D --> Whenever I am stricken with undesired arousal I must find a way to e%pel that energy as fast as possible D --> If I am unable to take a cold shower D --> I will drop to the f100r D --> I will do intense sit-ups until the feelings subsides D --> I sweat, and I replace my aroused and bothered sweat with the sweat of a workout D --> The feeling will pass between the 300th and 700th sit-up, or once the cramping becomes unbearable #NoFap
D --> Not quite D --> But I do not think we will see bulb to bulb on this matter
D --> Thank you for your condemnation D --> What w001d you suggest as an alternative D --> I have tried flogging D --> Cold plunges D --> Scalding ablutions D --> Splashing my face with cold water D --> Pullups until failure D --> Electroshock therapy D --> Pushups until failure D --> And many more
D --> Hm D --> You may not like the answer I have to give, seeing as you seem to prefer to negate the issue over solving it directly D --> So I will avoid my own personal solution D --> Which is to task a maidling and/or milkboy with assisting me D --> If I am in need of a way to distract my mind, to get myself away from certain D --> Thoughts D --> I engage in hoofbeast time D --> A good hoofbeast is a behaved hoofbeast D --> Who would be scolded and scorned if he were to act on urges when it is not time D --> So I place myself in the mindset of that beast D --> Who wants only to be good D --> It brings me to a serene state of mind, a therapeutic space wherein nothing e%ists but the reality I have created in my thoughts D --> Alternatively I use the compony riding crop and deliver onto myself the number of lashings equivalent to the severity of my thoughts
D --> Hm D --> No, a maidling or milkboy are far from my preferred solution D --> However... D --> This hoofbeast time D --> It intrigues me greatly D --> A disciplined practice, to put myself in the mind of such a great trained beast D --> To be trained, to follow commands D --> I will try this D --> And the riding crop
you need to be at least a levvel 500 grand coomer before you start gettin eschatological doomsday vvisions evvery time you get an unwwanted squirmy givve up wwhile youre still ahead
D --> Visions are not my goal D --> It is restraint D --> Discipline D --> I do not intend to give up
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D --> I told you that was an accident D --> Which I am still deeply sorry and embarrassed by D --> Humiliated D --> This is not a sudden change D --> I have attempted to hold this lifestyle for a long time now