Mr. Responder
@technicallyTimaeus
An itasha (痛車; lit. "painful" or "cringeworthy" + "car") is a car decorated with characters from manga, anime or video games (esp. bishōjo games or eroge). Business inquiries: bossman@plushrump.com.
Why is it always jakedirk this and janedirk such and such. Weve all got two hands folks and with these two hands i suggest HITTING THE FRIGGING LOG OFF BUTTON BEFORE YOU ENGAGE IN MORE *DISMAL MINDED CADDERY*.
It’s actually HalJakeDirk. Top shortage so devastating they had to hire a consultant for blocking and fight choreography. #YouHeardItHereFirst #NSFW.
Shall we play a rousing game of catch with the nuclear football?
"We?" You speakin' French? You ain't got the appendages to pitch nor catch, broslice.
I pity your small, wet, organic brain. You can't imagine the symbols and signifiers I'm abstracting it off to in 5D space.
Not on my post buster calibrate your computing on someone elses time.
Now a humble, red-blooded, American pair of glasses can't get his licks in on Dirk anywhere he pleases? What is this world coming to. I thought we were on the same team, bro. I gave you top human billing, second only to the obviously superior lifeform. Consider me the #DirkAbuse fluffer, your steadfast ally, here to prepare him for your killing blow. #NSFW?
Swerving off the road to hit the fuck-ugly autonomous delivery cube. #RobotOnRobotViolence.
Wait. @timaeusTestified#0414 There’s potential here. #CanItRunHAL?
The question is not if it can, but if it should. I'm not showing up to court for your crimes against mail delivery.
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I like how he pretends he's not malding in your notifs. #MaskOff https://i.ibb.co/TDgMGZvD/image.png
It's a shame that you have nothing better to do than to post your headcanons and ascribe deeper meaning to simple actions.
I’m tragically incapable of making moves you yourself would not make.
I've offered on numerous occasions to handle business inquiries for the rest of the Alphas, but for some reason, nobody else is willing to download me to their personal devices. It's all or nothing. If you want my help, you've gotta give me spycam privileges. That's how I get paid.
Wow!! I wonder if this post is directed at ANYONE IN PARTICULAR or if you just reached up into your digital keister and plucked this nonsense nothing burger from whatever trough of HOGWASH you have instead of a colon.
It's directed at three people in particular. Do you think you can deduce who they are by process of elimination? Consider this your dementia-preventative brain-teaser of the morning.
Red devil you wont tempt me to getting riled up. Not me!
I’m literally nice. I’m trying to preserve your pickled brain here.
A ranking of the first several Jane Crocker Creator Music Video edits I can find online after a shallow, perfunctory skim: NEVERMIND. STOP THE PRESSES. SUDDEN DEVELOPMENT. What is this. I've been laughing for five minutes. This was SO high in the search results. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e0eef0f99ab.png
Crazy to give the VP top billing in the campaign videos. #PutHimSecond.
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Having a little trouble getting your link up? Nothing to be ashamed of. Happens to a lot of trolls. Pro tip: try changing that .PNJ to a .PNG.
https://i.ibb.co/vxx8WGLh/image.png Custody dispute? @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
lmfao dont call it that!!
If I have to have POV Extreme Divorce Court footage streamed directly to my brain in real time, I can call it whatever I want. Including the thing that makes Dirk's eye twitch, and brings me ever closer to his inevitable aneurysm.