too so that we can entice visitors with educational films alongside the kind that are just for fun!!!
you dont understand, sometimes he cusses at me! :( im so heartbroken and scared!!! honestly though it shows how boring their lives must be.
All of these Lord Englishii and other various omnipresent forces are much less intimidating when you are no longer in the game. Oh no, I say flatly, what if he says something mean to me on Chittr?
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Hoo hoo hoo!
My ears are ringing. This will not stop me from practicing with my violin tonight, but it will make me say 'eugh' from discomfort every now and then.
https://i.postimg.cc/2yXmS8P6/image-2026-06-12-175151674.png The Egbert's are surrounding me.
BEHOLD. FELT MANOR’S NEWEST AND SHINIEST STAR. A TROLL SO TRUSTING. HE NEITHER SHUTS THE DOOR TO HIS RESPITEBLOCK. NOR TAKES HIS PALMHUSK FROM THE STICKBALL TABLE. WHEN HE RETIRES FOR THE LIGHT. A TROLL SO SUICIDALLY STUPID. HE POSTS HIS MANAGER’S UPSKIRT SHOTS ON THE TIMELINE. A TROLL SO BRAVE. OR SO BRAIN DAMAGED. HE GETS IN A POSTING WAR. WITH A TIME TRAVELING MEGABITCH. FEAST YOUR BULBS. ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. JUST NOW. CAPTURED LATE LAST LIGHT. BEFORE HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. TO BUTCHER HIS BEAUTIFUL BISHIE HAIR. PRESENTING: CHALKBOX PLAYING WITH HIS #SUGGESTIVE BONDAGE NOODLES.
watch con air
ok you win this round john but only because of your roller food elite ball knowledge
call me john the way i be egbert.
good question! let me think. umm... okay well one option is a price and the other is priceless! so obviously i'm taking the money hahaha. just kidding!! i think the answer is pretty obvious. :P
would you rather have a million dollars or no dollars? think about it.
soon what? hopefully soon you stop being a huge dork. because that's what you are. hahaha. owned.
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YAAAYYY
thankkk
it should play music when they view the notification too probably. if only there was a really fitting song for that exact scenario.
aaaahhhmmm.. just found in itnernet but u so cutteee i miss greenb suit
yummm
that is totally fine so long as you promise we will eventually do a watch of something soon! i hope you feel less bluhhh soon, heheh.
listen jane i kno thats #fakenews bc if i DID ever have a son id name him something normal like ness or jeff see ^^^^^ is 4 letters & EVERYTHING
IT’S #WIZARDWEDNESDAY.
hi john!!!!!
GOOD TO SM3LL YOU. >:]